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KingLennon:
We will like to see him and Bobrisky in a movie set .

would love to see them as lesbians in a porn video

And what has Seun done to advance nairaland?

I'll tell you; he only employed ogogoro drinking mods that love to m@sturbate with news of tonto dike and regina daniels.

Ps: abeg no ban me oh. I'm not typing this in my right senses, i'm high on paw-paw leaves.

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
its racist shop, blacks are not allowed

abeg gimme bobrisky's number, i wan buy bleaching cream

Davash222:
After seeing this movie ‘ Surviving Escobar’, I come dey fear Sule wey dey sell weed for our neighborhood. You don’t mess with drug Bosses, they can eliminate your entire family even while in jail.

that JJ, no get chill @ all.

daddio:
And you closed your eyes before opening the thread abi?

Come back when you break your fast

i will be back in the evening with my vaseline

This op sef, don't you know we are fasting?

Fadedvoices2:
.....Spits on her young pussay.

haaaaaa!!

Lordvaryx:
Bokoharam will avenge for you Bruv.

Bruv, u wicket gaan oh!

I'll pull up beside her,
roll down the window,
call her to come closer,
pull out my Glock 17, cock it and shoot that bag of garri she is carrying around in the name of a stomach.

No be me you go use that belle and flat nyash kill

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She patiently dated you for 5 years hoping you will take the relationship to the next level but you didn't, and probably wouldn't in the next 5 years.

So here is the thing: another nigga proposed and she said 'yes' because time is not on her side.

Reeberry:
It's even 2014 that this thread was created.

Imaging a wedding ceremony thread of 2014 hitting FP in 2019. Nairaland mods are drunkards.

real ogogoro drunkhards

Be like say one mod don go smoke wetin pass him brain. Abi he chop the snake meat and drink the venom?

A thread created around 2015 is hitting Front page in 2019? Perfect case of Delayed not Denied!

They will not listen to you now that the time is right.

Billboyy:
Bleep off farm tool

haba bro, that's not fair.
This girl don pass h0e levels nah. Na tractor and caterpillar levels she dey

DaniDani:
Baba o, your case don defy all known scientific and logical explanation.

hah!

Why evulz?

Forever young is in the mind - Jayz

I have a bad but effective idea.

Get a beer parlour around your hood, go there and drink cold bottles of beer with meat or kpomo while you watch football with other merry fellas. Best feeling ever! One thing about beer parlour guys is they don't take women serious. And even those that do, it's all about fvck - no strings attatched

Thunder strike me if you don't forget about that girl in less than 1 week.

But don't blame me if you become a drunkhard

mumumugu:
Meet army or bokoharam

gimme Buratai's or Shekau's number. Or gimme both their numbers asap.

Thanks

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Thanks

Money2000:
Some people feelings and emotion are gone. So, you dont see this as an issue.
Something that can make a man commit suicide

Bros. Na wa for you oh. Big one

i honestly don't see anything related to girlfriends, wives or relationships as issues deserving a tiny drop of worry.

This kind of topics always makes me hate being sober because it makes me think i'm the only person with real problems.

Abeg who go buy beer for me?

kiddoiLL:
Ma'm except that pool belongs to his father or his friends, there's no way he's stepping into that pool without paying, and yes while it's possible he hasn't spent the whole money, why bother ask for it if he was gon waste it like that? take into consideration the snr bro had to gather the money because he felt it was important

why you dey waste your time dey explain the situation to that fish brained farm tool.
She might even be the one the boy is pressing her bress inside that swimming pool.

This nairaland should be renamed to shiiitland.

No sample pictures of the alleged twins or their cheating mum and one mod high on ogogoro has pushed the thread to the front page?

DanDeeBoss:
I thought you said you're married, what's all these?? Lol...

yeah, she's married to Jesus.

If i hear say human being marry this one

Shakushaku1:
Agba awo, only u all this!

I foh for u ma neega

growing up in the streets of northern nigeria is no joke.

stupidity:
calm down bro. If your telling the truth abeg stop that TM thing abeg. Kills slowly. Take it atleast once a month. And not to that mg.

i've stopped that tm shit. That thing made me faint more than 5 times. The last time i fainted, i woke up with a dislocated shoulder.

weed!!!

My body doesn't just like that thing. Two drags is enough to scatter my head.

I don't think i have a light brain since i used to take 5 tablets of 225mg of tramadol around 10am, 3 tablets of exol 5 around 5pm, and 4 bottles of big legend and 12 sticks of Rothmans at night.

My heart is so numb - ain't no pain i can't withstand

The last time i shed tears was about 16 years ago when i lost my mum.

dingbang:
I still dont know why people make a scene about proposals.

If you no like my style of proposing in the bedroom, na Oyo be your case.

in the bedroom? you try sef.
Na through text message i go propose. If she says yes, we will go to the market the next day and buy ring. If she says no, i go call my goons make we go beer parlour drink booze with the money for the ring.