₦airaland Forum

Papiikush:
And the idiot replies.

I wonder why good people die and these attention seekers live longer

I think he should be kidnapped and killed.

Where are kidnappers when you need one?

people like this puppy are the ones that should be kidnapped. C

HeOrShe:
I am tired of Evans Stories..


They should interview other criminals like Fashola, Amechi, Buhari, Tinubu, Oshomole,

Am dame tired of this Evans this evans that

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Or they should interview you

obajoey:
The hair she carry for head no be fake, ode

no mind the mumu girl. that is why we say ladies have fish brain


Pot calling kettle black

kinibigdeal:
How will this one look like without make up

like ojuju

Charles4075:
Op, what type of chemistry is this na

Abi, is something wrong with you? I was expecting something mesmerizing only to find something horror. Ehhhh

exactly!

see how the man dress with his long cover-shoe wey long like snake

kekakuz:
Having a cool mother in-laws is something most people would like but its turning to something else for me.
When ever she is around, she picks my phone and immediately enters my WhatsApp messages.at first I felt she make a mistake but last night makes it the 5th time it's happening.

yesterday, I slept off in the living room and by the time I woke around 12am, I discovered my phone was not by my side. I searched for it everywhere and when I still could not find it, I proceeded to my wife's room to pick my wife's phone and call my line, to my amazement, I saw my mother in-laws on my phone.

I was angry at first but I had to control myself i collected the phone and I discovered she was in my email and Facebook messaged and she even knows my unlock pattern.t

am tired of this but I don't want to disrespect her. how do I deal with this.

you are married to her daughter, not her. so better tell her to carry her ghana-must-go bag and vamoose to the village.

thank God we are in the raining period. she should go and farm

praizephoto:
nice one girl





“Man Showoff His Big and short Fiancee in New
Pre- wedding Photo (18+ pics)

someone said "could it be camera work"?
the comments on that picture no be here.

Smh. My boss is among those people that killed the Nigerian Airways. They sold about 30 aircrafts and disappeared with the money.

Victornezzar:
Dis Op nd em yeye pictures again
Meanwhile Where is d net dat is buzzing....didn't see any net dere oo
And 2 d mod dat pushed dis trash 2 fp

that op can create rubbish threads. He and that mod that usually carry all these shiit bags of a topic deserve to be taken to sambisa forest and be exchanged with those police women recently captured

techlorddsblog:
You get it

yes boss

Tell her you are hiv positive

that number 7 & 20 really cracked me

Sow seed for Jesus? Is he a farmer?

CheezyCharles:
Denrele or Bobrisky who should the federal government give death penalty first? one condom would have saved the world of all these drama.

I used to think that this denlere is not living in Nigeria that's why he soo bold with all this his weird shii.

Queen inside prison ?

That means there will be a queen inside hell fire

Zoharariel:
Delta, Alpha, Charlie, November, Foxtrot, Echo - This is NCAN Moskow requesting permission from NCAN Worldwide to verify & confirm that suspects are developers from the land of the rising druggies - over?

NCAN Worldwide - Do you copy?

Yankee echo sierr. Reading you loud and clear, private.

Give me your coordinate so we can send our Alfa jets to bombard this land of rising sun once and for all.

Over

OBAGADAFFI:
Little Segun is not capable of writing this nonsense.

there's a high tendency that the whole drama was cooked by bloggers

EpicMaurice:
50cent kwa?

Im Eye dey pain am

Beverages:
Okay.

So I just read that you wrote and I will still log on to Olx or to buy Second hand phone today.


You not happy about that??



Am in my House, Coman beat me!!

don't mind the op. All these reasons she listed are not good enough to deter Nigerians.

I thought she was gon say second hand phones now come with bombs in the panel.

Amarabae:
So a woman don"t have a say in politics?
Online bashing affect those who are emotionally fragile and should not be taken serious.
Anyone who can't counter this thread intellectually is a Nuisance and will be ignored.
and yes,ma and you have nothing in cimmon.
I still hate you.

some of your spellings aren't correct.

pyyxxaro:
We don't want more

This is enough

oboyyeh , no lady has the right to tell a man he is ugly

Estharfabian:
Most of the time, The before Pictures are the ones being Annoyingly photoshopped to promote their Make-Up Business Or whatever Name it's being called.


Went to a makeUp school-Centre in lasgidi and had myself all dolled up Only to find my before pictures on Instagram looking Hideous and repugnant, They Photo-shopped it beyond damage...Saw Repulsive Spots that seemed so palpable, It gave me goosebumps.

MORALE: don't believe everything you see on the internet. It's all cooked up junk!

. So you went to a make up school and they exaggerated your picture without make ups?

Stop lying to innocent nigerians jhoor… for your information, I am a teacher in that same school

it's high time the government declared it a federal offense to apply make ups.

This is first-degree impersonation

Kondomondo:
guy is like you dont know Nairaland is an office me i resume very early and close late. I do overtime sef

ahahahahaha…

The hairstyle com make d guy resemble all those aboki wey dey sell fried fish inside tray
…no need for him to carry along that piece of clothe they use to make the tray balance well on their head

DeGuyNxtDoor:
mostly because it makes us feel like we gay! A woman is supposed to open her legs like that, not a man dammit!!!

correct guy. You just spoke ma mind.

martha89:
Akwa ibom man calling us name and wonder shall never end.An Akwa ibom witches fly during day, and they even killl babies because they might be witches.God forbid Akwa ibom men are ulgy and they look like houseboys.

…let me guess…, you have dated one of them before and the bahd guy vandalized your kitten before he vamoozed

oshinadekunle:
tell him to end it Hw he start it

this one really got me laughing out loud.

If I were to be in the same situation, I will just cut off any means of communication. If she calls, I won't pick. Text, I won't reply. And if she comes to my house to find out what the problem is, I will tell my siblings and friends to tell her that I got a job in Jupiter and have RElocated there

… but I can't be in such situation because I will never enter a relationship with a lady I can't put up with forever.

Is he not the one you uploaded his picture selling petrol some weeks ago?
So he is now a sales boy in a boutique??

Roon9:
Can't ashewo go on excursion again

buahahaha… Bros, u wiket oh

Upload some more.

I just dey imagine how that prayer go be!

The husband be like… oh lord I want to commit this pvssy I am about to fvck, may it grip my shakabula very tightly and make my shakabula strong like an oak tree