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I just dey imagine how that prayer go be!

The husband be like… oh lord I want to commit this pvssy I am about to fvck, may it grip my shakabula very tightly and make my shakabula strong like an oak tree

DONSMITH123:
Who knows the kind of weed this man always take?

he takes the type of weed that is mixed with dried ewedu leaves.

Mr Explorers, what is a coral reef ecosystem?

@op, sorry about your g.f behavior. All she needs is counseling.


Gimme her number let me help you

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Choi
This is ridiculous! ......with their white panties.....it's obvious who they are [/color]

pampers crew

Looks like this thread is going to make it to the headquarters

Perspectives:
Seems that guy is an undercover agent

that means na Jolly juice dey inside not fanta.

Gladiator1:
Airforce1, pls don't be offended bt I need u to answer this:

Why didn't u test for STUPIDITY cos it seems it runs in ur family and it's hereditary

buahahahahahaha… Bros, you wicked oh

Bahddo:
You only got 3, 6, 7, 8 correct, despite the fact that you don't know how to transcribe. You were describing the sounds.

1) you made ma-She-ti sound like ma-She-teh.
2) K isn't silent in the word 'ask' in any version of English.
4) /lai-bri/ is also correct in British English. You are wrong to say it's wrong.
5) the snack gala is different from the event gala.
9) en-ji-near is even the more common pronunciation both in American and British English.

You should always check your dictionary before posting stuff like this. There isn't only one correct way to pronounce a word.

correct guy. I no know whether the op see us with tribal Marks.

Jhuniyour:
House Wife Advert.

Weh Done Ma

haha,I thought I was the only one that noticed her scop

No be only temple of God, na shrine of ifa

DeadPresident:

Believe the Nigerian Army at your own risk

So the civilian attacked the soldier ?? How does this sound to you ??

They can't fight the Boko boys, they only know how to beat the shiit out of innocent weak Nigerians

bla, bla, bla, bla… because they can't fight boko haram doesn't mean that when bloody civilians like you shouldn't be panel beaten when you misbehave

dessz:
why d man dey hold his chin and smiling like dat

na craze hangover cause am.… the craze never comot finish for his body.

newlander:
i am considering your second option

abeg make you no go turn the young n!gga to become like lil Wayne oh. #codeine addict.

Same thing happened in naija today.…

Below is a picture of the leopard that was killed

oboyyeh, just when you're thinking that you've seen it all, another one wil pop out from nowhere.

Madness!!!

A nagging wife!

xynerise:


These guys are not facing economic problems at all

Had it been hunger dey waya them, they for no go close to those sculptures

Naqade:
He just said he has forked 17 girls since January, while watching his friends fork even more. Isn't this a firm basis to make his argument?

Why don't you just address his argument instead of insulting him? And how do you even know he is broke? Do you know him in person? Or do you just delight in making foolish statements without proof?

People like you represent everything that is wrong with the world.

no mind the mofo. I wonder, what is difficult about commenting without insulting the op.

[quote author=Iloveafrica post=57413303][/quote]oboyyeh, where you get that picture from?
That guy must have been playing shaolin soccer before.

NtoAkwaIbom:
Fellow Citizens of the creeks.
There are more than than 3million Igbos in Kano alone, and they are not back yet oo, but they are already fighting and killing each others for land... When those 3million from Kano, 2.7 from Katsina, 2million from Kaduna, 1.9million from Born etc are kicked out.
WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY WILL GO TO ??

your Guess is as Good as mine, They want to troop to our lands, take over our businesses, jobs, and with the way they don't respect others cultures and traditions (Lagos Incident) they will start phasing out our Culture's next.

they will say I am insecure, it's alright, who won't be ? knowing that if he doesn't fight now, it will be forever too late, As collectively we have will still be a minority against them...
If they can go about Undermining the north calling them Cows and Daulard, Insult the west saying they are lazy, dirty etc.. are we thinking they will come and be calling us "honey" ??

once they come, here, not only will we be the next figment of their hate... with their greed level.
Our lands will be the area where Communal wars like these will be more rampant, as the people here will be more than the little resources available...

I am not against Biafra o(Restricted to the 5 Eastern State) but trust me, you guys will be fighting the north and the Creeks, if you guys dare to venture annexing our freedom, our choices, our culture into a Country, which you guys sat by urself to choose the flag, religion, God,language, capital, etc.

signed CitizenOfTheCreeks001

the only sane and realistic ipob member

People like this op dey always make me thank God sey atleast i still fine pass somebody

Jmaxinc:
lol you can see she loves you how?

no mind the mofo op. people are trying to help you and you are there trying to play romeo

telkevog:
I don't like what you guys are doing o! Somebody volunterily offered her thing for public assessment and you are sensoring it, for what na?

i tire for them oh. , after dey don luk d uncensored picture finish, dey will then censor it because dey no wan share am with anybody. stingy pipul kawai

indomie & beans or beans & moi-moi

the reason is because girls get involved in all the acts you mention for money. Take music videos as an example.


Although not all girls are like that but 80% of them are guilty as charged

Xxxx123:
Honestly, I don't see how I am obligated to reveal this fantasy to you, neither do I see how revealing it to you would make the nature of my predicament clearer to you or anyone who wishes to offer any advice. I think I have revealed every relevant information that applies to this situation.

telling us about this fantasy will help us to know the gravity of the offence you committed and advise you accordingly

peedeeasobie:
You attempted suicide?

Her mom asked you to beg a girl that cheats on you?

You agreed to be a side guy?


You need psychological evaluation!

psychological evaluation? That will be a waste of money.… what he needs is to be shot dead before he begins to infect others with this his factory fitted fooolishness

Revolva:
nice topic bro cant wait for the next topic...


education without vocational skills n self reliance after graduating is nonsense...you go suffer ehnnnn.......

that's it! Many of the engineering graduates I've come in contact with have no practical skills whatsoever. Some of them don't know the names of simple hand tools.

Not braggin but should I decide to quit my current job, it won't take me a week to get another one because of the practical skills. And yet I'm Still trying to acquire an ND certificate

Swaggzkid:
This mad man enter arena everyone gave him space to execute his transactions ooo. With no ATM card.

Madness sha.

Is this in ilorin?

.....OP, so your heart can't stop pounding like a cooked yam? better look for stew and eat that yam