₦airaland Forum

Truckpusher:
You'll make a good pervert anywhere, it is in you like peak.

yeah, you are right. Atleast I'm not a hypocrite.

Unlike your types that will rush to open any thread that is about nude girls with your vaseline and begin to form modesty after you must have finished w@nking

This news is a welcome development!
Nigerian girls are gradually coming up.

Lord knows, I will be the happiest guy when Nigerian girls will begin to walk naked on the streets
…#free mojo

quiverfull:
Indeed this is a good development. However, I'm not an automobile design engineer, but common sense dictates that a military craft should have both defense and offense mechanisms. The occupants of those automobiles are way too exposed. The vehicles should have some cover/protection.

such vehicles are use for fire power demonstration. Read the whole article. Thanks

This one no be slay queen. Na black mammy-water

vicfuntop:
Good

yeah, great!

vicfuntop:
That means I look old

no! ! ! She's not old. I was even planning on toasting her but I had to back-off when I learnt she's married.

vicfuntop:
Creamymoltenlar why do I think this is your second moniker

you also look like Mrs Ojo my admin officer!

vicfuntop:
Creamymoltenlar why do I think this is your second moniker

no! That's not correct. This is my only moniker. I don't know anything about creamymoltenar.
Thanks

That craving for sugary and junk food is happening to me. I use to take 1.5litre of Coca-Cola everyday.

I'm also experiencing mood swings constantly.

The b!tch lied to me that her mum gave her 60k to pay her school fees but she borrowed the money to her besty when her mum when she fell sick. But now the friend is no where to be found.…

… that she went to her friend's house and nobody was around, and their neighbors told her that they have relocated to abuja. But she got their phone number and called and her friend's mum told her that her daughter has fled to Ghana. I was like

So the issue was she needed the money to pay her fee which was closing in two days time. The silly b!tch went on to say threaten me that I have to give her the money if I don't want her to accept the money from one Alhaji that has been trying to fvck her. Imagine Ga!!!

So iwas like : "no problem I will give you the money". I then asked her if she needed anything else and she told me needed a new phone because the one she was using to call me belongs to her cousin the phone she had on mind would cost her 40k.

I then told her not to worry that I was gon give her the money tomorrow


My brothers and sisters, it is about 7 month now and tomorrow is yet to come


I no know whether the girl see tribal marks on my face and that made her to feel she has captured a mugu

dingbang:
Hair saloon ko... I have told thousands of girls I would open saloon for them

buahahahaha

Damn!!! Bros, you too, are very wicked like that guy in the other thread that Jesus was referring to her brain when he said "it is finished“

McBrooklyn:
Cinderella, it is obvious when Jesus said it's finished... He was actually referring to your midget brain...

kai, kai, kai! Bros you are a very wicked somebody.

This your comment made me laugh for the first time since Friday.

Which one of them is kinginvahla?
The tall one with Yellow teeth, wearing white native attire, or the short one?

I always try to understand the reasons for fasting. But till now, I've not gotten a reasonable answer.

I discovered that many people are just fasting without any tangible reason. I've asked many people their reasons for fasting and what it means to God. They just keep telling me that they are fasting because they want GOd to know how serious they desire that thing they asking of him.


That to me, does not make any sense! What does it take for God to answer prayers without demanding people to fast? I thought it is said that God knows the desire of our hearts.
Does it mean that people who do not fast are not serious about what they need?
Or is it that some prayer request are more critical than others?

Is it that prayer requests are in different categories, each demanding a particular method of praying, depending on the issue at hand?


Please, I need answers

sirfee:
You are smart,I'm also asking the same question.Maybe marine connection........

Apparently, that's the accurate explanation

juman:
Its a shrine in order word.

I guess you are right.

Kai!! I weep for my people- very gullible.

BTW those two girls standing at both sides of the table, dressed as if in a shrine, what's their purpose?

MrBONE2:
Me hate Apple but like Mango

me hate mango but like water melon

Please where can get one to buy or order in Nigeria

Kondomatic:
The spirit that possessed him is possessed.

the spirit that possessed The one that possessed the one that possessed him is possessed.

Like someone said, the op's brain is an app that is on trial version.

This op derves to be taken to a laboratory and used as a specimen for a bioligy practicals

nextprince:
The biafaran nationals are identified as
George Ike,
Ugwuele Bright Onyeka

No need to read further.
NCAN, evil forest, reporting

Everything the op wrote down here is nothing but the raw truth. My mum is a die hard member. She even operates a satellite church.


Onething I noticed is how they've turned Chris to a god. You will often hear them saying, "pastor said we shoud not sin" instead of saying "God says we should not sin"

I tried to leave that church but she wouldn't hear of it till the day she asked us to stop saying the lord's prayer because there were some flaws in it. That was the day I decided to use extreme force and break away.

It is almost 4years now and my feet has not stepped into a church and i've been enjoying inner peace like never before!

Sha wuya (means suffering, in hausa)

Darius

Judas iscariot

Good for him!
Nonsense. I no pity the guy even small. Must a lady be proposed to in public? I can never try this type of a thing.

This op is definitely crazy. Just standby, I'm calling for air strike on your location.

ITbomb:
You be truck you come flat like this for ground

the thing tire me.
Abeg this thing wey resemble radio abi na ups sef can never function in Nigeria except they go demolish the whole country and rebuild am

ZarZar:
Lol no, I'm not a 6 pack kind of girl. I like them dirty looking & gritty like that guy

@your profile pic, that's an excellent description!

Newbiee:
Ehn!
Kidnapper dey claim human right for illegal detention. What about those he detained for ransome for only God knows how many days? Were those detentions legal?.
Hmmmm! Only in Nigeria.
When he was commiting those crimes and making money, he forgot about the infringement of the fundamental human rights of his victims. And now that he is at the receiving end, he wants to claim his rights. The must annoying thing is that some gullible lawyers and judges are already begging to do his bidding.

the mumu lawyer that is filing all these suites on his behalf deserves to be kidnapped or detained with him.

ClintonNzedimma:
If you're bored like I am, here's what to do: Place a cube of sugar where ants are prevalent in your house. Observe as one ant will spot it, the little snitch will then go and report to others. After it has left, remove it, so that when the other ants come they will think the other ant is a liar and will never trust it again.

dis guy guy, you don go smoke ewedu leaves, Abi??

remi1444:
husspoopoo is rich from his ill gotten Money but his sense is like that of one failed nairaland music artiste who I haven't seen his song on abegmusic,tooxclusive,naijaloaded etc.but all he does is post about his girlfriend. If, you know his hit the like button.

Dis guy u wicket no be small.

dolphinife:
A court sitting in Ilorin slammed that much on Sahara reporters

Ilorin for that matter.....and saraki is from Ilorin

buahahaha…

The issue com be like say na children dey play