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Crime › Re: Wife Stabs Husband To Death In Oyo Over Sexual Demand (pic) by GorillaApp(m): 5:47pm On Nov 24, 2022
khadaffi:
The person you quoted is right. You can't rape your wife in the eyes of the law
Where do you get such trash?
You can rape your wife in the eyes of the law.

Define rape.

Alright, politeActivist has help with a definition up there
Politics › Re: Depots, Marketers Subtly Push For Fuel Price Increment As Scarcity Bites Harder by GorillaApp(m): 10:17am On Nov 24, 2022
How can a man who grows vegetables in his compound in abundance be buying from his faraway neighbors and also suffering the pangs of instability in sourcing and transporting the goods to his kitchen when there is an overgrowth of vegetables in his backyard?
Who actually placed a curse on this country? Who did Nigeria offend as a country in her previous life as a nation?

Why are our rulers so wicked and demonically evil and always rejoice when they masses groan

The average Nigerian is wired to be heartless and selfish (self-centred).
Once I leave this country, I can never be a friend to any Nigerian.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Nominates Lauretta Onochie As NDDC Chairman by GorillaApp(m): 2:10pm On Nov 23, 2022
madapcmod:
E be like say Buhari dey fvck this woman. He has been trying to give her lucrative post all these while.

Remember how he nominated her for INEC commissioner position until the public shut it down.
I'm sure she's giving him something
Politics › Re: Peter Obi, Arthur Eze, Others Storm Anambra As Maduka Buries Uncle by GorillaApp(m): 8:34am On Nov 23, 2022
doggedfighter:
Cosmas Maduka looking rugged and ready in the first picture. grin





The guy on dark glasses in the last picture is quite handsome.

A nice spec !
Mehn!
Niggi on steroids! Just kidding. But he looked rugged with well toned muscles. I'm hitting the gym next week. How can this older man look more ripped than me

I'm cooler than the guy on spec.
U need to hit me up cool
Politics › Re: Vote Buying: APC Harvests Over 10m Voters’ Bank Accounts – CUPP by GorillaApp(m): 6:56pm On Nov 22, 2022
femisplash:
Ugochinyere a PDP lackey. Niggar has been wailing since 2015, he is representing PDP constituency in Imo. Probably might have joined the Obìdíot camp.

PS; NL has edited Obi-diot to Obidient... Lol.
Because you are an hediot
Politics › Re: Buhari To Unveil New Naira Notes Wednesday by GorillaApp(m): 3:22pm On Nov 22, 2022
slickbak:
cheesy New money
It’s like bubu put his face on this money grin
I won't be shocked really.

I thought of that myself.
Politics › Re: The first Oil Field In Northern Nigeria (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 12:48pm On Nov 22, 2022
Arrewa:
North of Oil money...

North of Agric Money...

If we could achieve this without oil derivation...

Imagine what we'll do with Oil money... cool
The money will be paid into government coffers and distributed equitably
Crime › Re: Woman Stabs Her Husband To Death In Rivers (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 9:45pm On Nov 21, 2022
Titilayo2021. This is my number.

08 zero. Three zero 6 4, eighty one, ninety nine
Crime › Re: Woman Stabs Her Husband To Death In Rivers (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 5:24pm On Nov 21, 2022
Whats going on with people stabbing their spouses to death.

Baba God, no bring this Kain people come my side abeg
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by GorillaApp(m): 5:20pm On Nov 21, 2022
Titilayo2021:
Yes, luckily u can get, but as for me I used an agent, but not expensive at all, my COS is out.
Can you give a range or if you don't won't to do it on this thread, quote me on another thread and drop the range
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by GorillaApp(m): 4:25pm On Nov 21, 2022
enohorglo:
This month, she applied for visa already, just waiting for feedback, just keep trying and keep faith.
Alright.tnx
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by GorillaApp(m): 3:05pm On Nov 21, 2022
enohorglo:
Yes, luckily my sister got hers without paying.
Omo! Really!
When pls. Just got fed up and started looking another direction
Politics › Re: Buhari To Officiate First Oil Drill In Northern Nigeria by GorillaApp(m): 9:45pm On Nov 20, 2022
mrvitalis:
Do this People have sense at all ?
Even if there was oil in the north ...you need the oil to be 3 times the oil in the Niger Delta region for it to make economic sense drilling the oil honestly

From my analysis it would take 15 billion dollars to build pipeline to transport oil from the north east basin to the ocean in calabar ...or at best ebonyi so you can then use the calabar river to move them

So you need at least 1 million barrels per day production for like 20 years to make such investment worth it


People would say build module refinery ? They are hardly profitable

.well let's watch n see
Are you really saying modular refineries are not the way to go?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits CKC Onitsha For The Feast Of Christ The King (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 12:56pm On Nov 20, 2022
Bobloco:
The kind of energy this Peter Obi carry no get comparison, a day before he was in Port Harcourt, yesterday he was in Delta, today he is in Onitsha
Aswear! Even me as a younger man they wonder if I can meet up with this type of activity
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba 'Helped' Elon Musk To Acquire Twitter by GorillaApp(m): 10:46am On Nov 20, 2022
ayodot:
What about his craw-craw bird app. Why has no one acquire it
Abeg stop grin
You make me laff for church now and pastor dey look me one Kain now cheesy
Which one be craw craw bird app.lol
Christianity Etc › Re: What's Your Favourite Version Of The Bible? by GorillaApp(m): 9:57am On Nov 20, 2022
minks:
Studying the word of God is always refreshing and spiritually nourishing but studying a version that is hard to understand can make you not to enjoy the experience of studying the Bible.

I love the King James Bible but recently I found that I'm starting to like newer versions like The New International Version (NIV) and the English Standard Version (ESV).

So, what version do you enjoy studying?
Share with us and maybe we could discover new versions of God's word that will aid our knowledge of God.
Still repping king James version. The effect is profound!
Family › Re: Police Recruit Back From 9 Months Training To Find New Wife Pregnant For Brother by GorillaApp(m): 1:07am On Nov 20, 2022
[quote author=zombieHUNTER post=118528933][/quote]Una no go kill person, aswear grin
Career › Re: Nigerian Caregiver Jailed In UAE For Staying 30-minutes In The Bathroom by GorillaApp(m): 7:53pm On Nov 19, 2022
Lama70:
She had a responsibility. Could as well have looked for someone to cover for her. That's a child with special needs.

Such jobs come with serious responsibilities.
Reason why I'm wary of such jobs
What I would want to know though is what if it was an emirati that did this? Would same punishment still suffice?
Politics › Re: Another Unknown Helicopter Sighted In Enugu Forests (Pics, Video) by GorillaApp(m): 12:44pm On Nov 19, 2022
Goldensword:
.

Thick forest with many mountains, and the funny thing is that it's always going to a particular direction towards a mountain, even today the same thing is happening, the helicopter is still hovering around since morning.
You guys should be vigilant.
This people are up to no good.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Apologises To Beatrice Itubo by GorillaApp(m): 11:43am On Nov 19, 2022
MasterJayJay:
balabloo bloo blu bulaba








Coming from a balabloo supporter. The audacity of ignorant agbadorites supporting a SICK candidate.

https://thecolumnist.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/resize-164534993258919261Tinubuissick.png
I keep on asking myself, are these guys blind? How can you see a man who is almost entering his grave and has become senile ( God forbids I laugh at his old age) and they will still support him?
It is truly mind-boggling.
One question I keep asking. If they were to own companies and a candidate having tinubu's mental state comes searching for a job, will dey give him?
This folks want to throw this country into a terrible state again. Worser than where we are presently.
Politics › Re: Another Unknown Helicopter Sighted In Enugu Forests (Pics, Video) by GorillaApp(m): 11:30am On Nov 19, 2022
VEHINTOLAR:
How on earth would cannibals from this erosion ravaged jungle not call another man's land "a no man's land" in a futile attempt to grab it because they know their own ancestral land is nothing but topographically,an erosion ravaged jungle of cannibals with no prospects for developments !

Chai,see jungle ! No wonder some of them have chosen to live and die in Yoruba land ! Just a flashflood and everything/structure in that jungle is gone !
I really find it shameful and reprehensible that an adult will condescend so low to engage in stewpid hatred like this. It is mind-boggling!
I have moderate Muslim friends and none has ever shown this crass and imbecilic attitude.
I'm not a Muslim but I'm ashamed of you and all the more ashamed of you as a family man with children.
For your information, nobody is claiming Yoruba land. But the existential threat that is staring you in the face, you don't see it. You towns and villages are quietly been stolen from you by jihadist yet you are concerned about the law abiding folks from the south. Even your dream in your thread is a fulfillment of what is to come. I have also seen this several times in a vision.
This helicopter issue is connected to your dream but I'm sure you won't see it.
Now I will post a picture from your region also. There is no settlement in Nigeria that does not have it's slum

I wish you good luck

Politics › Re: Another Unknown Helicopter Sighted In Enugu Forests (Pics, Video) by GorillaApp(m): 11:16am On Nov 19, 2022
HilcomTech:
Educate yourself pls.

There is a helicopter training school in Enugu
It could even be a student pilot doing training
Thundrr fia your mouth dia. When the evil you and your slave masters boil over, the fire will consume you. What ever you guys are cooking is dead on arrival. It has failed imp.

The same helicopter was dropping stuffs in abraka/Eku forest axis and you are here trying to confuse people about helicopter driving school. In your warped opinion, the one visiting Eku/abraka is students from the imaginary training school there too?
Thunder fia again.
Tell dem we are ready!
Politics › Re: Another Unknown Helicopter Sighted In Enugu Forests (Pics, Video) by GorillaApp(m): 11:05am On Nov 19, 2022
Simeonjoe1:
G
People too Mumu for this country Chai.
Helicopter dey carry surveillance jeje dey won turn am to another thing. Or when did fulani start flying choppers.
Fake reporting go bury Nigeria Las Las
Surveillance of what? Same helicopter carrying out surveillance in abraka/ Eku forest axis abi?

Hear this and tell them. What ever they are cooking is dead on arrival. It will fail woefully.

Take this word to the bank. We are ready
Politics › Re: Another Unknown Helicopter Sighted In Enugu Forests (Pics, Video) by GorillaApp(m): 11:02am On Nov 19, 2022
Goldensword:
I don't understand what's going on, that particular helicopter do hover around agbani road-coal camp areas from morning till evening for the pass 7days now.
Is there any forest there?

U guys should be vigilant o
Career › Re: Nigerian Caregiver Jailed In UAE For Staying 30-minutes In The Bathroom by GorillaApp(m): 10:26am On Nov 19, 2022
Lama70:
Was she giving birth in the bathroom?

Thirty minutes is way too much off duty for a care giver. Truth be told.
How about shitting and bathing one after the other? Let's learn to hear from both sides
Politics › Re: 'What Is Bulaba?' - Reno Omokri Mocks Tinubu by GorillaApp(m): 7:58pm On Nov 18, 2022
Curious345:
ask your father for it
I'm sure you have problem comprehending basic English word. Someone said the tape was doctored and I asked him to provide the original one as prove so we can see or forever shut up.
The way some of you run your mouth just shows that you are kids. If you see me In person you no go fit cough
Politics › Re: 'What Is Bulaba?' - Reno Omokri Mocks Tinubu by GorillaApp(m): 7:53pm On Nov 18, 2022
abbey621:
I don't live in 9ja so nope but it is on Youtube and you can clearly see the difference.
Link pls
Politics › Re: 'What Is Bulaba?' - Reno Omokri Mocks Tinubu by GorillaApp(m): 7:52pm On Nov 18, 2022
HORLADY:
For those that didn't know, that video was edited. God will punish everyone trying to bring their fellow human down
Get us the unedited one pls
Politics › Re: 'What Is Bulaba?' - Reno Omokri Mocks Tinubu by GorillaApp(m): 7:47pm On Nov 18, 2022
lhordspy:
The video was doctored. It is very obvious.

We know. You know. But continue. February no far.
I will give it a reasonable doubt but why don't you provide the original video
Celebrities › Re: Busta Rhymes Goes Backstage To Praise Wizkid's Performance & Asks For A Feature by GorillaApp(m): 6:33am On Nov 18, 2022
vastolord4:
Maybe to you, cos if you were born in the 80s, there are some Busta songs that when they unexpectedly play on the radio, meeen driving mode go change with the nods
No mind the F00l. I still bump busta from time to time on my sound system. Indomie generation won't understand.
Busta and the flip mode squad is big up there.

Would rather listen to busta than whiz
NYSC › Re: Faith Ehimare: Nigerian 'Virgin Corper' Brags About Her Purity (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 2:00pm On Nov 17, 2022
fuckingAyaya:
As I raise this cat up let all the non virgin girls see Dog
I'm in the bank right now and laffing madly at the picture up there grin

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