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Na mistake...it is allowed

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Kai...see brazen Broad daylight armed robbery

And some imps will still justify this.

Ka'a da'a fun gbogbo yin

Which magic

Dey play.

Whatever magic y'all keep talking about happened under Fashola and Ambode....

Well his supporters claim he used his own 8 years as Gov to draw blueprint....

So maybe he's drawing another red/blueprint with these 8 years as prez for another person to implement.

Awon blueprint masters

Awon red/blueprint aye!

naijaboy756:
I swear i was thinking there will be a public ice block day where every Nigerian will go and cool his head for surviving Buhari's regime....

Omor i will never believe someone worse than Buhari exists...

Tinubu!!!!!!

Surprise us small na

Do the Lagos magic na... How many years do you need?

Gerrard59:
You quoted me thrice. That shows my posts pained you so hard, and I am glad. I care less what you think about me.

Support your politician, quite alright. But categorising babies as having tainted blood and mocking a dying doctor shows crude bitterness, which is only being replicated.

You know its funny how they're unable to take what they serve to others....now he/she has resulted to empty curses.
It's so personal for him that I suspect he knew the deceased personally.

There are several topics and threads on nl where they jubilate over the misfortunes of Igbos but now they don't like the taste of their own medicine.

The hate they have for igbos is out of this world meanwhile the politicians they support are in inter-tribal marriages with these same igbos.

O ga gan o.

Rip to the dead but I hope this makes them think.

A woman that can be bought isn't worth having.

A woman whose body can be bought or paid for ain't worth it.

Natural is ultimate.

Natural is beautiful

Luckily for Africans, our women are well endowed so there's really no need for bbl.

Yugoslavia247:
I am asking this because it is a No for me.

I read through the side effects and it appears to be deadly.

However, there still a lot of gap in research as regards this which has made the patient more of a lab rat.

Again, there is possibility of infection. You can also get bacteria infection which can also lead to more checkups and money. Kidney failure such as jay boogie is also a part of it

Any woman who does bbl is most likely lacking in self esteem and would do far worse things to please the public.

Your children, how do you confront them or correct them or teach them self confidence when even you require bbl to be confident.

What happens at old age. These fats are taken from parts and put in other parts. In a case of complications you burden the partner and take their peace of mind.

In a case of complications no one will donate or help you. Because you did it at your violition .
Take jay boogie for instance.

Also your will be forced as a woman to keep showing off your fake butt. Fake life and fake self esteem.

Most bbl women are usually love peddlers. No one who would want to settle down and marry would be thinking of bbl.

Lastly, I have not seen an old woman who has bbl till old age.
Until then I will say it is safe.

It is expensive. That is using your hard earned money to buy problem.

My opinion

Before nko?

Manigie:
Whatever it is oga, you can never be half the man Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is...... Go sleep

Never!!!

None of them can.

HenryWilliams:
You're the type that loves to stick his head in the sand like Ostrich..
Does this country look like something you sacrifice for?
Does the leaders of this country care or do you see the system working?
All in a bid to sound politically correct.. you come across as a dreamer..
Go to Martins and support him as he faces PMB after PMB, query after query for leaking Official State Secret. Which is a gross misconduct. Ask any civil servant.
Once he's fired,Make sure you donate half of your income to his upkeep.
Odensin.
You want to be patriotic to Nigeria?
Gosh.

Sad but true.
The entire system is corrupt it'll take more than one man being patriotic. Things like this have happened many times in the past with terrible consequences to the intending patroit...even Dele Giwa was blown to bits for being patriotic.
It's a very sad reality.

Nonny95:
As a business owner, you arrange an interview to select a new CEO for your business, but end up employing a candidate with no capacity for the role - 'cause of base sentiments, & now you're hounding the qualified candidate you rejected to come sit with you in strategy sessions and share his vision/plans for the enterprise and also proffer solutions to the problems crippling your organization's growth/progress??

Imagine people that booted out GEJ are now calling for ideas from opposition leaders😂😂

Imagine the guts...what happened to all the strategies they claimed could not be told at that interview so that other contestants would not steal ithem
Even after one of them has seen the folly in his acts, the other urchins are still talking trash...

Na statistics we go chop?

Kukutente23:
Yet one silly boy called helinues opened a thread to declare the strike a failure from his "foam" in his face-me-i-slap-you apartment
Tueh on his zombified brain

🤣You mean him and his crew- UrchinsUnited🤣

Esther125:
https://.ng/2023/11/14/people-win-elections-from-prison-dino-melayes-excuse-for-not-voting/

Dino, if you didn't vote for yourself then who would vote for you?

Are you in prison? Do you have the reputation and influence of those who won from prison ?

JaceBlaze:
So among all the nationalities you mentioned you also acknowledged that you are the only visible criminal because you are the only one flaunting your illicit profits and at the same time you are angry because South Africans call it what they see? Okay got it🤬


And as for Apartheid,I think you guys have been overplaying your hand and making whatever insignificant role you think you played bigger than it actually was.I think it's sad that in order to seek relevance you gotta resort to making shit up.You guys are so desperate to be accepted by us...why?

Pele o ..accepted by who

You? South Africans....🤣🤣🤣?

You're deluded.

It's not your fault..if not for intervention, y'all would still be dancing butt-naked and bare-breasted in your wilderness.🤔

Nigerians stand out and shine for good everywhere we go...heck a Nigerian heads the WTO

Your beef with foreigners is so bad you even have private orgs propagating it as seen on BBC and all.

If other Africans give you the same treatment,y'all will become stiffs.

Bloody Xenophobe.

Updated.
Yh..correct the spelling...you would know...its your way of life.

Stop the hate and get a life...qed.

Cooolme:
Greetings everyone, I've been driving for over a year now and I've noticed we don't know how to use headlights in this country even my friend that visited from the US complained same thing.
I don't know if it's selfishness or what but how will someone be on very high beam even when opposite an incoming vehicle, I almost entered a ditch because an SUV beamed on my small Corolla to the point I couldn't even see properly, are there rules set for all these in this country?
God's willing if I don't leave this country within the next 2 years I'm getting a bigger vehicle and I will purposely install massive led lights I will be counter beaming people till they notice their mistake.

Na Ame you take dey conpare 9ja?

IMO The first thing is pure ignorance
Second thing is the constant need to oppress the next man.
Most Nigerian drivers are mad...you're to consider yourself the only sane person on the road 😁
Most people now install Chinese foglamps for counter-actions and to actually see well because some roads in some places in Nigeria are dark and terrible...as the factory ones aren't enough...meanwhile, this is against roadsafety law.

When everyone, even the government that's supposed to keep things sane is mad, you must survive so I don't blame your decision.

The badbelle is real.

Black SA that apartheid almost finished if not for countries like Nigeria who came to their rescue....all of a sudden, they hate foreigners especially Nigerians...

Granted, some Nigerians are into bad stuff but so are other Africans, Asians, Arabs and Caucasians...just that Nigerians can't help but show off the little they have.

Inferiority Complex is a terrible thing.

What did you expect...With the rate of weaponised poverty?

You go explain taya.

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

See This is why some of us campaign against JUNGLE JUSTICE.

Imagine if things didn't go in your favour.

There are very desperate people out there.

The other day I was around and was driving down an ever busy dual carriage expressway...this punk pretended like he wanted to cross and when he saw I'd pulled close, he tried to jump in front of my car....luckily, I'd noticed the manner in which he was crossing and I was able to dodge him by the sheer grace of God.

I didn't stop but when I looked back, he was only targeting cars that he felt were expensive...

Funny thing is there were some guys on the side of the road waiting to pounce.

They make foolish decisions then look for innocent people who are struggling to implicate.

Awon alakoba.

Omobude244:
freestuffsNG
yarimo
leodeking
throwback
helinues
Raskimonojendor
iwantslavesgone
accordadoga25-29
and that drycleaner that likes dedicating songs to evil-templarlandry

una nor comment here
okay nor be igbo person, so it is fine

See them m*sturb*ting on the thread about school children killed in the east...even ftc...shameful.

bigotrypersonified...jumping at every opportunity to be prejudiced and to antagonise fellow Nigerians who they perceive as enemies because of crumbs.

Note/disclaimer: not all southwesterners are in that camp.

sisisioge:
Na those people wey dey wait until they pay before checking what's in the bag. Let her carry her cross. Sebi na God create the man. If na her pikin she no go wan make someone love am

Sisi don vex.

Seems like most times this happens, someone is hiding something

But really, how easy/possible it is to really love someone and be able to avoid getting down before marriage...only legends can explain of which many fall short...

So young and so foolish.

Ask her now, she'll say it was "cruise"

It's good na....as you no like to go school...as na to dey twerk on live be your passion...

Now you have all the time to pursue your dream.

I just pity the parents who coughed up big bucks to get her into a private uni.

I remember that year for "uptown"

Well, now everyone will know if all na fake life or truly her parents hol' it....na to put am for another private uni....if not aluta discontinua😁

WHY DO WE HAVE TO TRIBALIZE EVERYTHING IN NIGERIA.

Some Yorubas love igbo foods and some igbos love yoruba foods...so what's the contention here? Why not go to the fest and enjoy yourself even as an easterner?

Well, this problem is foundational...I can only imagine the resistance if igbos say they want to do same in lagos....considering the current hate the two tribes harbour for each other.

It's really ridiculous and sad....A PEOPLE SO DISUNITED.

If not for desperation, how can you see a "portable" and go sign with him

With the amount of real estate he's investing in, he seems to know that he can't display this madness for long into his old age.
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... ain't this another mohbad/marley sitch waiting to happen?

Na wa o...

Some families sha.

I feel bad for her.

Nothing like being abroad legitimately...you'll enjoy yourself and see your progress....1+1=2...meaning if you do right, you get right...unlike places where no matter what, the system is rigged to fail.

Especially if you're a professional who knows his onions.

She better run with her head...11 years of abuse is terrible.

The small-man should go and marry that woman who he thinks is better...cos from experience, I've seen that small-men who beat their women often think the women ain't good enough.

Kukutente23:
I thought the anie girl is married

Abi o..

I was shocked to see her name on the list...I mean maybe not necessarily married but at least in a meaningful relationship as she can be reasonable ...abi na me no know

Anyways, we as humans aren't meant to be alone/lonely.

Nice whip.

Ballin' like a Rockstar.

Life is short, please enjoy it while it lasts...DMX.

tuoyoojo:
All those people when carry free Palestine and Gaza for head would not see the atrocities carried out in their country and speak speak against it.

Them go convenient look away because nor be their fellow faithfuls nine dey affected

Palestinians that do not give a flying hoot about u, u carry their case for head

Kudos to CAN......

what a country we find ourselves....what a pathetic situation.

121 students kidnapped and life in Nigeria went on as though nothing happened.

Christains has to tax themselves to pay and we we have a functioning govt?

It's sad really...

They leave the log in their own eyes and pay attention to the spec in others' eyes.

It's Israel/Palestine war that's their problem when their own country is in not so different.

Racoon:
$51bn foreign debt: FG rues dwindling revenue, Reps condemn needless loans, contracts

https://punchng.com/51bn-foreign-debt-fg-rues-dwindling-revenue-reps-condemn-needless-loans-contracts/

Hehehe.

Na today una day break?

You're buying extravagant luxurious cars and renovations without investing in revenue generating assets...

Your brain drain is high but you don't care, instead you tagged it "japa syndrome"

Yet unemployment and inflation is through the roof despite this drain but y'all keep making empty promises while y'all feed fat on the limited funds borrowed.
Una eye go soon clear....

Kwantinu.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Maybe the rest graduated from non-existing Government College, Lagos 1970 & were issued certificate by 3rd party vendor.

Hmm...pipo dey vex o.

Make una dey take am easy abeg😊

Better luck next 8yrs time.

Resetinc:
Hahahaha😂😂

Bullet proof charm requires a lot of abstentions
You can’t just be sleeping with your 3 wives, concubines and eating restaurant meals made by perhaps unclean women… and expect charm to work ..

Hmm...you seem to know what you're talking about🙃

Well, equity.... clean hands and all.

But does it really work when needed? Infact it's like a game of chance where it fails 99% of the time.

Enlighten us.

No bulletproof entourage

No RUN-FLATS

I trust my Naija own....unless na God wan personally catch dem if not...e no possible.

ahnie:
When was the last time you ate this sweet delicacy?

T's epic.

Who no go no know.😎

newnigerdelta00:
. they call their self obidients, whereas they are blood sucking demons

No empathy for our fellow Nigerians anymore because of politicians/political affiliation... if its not that, its religious or tribal...

What has obi or bat or atiku got to do with someone's child/sister/cousin/family, (olosho as some of you have branded her without knowing what she does or not) losing her life due to negligence?

Na wa o.

Incidents like these should make you think...it could be anyone...

Did either of those girls plan to kill, be implicated or be murdered when they woke up that morning

Cos wether those roomies like it or not, they're all complicit...

And if it really happened in dubai, its possible they're not there legally hence the hesitation to rush her to the hospital...its really sad.