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Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

See This is why some of us campaign against JUNGLE JUSTICE.

Imagine if things didn't go in your favour.

There are very desperate people out there.

The other day I was around and was driving down an ever busy dual carriage expressway...this punk pretended like he wanted to cross and when he saw I'd pulled close, he tried to jump in front of my car....luckily, I'd noticed the manner in which he was crossing and I was able to dodge him by the sheer grace of God.

I didn't stop but when I looked back, he was only targeting cars that he felt were expensive...

Funny thing is there were some guys on the side of the road waiting to pounce.

They make foolish decisions then look for innocent people who are struggling to implicate.

Awon alakoba.

Omobude244:
freestuffsNG
yarimo
leodeking
throwback
helinues
Raskimonojendor
iwantslavesgone
accordadoga25-29
and that drycleaner that likes dedicating songs to evil-templarlandry

una nor comment here
okay nor be igbo person, so it is fine

See them m*sturb*ting on the thread about school children killed in the east...even ftc...shameful.

bigotrypersonified...jumping at every opportunity to be prejudiced and to antagonise fellow Nigerians who they perceive as enemies because of crumbs.

Note/disclaimer: not all southwesterners are in that camp.

sisisioge:
Na those people wey dey wait until they pay before checking what's in the bag. Let her carry her cross. Sebi na God create the man. If na her pikin she no go wan make someone love am

Sisi don vex.

Seems like most times this happens, someone is hiding something

But really, how easy/possible it is to really love someone and be able to avoid getting down before marriage...only legends can explain of which many fall short...

So young and so foolish.

Ask her now, she'll say it was "cruise"

It's good na....as you no like to go school...as na to dey twerk on live be your passion...

Now you have all the time to pursue your dream.

I just pity the parents who coughed up big bucks to get her into a private uni.

I remember that year for "uptown"

Well, now everyone will know if all na fake life or truly her parents hol' it....na to put am for another private uni....if not aluta discontinua😁

WHY DO WE HAVE TO TRIBALIZE EVERYTHING IN NIGERIA.

Some Yorubas love igbo foods and some igbos love yoruba foods...so what's the contention here? Why not go to the fest and enjoy yourself even as an easterner?

Well, this problem is foundational...I can only imagine the resistance if igbos say they want to do same in lagos....considering the current hate the two tribes harbour for each other.

It's really ridiculous and sad....A PEOPLE SO DISUNITED.

If not for desperation, how can you see a "portable" and go sign with him

With the amount of real estate he's investing in, he seems to know that he can't display this madness for long into his old age.
..

... ain't this another mohbad/marley sitch waiting to happen?

Na wa o...

Some families sha.

I feel bad for her.

Nothing like being abroad legitimately...you'll enjoy yourself and see your progress....1+1=2...meaning if you do right, you get right...unlike places where no matter what, the system is rigged to fail.

Especially if you're a professional who knows his onions.

She better run with her head...11 years of abuse is terrible.

The small-man should go and marry that woman who he thinks is better...cos from experience, I've seen that small-men who beat their women often think the women ain't good enough.

Kukutente23:
I thought the anie girl is married

Abi o..

I was shocked to see her name on the list...I mean maybe not necessarily married but at least in a meaningful relationship as she can be reasonable ...abi na me no know

Anyways, we as humans aren't meant to be alone/lonely.

Nice whip.

Ballin' like a Rockstar.

Life is short, please enjoy it while it lasts...DMX.

tuoyoojo:
All those people when carry free Palestine and Gaza for head would not see the atrocities carried out in their country and speak speak against it.

Them go convenient look away because nor be their fellow faithfuls nine dey affected

Palestinians that do not give a flying hoot about u, u carry their case for head

Kudos to CAN......

what a country we find ourselves....what a pathetic situation.

121 students kidnapped and life in Nigeria went on as though nothing happened.

Christains has to tax themselves to pay and we we have a functioning govt?

It's sad really...

They leave the log in their own eyes and pay attention to the spec in others' eyes.

It's Israel/Palestine war that's their problem when their own country is in not so different.

Racoon:
$51bn foreign debt: FG rues dwindling revenue, Reps condemn needless loans, contracts

https://punchng.com/51bn-foreign-debt-fg-rues-dwindling-revenue-reps-condemn-needless-loans-contracts/

Hehehe.

Na today una day break?

You're buying extravagant luxurious cars and renovations without investing in revenue generating assets...

Your brain drain is high but you don't care, instead you tagged it "japa syndrome"

Yet unemployment and inflation is through the roof despite this drain but y'all keep making empty promises while y'all feed fat on the limited funds borrowed.
Una eye go soon clear....

Kwantinu.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Maybe the rest graduated from non-existing Government College, Lagos 1970 & were issued certificate by 3rd party vendor.

Hmm...pipo dey vex o.

Make una dey take am easy abeg😊

Better luck next 8yrs time.

Resetinc:
Hahahaha😂😂

Bullet proof charm requires a lot of abstentions
You can’t just be sleeping with your 3 wives, concubines and eating restaurant meals made by perhaps unclean women… and expect charm to work ..

Hmm...you seem to know what you're talking about🙃

Well, equity.... clean hands and all.

But does it really work when needed? Infact it's like a game of chance where it fails 99% of the time.

Enlighten us.

No bulletproof entourage

No RUN-FLATS

I trust my Naija own....unless na God wan personally catch dem if not...e no possible.

ahnie:
When was the last time you ate this sweet delicacy?

T's epic.

Who no go no know.😎

newnigerdelta00:
. they call their self obidients, whereas they are blood sucking demons

No empathy for our fellow Nigerians anymore because of politicians/political affiliation... if its not that, its religious or tribal...

What has obi or bat or atiku got to do with someone's child/sister/cousin/family, (olosho as some of you have branded her without knowing what she does or not) losing her life due to negligence?

Na wa o.

Incidents like these should make you think...it could be anyone...

Did either of those girls plan to kill, be implicated or be murdered when they woke up that morning

Cos wether those roomies like it or not, they're all complicit...

And if it really happened in dubai, its possible they're not there legally hence the hesitation to rush her to the hospital...its really sad.

ericmor:
I just did and she did not die in the video I saw anyway, they were only sorting for a way to rush her to the hospital why she sat on the chair

No...there's a second video with her on the floor...come to think of it, she may just have passed out but its unlikely considering that her artery had been cut with the rate of bleeding seen on the first video and the amount of blood seen in the second one.

Really sad...that death could've been prevented if her roomies or friends were proactive or knowledgeable of first aid.

OlawaleBammie:
God pun!$h una......where is the deadbody??

Nobody died, she only sliced her adversary in the arm and the fight stopped joo

Modified...the video didn't show it to the point of her death, so stop talking like a kid to me

Did you bother watching both videos on X? Or you only saw the screenshots posted here?

Her lifeless body can be seen on the floor in the second video...

Poor girl ignorantly took the cut for granted....even that one shouting on her to tie up the cut should've been fast about it....a wounded person can't think straight often times except medically or military trained.

Not a pleasant sight though...someone's daughter, sister, cousin, friend, aunt. Etc


Really sad.

ahnie:
Op majority of those addvicing you to divorce your wife are bunch of frustrated lots.


If you follow their advices your name na sorry.

Kindly keep correcting your wife
Women are dramatic,always keep that in mind.

I don't support those advisors who are shouting divorce

But if the tables were turned and it was a woman complaining about her man, I sincerely hope you'd give this same advice with this your "men are dramatic " bear that in mind line

This is a case of a man who has lost the respect of his woman despite taking care of the bills according to him...it'll take an extra touch to win it back...if at all he can.

Wotowotoman:
You are too dull. Yamayama fall on that your bald head there. Lazy youth!

Who is this miserable less than shit thing talking to?

Were oloshi alaini lakaye.

Poverty kill you and your generations...you think it's everyone that is lazy and has bad and bald head like you?

Yamayama fall on top you and your generations born and unborn head.

Ashiere oloriburuku.

surefx:
Hi everyone,

I never knew Roosters could be extremely noisy. My Neighbour recently started raising some and lately those things have been disturbing like crazy. They start crowing around 3am and I am unable to sleep anymore.

I tried to discuss with him but he didn't see anything wrong with them. Took the matter to the Ministry of Environment in Oyo state but nothing was done.

Moving out is not an option as it's my house.

I don't know what to do. Please help. Those things are tormenting my life...

Didn't you just say it's your house?

If you can't cope, then serve him quit notice and bear till he leaves.

naturefellow:
speaking the truth to debunk lies and deception is not waste of time.
Eventually light overcomes darkness, like dawn comes after night.

Lets hope they dissapoint critics by doing the right thing.

Even though "truth" and "debunking of lies" have become subjective in Nigeria...

Everyone claims to know the truth and debunk lies while calling anyone who isn't in their camp the liar.

valentineuwakwe:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2023/11/06/presidential-election-why-i-didnt-step-down-work-with-atiku-peter-obi/

You wouldn't have done any better if you won and got in, especially if you still chose to continue with this constitution/structure that supports systemic corruption.

FreeStuffsNG:
Eko o gba gbere at all at all.

For now they are regarded as innocent until proven otherwise but if they are eventually proven as guilty, none of them will escape jail, everyone involved must have their day in court.

This is not a state or region where a young woman will forge her JAMB result then drag a whole institution like JAMB with the support of most of her people behind her claiming she was being persecuted not until the bubble bursts that she is the liar.

We will not cover you up because our Lagos is not a hiding place for you if you're not going to be law abiding.

I know that the LASU management and Governing Board will definitely cooperate. The Lagos State House of Assembly must conduct an enquiry on this serious issue as well to understand the whole issue.

This is a very commendable action by the Federal Government agency, DSS and Prof. Fagbohun, the former VC.

I recommend that the DSS and NUC conduct sting operations across board, especially all the SU, SU ,SU state 'universities', private and new FG schools. This report on LASU is heart breaking and completely unacceptable! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Only you post, only you dey preach as ftc...
Yet so nepotic and bigoted

Oh... is it because these ones being accused don't have the $$$ to assemble SANs to block/frustrate the investigation?

Note that the fact that you're accused of such forgeries at all is a disgrace, uncalled for and should expeditiously be proven wrong without much ado....regardless of your status, tribal, religious or political affiliation.

He who comes for equity must come with clean hands...so all that grammar on ftc won't work.
I'm sure you get the point.

E ku alaye o...una go explain taya.

Nigeria Security Architecture..

Always reactive they're never proactive..

I wonder what their intelligence units do.

Waste of saliva, ink and time.

Their dumb supporters will call you wailers while they still go ahead with their frivolities despite the outcry...

Cos they know "nothing will happen"

As sulking up and asslicking no pay, na to begin threaten....

Asari...You dey chop bottle?

Empty barrel.

kettykin:
Labour Parliamentarians should request or appeal for money equivalent so that they can buy locally made vehicles and empower their constituents with the change

Enough of this pls.

This concerns all of them...

They've always been the same...politicians....who mostly migrated from PDAPC.

If Oshiomole can become governor and change to become what he is today, considering his NLC days ...or is it Abike Dabiri of NTA back in the day who gave it hot to government before entering politics, then you should know that the problem is way bigger than this.

Chijeep:

She told me that this will be the 3rd time that she's telling her husband that even before we met and that I'm not the main reason but just that she's tired of the marriage ever since but she's only enduring

You best be ready to marry her and her 4 kids.

You ravaged her more than her old husband ever could even without penetration....you made her taste the forbidden fruit which she'd been having but never had your brand.

What did you think would happen when you were frolicking and she asked you that question

She's probably fantasising on how sweet sex would be with you sef so be ready.

But trust me, it'll all wear off soon and she'll be the bane of your existence.

A woman who has had four kids...ha!!! You be strong man☺️

victorVIC1:
How will the wife survive taking care of the kids alone in the UK? Tough reality also awaits her cos she can't leave the kids alone to go about her daily hustle.

She's not new to the place now...you don't think she must've considered all these while strategizing?