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Romance › Re: Boyfriend Discovers Girlfriend's Cheating Through Phone Call by Greattha: 7:20am On Mar 08, 2024
Who told you that you are her boyfriend?

Her real boyfriend is there with her doing kerewa and you're on phone recording her/their ringtone🤣

You're most likely her maga wey dey pay that she "loves like a brother"

Take heart ehn.

Eiyaaa...Pele!

NairaOcean:
A boyfriend caught his girlfriend in the act of infidelity, all thanks to an accidental phone call. The unsuspecting girlfriend, who forgot to end the call after informing her boyfriend that she was busy and would call him back later.

Little did she know that her phone was still connected, allowing her boyfriend to overhear intimate conversations and noises coming from her end. What he heard next left him stunned and heartbroken – his girlfriend was engaging in sexual activities with another man. shocked


Take a listen!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mpbDBTS4wE
Politics › Re: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by Greattha: 6:51am On Mar 08, 2024
It's not new now...Its 2 or 3 years on now...as a user;
It's good for sport lovers ...not so much for other aspects.

Details: their cartoon channels (CN, BOOM, NICK & DISNEY) don't show the same content as ds...they show very old or very childish stuff so much that only toddlers can enjoy it.

Their NatGeo Wild don't show wild content, always showing vet doctors working on farm animals or in vet clinics...unlike the natgeo we know that shows things like world's deadliest animals and all.

Guessing it has to do with the license they have.

So if you're into football like most guys, then it's cool...but your other family members may not prefer it.

Not a fan of dstv but sltv needs to scale up...IPTV is the best IMO ATM.

Different strokes for different folks tho.

JAMO84:
I hope this SLTV will be as good as DStv.

Let me go and select a strong concrete wall where I will smash my DStv decoder
Crime › Re: 33-year-old Man Allegedly Removes Neighbour’s Scrotum During A Fight In Lagos by Greattha: 3:51pm On Mar 07, 2024
🤣🤣🤣 seriously o🤣🤣🤣

High pitch voice got me.

I'm sure that already happened when the ball was being ripped out.....Chai...sounds painful saying it.

faceland:
That man must be taken care of outside the court system. How can he justify such act?

The victim will start acting feminish (even have high pitch voice) by the end of this month (due to low testosterous).
Crime › Re: 33-year-old Man Allegedly Removes Neighbour’s Scrotum During A Fight In Lagos by Greattha: 1:46pm On Mar 07, 2024
Always wear jeans before you fight o...boxers too risky

In this era where hungry men are angry.

"Sorry o" or prison term won't restore your lost scrotum or dignity😉
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by Greattha: 1:38pm On Mar 07, 2024
It never does.

The guy should marry her immediately and his parents, after negotiations with her parents, take over the care of the lady and baby if they really want the baby.

Promises of marriage is a risk too high for women.
By the time the stress of carrying, birthing and caring for a baby stresses out the woman, especially since baba is broke...Na dat time baba go see say she no dey take care of herself again then opt for a more sexy girl.

It's not worth the riisk for her...unless ofcourse baba man-up.

Not in support of abortion pls.

DrFunmisticGlow:
it is never guaranteed for a woman that he will marry her until he does. So she should risk being a single mother, her entire future, based on the promise of a wet behind the ears, man who is still relying on his parents?

It never ends well for women who make such a gamble.
Travel › Re: UAE Lifts Visa Bans On Nigerians by Greattha: 7:56pm On Mar 05, 2024
They've started their lies again.

After the entourage that went o museum sight-seeing in the uae it's propaganda time.
Nairaland General › Re: Why You Should Share Less About Yourself With Others by Greattha: 8:23am On Mar 04, 2024
Spot on.

Same here....only one best friend...and we live together.

If everyone is happy with you, you're doing something wrong.


PastorOlokonla:
That is me 100%.

I only have one friend in the world who I share things.

I have turned down countless friendship attempts by others. That way, I enjoy my peace and quiet.
When you meet Nigerians for the first time, they like to interrogate and get all info about you.
Politics › Re: Electricity Crisis: 3 Reasons Nigeria Is In Darkness — Barth Nnaji by Greattha: 8:16am On Feb 29, 2024
Excuses !!!

Nigerians have always tolerated failure from their leaders...so they( serving or past) always feel comfortable giving excuses and reasons for their leadership failures.

Are these issues you listed insurmountablehuh

Rubbish elders...awon agba oshi.

EcoBrick:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/03/electricity-crisis-three-reasons-nigeria-is-in-darkness-barth-nnaji-former-power-minister
Politics › Re: Presidential Aides Defend Inclusion Of Tinubu's sons on State Visit To Qatar by Greattha: 10:42pm On Feb 27, 2024
See excuse...

You go fear "family side" na...

Nonsense and nonsense.

They're quick to mention western world leaders when it favours their stupidity...

When have the children of these world leaders flown about on the presidential jets on their own for ridiculous reasons like polo and photo tour?

Awon oniranu...asinwin oshi.
Politics › Re: Tinubu's Sons, Seyi & Yinka Among Delegation On State Visit To Qatar by Greattha: 10:27pm On Feb 27, 2024
Impunity redefined.

Impunity Pro Max!
Politics › Re: Iyiola Omisore Surprises Ooni Of Ife With A Bulletproof Cadillac Escalade by Greattha: 7:37pm On Feb 27, 2024
N'le Oko!
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Man Sets Himself Ablaze In Washington Over Israel-Palestine War by Greattha: 8:02am On Feb 26, 2024
You know they don't have problems.

Government provides so they're able to think of other things aside food, water, power supply, healthcare, basic infrastructure like roads, security etc...things Nigerians see as big problems.

There's a saying..."na hu chop belle-ful dey do anyha...



sigil:
oyibo eeh
Romance › Re: Pretty Nigerian Lady Disproves Okafor's Law At NYSC Camp (photo) by Greattha: 7:07am On Feb 26, 2024
Siofra...this is disappointing from a self-acclaimed feminist of your standing.

She slept with all 3 of them and never spoke of it and you deduced that she disproved the lawhuh

How about the fact that 3 friends just had the cookie for freehuh

So you don't have a problem with the fact that she allowed 3 (disgusting) men stick their poor Ds in her and ravage herhuh

So you/she thinks she won ...I laff in swahili.

Those 3 friends will forever tell her story around campfires and to folks

Women like these are the reasons some men say fish brain.

siofra:
Every sensible human knows Okafor's law is fake. Only insecure foolish men that can't move on from their exes, FwB, one night stands etc believe that rubbish law.

What a queen! She has made us proud 😍
Politics › Re: "Nigeria Has Failed, Must Be Reformed" - Professor-Ango-Abdullahi by Greattha: 6:32pm On Feb 25, 2024
Why didn't you wail like this when your bigoted son buhari was there?

Nigeria failed woefully under buhari...
Why didn't you tell him to do this then?

Go and sit down if you don't have anything to say.
Romance › Re: At 30+ You Have Failed In Life If You Are broke as a lady - Feminist Coach(vid) by Greattha: 7:20am On Feb 23, 2024
It's better to remain single than to marry a useless man o...like it or not...the heartache isn't worth it.

Treasure17:
Don't marry rubbish in the name of you are thirty plus. Enjoy your life.
Romance › Re: Men Don't Want Me Because I Have 3 Kids - Single Mum Cries Out (pix, Vid) by Greattha: 9:55am On Feb 22, 2024
Nigerians are unnecessarily sentimental.

You've said the truth.

I bet the same woman won't support her brother or son to do same if she wasn't in that situation.


Gerrard59:
On Instablog9ja where I first watched the video, she TOOK the children ALONG with her to the man's house for a visit. That is the problem, not "men don't want me because I am a single mother".

That aside, three children as a single mother is maddening. I, as a man, am scared of having more than two children, then you expect me to entangle myself with a woman with three children whose fathers are not responsible in their lives?! I would have understood her better if she was a Northern Christian whose husband was slaughtered by marauding Fulani herdsmen. Other than that category, any woman with three children whose fathers are absent (but alive) in the children's lives should make do with that condition and stop seeking a relationship with single men. The alternative is to target wealthy polygamous men.

It doesn't make sense for a single man without children to be with a single mother with three children. Very unfair!
Politics › Re: Economic Hardship: There Is A Slow Revolt Around The Country - Agbakoba by Greattha: 8:06am On Feb 22, 2024
No mind the dunce jare.

Afterall one of their ministers had the effrontery to blame the masses for not building roads for them hence his need to purchase N160M+ SUVs.

YourKarma:
Yes, let's blame the masses and not the useless leadership. It's the masses who make the foolish policies impoverishing them
Politics › Re: Economic Hardship: There Is A Slow Revolt Around The Country - Agbakoba by Greattha:
You wouldn't know a saboteur even if it hit you in the face....we know you guys.

Continue to blame your incompetence on the past...

If it's not OBJ or GEJ's fault, it's Buhari's fault....inept bunch.

£ = 2,250+
$ = 1,900+

Seyi's wristwatches alone are worth over N2B...but he's telling Nigerians to endure...eyin oponu yii

Una still dey run mouth like diarrhea.

A to da l'oju'e

Awon were asinwin.

jumper524:
the looting didn't start today neither any policy would end it soonest.
Even before we were born, political office holders have always looted us, the problem is we now sabotaging our selves cos we want to spite govt.
A new problem can be managed early, but because you are among the saboteurs, you want the govt to focus on old problem while letting you continue growing stronger and immune to the new problem you create.
Politics › Re: Economic Hardship: There Is A Slow Revolt Around The Country - Agbakoba by Greattha: 7:48am On Feb 22, 2024
Continue.

This government that has continued looting and living lavishly despite the current situation isn't a saboteur abi?

Dey play...jus dey play.


jumper524:
The economic saboteurs are about to open a new chapter from this week since their currency sabotage has casted.
The next is sponsored protest.
They started with heavy kidnapping in Abuja tinubu match them, moved to banditry in the north and west, tinubu again matched them, moved to negative price speculation on foods, demands and supply hit them too hard.
They continued sabotaging our currency on a daily, now they've been matched once more.
Next is to trigger protest and the DSS is not smiling with anyone.
The reason I supported tinubu is his ability to deal with those saboteurs.
Politics › Re: TUC, NLC Split As DSS Warns Labour Against Planned Protest by Greattha: 7:39am On Feb 22, 2024
Ehen....as usual...either the threats have worked or brown envelopes/ghana-must-go bags have changed hands at the expense of the people.

A house divided against itself cannot stand.


Kuginzi:
Adelani Adepegba and Solomon Odeniyi



https://punchng.com/tuc-nlc-split-as-dss-warns-labour-against-planned-protest/?amp
Crime › Re: 39-Year-old Ghanaian Shot Dead In Toronto 3 Months After Moving To Canada by Greattha: 7:23am On Feb 22, 2024
All these ones shouting "saner climes"...yet they secretly wish ...

We see all of your storming embassies.

Hypocrisy....Well. whatever floats your boat and helps you sleep at night.
Politics › Re: EFCC Declares Leno Adesanya Wanted by Greattha: 11:38am On Feb 21, 2024
Godjone:
Mad people .

Directionless government with no single idea. How did we get here pls
How you asked? Cos Nigerians are sentimental people who don't learn.

3 years from now, they would've adapted to this hardship and would still go vote in their oppressors without demanding accountability....instead, they'll justify the looting of their common patrimony for peanuts....insulting anyone who dares to speak against their oppressors.

That's why every new government seems worse than the previous one....but Nigerians are proud of their ability to adapt to suffering.
Then you see them hailing a government official who builds roads for doing what he was supposed to do...even though he has looted them dry.

Sad.
Politics › Re: Akpabio: Protests Against Rising Cost Of Living Are Sponsored by Greattha: 10:25am On Feb 21, 2024
Yes indeed....they're sponsored....by Pdp and Lp

Infact there is no hunger in the land...they're all pretending...

Worse statements and body language have been made and portrayed so no surprises there.

Wicked People.

peekspot:
https://www.thecable.ng/protests-against-rising-cost-of-living-are-sponsored-says-akpabio/amp
Politics › Re: Hardship: Tinubu Inherited Failed Economy - Gbenga Daniel by Greattha: 7:06am On Feb 20, 2024
Excuses Excuses

Buhari inherited dead economy.

But they did everything necessary and otherwise to inherit it.

Rubbish.
Education › Re: Lion Kills OAU Staff, VC Orders Investigation by Greattha: 3:51am On Feb 20, 2024
Most likely.

That and over-familiarity with the wild cats...

The male lion must have felt threatened or somehow seen the man as a threat to the pride..perhaps mating season at its peak hence tensions were rife...however. this was yet another needless death that could've been totally avoided with the right protocols.

Another family in trouble.

RIP to the dead.

matify83:
The hazard of the job.

I suspect some basic safety protocols in safeguarding themselves were taken for granted resulting in this fatal accident.

May his soul rest in peace.
Family › Re: Judge Finds Out His Children Aren't His After 51 Years Of Marriage (video) by Greattha: 7:37pm On Feb 19, 2024
F**k!

Gistmedia10:
In a surprising turn of events, a prominent figure in the legal system has been rocked by a shocking revelation in his family life. After 51 years of marriage, he learned through DNA results that his children aren't biologically his own, throwing everything he thought he knew into doubt.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJjD-NTyhro

“I wish I could get all my money back” – Aged man heartbroken as he finds out none of his children belongs to him after 51 years (Video)

In his words, “I have been married for 51 years, got two sons; 42 and 40 and I’m still supporting them. They did a test to find out if they got a kidney good enough for my brother and found out something interesting, they ain’t my kids; they’re somebody else’s”.
Romance › Re: Since We Moved To The UK, I’m No Longer Attracted To My Husband - Nigeria Lady by Greattha: 10:06am On Feb 19, 2024
Its not the woman now...She's only reading what someone else wrote to her...

press9jatv:
"Since we moved to the UK, I’m no longer attracted to my husband or black men"- Nigerian lady seeks advice.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr8Q-DAagys?si=UnIB34_jNXiDmEQj
Politics › Re: If Another Election Comes, I'll Still Vote Tinubu – Seyi Law by Greattha: 8:43am On Feb 19, 2024
Good for you and congratulations...

To each his own..

The shege no reach you na...shebi you don japa.

The effrontery to compare this to Moses who always made sure the Isrealites under him were good in the wilderness.

Imagine Akpabio also saying Nigerians are hungry...like he/they care.

chymer:
I would rather stay with Moses through wilderness, Seyi Law reaffirms support for Tinubu

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/i-would-rather-stay-with-moses-through-wilderness-seyi-law-reaffirms-support-for-tinubu/%3famp
Politics › Re: Senator Tony Nwoye Responds To Criticism Of His Tech & Innovation Hub by Greattha: 8:39am On Feb 19, 2024
Career Politicians sef...must you respond?

If they don't want the building, they can vandalise or demolish it as is their usual character....Well, it's not like the hubs would be well maintained anyway, especially when the politics money stops flowing be it the Lagos or Anambra hub.

naptu2:
Senator Dr Tony Nwoye @SenatorNwoye.





Pictures below: Senator Tony Nwoye's ICT Centre.
Car Talk › Re: See What A Mechanic Did To A Customer's Lexus SUV (pics/video) by Greattha: 3:27am On Feb 19, 2024
Babe be calming down o.

Werin poor man do you?

Your posts can send a young struggling lad into crime....and you look young from your photo, if that's yours...

Nice pooch though...looks healthy and kempt.

Jennyclay:
God knows if a man bash my car like this I won’t let go until he fix every single thing. Especially if the man is a poor man undecided

I will drag the poor man to court and I will make sure he pays with his last blood or else he will serve jail term undecided.

I will make sure he’s left with absolutely nothing after fixing my car undecided

They know how to destroy but they can’t build. Nonsense poor men!!!
Car Talk › Re: See What A Mechanic Did To A Customer's Lexus SUV (pics/video) by Greattha: 3:21am On Feb 19, 2024
Even if they sell the mechanic, all hie has and even his future ,it will take a couple of life times to get that SUV.

When you see them cruising, you'll just know they don't own the car.

officialwdhtvv:
See what a mechanic did to a customer's Lexus SUV after giving him the car to fix for minor repairs.

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyHcUI19OQs
Business › Re: Lagos Govt To Relocate Computer Village To Kantangowa, Abule Egba by Greattha: 6:35pm On Feb 17, 2024
Afi LEGOS....🤣


Which color of legos abeg?😄

nairalandkachy1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo741K2XFbI?si=SsxgTODkP3Yl5LFu



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