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This is why I hate scammers with every inch of blood in me. I hate any music that tries to glamorise scam. All you people who praise naira Marley and other artists that's so obvious are yahoo yahoo guys and even sing the songs about scanning people of their hard earned money. Don't worry it will come to you,so that you will know how that old retiree feels when her life savings was wiped by Yahoo boys.
I won't be surprised Op is one of those who shout marlins up and down. How does it feel? You guys continue,you won't escape,all of you that abuse EFCC when yahoo boys are caught and paraded,your time is coming,those lazy idio ts have destroyed families by stealing all they have but most lazy jobless nairalanders are always sympathetic to them when they caught or killed. Death to every scammer,from nairaland here to every corner of Nigeria. May they die young and in an horrible way.
Yes politicians steal but no politicians can touch my hard earned millions.Yahoo boys can.

TATALoAlaMu:
What's the most touching post you ever read on Nairaland. Here is mine. The post really touch me gan.

https://www.nairaland.com/3084281/save-me-12th-hour-o#45285113

Well Done Dominque, Ifyalways and that lady that went to her house. May you not be put to shame.

I'm sorry for mentioning you guys.

There's nothing touching about a pregnant lady begging online. It's too normal and common as far as Nairaland is concerned. Matter of fact there lots of posts created to solicit for help that are far more touching than this but turned out to be scam.
I remember a young man who claimed to be homeless,he posted a picture of him in an uncompleted building,using a cloth as bed. Like me,many nairalanders where touched and reached out to him until some people started digging and found out he is a serial begged on nairaland who comes with different emotional stories. He deactivated the account after being caught.
That day I decided I will never be deceived by anyone online writing emotional crap to gain pity. As for me, there's nothing anyone can post here that will make me part with a dime. Never again.

What I learnt from Op is that scammers are not actually very smart,it is people that are just too stupid

yawehoverall:
But forex n Bitcoin are very legit.. it depends, if you fell into the wrong hands, try not to form a bad opinion on it.. it could be a great opportunity for you.

Yes you are very correct. But most Nigerians don't have the patience to grow a business like bitcoin or Forex till they make it big. So they have turned it to scam.
Just few days ago a guy created a thread about another nairaland who came to nairaland to advertise Forex training. After the training he asked them to buy Forex,he duped all of them and blocko them on WhatsApp.

[quote author=Hypertekhomeboy post=94186017][/quote]Honestly I don't know. Back then as a kid I just enjoy the songs,wetin concern me with title or album name

If osinbanjo was a northerner he would be welcoming his great grandchildren by now.

KSA
" Sunny Ade o l'orogun ninu Olorin
Ishola o ba won dite ninu onilu
Alade o l' orogun ninu olorin
Ishola o ba won dite ninu onilu
KSA dakun ma wo won lode
O d'ade nla o wo ewu oye
O wo'bata ileke
Odi kabiesi lafin..."

Vade1:
In broad day light, Haba this is craziness and wickedness all join.
But then I always advice people, please respect anyone that carries a weapon, that’s why I never argue with this police once I see gun with them, because who don die no Dey fight for right oo

Thank you for this comment. How can you be arguing with a man with weapon,not to talk of SARS that are known to kill out of mere provocation. I guess he was acting like a man who knows his right,now he is dead. His parents will probably live with that pain till they die,his wife and children will likely be adversely affected financially. All his dreams are gone and his enemies finally saw his end.
It doesn't make sense, dying for nothing wasting your life. Why not give them your phone,we know they don't have the right to ask for your password,but if it comes to my life or my phone,I will release it and then go after justice later.
What is he hiding? I won't be surprised if he has something to hide,he may be a yahoo boy. Karma is real.

Brainiac12:
Why removing my topic instead of moving it to the appropriate section I don't wanna insult any mod because I nor wan chop ban

Every time I see bitcoin or Forex on nairaland or Telegram or WhatsApp link,all I see is scam period. If I am the Mod,I will even ban you for breaking the rule that says do not post topics in wrong section.

I do pick up and pay on delivery. It can never go wrong with this. My last order on both Jumia and konga went smoothly. Both kings and Jumia have pick up location in computer village. Transport fare to and fro is N300.
If you don't deliver the goods I have nothing to lose.

rasheedatt:
hmm I pray to overcome it positively

Your mind is telling you, there's something you greatly desired that you don't have.
Some girls are already depressed about not being married at 25 because that's what they greatly desired. To overcome your depression,you have to change your mind or thinking. Don't be desperate to get anything or get anywhere in life. Do your best and believe God will see you through.
Always tell yourself that everything is fine and everything will be alright. This will help to calm your mind and give you inner peace. It works for me.

meekparagon:
Please do i have any chance of getting Google adsense approver for this site?
www.soundmax.com.ng

Beware of scammers who sell Google AdSense they don't have. Some are here,some are coming.

rasheedatt:
Trying to find happiness despite all i have been through still yet i cant stop thinking much. I try as much as possible to socalize myself both on and offline still no good result what is the best way to fight depression?

I can't say I have ever suffered depression but I have been down and sad especially as a result of not gaining admission many times I tried,and also been unemployed after service.
Theories can't solve depression,only practical things can. Read all the books in the world about depression,it won't stop it until your mind is convinced with physical evidences that what is causing your depression is gone.
What causes depression?
For those who write WAEC many times but always fail one major subject or another. The only way for that depression to go is if they passed that exam.
For those seeking admission for years but also fail to gain admission. The only way to stop that depression is if they gain admission or go into business which will make their mind believe they are doing well or getting a job which will also make their mind believe they are doing well.
For those who are graduates that are jobless especially for long. The only way to stop their depression is getting a job or receiving a good stipend from somewhere,this will make their mind believe they are not stagnant and things will get better.
For those who are married and don't have children, especially for long. They will be depressed,the only way to stop the depression is for them to have kids or adopt a baby,this will make their minds believe they have someone to call a child.
Depression starts and end in the mind. You can't deceive your mind,so as not to be depressed,your mind is your sub conscious,it is your very self,but you can only make your mind believe what is not by saying certain words to yourself loudly continuously so many times. The words will be implanted in your mind and your mind will think it's the reality.

$443k or N443m?
What's the essence then? Porn videos and other materials online are eternal. Your children,grand children and great grandchildren will one day see you having sex online. If you leave them with millions maybe they will understand why you did it but still being broke after showing your puzsy to the world is unforgivable.
Kristen Stewart was paid more than $20m for one of the Twilight Saga sequel.

Haba brother calm down.

dorin27:
why is this making me laugh hard?

I thought such topics like this should make you mad as a lady,yet you laughing? You are likely a very happy person in life.

Where are the southern Kaduna victims and who did she pay their bills to. I saw a picture of just one lady with wounds on her leg,but hundreds of pictures of the so called media personality and her attention seeking hordes, spits.

I guess they used Aba made building materials for the building. Like a chicken coming home to roast

I believe in America's justice system. If he is innocent he will be acquitted,if he is guilty,not even Trump can save him. Let justice prevail.

The one they signed on Tinubu how far

Salmoneus:
Sweet, can you please screnshot the pagent scene, the bank robbery scene and the burial scene so I can see the quality!

I remember the movie,that was the first Papa Ajasco acted by another man,not the man in the Adenuga series.
I remember lots of scenes though it's like more than 25 years since I watched it. Some scenes I can recall
Papa Ajasco was in a beach with his family. So he was walking around the beach and saw a slim fair lady. He began to toast her. Telling her how rich he is( he wasn't rich). The lady now told him that he looks too old for her and he probably has a family. Papa Ajasco denied having a family and claimed he is single. His actual words are " I have been preserving my body for the right woman" lol laugh want to kill us that year .
The lady was starting to fall for him when Ajasco appeared from no where with his pointed face cap,and was calling Papa Ajasco daddy. Papa Ajasco was like " who is your daddy, these children,go away" but Ajasco refused,Papa Ajasco was blinking, giving him eyes to go away,he refused. When the lady saw that Ajasco was his son,she slapped Papa Ajasco and left angrily. Papa Ajasco was so mad he chased Ajasco around the beach to beat him.
Another scene I remembered was when a friend of Papa Ajasco died( Actually pretended to be dead to test his family and friends). Papa Ajasco came to the family house and showed no remorse at all. People where crying,his eyes where dried. He then called one of the man's family members and asked them if they won't entertain him.
They brought food (swallow) for him,he starting eating,the other guests where looking at him in amusement. He finished the swallow and the meat. He watched his hands,used his cap to clean the sweat on his face and then he started crying, saying how his dead friend owed him fortunes of money. In fact he started crying so loud that everyone else stopped crying and where looking at him. Some where even consoling him chai
I also remember the burial scene. His friend was about to be buried,he suddenly woke up and everybody ran helter skelter, including the Pastor. I remember the pastor ran so fast that he forgot his Bible,when he eventually stopped he was asking " wey my Bible,wey my Bible" chai
Another scene I remember is where they plan to break into a bank,by digging a tunnel into the bank.
Other memory are distorted,can't remember vividly.
But that video was the most funny comedy I watched as a child.

DESAMSAMO:
below is the error I keep on facing while trying to install pes 2017 on my laptop..

An error occurred while decompressing: archive header is corrupt!
Unarc.dll returned an error code-14
ERROR: archive structure corrupted( decompression of control block failed)

pls, I need help

The problem might be the CD is bad, because some files where not copied correctly or completely when pirating. So buy another CD.
Also you should off your Antivirus before you start installing PES 17.
Also after installation,you can't launch PES from the short cut on desktop,it will bring error. Rather go to the installation folder and click the PES icon to launch. So delete the PES icon on desktop and create another icon from installation folder by " creating new shortcut on desktop"
I bought 3 PES 17 CDs at different times. It was the third one that works perfectly. I love PES 17 it's the best PES I have played so far.

ganagagi:
Pls I have plasma TV that iam using with my solar power,pls how do I use the TV direct to the battery without using inverter

Not possible sir. Our home electronics uses Alternating Current (AC) while battery uses Direct Current (DC). Inverters convert DC power to Ac so that it can be used by our home electronics.

Zutekheed:
I have the datapack of the PES, I just need other files to make it work..... Someone should help.

Why not just give it to those who install games on PS3. It will cost you just N1000. You will save yourself the trouble,time and data.

Some people might say " 666", it might be and might not. In Hebrew,the language revelations was written uses quasi- decimal alphabetical system. Letters are also the ones used as numerals or numbers. So 666 could be numerals or its alphabetical meaning

yungpowers:
Tribalism will never allow our youths vote for such a product.
They'll rather vote for vegetables who'll mortgage their future.
Nigerians deserve Buhari.

Are you talking about the millions of South East voters who voted a kleptomaniac instead of this man? Their own son for that matter.

How did you come by this conclusion? Research or personal experience from two ladies you know?

Nothing personal I'm sure,it's all about the Benjamin's baby