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idesylvester:
Wait! I don't understand, how on earth you will come to church to wed with a painful entrance scene? What kind of weed can cause this?

The pastor should be arrested, period.

Explorers

Give it up for my homies and beloved comrades with the gentle lively spirit, LZAA IMMHOTEP

pricklewane:
When Ebele chased Amechi out of govt house was Amechi a standing governor then ?

Get lost....your type are of no ...

Bigbright7:
My heart is filled with tears as I type this because today, the devil used Mr Joel in the recruit department of workforce group to be the stumbling blocks to my breakthrough.



God bless you, I believe something big will come, and when it does I'll share the news.

Thank you too Mr Joel, you were only doing your job. Cheers

Ayam not understanding!!!!!!

MoneyMan5:
The only thing wrong in my sentences was "to" , I should have used "that".



The correct sentences should have been "A Yoruba man was the person that taught you how to write in your own language"

Fuvk off kiddo

Waec special customer lolsssssss

lzaa immhotep

PasD:
An okada man hit my door and damaged it...and though he admitted its his fault I let him go cos of mercy.
Parked my car (Toyota Corolla 2004 model) outside cos there were truvks blocking my gate that night and before morning thieves came and stole my brain box and many other things.

Now I have fixed other things remaining the brain box. The one I got today did not start the car. And the mechanic and electrician assured me that they will get the one that will fit.

My question is this, when I change the brain box will the car start giving issues or it will still work as it was before?

THE CAR IS JUST FEW MONTHS OLD #sobs

Why in the world would you park you corolla outside overnight?!?;

Me

There's something iammo about that 4th piktcha

nna lzaa immhotep Biko bia o.....you can't fit play with some people again..

ursullalinda:
In a sane country a prof like Osibanjo cant be a Vice to some one who can't locate his certificate.

correct. Buh the likes of mercyville will say you are jealous.

ChoCho54:
Iammo they have used your pant.

lolsssssss BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA....
lzaa immhotep

iammo:



Beautiful


abeg this girl get brain and class pass tacha, there is no bases for such insulting comparison


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How's the mining industry?


lzaa immhotep bastardmod

amaridigital:
The Igbo's have demonize their few detribalized and popular politicians like Senator Okoracha. Prior to 2015 general election, Okorocha could easily contest in any SW state and perform brilliantly. That was before his people called him all sort of names. Tell me which Igbo politician is popular in the SW today? If Igbo can speak with one voice, present a popular candudate, forget the Biafran agitation because it is obvious the SS would rather prefer a Niger Delta Republic of their own to Biafra. Yoruba people will ditch a Tinubu predidential bid anytime anyday for a credible Igbo candidate because the people are known for their sense of justice and fairness. The hate campaign among southerners must stop.

It's the turn of the Igbos and all of a sudden, everyone is writing speech and delivering sermons! Lolsssssss.

Lzaa immhotep bastardmod adaibeku gmbuharii

Model masters of coneheaded structures...let him come out and contest for some federal position now and you will see all coneheads fighting each other to vote for him whilst making their brownish white Sokoto his red carpet

Lzaa immhotep gmbuharii

Cassava Sha!!!!

Yesterday one feminist/lesbo gave up her lesbo and testified of her new found life of,of course, cassava

iammo:
wawu . lzaa and intelligent in the same sentence



that dude only cc and copy his ipob bosses

Chattap,you copied and pasted lzaa's post..who dash you brain to formulate simple sentence

iammo:


Okay i will pay you.. just let me konk your bald head.. i want to reset something

You copied and posted a very old lzaa intelligent post

iammo:
to konk you dey hungry me

please bring you head please

Copy copy....expo master!!!!

Who dash U brain to compose that post!?

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA....

iammo:




these girls are addicted to pastor totoyinbo, many years after the sexcapade, they still roam around his domain

Imagine my fiancee telling me she went to visit her alleged abuser , it would surely drop my ego

Now i fully understand my rapist friend back in the university... all his victims always come back to him, and he laughs at us that dont get rough with ladies as fools

PS: i see many comments praising ese and i feel like reminding you what happened

*Ese was Fatoyinbos P.A
*They had a seminar in London and went together
*Fatoyinbo invited her to his hotel room
*Ese claimed Fatoyinbo made a move on her telling her he finds her attractive
*Ese also claimed she couldnt resist his advances as she was shocked and froze
*Ese subsequently visited Fatoyinbo and they had henesey and made love on other ocassion
*Few months later, Ese made a post on feeling "manipulated and used sexually" by Fatoyinbo and trended a while

Now lets define sexual expliotation : Sexual exploitation is an act or acts committed through non-consensual abuse or exploitation of another person's sexuality for the purpose of sexual gratification, financial gain, personal benefit or advantage, or any other non-legitimate purpose

key word here non consensual

Rape definition is - unlawful sexual activity and usually sexual intercourse carried
out forcibly or under threat of injury against a person's will

key words threat, force ,


To the guys who support emotional blackmail because a lady shed few tears just remember Adam was a victim, Joseph in the bible was also a victim, same as Akon, Neymar and many unknown guys
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Copy and paste/post....

iammo:
one gbosa for your head

You are a kantakerous lubugrous element

iammo:
you this boy.. dont let me have your time

3 gbosa!!! For that your friend,joor

God continue to rest her soul

iammo:




these girls are addicted to pastor totoyinbo, many years after the sexcapade, they still roam around his domain

Imagine my fiancee telling me she went to visit her alleged abuser , it would surely drop my ego

Now i fully understand my rapist friend back in the university... all his victims always come back to him, and he laughs at us that dont get rough with ladies as FOOLS

PS: i see many comments praising ese and i feel like reminding you what happened

*Ese was Fatoyinbos P.A
*They had a seminar in London and went together
*Fatoyinbo invited her to his hotel room
*Ese claimed Fatoyinbo made a move on her telling her he finds her attractive
*Ese also claimed she couldnt resist his advances as she was shocked and froze
*Ese subsequently visited Fatoyinbo and they had henesey and made love on other ocassion
*Few months later, Ese made a post on feeling "manipulated and used sexually" by Fatoyinbo and trended a while


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You in particular

Harlem2:
Hawking with bodyguard

Haba,do you want to harvest her head?


lzaa immhotep

LZAA:
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What an eyesore it would be

The guy would've let her be but when the Tyson wanna attack his babe,he didn't take that...you can't hit me and same time wanna mess with my bae,never.

Some many years to come and this car will be worth millions.

Meanwhile op should dash them to afamed and helinues

Lzaa immhotep

Just imagine,if Kaduna and all Northern states were run by liberal people

sarrki:
Lol

I full ground

Am a patriot

Do you mean parrot?