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AxxeMan:
[[s]quote author=macof post=63623761]

what ayyoshert calls 'Osa' is probably what we call 'Isa' in other Ekiti dialects. It is an ancient Ekiti deity

Many old settlements and Family names in Ekiti come with Isa prefixes, Including the area where my Family houses and farmland are

then the 'tuyi' is also typical yoruba.. there are names like Oguntuyi, Osuntuyi, Fatuyi

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People like you are a menace to humanity at large. Everything is not about your own ethnicity, more so a small minority like yours.
rather than going about nairaland doing 'edo service' or 'edo defender' that does not pay Edo nation in any way, why not show your true love for Edo by helping your brothers and sisters out so they wont be going to europe through Libya.this sort of Ethnic bigotry doesn't help you, it destroys you[/s]

You are talking nonsense stop trying to give meanings to words that mean nothing in your Yoruba or whatever language u speak!

Instead of making a fool of yourself trying to give senseless meanings to words that aren't Yoruba try and help your hungry poor brothers so they will stop mining skulls and using baby's for rituals

are minding the yoruba boy dont you know they ard very cunning and possesive
they twist anything basically to favour them selves history names i meaning anything
just imagine when they said imade was a yoruba name until davido revealed it recently or saying oduduwa is yoruba when in thier alphabet there is nothing like "uwa" or is it when they claimed adele was a yoruba that are father is youruba and her mom is white until adele her self reveled otherwise or is when they claim oba heads are been buried in ile ife with no prove no heads to show for it or is it them saying benin was originally speaking yoruba before they changed the language to benin..
my friend leave them when yorubas have issue within themselves the truth would fall out from thier mouth like oba of lagos did

ayyoshert:
that is what i am trying to say too,
i remember in '91 when we went for our Grand dad's funeral,
i was almost lost, i barely connected to the culture i saw,
but since then, though i was still young i started getting curious about Ekiti,
There was this drum in which the pattern of beating is not Yoruba at all, i remember my Dad saying they were ancient and the skins were human,
even the music pattern and rhythm sound strange, especially the traditional ritualistic type.
i cant count number of times when people ask after seeing my surname 'osatuyi' if i am Edo.
i really love to know more on the past with Ondo and Ekiti.
i want to believe poeple have been existing in these areas before waves of Ile Ife people came to mingle and mix up the tradition of the earlier aborigines of the place.

i did ethnography of nigeria and got to find out that some family migrated from benin to ondo which was been observed in the family greeting of the benins ....
in benin every family has a greeting to identify is own family when it got to some family they stated those family migrated to ondo ,ekiti etc and also a well know fact that these kingdom was under the benin influence before precolonisation

lilytender:
Pls bring out your father the real pastor to come and contest 2019 presidential election. He may just be the Messiah or Mai Suya that we have been waiting for. If not please shut your gutter mouth.

osinbajo his as worse as is perpetuator buhari they both incompetent as a leader of this great country .dont be blinded by religion and ethnicity .come lets sack both 2019

Fabolousibk1:
Those people need to visit yabaleft, na so one slap me for Ikotun roundabout here in Lagos, I was deaf and dumb for 3days.. .God will judge all those uniforms men that don't value Human Rights. .
#Endsars
#Endbuharigovt

if is a joke then i pardon you but if is not and people are around you couldn't fight back then ure the biggest coward of this century

ddapoo:
when you wait for 6 hours at owambe party just for you to hear that there no more food

haha this one is painfull and weakening

after last encounter i never just go to owanbe anyhow

all rep to great unibest students we aint for academic alone but also for great idea's

like if you're a uniben student and you're tired of the 5months holiday..

onegig:
This is why things like this persists.

We always look for ways to bring God into everything. Wtf are you talking about ? God kept her in bondage so she couldn't have died? Like seriously? Why didn't the same God put her in a better place to shield her from this same death. You all lots talk like people are going to be inmortal with God or something.

Questions we should be asking is...What has happened to that IPO? Nothing. What is his name? He is somewhere looking for the next victim. Until we start purnishing misdeeds and not leaving things to God the country would never ever ever get better. You do wrong and get the consequences of it.

you are so fucking rite my friend ...nigeria is definition of opium of religion we are so intoxicated in it ...every see any strange thing we ascribes it to religion same as good thing they never care to think otherwise....
why not study the strange animal you feel is a witch why not capture it and see if it will transform into a human instead of hurrily burning it...if you later find out its really a witch and it confessed why not jail it instead of jungle justice....

africans dont think we are educated an thesame time illitrate i was arguing with a girl the other day against her pstr adeboye about is lavish life and his school she refuted and took side with her pastor dogmatically everybody there wiped for her

religion gat to stop i say no religion yes to culture because culture can be changed and adjusted on which religion cant

the moment when father christmas finally buys fuel after waiting for a very long queue at akpakpava

when father christmas is frustrated in buhari regime

wentin concern ffk na abi nigeria nor b really hut for ya eyes
hypocrisy fall on see ur state under ya watch worse than hut self

Smartini:
Celebrate Jesus every day of your life, and not just on a date that was previously used by Pagans and then converted by Christians.



No matter how beautiful and holy everyone may portray Christmas to be, the date and the origin remains paganic. In conclusion, celebrate Jesus everyday, and not just on one day.

jesus is celebrated everyday even the God acknowledged the laws of men remeber for whom soever disobey the laws of the land has sin against god ,whatsoever is bound on earth is bound in heaven
there is never a special day for the devil nor special drinks nor food. everyday belongs to God

only this alone i have convinced myself and Jehovah's witnesses

as longs as it exhorts is name and praise his name is worthy to celebrate

a beautiful hearted king not the ones we have in nigeria
but are is subject not also working
note...every man na king for e lane

muller101:
on behalf of those from the north and those residing in the north we reject her and hereby forward her to Libya.

on behalf of my edo brothers in libya i urgently urge the rejection of miss onochie to afaghanistan and her perpetuator buhari

and i hereby put nigeria on amazon for 1 billion dollars

[/b]is there any human being alive that could battle a chim[b]

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Is there a human being alive that could defeat an adult chimp in unarmed combat?

quora.com

Dec 14, 2017 7:15 AM



Kevin Rome

BS Electronics & Computer Engineering, The College and University Experience (1996)

27w ago

Yes! A well trained swimmer could probably defeat an adult chimp that has not learned to swim; as long as he/she can get to a body of water or swimming pool and assuming said chimp was naive enough to follow the person in.

Biologists have documented that some apes have learned to swim, but that took a long time to discover; despite the years of studying them. It likely means it's not common. Also, the only two cases caught on film[1] were raised by humans.

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Hunter Johnson

Associate Professor at John Jay College of Criminal Justice (2008-present)

24w ago

My grandfather fought a chimpanzee at a county fair, probably in the 1940’s. The chimp was muzzled and perched on a swing, and the challenge was to pull the animal from the perch. This was in rural Alabama, and obviously many years before animal rights became a popular issue. I assume that the chimp was also wearing boxing gloves, because my grandfather is not disfigured, and we know from the Travis the Chimp encounter that chimpanzees are prone to clawing faces off.

My grandfather was 6′2″, an amateur boxer and a Navy veteran. (On the other hand he was almost certainly highly inebriated.) At any rate this is what happened: The chimpanzee easily threw him to the floor, put its foot in his mouth, and then began tugging at his upper skull, attempting to tear off his mandible. The carnival employee on duty somehow managed to stop him from succeeding, and my grandfather left sore and with a funny story.

Even muzzled and gloved, the animal would have easily killed my combat trained grandfather an a no holds barred encounter.

Incidentally I have heard other stories that compare the feeling of chimpanzee muscle tissue to wood. Their musculature is much more dense than ours. They have sharp teeth and powerful jaws. They have claws and finger strength capable of literally tearing off parts of our bodies. They are evolved to engage in combat with other primates who are much like us, but many times more dangerous (ie other chimps). You can never say never, but I don’t think any human has even the slightest chance.



Ilya Taytslin

27w ago

There is not a human in the world who could defeat a healthy adult chimp unarmed. But give a human (not even a champion athlete, just a fit adult) a stone-tipped spear and some training, and it is entirely different matter.

“Unarmed combat” is as unnatural for humans as “combat while drugged on muscle relaxants” is for chimps and gorillas. Oh, and singlecombat is also unnatural for humans (granted, for chimpanzees too).

This is NOT a natural state of human in the wild:

hmm..women love at second sight still wondering why first not second

probably the effect of joystick on the puna all the ego(money)

remaind me of sandas probably in jail now
note: a lady who friendzoned you at first sight and fell in love at second sight is going to kill you at third sight; D

is he paying for sex as her husband if no then give sex to whom sex is due

i am an half caste(brown) as Jamaica's may call it and when are seen as different race in jamaican we are highly segregated because of our light skin .
when I consider the social interactions in Jamaica. However, a form of racism, if I may use such a harsh word, exists in the Jamaican culture.
The thing is I have a fair complexion or what is locally known as "Browning" in Jamaica. The blessing and the curse. I must admit that this complexion does have it's advantages as the likkle high colour and pretty hair somehow makes you a bit more appealing to quiet a few girls and for some it gives that a boost up the corporate ladder. However, there is a price to pay for being a Browning .
"Brown man!"
One of the tortures I had to endure while growing up and still am enduring is constantly being called Brown man or
Browning . Some have even gone as far as calling me Mr. Chin ...note I am of Irish and Black decent, not Asian! I find it extremely annoying when I'm referred to as Brown man or Browning . It feels as if I'm being singled out for the colour of my skin. If you don't know my name, I'm ok with " young man " or "Yow my yute" or refer to be by the colour of my clothes. That's how a person of dark complexion calls to another dark person in Jamaica, why do I have to be referred to by the colour of my skin? I don't walk around calling to people as "Black man", "Black woman" or "Blackning "!
Yuh Rich
The one that really pisses me of the assumption that because I'm light skinned I have money. I call it the "Brown People Have Money Syndrome ". I will abbreviate it and call it BMS for the rest of this article (venting). It is a very common misconception among many Jamaicans, in other words many Jamaicans suffer from BMS. I face this almost every day, when I go about my own business in public.
I remember this incident some time ago. I just started working and I didn't have my car as yet, so I had to take public transportation to visit my mom back in Portland. I was on this mini bus, and if you have ever traveled on a mini bus (Mostly 15 seat, Toyota Hiace or the larger 20+ seat, Coaster) in Jamaica, yuh know it packer dan a sardine tin! There was this big fat woman beside me, taking up two persons seat, and squeezing the life out of me. As if that wasn't bad enough I had to drive through "The Junction " in St. Mary. The Junction is the most winding and treacherous road in Jamaica. Corners inside of corners, semi-loose rocks on one side of the road and precipices on the other side of the road. As the bus rocked to my side this fat woman attempted to crush me to death. So in an attempt to save my life, I used my elbow to gentle ease her up. She didn't like it and proceeded to cuss me out. " People like yuh nuh fi travel pon bus.. .” and the statement that took the cake, "... all if mi did brown like yuh mi woulda have mi own car. ..” How the hell the colour of my skin will magically allow me to have a car? I have to for a living just like any other Jamaican!
I find that in Jamaica there is a price for dark skinned people and a price for light skinned people. If I decide to buy something from some of the higglers who sell on the side of the road, I have to pay Brown Skin Tax (BST). Just because of the colour of my skin, some of these higglers think that I am rich. A few months ago I was searching for a dog tag (the chains soldiers wear), and asked the price and this man wanted to sell me a $300 dog tag for $600, "a wah tek dah fool yah ", I said to myself and walked off. Just a few days ago, a dumb ass self-proclaimed repairman claimed to have repaired my girlfriend’s fridge and because I was there, he wanted to charge $2000 fro diagnosing the problem (which he did not!) after telling her that it was $800. When she objected he proceeds to turn to me and say, " Brown skinned man like yuh a big monetary man, yuh must can tek care a di fee."
What di rass! Here we go again, another case of BMS.
Maybe racism is too much of a strong word, or call me overly sensitive, but I do face a form of discrimination here in Jamaica, due to the colour of my skin.and i also relate with other africans and it seems the same blacks against black,Black's against browns and white against Black's.and also the bleaching syndrome in blacks
sometimes i feel inferioty complex which has grown to be a mental slavery in every black.and i feel our big problem is not the white man but we ourself. pls comment your thought

whonamehelp:
Op, what's the name of your stupidity?

very sorry mistake

[/b]jamaica slave evolution[b]
Jamaica was founded on racism, and racism is still very much with us 177 years after Emancipation and 49 years after political Independence.
Jamaican sugar plantations needed labour, and Christian Europe, from the 16th to the 19th centuries, invested heavily in African slaves to enrich their personal and national economies. To keep the slave system going, the Europeans had to convince themselves that black people were not fully human (and, therefore, not deserving of the love their religion demanded for others like themselves). The whites developed the ideology that black people were a different (but related) human species to themselves. Just like horses and donkeys, even though they were different species, could produce offspring (mules), this is why the offspring of whites and blacks were called 'mulattos' (little mules).
The slave system would not work unless the white masters convinced themselves that they were inherently superior to their black slaves.
But there was a major challenge: The ratio of whites to blacks was drastically disproportionate. In 1739, there were 99,000 African slaves in Jamaica, and only 10,000 whites (or approximately 10:1). By 1787, there were 210,894 slaves and only 25,000 whites.
Power of violence
To keep the system from falling apart, to prevent the slaves from rising up and taking over the society, all sorts of methods of control had to be employed. Violence had to be employed locally on the plantation (with the whip and the bilboes) backed up by state violence where necessary (the military, the militia, and the workhouse). But more subtle (and effective) means were soon developed.
The black slaves had to be socialised to believe that they were inherently inferior to their white masters, that resistance was futile, that open resistance would inevitably be detected and punished. White superiority had to go a step further and become white supremacy.
But still, the disproportion in numbers was too great. Active efforts were made to co-opt the browns (offspring of the whites and the slaves) on the side of the whites. A system of skin shade was developed, with a different legal status: (mulatto + black = sambo; mulatto + white = quadroon; quadroon + white = mustee; etc.). Many slave masters freed their brown children, and gave them the plum jobs on the plantations. Brown persons could be bookkeepers on estates, and officers in the militia. Being 'brown', actually a mixture of races, became considered as being a separate race unto itself.
And then the system demanded that brown people be socialised to believe they were superior to blacks, but inferior to whites. And blacks were socialised to believe it too.
Benefits of brownings
But soon the ideology of the supremacy of light skin took on an economic character. The white parent gave their brown children access to education, and then to land and, therefore, to the vote, and eventually to become electoral candidates themselves. Black women realised that their ticket to freedom (and to prosperity) was through the bed of a white (or brown) man; the favoured status of a brown child could redound to the benefit of the black mother. Miscegenation increased.
It was when the browns in Haiti switched allegiance from the whites to the blacks that the Haitian Revolution could succeed.
Despite having the example of Haiti on its doorstep, Jamaica never had a successful slave revolt, because Jamaican brown people continued their alliance with the whites (until now).
The system of social control worked, and its effects are still being felt today. Thepeoples history of relations been the races in Jamaica has always been exploitative, and continues to be exploitative. The average brown person in Jamaica is usually much better educated than the average black person, is 'better spoken', has access to more resources, and so on. There are few brown persons in government primary and all-age schools. There are few brown people cutting cane and weeding bananas and coffee. Black people have to be kept uneducated, so they can continue to be looked down upon.
We may be 'Out of Many', but we are still 'Many', for the colour and class divisions in Jamaica are real and deep. And there is still deep racial resentment here - brown against black, and black against brown, and black against black, just to name a few of the combinations.
It does not appear to be about to end any time soon.

http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20110923/cleisure/cleisure2.html[b]

princechurchill:
Buhari let us remind u,you can't support Palestine and fight against igbos

am an edo but i wont let biafra go
we are one ...is for better for worse
even the libyan deportees can acclaim to it


but on a serious note Python dance was unfair ..if you can beat them join them

sexybbstar:
Who no like am?

i for like f*ck you die nw

Just imagining after this photo shoot the guy decide to change his mind how is she going to remove the pictures from net

foolishness is when a lady dreams after her marriage comes happily ever after

Jesse01:
wat ever makes u sleep well at night keep telling urself d amazing lies u want to hear, keep deceiving ur self. but dat won't change d truth, Edo gals are cheap b*tches who are being, f*uck rape and abuse, by Arabs and Italian Mafia's.

and the ijaw girls are been raped and abuse by the uncles father and street thugs sexually

Jesse01:
did u read d news dat just grace front page? Edo gals are being rape by 18 Libyans Men a day oh my d rest are all pregnant, 4 Arabs men's, u people are a laughingstock in dis con-tree, every body on Nairaland is making fun of u guys, is indeed a shame. all tribes on Nairaland are calling u guys slave, pussy sellers, traffickers, like I said earlier i will take u guys serious, wen u people, stop doing pussy trading business.

i havnt heard or seen it in the news on edo stations i thought you where educated to know a fake story from a real one ..this are propaganda from bloggers

but the bayelsa is way too true

ibitzbarlow:
This is a supposed post from an educated person? Brother, you need better education. Go back to school please or desist from calling others "illiterates".

not most educated people know this

AdaFonju:
If it wer Libyans its manageable but they sleep with dogs and other animals for the least 200 naira, the women have no single value.

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and your women sleep with thier father brothers and cousin for free even the boys slerps with thier mother...while raping is norms in bayelsa abominable children of bayelsa i spit on your faces

Jesse01:
haha I am not frm bayelsa u dumb dumb unlike u I will spit at any Edo cheap b*tches LovePeddler who comes my way, no Nigerians in dere right mind will date Edo b*tches, u are talking about slaves, we all know Edo people are all slaves, ur men are being sold as slave in Libya, while ur women are getting rape right left and centre, by Arabs, Italian, Men, I will take u Edo's freaks serious wen, u people stop human trafficking.

i wanted to know your tribe untill i saw port Harcourt omo there is nothing to be said in that local state who the people cant speak proper english .mirror is merro in portcourt ,oil is pronuced as oyel ..and so many more u guys have a beautifull state compare to benin but the illetracy level in the state is at its epic most children dont go to skul instead they are sent on street trading ,House helps is the order of the day in every home in ph most of the househelps impregnate thier daughter's we shouldnt even talk waterside or bundo people if i say it most people will vomit and never go to ph
price inflation is another bigger problem what a mess u call state you stay in

owensking:
Bro, u re right!....one word from Oba...will wipe them out of that land...they shouldn't mess with Great Bini king...once they re enemies of the Oba.. that's they re in very deep shit!...it doesn't matter if they got gun ship or weapon of mass destruction..they should go face Oba then if they got ball...when Oba says something it can never be reversed...d king words is final!

omo them nor know

ominimini oba na de ghe : the oba who is a spirit whom cant be seen

ekpende ,ekpeneghu: the tiger that doesnt die ,the tiger that doesnt fall

oduma no ru weg ghua...lion in d palace

oba gha to kpere ise

owensking:
Guy, forget it...before them want set out for attack, them go don see their destiny for Edo state here...then them go turn back...remember Oba didn't go to Bayelsa to cause trouble they was here asking for it...the 21 days too long sef...why not 3 days?..cuz they re waiting for the war boys with that obese called asari to come all the ways to face mighty Bini king..Hahahah I just dey laugh

omo the great ijaw boys they fear benin die dem nor know how dem won take peace again because of pride and if they eventually go on with the fight they will lose the land federal govt will have to review the court details properly and drive the ijaws bacj to bayelsa this is the fate

to the ijaws una get mind una craze cum try benin acient city una papa dey naked when we developed turn city ..una get mind carry on timaya go release another song soon. “the don finish bayelsa ooh”

Jesse01:
lie we all know Edo gals getting rape by liyba men 20 of dem where sold as slave,go and check d Edo gals dat came back frm Libya all of dem are pregnant finished, d Libya men really destroy ur sisters pussy also go to German at refugees camp, see as Gambians, Congo ,Senegalese men are f*cking ur sisters 4 10 euros, ur sisters are disgrace to womanhood and lastly u agree dat ur sisters are cheap b*tches

and who said ur sisters aint among those who are raped theg all raped locally by thier brothers and sisters more of incest pregnacy are common in bayelsa because of creeks lifestyle. nevertheless i love bayelsa pussy they all in uniben and i f*ck them well my girlfriend is from bayelsa

but is a pity bayelsa is like ASUU they never achieve thier purpose in life even when purpose is to be born with abomination and get killed fighting for they cant achieve upon all the oil you all in bayelsa your state is nothing to write home about all the abominable children still lives in creeks (ghetto) is it a curse 99% of bayelsans are homeless even sell thier children for garri
you wonder why i know all this because i have been to bayelsa and used to support the N D A movement so i got to know what they were lacking during the movement which happened last year

not to talk much much you bayelsans believes your thug and ghetto livestyle will get you win a war mhen you all must be higher on d weed you smoke in the creeks obj almost ended the ijaw race during his regime he decided not to not because he could have not still yet you race up shoulders against Federal govt the day when dem go get una time ehenn una go humble


if you ijaws cant bring helicopters while coming they shouldnt bother taking ghelegele river omo water nor go allow una pass that day nor b ovia river when i know what happened to lucky igbinedion at ikpoba hill go repeat himself ..

abi una get mind no lele the day when pikin for bayelsa go enter aeroplane tiya go lagos or d day una tompolo popular pass anini or d day ur slave king go popular pass oba until then i nor fear no ijaws they all descendants of a slave boy

Afriifa:
u sure?

omo my grandfather dey go farm cum back rain nor they touch e body...omo if is u see powers you go fear una get gun abi dat day dont be suprised guns and bomb wont work

so make una carry cutlass and consult una gods b4 leaving the house but you militant has luck ooh that benin is not what is used to be most of our youth are outside with the hearing of this many will troop in


ob gha tokpere ise