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Okoroawusa:
So how much sperm did Dangote retain before he made his first $1b?

This question deserves a billion dollar reward

inoki247:
May God save us from every monitoring spirit....

He no easy oh sometime u go carry better car comot for house nd people go dey plan to kidnap u cos dey believe u ar using a good car so automatically you're okay....

car wey be say if man reach filling station now na 1k person go tell the attendant to press inside.....

I know exactly what you are saying.
I’m planning on relocating from my present environment to a better one.
Imagine owning a Benz C350 in a semi-poor environment.
I’m tired of the stares from jobless guys.
Relocating to an upscale part of town by the end of the year.

MadamVanessa:




I can't still believe this overfed pig of a kidnapper asked me out once in an event in portharcourt. . I was just smiling all through, when he was done blabbing his nonsense, i asked him, look at Vanessa very well, do I look like your mate, do I look like someone that is desperate for a man? abeg oga go Siddon...little did I know the fool was even a kidnapper.

God saved you.

Vinnie2000:
OP, You are Lucky.

Thats how one of my Guy took a Strong Burantanshi mixture to Fcvk one Ashawo girl he brought home on a Sunday evening..

Just Like u, him Preek no gree go down again
and he is a Private school teacher that has Class on Monday morning..

Baba say throughout the Nite, he put Cold pure water in a Bowl and dipped his Dicck inside to cool down ...

My stomach

Dis one na “Full Option”
Chai…see big yansh and big boobs

*Disclaimer: My comments on Nairaland are for comic relief only and are not in any way a reflection of my real character

advanceDNA:
Its like u dont know women...

My ex told me to buy her wig of 160k..i say i never collect salary say i nor get

..she told me to allow her lend me the money from her own pocket to buy the wig and pay her later.....it was that day i knew she was sent from hell....

..some women are not relationship material let alone marriage material...no team mentality.. they just see their man as an ATM...

I sincerely hope that you ran away from that evil spirit

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Only a fool who is liberated from the slavery in Egypt will reach Canaan and insist on marrying an Egyptian.

Corridon:
And being unknown is not an easy thing either.

Na Poverty worse pass all of them.

If he doesn’t want to be with her anymore, he shud simply break up with her and move on.
Videoing and posting her is childish, immature and stupid.

These days, there are different kinds of virgins.
-Never ever had sex
-Had sex before but now “repented”
-Had sex but vagin.a has been repaired by alum or vaginoplasty
-Had sex but the guys always wore condom (some girls in this category actually believe that they are still virgins)

God help us in this perverse generation

Hurry up and marry then so you can be knacking in Peace

Sweetplum:
Yesterday evening.
Last Bullet:
Op, is that you below? You are extremely handsome.

Fearfully made…

She’s cute, but all this show of cleavage and thighs is trashy and unnecessary.
Gone are the days when ladies had class.

siofra:
Eyah, she realised too late that menascum


No man is worth dying for. RIP ma'am.

The husband is ugly by the way.

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7339923/woman-dies-accident-while-chasing

May this man never know peace for the rest of his life.

kaili:
Much like anywhere else, there are the intelligent and the ignorant.

For the most part, Nigerians are revered as being highly educated, hard-working individuals-- especially when they make their way to the U.S. and U.K. However, a small percentage of African Americans watch far too much television and believe that the African continent (as a whole) is impoverished, famished, and primitive. I'd say it's somewhat similar to our previous discussion of how Nigerians view us, as a result of negative media portrayal.
P.S: My apologies for the late response. The time difference between us is pretty significant!

I don’t know if you still visit this forum but I hope you’re good and doing well wherever you are.

NtiObaEneke:
She warned him to fück off but he chose to be unfortunate and continue being a nuisance. Since he doesn't know his mate, she has taught him a very valuable lesson

You have spoken my mind.

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1stGenAmerican:
Likewise. He deserves no breakers.

He deserves no breakers whatsoever.
I’m glad he was convicted in the US where the judicial system works. If it were in Nigeria, he could have made some back room deal or bribed some people and escaped. It’s not uncommon to hear of selective “jailbreaks” or “vanished” convicts here.

Quite surprising because I thought there are more annoying housemates.

But anyway Shaaaaaa… na dere business

1stGenAmerican:
You’re thinking about state level where time is chopped off for good behavior. Fed doesn’t work that way at all. US Federal law mandates that at least 85% of federal sentences be served behind bars. No exceptions. Every federal prisoner in the US serves at least 85% of their sentence, just as Hushpuppi will. The average federal prisoner serves 88% of the sentence. And once his sentence is served, he won’t be deported back to Nigeria. The justice system in two other countries have already made it known that they want him next, and they both have extradition treaties with the US.

I hope he spends 100% of his sentence behind bars.

Kirkman:
I am very sorry that you are an orphan but the more reason why you should continue your family lineage. And who best to marry but your best friend.. she sweet in the middle or not . My guy your akara don done chop am with bread.. if you abort that baby Na ogun go kee you dia.

The babe must be very sweet for OP to be knacking her “regularly “

OP ccjoe, so the rest of us using condoms to f*kk don’t know that going raw is sweeter bah?

Congratulations in advance.

Better keep that pregnancy and go and marry ur pregnant bestie.

Mokason288:
I watched it

When did he retrieve it?

A video that is all over the Internet on countless porn sites.
Kim no sabi fxkk but she sabi collect

Rozross:
Will you Japa if your woman is very poor bedroomically?

Sex should be so sweet that a man should be rushing home to his wife after work.

Stupid man.

Go and be doing 100 rounds a day if you can. You think there is a Gold Medal for best f*cker.

If you die, another man will take your place. Ewu.

Once every Leap Year is Ok

Austerity

CeoNews:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/8/art-teacher-under-fire-for-voluptuous-curves-as-parents-accuse-her-of-being-a-distraction-photos.html

What’s her name or Instagram handle?
I want to issue her a stern warning to stop wearing such

santiago24:
Check engine light are mostly caused by removal of catalyst…

The car can function even better without catalyst…

So why worry

Ignorance at it’s Peak

I honestly don’t know why. I’m not a typical Nigerian though.
Whenever I’m buying a tokunboh car these are the rules I follow and my car dealer that travels to Lagos to buy them knows them very well;

- The car must be foreign used. I don’t buy Naija used cars. I’ve done that before and I saw “Shege”. Never again.
-No check engine light must show on the dashboard when the car has been turned on and is running on idle.
- The catalytic converter must be in place with no signs it’s been tampered with and no welded parts in that area of the silencer

The funny thing is that this check engine light may not be indicating a very big thing.

For example, few months ago my C350 had been “check engine light free” since I bought it 2 years ago. One morning I noticed that the engine started sputtering when trying to come on. The check engine light came on for the first time. I have a small blue tooth diagnosing tool which i plugged in and it showed that some of my spark plugs wer not working optimally.
I drove straight to my mechanic’s garage and told him I thought my spark plugs needed replacement. He didn’t argue and when he checked, 3 of the plugs wer bad. We replaced all the spark plugs. As soon as he was done, I restarted my car, no problems and the check engine light didn’t come back on till date.