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Romance › Re: Man Dies In Onitsha Hotel While Having Sex With Lady Friend by Greystone: 5:54pm On Jan 31, 2020
Shibaraba:
Well dey ever full? Some people go just wan kill their self. Do your best and leave the rest na him be obow matter

Four rounds...shogun laye ni? Awon eyan dusti nombari. Bangalee. Continue.
Oga do two or three comot there. Them no dey give gold medal
Bangalee indeed cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Jeff Bezos Becomes $13 Billion Richer In Just 15 Minutes. by Greystone: 3:04pm On Jan 31, 2020
eric12345:
Jeff Bezos becomes $13 Billion richer in just 15 minutes.

Amazon founder and world’s richest person, Jeff Bezos added over $13.2 billion in a little over 15 minutes of trading, to his wealth, cementing his position as the world’s richest person further.

After an Amazon news release for the fourth quarter revealed that sales went up 21 percent during the holiday quarter on Thursday, the news sent the stock up by about 12% to $2,100 after-hours trading, adding a swift $12.8 billion to Bezos’ fortune in about 15 minutes.

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At the current price, the Amazon founder traded places with Bill Gates for the title of the richest person in the World in recent months. He is now worth $128.9 billion, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index.

The late surge Thursday also added more than $90 billion to Amazon’s market value, pushing it above $1 trillion.

>>>> https://www.naijanewsgist.com/news/jeff-bezos-richer/
shocked
Celebrities › Re: Offset Cardi B's Husband Arrested And Detained by Greystone: 2:27pm On Jan 31, 2020
In case you didn't know...

Celebrities › Re: Bolanle Ninalowo Wearing Bathroom Slippers In Throwback Picture With Wife by Greystone: 10:13am On Jan 31, 2020
Kpokrikpo:
The way dat nyash grew in 16 years ehhh shocked shocked
Beautiful big loyal yansh tongue
Romance › Re: Closed by Greystone: 8:43pm On Jan 30, 2020
AdorableSapphir:
No... I dey Search for wife.
Is it a crime? Or are you trying to disclose something to me? That Nairaland doesnt have husband materials?

You dont even know if I'm asking for someone. tongue
Even if u are asking for urself, is it a crime?

Shoot ur shot jarey...

I wan chop wedding reception jollof rice

Career › Re: Federal Government Yet To Pay January Salary? by Greystone:
undecided

De ting tire me oh...No alert.

Na dis kine time yeye MTN just dey worry persin with useless text msgs.

“Mega promo...Recharge N1000, get N5000 to call all networks “.... Mtscheeeeeeeew angry

*modified @ 7:20am 31/01/20

Woke up to salary credit alert this morning

Business › Re: If You Are Given N10million Today, What Business In Nigeria Will You Invest In? by Greystone: 3:03pm On Jan 30, 2020
skedman:
I will spend 5million on real estate
Simawa land -1,800,000
Ibeju lekki----. 3,500,000
Total. 5,300,000
Then go for three different business
2,000,000 for bread business
2,000,000 for water business
700,000 will be fixed for 2years.

My reasons
Nigeria is not a business friendly country.some of the big challenges are
Power
Security
Manpower
Competitors
Government officials

Business › Re: Bill Gate's Daughter Announces Engagement To Young Egyptian Billionaire by Greystone: 2:41pm On Jan 30, 2020
I wud hav said something but...

Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Pastor Banishes 'Spirit Of Marlian' From Congregations' Children by Greystone: 12:54pm On Jan 30, 2020
I wish them the very best in their quest.

Those Marlian "spirits" go stubborn die...
Family › Re: I Found Mycoten Vagina Cream In My Wife's Wardrobe by Greystone:
Shibaraba:
You nag a lot!!

Abeg respect that lady na. Even if you think you are anonymous talking about your wife's "vagina odour" in a public forum Is lack of respect for that lady. No matter what. Because if e set now you will still say the same in public.

Oga go home, withdraw small money from your account buy her perfumes and a nice dress. Add flower join. And apologise. Tell her you're sorry and your love got the better of you. If possible take her out. And don't nag anymore. You have a good thing going. Don't ruin it. Not all ladies are Oloshos. Some very good ones dey out there. Apologise ooooooo. I Don talk my own. Because if a woman turns rogue and she start to revenge you're on your own. PS. It's not a sign of weakness.
I swear...
U took the words out of my mouth.
I read his rant for 1 minute and ordinary me is already tired of the marriage. undecided
6 yrs of this everyday?
Your wife don try...

Politics › Re: Alhassan Ado Doguwa: I Have 4 Wives, 27 Children & Still Counting by Greystone: 12:38pm On Jan 30, 2020
Let them perform DNA test on all 27 kids...

If you know, you know

Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Wears Camel Toe Revealing Tight Outfit by Greystone:
Look closely... shocked
Romance › Re: u by Greystone:
The "Valedictorian"
Health › Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Greystone:
Shibaraba:
A very good thread. I'll add a little bit of spice without shame.
Fellow Men. No be only Preeq dey satisfy. God give us plenty tools Wey fit make them shiver like leaf. If I see say na woman wey no dey quick satisfy I use my lefty hilfinger. If you no fit use left use right. Locate the clitoris and finger it like Carlo Santana fingers his guitar. If you can't string like Carlo do like victor uwaifo. Turn to guitar boy. When she Don shout awalamo tire inset your Preeq. You cum she cums everyone is happy. The next step is for wives only. Maybe fiancees. That's the snail licking. Use that tongue brother. Sweetest part about the tongue just small effort anty go Don dey scream my name. . .shibaraba...
If you do all these ones and she no scream go return her bride price the next morning. If na fiance or girlfriend leave her. She has been sent to kill you

Word of advice fingering and licking na for neat and decent ladies. You fit manage finger Olosho but no forget to wash your hand with acid and bleach. If you lick Olosho Rip in advance.

Health › Re: Men Beware! Long Sex May Kill You! by Greystone: 11:53pm On Jan 28, 2020
Where are those "Today na today...I go shift ur womb" and "24 rounds straight, no shaking" guys grin

Come and educate urselves b4 tomorrow we will be seeing ur picture on poster titlted

"Gone too Soon... With a heavy heart but with total submission to the will of God, we regret to announce the passing on to glory of our beloved stallion brother, father, uncle, boyfriend, sugar daddy, Mr XYZ who died in active service"

grin grin grin
Romance › Re: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by Greystone: 11:49pm On Jan 28, 2020
drmikeadams:
U allowed ur erection to become ur direction
cheesy

Romance › Re: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by Greystone:
IcraveLove:
Please break up with your girlfriend and focus on your baby mama.
I agree with u completely.
Romance › Re: He Stripped Me Naked,threw Me Out Of His House ,now Wants Me Back by Greystone: 6:55pm On Jan 28, 2020
SlimyJ:
sigh!!
The fact that you are even contemplating going back to him after the evil things he has done to you makes my heart bleed... i want to weep because of u.

Is it by force that u must be with him?

Has "love" mumu blinded u like this?

Is it when he has killed u with beating that you will get sense?

Is his dikk make of gold? huh
Romance › Re: How Do I Gain Weight by Greystone: 1:10pm On Jan 28, 2020
Sweet heart. Be comfortable with yourself
im slim, very slim and tall. Anyone i come across would always point this out to me. And i began to feel timid around people like there was something wrong with me. But to others they saw me like the model type. Fat or skinny, this is me. If anyone doesnt like it they can hang themselves
and the way you carry yourself matters alot. Nothing can make you fatter than your genes have been programmed. You might add little weight though. Love yourself.
Its attractive.
Gbam.
Romance › Re: He's Having A Problem With His Wife To Be And Her Rich Parents by Greystone:
ProtectMyMoney:
Lets imagine bride's father is Otedola, definitely he will want to invite his friends Dangote, Tony Elumelu etc to grace the wedding...he will not want to be seen below standard.

Are you going to say Otedola should not sponsor his daughter's wedding?

OP, find a middle ground if bride's father wants to sponsor, let him go ahead.

It is the marriage that is the most important, not wedding day.
My thoughts too.
I understand the guy trying to put his foot down because of respect but let's be honest to ourselves... a rich man's child's reception with only
50 guests at the reception? come on undecided

And what nonsense is spending half of ur savings in Dubai for Honeymoon? N2m for what? Dem swear for u? huh

If the bride's dad wants to sponsor the wedding, fine. The guy should respectfully say that he wants to pay for certain aspects of the
reception eg. the wedding cake, pay for the reception hall, or whatever agreement they make.
He shouldnt flex his muscles too much .

N4m is an admirable amount, but it wont fund a large wedding that I guess her rich parents want for their daughter.
Spoiling his relationship now with his future in-laws is also a very bad idea.
He shouldnt start his marriage with things being sour.
Marriage is for their lifetime. Diplomacy is key.
Romance › Re: Photos Of A ‘giant’ Man With His Smallish Girlfriend by Greystone:
OH boy see as everything of the guy long...even hin preek... grin

This girl is ready to die..... grin grin grin grin

if they're doing missionary, the guy cant kiss her lips and "work" at the same time... undecided
Sports › Re: Man Strips Naked In Bet9ja Shop After Last Game Ruined 5.7Million Ticket (Video) by Greystone:
Nvc078:
SOME PEOPLE ARE PhD holders in gambling
No matter how good a punter u are, no matter if you have watched and analysed a million games, the betting companies will always win and the better will always lose in the long run.

This is a because sports like football have absolutely no guarantees.

The strongest teams in the world sometimes lose to underdogs at home.
Likewise ive witnessed "weak" teams thrashing a strong team 3-0 .
Just when u think " na liverpool", "na barca"... sure odds of over 2.5 bah? Na that last game go come end 1-1.
One of the last games i betted on was one useless team that was playing at home. 4-0 at halftime. Put odds of over 4.5 thinking anyhow, one goal must show. You won't believe the game ended same 4-0. Not a single goal in 2nd half angry

This common tale of just one game cutting a winning ticket is not a coincidence i swear.

The day i added up my losses to Bet9ja was the day i made up my mind to close my account.

Account closed now i have peace of mind.

No temptation to ever bet again because it is just a money losing pit.

I don't even watch football matches again grin

My suggestion to everyone that's actively betting is to do an honest addition of the entire amount they hav spent betting and subtract from the amount they have won... i swear u will feel like weeping.
Romance › Re: Ladies: Before U Agree To Date Him Tell Him To Show U His Statement Of Account. by Greystone: 2:59pm On Jan 27, 2020
BadRadio:
pls ladies dont forget to do this. There are many broke church rat guys out there. some will borrow shirts and blings to look like the real deal when they approach u the first time. watch out!!!

Guys are Jobless nowadays but have time and energy to fvck the hell outta someones daughter. they have no money yet their libido is over the roof.

His statement of account or no show. at least 25million naira should be lodged evidently or no show.


I don talk my own.

for those of u that ll like to troll, be informed that Thunder is Jobless for now
grin

Crime › Re: Girl Who Resembles Actor In Jos Sex Video Faces Hostility (photo) by Greystone: 12:40pm On Jan 27, 2020
Tonnyray:
You will not find it in Jesus' Name grin grin grin
Amen.

But i too want to make sure it's not the same girl grin
Crime › Re: Girl Who Resembles Actor In Jos Sex Video Faces Hostility (photo) by Greystone: 12:36pm On Jan 27, 2020
clarocuzioo:
Please where is the video? We have been hearing of this video but till date nobody has provided credible evidence that it exists, so that the elders can do proper analysis.
I swear me sef don find these videos taya...
I even entered xvideos i still no find am.

Jos porn videos oh... where una dey hide? grin

Romance › Re: She's The Best Woman For Me But Not That Beautiful. Should I Still Marry Her? by Greystone: 10:55pm On Jan 26, 2020
BestAccessories:
Do whatever makes you happy but you can never EAT YOUR CAKE AND HAVE IT.

You can't have it all in one package. Even DStv packs stupid channels together for us to pay subscription. What do you need 120 TV channels for when all you need is just SuperSport 3, 5 & 7. Some people only need History Channel, NatGeo, other just need CNN, SkyNews, BBC whereas what some people like is just Telenovela (abi na telemondo sef).
grin

Romance › Re: Please Should I Buy Another Ring So He Can Reengage Me? by Greystone: 10:41pm On Jan 26, 2020
Re-engagement indeed grin

Family › Re: I Am Sex Starved, My Marriage Is Falling Apart by Greystone: 12:05am On Jan 24, 2020
midnighter:
Hahaha Im in shock.

If people who cant afford more than one room crave for space...If in developed countries, the government will try to give poor families a house with enough room to give the children some privacy...what then do we call this?

Answer: Insanity.
Real insanity.

Let me tell u a true short story.

When i finished my nysc, i got a good paying job somewhere in northern nigeria.
The first apartment i rented was in a compound of 6 flats.
Our landlord’s personal house was directly facing our compound across the street.
His gateman at the time was married to two wives and had a total of 7 children. U won’t believe me when I
tell u that this man, his 2 wives and their children wer living in a 1 room BQ.
Mind u, this was back in 2012, and our landlord was paying him 8k per month...not 80k... 8k!
HeRe is the shocker...
The useless gateman approached my friend, who lived in the flat next to mine to support him with some money
because he was planning to marry a 3rd wife!

I was speechless...
I mean like WTF!!!

He even started keeping malice with my friend for turning down his request grin Silly man...Some people are absolutely bonkers.
Family › Re: I Am Sex Starved, My Marriage Is Falling Apart by Greystone: 11:37pm On Jan 23, 2020
midnighter:
WHAT is the 8 year old girl doing in your room! Bleep! shocked

That is totally crazy! Let me go back and read the OP again because I seriously dont get it!

Call me a bush woman but which book did she get the "attachment parenting" from? Attatchment ko, Weave-on nihuh

INSANITY! How can your wife be advocating for growing her first daughter into a weaklinghuh

WHEN is she going to go and sleep in her roomhuh OMGOSH. Im screaming

SO you havent had your wife to yourself at night for 8 GOOD YEARS! I cant stop screaming
If i could have liked this post more than once, I would have.
Family › Re: I Am Sex Starved, My Marriage Is Falling Apart by Greystone: 10:22pm On Jan 23, 2020
Winneygirl:
How long does this attachment parenting last for?
I don't subscribe to it.
Your kids will be too attached and dependent on the parent. Their personalities are forming now.
Your 8 year old is not too far from secondary school o.
God bless u.

Why on earth should an 8yr old still be sleeping with his parents every night? huh

Which parent does that?

As far back as my memory goes, that's wen i was about 4yrs old, my elder brother and i shared a room. I have no recollection of sharing a bed with my parents.
Romance › Re: 2 Women In My Life, Which Should I Marry? by Greystone: 12:03am On Jan 23, 2020
PrimadonnaO:
How old is Susan... How old is Benita?

Personally, I think it's such a big clause that Benita is just in 100 level. But if she's very open to getting married at that level, all well and good.

Susan seems like a person who is taking you for granted... and will get even worse in marriage. These are the signs... so you don't marry her and tomorrow everyone starts asking, "didn't you see the signs while y'all were dating?"

Benita seems like a sweet soul. Yes, she'll change as the years go by, but it doesn't mean she'll become the very opposite of what she is.

I may have been like Benita in some ways when I was in 100 level, too. Yes, I've changed, but only in getting older, wiser and a lot more refined... so it means I do things slightly different. But retained most of those qualities. My boyfriend from that time still wants back like nothing ever happened.

You may want to have a heart to heart discussion with Benita and see where she stands on settling down...

But first, how old is she?

P.S It's really a bad thing you're two-timing, though. Really bad.
This was exactly what was on my mind

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