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Health › Re: Edo Nurse 'Beauty' Delivers A Mentally Challenged Lady Of a baby by the road by hahn(m): 9:11pm On Jul 27, 2019

englishmart:
Who isn't baby's father? They might never find put the world ends.

Where is grammarnazi when you need him?

Christianity Etc › Re: "My 2-Year-Old Son Killed This Black Snake" - Mum Says, Thanks God by hahn(m): 9:00pm On Jul 27, 2019

Demzlent:
bloody atheist hell fire � is waiting for you

Hell fire is better than your heaven

Christianity Etc › Re: "My 2-Year-Old Son Killed This Black Snake" - Mum Says, Thanks God by hahn(m): 2:29pm On Jul 27, 2019

jidenna21:
He just got lucky. He might not be next time.

Y'all believe that God is in charge of everything and also in control of everything. Why blame satan when things go horribly wrong?

Is it not the same god that created the snake in the first place? undecided

CosmicPhoenix:
if you believe this story then you are a zombie beyond redemption

Many people who believe snakes and donkeys can talk will fall for this one grin

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Romance › Re: 25 Pedophiles Arrested In U. S. As Agents Posed As Minor Online To Lure(Pics) by hahn(m): 12:17pm On Jul 27, 2019

PqsMike:
Lol.... But they weren't caught in the act now

They'll be charged with "attempting to have sex with a minor"

The police needs to be charged with "Impersonation" too

It is called entrapment and it is legal. Same tactics are used for drug busts

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Travel › Re: Things You Should Do When You Are Involved In A Car Accident by hahn(m): 9:47am On Jul 27, 2019

Take a selfie

Celebrities › Re: Tamar Braxton Dressed In Traditional Attire With David Adefeso In Nigeria by hahn(m): 8:59am On Jul 27, 2019

maybachmusic:
A broke braxton is a rich nollywood oloshos dream

They can be broke. But still live 5 star lives

Can't say same about u

Family › Re: Man Celebrates After His Wife Put To Bed (Photos) by hahn(m): 8:19am On Jul 27, 2019

LadySarah:
I swear

The only thing important After childbirth is a Good sleep and hot food.

Hot peppersoup tongue

Celebrities › Re: Jennifer Lopez 50th Birthday In Miami, ₦43million Porsche Gift (Photos) by hahn(m): 2:14pm On Jul 26, 2019

Explorers:
Lol....me ke, for where?

We know say you dey there. When will you stop all these coding?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere Gifts Ex-Sex Worker N1M In OPM (Photos) by hahn(m): 11:16am On Jul 26, 2019

BanevsJoker:
It's a 1991 movie I think. Check it out whenever you're bored. Decent movie.

Cool. Thanks

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere Gifts Ex-Sex Worker N1M In OPM (Photos) by hahn(m): 11:02am On Jul 26, 2019

Omudia11:
Eternal fool.

Is your father grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere Gifts Ex-Sex Worker N1M In OPM (Photos) by hahn(m): 11:02am On Jul 26, 2019

BanevsJoker:
Did you see the Danny DeVito movie?

No. Got it from Rich dad, poor dad

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere Gifts Ex-Sex Worker N1M In OPM (Photos) by hahn(m): 9:11am On Jul 26, 2019

westlius:
OPM is a blessing to Rivers State

In the financial world OPM stands for Other People's Money

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Family › Re: Why Do Our Parents Do These? by hahn(m): 9:09am On Jul 26, 2019

nuelsam:
well i think they take it beyond limits........ If i was someone who was emotionally weak, i woulda committed suicide tbh.

True that but we cannot always have what we want in life.

I remember someone in my neighbourhood who killed himself because his parents refused to take him to the US.

He and his brother were living in their house which was well stocked with food and their bills were paid.

Person Wey go kill himself go kill himself regardless of the situation

Career › Re: Officer Who Returned €37,000 He Found In The Airport Got Double Promotion by hahn(m): 8:55am On Jul 26, 2019

Jeferious:
O boy I dey tells you. Any time I go airport to catch flight, I must keep my eyes on ground . If you know you know

Not even to catch flight Sef. Just stroll on a normal day as the spirit leads and take a tour of the toilet because na there e dey happen cheesy

Family › Re: Why Do Our Parents Do These? by hahn(m): 8:51am On Jul 26, 2019

She's only trying to motivate you the best way she knows how

Now that she's still alive call her and tell her "thank you" and that you love her. Don't ask me why

Car Talk › Re: Eminem’s Car Collection: Can You Afford Any Of These? by hahn(m): 8:49am On Jul 26, 2019

Of course I can afford them

As soon as I have the money tongue

Crime › Re: Nigerian Lady Calls Out Pastors That Duped Her Mother Of N2.2m by hahn(m): 8:48am On Jul 26, 2019

That moment when you realise your mother is a mugu in the lord

Celebrities › Re: Fans React To Davido's "Blow My Mind" Featuring Chris Brown by hahn(m): 8:29am On Jul 26, 2019

Bilabong:
Calm down with ur heat speech... It takes courage to know u dont have talent and then still pick up a mic and sing knowing fully well that u have a croaky voice.

How will their mind blow? Buhari has blew it already Na. Abi one bomb dey blow two times?

Career › Re: Officer Who Returned €37,000 He Found In The Airport Got Double Promotion by hahn(m): 8:13am On Jul 26, 2019

Jeferious:
Guy you read my mind. With that money, I'd have expanded my shop, got a new parking store...import goods that are not available in my incoming consignment...and finish up my building project in the village.

How I wish...

Brother e be like say person go need to dey visit that airport once once wink

Career › Re: Officer Who Returned €37,000 He Found In The Airport Got Double Promotion by hahn(m): 8:09am On Jul 26, 2019

Jeferious:
Guy you read my mind. With that money, I'd have expanded my shop, got a new parking store...import goods that are not available in my incoming consignment...and finish up my building project in the village.

How I wish...

Romance › Re: Should I Fire My Ex? by hahn(m): 7:48am On Jul 26, 2019

Christianity Etc › Re: Has Nairaland Ever Witnessed A Made In Nairaland Healing Or Miracle Before? by hahn(m): 7:40am On Jul 26, 2019

Michellekabod2:
Jesusjnr you are as dumb as fu!ck....damn!
In my life,I have never encountered a daft soul like yours ..#spits
To assume the moniker Godwrites is mine makes it crystal clear that you depend on your human emotions and logic for answers you claim are from God....God never speaks to you,your foolish self speaks to you.else he will have told you I wasn't the one behind the moniker...
You are so dull...how do you even Operate a smartphone?how did you learn to access Internet?
Daft enough to believe I will hide behind a moniker...if I were to open an account:
1)I will delete the previous account except its needed for reference
2) the name of the moniker will michellekabod3 as there have been michellekabod, michellekabod1,and michellekabod2.
3)I ain't scared of a lamb like yourself,will criticise you openly with you knowing my identity
4) check well,the poster stated he has been online since 2008 while I joined NL 2015 or be so

If you aren't less than 8 years old and you assume it's me,then there is URGENT need for you to be evaluated mentally.

While encountering the post of Godwrites,all I could see was Henrydrion(I stand to be corrected) the same fellow who suggested you seek psychological help and get a life outside NL.

We may share the same view,but that doesnt make him me....

Emperorharry and enthronedbyGod, come help your friend (if he has not quarreled with you yet....lol) advice him to seek help.

Lordreed, Hahn, budaatum, vic2ree, CAPSLOCKED

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Romance › Re: I Slept With My Landlords Wife Last Night by hahn(m): 11:29am On Jul 25, 2019

Simplep:
Before? You expect make he talk say na satan do am?

Romance › Re: I Slept With My Landlords Wife Last Night by hahn(m): 11:22am On Jul 25, 2019

Simplep:
obviously a Yahoo boy,na them

But him talk say na god do am

Romance › Re: I Slept With My Landlords Wife Last Night by hahn(m): 10:58am On Jul 25, 2019

newdawn2017:
That because men, re men, wo en re completely irresistible at mere site. How many men can make woman fall like that into his arm with d mere look of his body? But men in seeing a woman, they get so hard visibly.

The same applies to women too.

Here we have a woman who is married but is obviously sex starved because her husband is not paying her any attention and is probably sleeping with other women despite his wife's beauty.

So the woman is in desperate need of attention and a good dick. She should also be willing to pay for it because after all there are lots of other women younger than her in the market

Romance › Re: Caption This Two BAE... This Picture Broke The Net by hahn(m): 10:21am On Jul 25, 2019

That dude is a cheat

He is dating two slim girls at the same time grin

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Family › Re: Is She A Prostitute Or A Caring Mother? by hahn(m): 10:02am On Jul 25, 2019

She is a prostitute who is also a caring mother

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Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Isilomo, Ella And Tuoyo Hangout Together (Photos) by hahn(m): 8:52am On Jul 25, 2019

rentAcock:
I will eat jollof rice with ponmo this afternoon just in case anyone would like to know.

Create a thread on it so the mods can push it to FP grin

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Politics › Re: Adamu Adamu: I Worked As Buhari’s Speech Writer For Five Years by hahn(m): 8:09am On Jul 25, 2019

Nemesis909:
What no one in your household is capable of writing.

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Romance › Re: I Slept With My Landlords Wife Last Night by hahn(m): 11:49am On Jul 24, 2019

newdawn2017:
Y should she pay him? What do u mean? Is she an Ugly beast with horns??

So all the men that have been paying women since time immemorial are all ugly beasts with horns, right? undecided

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Romance › Re: I Slept With My Landlords Wife Last Night by hahn(m): 8:50pm On Jul 23, 2019

Deathisfree:
Brother. Things hard na only the woman dey help and na young lady. She’s just 27 and I’m 29

She’s not paying but she’s useful physically,financially and pussycally

Enjoy yourself brother. You only die once

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