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[quote author=butta][/quote]Bros e be like say na NECO certificate you dey use.

I never subscribed to that NECO stuff, i held the view that NECO is to WAEC what ANAN is to ICAN. Talk about an easy way out of a difficult examination series. My fears were confirmed when i realized that people who were hitherto banging WAEC/GCE were coming out with aggregate 6 on 6 papers from NECO.

Anyway, whatever government wants to do on this is their wahala. i am long past this stage and all that are of me will get their certificates offshore, so its neither here nor there.

[quote author=Shayoo%]This is to all of you spitting shit out of mouth cos you have absolutely no idea what the poster is talking about. i attended this same school and i am 100 percent positive that what he said is totally true this is even small compared to what has happened to other people. i have seen this same thing happen several times. there was an incident i clearly remember when this ex-student was beaten in front of his parents for trying to pick his brother's items from one of the halls of resident (can you imagine that). SO PLEASE IF YOU DIDN'T ATTEND THE SCHOOL OR KNOW/KNEW SOMEONE THERE ABEG NO TALK, THANK YOU.[/quote]What would happen if I walked in and expended a magazine on the lecturers and some security men? Beat me in front of my parents? Guy, that is nothing less than obituary

dabraska: Moderator, I'm very sorry but I didn't know where to put this.

It was like 3 weeks ago. I went visiting my friend in school who was yet to graduate. It was on a Sunday, so I decided to go visiting after the first service in church (Faith Tabernacle). The students were on a one-week break then and were supposed to resume on that day. My friend didn't go home because it was a one-week break and he stays at Abuja.

I stayed in his room and we gisted and caught up on old times. I even came with my laptop. When it was 4:30pm, I decided to go home. When we got out, there were lots of people at the gate. As usual, students were resuming. Lecturers were everywhere admitting students into the hall and searching their belongings. I walked out of the hall with my friend and I was about entering my car when I found out that I forgot my Laptop charger and one of my phones in his room. We hurriedly went back to get them, only to be stopped by a lecturer at the gate of the hal

I explained everything to him and he said we couldn't enter the hall. So I told my friend to go get the laptop charger and my phone from his room and that I was going to wait for him. they also didn't allow him go inside the hall. They claimed he had a beard and that they were not even sure he was a student. They asked for his I.D card and he explained that it was in his room and that he wasn't just resuming that day. We were surprised because we just walked past them when we were coming out of the hall. They said my friend should go and cut his beard. Because I was running late and don't like driving at night, I told my friend to enter my car and we went searching for a barbing salon. After 20 minutes of searching, we couldn't find one, obviously because it was a Sunday. So we went back to the schoo

We explained to them that we couldn't find a barbing salon and they didn't want to hear what we had to say. So I suggested that my friend goes in go get my stuffs, gives me, and then comes out and they can continue from where they stopped because I was running late and I was going to Lagos. The lecturer replies me and goes "If you had long term memory, you would remember that I said that he couldn't enter the hall". I felt very insulted because I was loosing patience, I was disgusted by the way we were being treated and finally, because I am a graduate of that school. So I replied that he shouldn't talk to me in that manner and that I'm no longer a student of this school. He called me rude and called the security on me.
Before I knew it, six security men including the lecturer came and gathered me. All trying to sweep me to the ground. My friend, a very strong guy, tried holding me and prevented me from going to ground. Other lecturers came and started raining insults and even slaps on me. I was held like a thief. They radioed their Security HQ and those ones came with a black pickup. They bundled my friend and I, took my wallet, my belt and my phones and took me to their quarters. They stripped me to my boxer shorts and locked us up in their prison guard room. This was around 7pm. I was given a hint that we should just beg and agree with everything said there because they were bent on making us sleep in that prison till the next day.

We later begged and I even settled one of the security guys the sum of 5k to allow me leave the prison. My friend went over to the hall and got my stuffs and headed home at 8:30pm. It was a horrible experience.

What is this country turning into? They claim they are spiritually inclined and they asked and collected 5,000 from me. It's such a shame. I wonder how many people they must have treated this way. Even to an ex-student of the school. I am disappointed at Covenant University! Bunch of Hypocrites!

Was it not their spiritual leader that gave one lady a dirty slap for which the matter is still in court? What do you expect from the led when the leader is a renegade?

Chisom Malachy: The President Goodluck Jonathan this accedes to agitations from Northern Leaders ad Politicians, granted amnesty to the Islamic terror group, Boko Haram. President Jonathan Goodluck was in company of Traditional rulers from the North said that "this good will gesture is in line with the sacrifice and forgiveness spirit of Easter and hoped that this will bring a lasting peace in Nigeria".


Na Wash!!! April Fool!!

BREAKING NEWS: President Jonathan Grants Amnesty to Boko Haram.
http://malaspark..com/2013/04/breaking-news-president-jonathan-grants.html

With knowledge it was April fool intended, I refused to open the thread until today.

50calibre: I still vividly remember seeing the Champion newspaper headline "Aids kill fela" that day he died. Great legacy for a man who used his music to send messages, inspire and teach lessons, something that seems lacking in contemporary Nigerian artists.

It's instructive that even at death, Fela show cased to the world that Aids is real. Another learning curve for all of us alive. That man was a genius and lived far ahead of his time.

Policewoman: I loved the interview. But the part about not marrying because he can't promise his wife to be faithful..... Hmmm......

Truth dey bitter, but it is best to put all your cards on the table so that aunty knows what to expect if she decides to settle down with you.

Policewoman: Wishing them all the best. Which time una go post Police own?

Una gree marry? When N20 collection don turn una eye green. Come make we do our own joor

I don't get fooled, I fool everybody or at least those I choose to fool, and they always fall hard. I am THE MAN.

Jan8: Don't kiss?!!! Wtf!!! All these rules sef don tire me...
Majority who don't follow most of them are doing well and you're here...
I'm not condemning the post tho. Nicely written

God bless you sister. Follow your mind, always

musiwa21: you have posting the picture over and over with. why dont you stop..

do you have respect for the dead. you want to use a dead body for politics.. it is so sad to see, that you are using a dead man body for politics.


It is so sad that Oluwole awolowo die. may his soul rest in peace.. But that will not change our stand on Goodluck . He need to vacate aso rock in 2015. We have the satellite pictures and if Goodluck continue in power, we would not get justice from him and we want him remove, so that we can get justice..

Like I said before, it is so sad that Oluwole awolowo die.. But It is so sad Goodluck or anyone want to use a dead man body to play politics at this point.. It is abomination in Yorubaland , to do so..



may his soul rest in peace.

My simple yet innocent question, would we have seen the president as humane if he did not go to pay the condolence visit? Now that he has gone to pay his dues, should he rightly be vilified? Why are you Nigerians so impossible?

God forgive you people

1. I have no pastor
2. I have been reading that bible book since I was a teenager
3. It has never done anything to me, so any person reading that portion of the bible and claims an er.ec.tI.o.n is simply indisciplined and should not ascribe his/her depravity to that portion of the bible.
4. The bible is still inspired of God and all the portions remain holy and instructive.

Yomieluv: Sunday's clothing is usually Native,which is not ideal weekdays.

Spot on. And this not rocket science, so I find it incomprehensible to rationalize the post. I am so vexed.

Sicozone: I've always wondered,people do have their selection of dresses to church. There are some cloth you see christians put on during workdays and you'll never see them putting it on on a sunday and vice versa,i remember when i was young,when i put on a particular clothe on a week day,my mum will say its a sunday clothe and that i should change it,i've been wondering are there really any differences?..... Your opinion NLers....Thanks

This topic is so irrelevant. To my mind, if you work from Monday to Friday, or go to school Monday to Friday, or even go to the market, farm, or you are a mechanic that works Monday to Friday, will it be reasonable to wear the same set of cloths classified as it were for workdays to church or wherever in double hell you go to on Sunday's? And you expect answers or comments and contributions abi? Go get a life.....

This topic is so irrelevant. To my mind, if you work from Monday to Friday, or go to school Monday to Friday, or even go to the market, farm, or you are a mechanic that works Monday to Friday, will it be reasonable to wear the same set of cloths classified as it were for workdays to church or wherever in double hell you go to on Sunday's? And you expect answers or comments and contributions abi? Go get a life.....

[quote author=Omo_Tier1]Akwa a hospitality centre? To Sidon for one corner jor . We make bold by posting pictures of development in Edo, Lagos, Ogun, Oyo,Eikit, Osun, etc. Can you also do the same by posting pictures of development of Akwa, Asaba? When it come to edifices, I will post just one house in Benin that forever will be a dreamland for any of your towns in SE! Is it onitsha where five people will own one building or is it Akwa where six people share three floors of a single building?

I dare you, make bold your statement and show us pictures of development in those dens of robbers and bastion of criminality you made mention of! WE ARETHE HEART BEAT OF NATION.... get over it..will you [/quote]Bros, I lay no claim to the SE being more beautiful than Edo or Benin City. However the truth remains that Edo kingdom or Benin City still has a large number of those old red mud walled buildings. These may have historical antecedents and heritages being protected, but the fact remains that those vestiges are still there. I drive through Benin often, visit for weekends and move around town. If you are in doubt, go towards the market side where we have the bus park....Bob Izua that goes to Warri/Sapele, or go towards okhoro road and poultry, you will fear and respect antiquity.

ezotik: kidnapping is the only thing i will not give Benin a pass for. every other thing dey kamkpe. at least, in Nigerian terms.

Traveling some 2years ago with my parents, I pulled over somewhere in the outskirts just about 5 minutes before entering the town so that my mom could ease herself and for that matter my dad too. This rickety cab just pulled up and started making trouble for us asking why I should ever park on the road. It was rather late for me to have realized they planned to rob me while claiming to be local govt workers. Wisdom came into play, I offered them a handy N200 and my ATM cards, telling them I was going to pick cash inside town, they knew the implications of following me when they saw the stickers and other paraphernalia around me. Just about the same period, those thieves that throw things on the road to stop vehicles all in a bid to rob them in the name of local govt levies had severally tried to obtain from me.

My point? Oshio baba should also look at how best to curb the menace of these his criminals. Copying from Fashiola who has almost driven most of the criminals out of the roads. Breakdown on third mainland no longer carries with it a heart attack on the consequences of vandals.

Beyond the crime level, I think oshiomole is trying.

exxell: As we join Christians in the celebration of Easter, may we truly reflect on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus; The Christ, who peregrinated this incarnation as an exempli gratia of self abnegation, puritanical excrescence, spartan discipline, mental magnitude, hierophantic candour and altruistic effusions,qualities which have become a desiderata for national resurgimento.

https://www.facebook.com/patrick.obahiagbon.3

The Prof Is Back... The grammatical architect of our time. This his Eeaster message is worthy of reflection and practice... That is if Nigerians will leave the grammatical verbosity and read in between the lines

Which school sef this man attend? Does he just spew out this grammar or he takes time to write his speech down, memorize and then deliver. I trip for him ooo

Nigeria, sorry Nairaland, I hail thee. This made front page abi? God dey watch una....##

38? Ok wey dem gals, we need to equal and overtake this record.....start lining up jor.......

[quote author=black_beau]How much were you paid to say this and by who? If the Igbos were not the target,why didn't they bomb the mosque,where we know they have 85% hausa people there.[/quote]Ok. You are very brilliant. So the direct opposite of being Igbo is Hausa, hence if you do not bomb the motor park, the only other place to bomb is the mosque? A few problems with you, pick one......

You are underaged
You are a numbskull
You think through your pus.sy
You typed with a dic.k in your mouth or
All of the above

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Ibos and cowardice. . . .well,they inherited it from their grand-daddy.


Just like the way Oju-iku ran way in the heat of the war.[/quote]And Diya wept at the foot of Mustapha using his tears to wash his feet for the sake of dear life. Diy a was a General in the army. Cowardly Yoruba General, at least Ojukwu was no where near being a General

cyrielo: just goto settings u will see factory and data reset remember to backup ur file before resetting or while ur fine is switched off press the power button and the volume up button simultaneously

Thanks man, I sorted it out and I am back on track

Interestingly in your write-up, you did not address the real issue.....the dislike of his parents. Whether he loves you or not, if his parents dislike you, you are on a long thing. No one says you will not be able to marry him, but honestly those guys will make life miserable for you. And if God wan catch you, let anything untowards happens to the guy, headache oo, loss of job oo, any turn of event will be attributed to you.

Yes i think it is scary to imagine that you will spend the rest of your life with just one person, but hey, if its gotta be done at all, do it. Listening to all manner of advise and suggestions will further throw you into the deep end, take a decision and move on with it. Life is short, make the best of it. At 27, you are growing, dont wait till you start singing 'I am married to Jesus, Satan leave me alone...'

Ngwakwe: His advisers would has advise him to resign, rather they were urging him to defend the indefensible.

He is just a learner in the Act of Corruption.

Engaging in corruption directly by himself instead of using proxies (Political Job men).

With this level of skills, why are we hoping that things will ever change in 9ja. Omo, see Ph.d in corruption with empasis on tif and cover tracks.....Bros i hail ooo, double tuale for you

jackbauersballs: lol

In 2002 my entire street went up in arms the day the Aboki tried to retaliate, after the OPC had destroyed them at Oko-Oba abbatoir.

The marauding aboki turned back.

Go to new oko-oba and ask, the environment stank for days with the number of Aboki corpses littered.

We Yoruba are proud and fearsome warriors, we do not runaway in our wives blouses when attacked.

We get busy.

Like Diya crying and begging a junior officer (Mustapha) to spare his life. very fearsome warriors indeed.

cyrielo: /ok how did you do it then.. cos i contacted them they said i should do a factory reset which i already did

You were able to do a factory reset on the infinix? Could you please talk me through how you managed because I could not. I don't claim to be very knowledgeable or techy. I plan to go to computer village tomorrow to sort it out, I believe they should be able to do it.

careytommy: is this senility or what?
continue waiting for govt instead of taking proactive measures

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Was this read or paraphrased for you? Did you not see the last part of the write-up? or you were in such a hurry to claim first position

Make them come, we dey wait. Na today.

prem love: Milk industry

Milk industry with NAFDAC number....suck and quench....

I did not see the tweet, so it changeth nothing. Next please...