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Do you people now see why i hold that Stanbic IBTC lady that knocked one LASTMA out in high esteem? Truth is if you dont kill them, they will kill you, so why wait to be killed by them?

y'all giving thumbs up to this intended banning of smoking in public places. my question, what is teh definitin of a public place? Legally that is.

Where....On top of my bed. How? .....the fork sealed it up for us, any more questions?

Another dummy on the loose.

Seen.

Oho, so they are coming ehn, i see!!!

Eneze1: this story sounds somehow, was she aware that the said customer is coming to withdrew that kind of money that day or the customer as already informed her ahead of his intention to withdrew the money, because there must be a timeline between when the money is collected and she contacting her guys.

If we have a discussion that you will be coming on Monday to withdraw N5m, i will keep my 'boys' on standby the whole day just in case you come in a shade earlier or later. N5m is mega in any currency of the world.

lightheart: So it is safe to assume that the banker had a fore knowledge of the customer's intention to withdraw 5M on the said date?? *just wondering*

E get as d tori b sha

Dimwitted dummy, for that amount of cash withdrawal, it is conventional to call and inform your account officer that you will be making such a huge withdrawal so that amongst other things, they will arrange the best denominations that will be convenient for you. While i am not saying that this story is true, you do not just dismiss it with a wave of the hand

blaqoracle: you are a dreamer. you Think that nigeria can stand the french in war. Nigeria Being Able To Beat France In A Friendly football match is different ballgame. are You Even Sure Nigeria Can Fight a prolonged war against cameron? imagin You Want Fight a country that has nuclear power; air power, advanced military power, intelligence power, and also a member of NATO. maybe You Don't Know The Charter of nato. with Comment Posted by nigerians in nairaland, it will be suicidal for nigeria to embark on any form of external aggression. this New Generation Of Nigerians display an unforgiveable level of unpatrotism. remember The Biggest threat in any aggressive campaign is the fear of saboteur.

You must be thinking from ur a.nus. How does a war with Cameroun if it ever happens amount to fighting France and by extension NATO. You just open that rotten pipe of yours and spew garbage. Eediot.

Dignitary: Guess u don't know that their air force is almost at par with the US! During the Lybian Arab spring, the fighters severally begged France to assist them with their 'birds'. Don't joke wiv France...!!!

We can overrun Cameroun and put a military base there. In this era, countries do not just fly into another sovereign territory and start fighting their wars, it could at most be done surreptitiously. At any rate, with what we have, we can hold the fort and if France chooses to join fray, who says we cannot persuade other countries to support us militarily? At most we give them a bit of our oil. America will be very willing to support that cause provided there is oil in the offing, and if Nigeria wants to make anything out of that land, they should explore the window now open or forever leave it to Cameroun. It is however a huge shame that again we have displayed embarrassing act of cowardice.

naptu2: Any country that is not satisfied with the ruling of the ICJ can appeal to the UN Security Council I'm not sure, but I think they have to appeal within 10 years.

I read recently where the NBA highlighted that Nigeria had an opportunity within a limited time frame within which to go back to the same court that gave the judgment, with fresh facts, to review the case. I am not aware whether this unsolicited advice is being paid any heed. My thinking is that Nigeria can still represent fresh facts and while the case is being reviewed, militarize the bakassi location. Besides, if Nigeria had been any serious, it could have refused to abide by the judgment of the ICJ and nothing unto wards would have happened. How many UN resolutions have been flouted by Israel yet nothing has happened to them, except as someone hinted earlier, it may just be that this portion of Nigeria was sold for cash by Obasanjo. Sadly no one is looking at the plight of the people now yanked off from the ancestral home and history they have ever known, it's not even as if Cameroun is excited about having them there, the subject of interest to them is just the oil. It's sad and sucks to be a Nigerian at a time such as this.

Siena: Not sure how the Crypto codes work in BMW's. But I do know that Audi, Mercedes-Benz, Volkswagen and Porsche use Rolling Codes. Which means the code generated by the key fob is different with each ignition cycle. And the RFID signal to lock and unlock the door is different with each press of the button. Unless BMW is running Static Code (which I find hard to believe) the tools currently available commercially will be useless.

Audi have gone further, in addition to Rolling Codes, with Fingerprint Recognition. The owner's finger, thumb or both are programmed when the car is ordered from new. Without this print, the car ain't starting.

I wonder what year of BMW are being stolen by the codes being read? As far as I'm aware, the code readers pick up RFID signals for locking and unlocking the car, very different to the Crypto Transponder (TX) that the IMMO (RX) reads from the Crypto chip in the base of the key fob.

Can u break this down?

There is no Abu Qaqa, it's a pseudonym by any and all BH memers who are lettered enough to lay claim to it. SSS should wisen up. Was there ever a Gbomo Jomo in MEND?

yemi2plus2: Since feb. 2012 na now una post am 2 front page

Everything i have heard and everything i have told to babes had been lies. There have been no major lies, all of the lies have been MEGA; and still counting

mkmyers45: I am asking kindly..WHO wrote the book of Job and when?

I will give you a response tomorrow after some research as i expect further questions that may arise from here

tobechi20: Do u think that science is more accurate than bible?

Science supports the bible in quite a number of ways, check out the Book of Isaiah where it had been noted since aeons that the world is spherical, it took years for science to come to that realization. Look up the book of Ecclesiastis for proof of the water circle. There are several of such prrofs and but for time, i could write a lot more on those.

hardbody: the SSS is not smart at all. There is no spokesperson at all. It is like in the days of the wars in the creeks of niger delta, any of those guys could go on air and claim the general name of the supposed spokes person. In reality, there is no spokes person, just confirm the specific person you have arrested and hope that the person is substantial enough in the hierarchy to make some sense. It is sad and unfortunate that these guys keep playing games and our security apparatii are falling for it. I wish them goodluck sha, as for me, i have since resigned to fate. If they are able to help a quicker disintegration of the polity, the better for me, until it happens, i am watching with keen interest

^^^ the name for the mend guys used to be Gbomo Jomo. A faceless person that could be any one ofth emend guys. SSS wise up joor.

the SSS is not smart at all. There is no spokesperson at all. It is like in the days of the wars in the creeks of niger delta, any of those guys could go on air and claim the general name of the supposed spokes person. In reality, there is no spokes person, just confirm the specific person you have arrested and hope that the person is substantial enough in the hierarchy to make some sense. It is sad and unfortunate that these guys keep playing games and our security apparatii are falling for it. I wish them goodluck sha, as for me, i have since resigned to fate. If they are able to help a quicker disintegration of the polity, the better for me, until it happens, i am watching with keen interest

I have met both and scaled through on several occasions. However, with benefit of hindsight, i think the females are generally less objective and more easily swayed. The toughest interview i attended (so far the last) was for a very high position, actually senior executive management position, i was not prepared for that interview because i could not even decode the industry, there was a lady and a gentleman, after the psychometric test that qualified me to face the panel, it was hell as teh man asked all the toughest questions and the lady was just helping to add up stuff when she felt i was making good effort. Needless to say, i left the interview knowing i wasnt landing the job and sure as hell i did not. If i had faced only that lady, i swear i would have gotten that job and heck, it was a juicy shiit. I missed it though.

Clemzy16: I'll Prefer A Female Interviewer. Reason being that, i'm good looking and charming. Wouldn't be a bad thing if i give her some eye reaction.(Not everybody working today really have the qualifications, the looks is attached to it.) Ladies love guys that can sweep them off their feet. Especially when you are in the same company.

Bros no be curse, you go teyyy for job market, guess why?, you have all the wrong attitude and reasons for wanting a job in teh first place

cogitoErgo: Y on earth is coolFM andothers in Kano fo Christ sake? I think all modern institutions should vacate that part of the country.

Well said. I find it extremly difficult to sympathize with southerners caught in ant melee up country. Considering they choose to be Haram in everything, let them be. there should be no PHCN, no GSM, no radio, nothing western whatsoever. Since they prefer to live in teh dark ages and turn to cave men, they should be encouraged.

I understand there has been a lot of misconception as to why my name is not on the list and others have been wondering whether i have fallen out with Jona boy. Please let me set the records straight, i decided that i am not going to be stranded in Abuja since no accommodation or chartered flight was being made available, besides, i have since taken advise from my family and community that the class of people being honoured presently do not deserve to share the honour with me, hence the need for me to decline the offer. To my teeming fans, please do not misunderstand my actions, i intend to uphold the trust that you have always reposed in me.

Moukafoam: Why are guys always after what's under? Is the two antena untop not enough?

Talkikng about ex, any guy u see arround his ex is looking for something else

Will you rather avail the antennae at the expense of what is under?, if yes, you have yourself a deal

ATMC: @hardbody what said okafor's law

It goes like this, once two parties have phocked, there is always a possibility of phocking again provided there is consent between the phocker and the phocke . That is Okafor's law paraphrased

eduson44: i need another ban seun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
madam,abeg mix,yam and akamu,
add kpomo and okproko.pour kunu join am.
spray some stew on top if possible.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy why are u like this, instead of going from thread to thread pleading to be banned, how about you just get ur wrinkled ar.se out of NL and spare all of us this nuisance. Ediett

berem: me sef! Can't remember the last time I went to church! Its been years though.if I wanna pray to God,I do it in my house period!

Let us rekindle your interest in church. Let's go today

I virtually attend to satisfy my family. I have always seen hypocrisy across ALL the supposed men of God from Tubercolsis Joshua to Dandy boy Chris Oyakhilome, down to Mike Okonkwo and Ashimolowo, there are all show men and con artistes, but I wont say this to my family. Let Everyman decode and decide when the reality hits them hard. I believe in God though.

Aim in touch with most of my Ex's via BB, Skype, phone calls, the net, etc. One common thread that runs through all these chats is that they want us to get down to phocking again. It's probably safest to keep them at arms length except you want to comply with Okafor's law.

How about the US just close down permanently and go home? Must they be everywhere? Is there anything they forgot in Nigeria that they want to take. I believe in Africa for Africans, enough of all these their 'nose in the air' attitude. Who even needs America? The eediots themselves are relying on China for economic survival. Humongous fwools.

werepeLeri: its just plain stoopidity the way most of them use their brain.

And you certainly represent the worst....

lurkee: at its pubic hair.

U r so phocked up, lol, where did u see the pubic hair?

@post....This is what I need after my recent invasion by the 'fine boy's