₦airaland Forum

nasiest:
This kind of ref that won't allow me complete my brutality self. We will all be alright jare

Brutality for exhibition match, you go use style wicked oo. Clean tackles only, no punching below the belt

Na announcement of new recruitment go end everything las las. I have a very funny feeling it’d be announced this year

nasiest:
You mean you and your colleagues playing video games in your parents sitting room right? You think I'm jobless like you.Reality had hit you so hard that you no longer comes here to clown around and make a f**l of yourself abi? Go and suck mommy's breast junior!!!

dprsauce:
Sorry to leak this secret, I'm a beneficiary, among others, to your mommy breast. Though auctioned.

Parents have worked hard to bring us thus far. Please clean tackles only: no calling Mommy/Daddy names and no punching below the belt....

NB: As Tata don sell all the slots finish, clean mouth. lets all enjoy the trend for as long as we can, when we tire everybody go find their square-root.

Ahn ahn acts like this need to be exposed and shamed

Their management should see this and flush out the bottleneck(s) [be it human beings or process]. Its bad enough that our public sector is malfunctioning but when private sector starts dancing to the same drum we are heading for disaster.

This needs to be seen, so many bad reviews from Dangote yet they are always top 10 on Top 100 best companies to work in Nigeria, i honestly don’t understand it

Cc: davide470
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lebron7:
Mumu
Have you watched it?

Lmao you are being told the truth and you are still calling someone more knowledgeable than you “mumu”, now who is the real mumu here.

Look for the original video and see for yourself

cRobo:
What's her gain now

Cardi B was at the event and the twerker won about $5,000 or was it 10k dollars, i can’t remember now.

$5,000 - $10,000 was her gain for her madt twerking skills

Mywd:
This is a lady who wanted to impress by twerking with her head faced down but ended up killling herself...

What will she tell God??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXnqZLqyOr4

It’s because of people like this we should pass the fake news bill, @OP is a lair from the pit

This was a Twerking competition featured on HipHop world, the babe in question didn’t break her neck (would everyone in the video be jubilating with her for breaking her neck ).

She stood up afterwards to collect her cash prize,Post link to the full video and stop being dirty lair.

peepydelano:
Marvel is still here bro, though people are insinuating that one certain TeddyX is marvel

Hahahahaha this man you are very wise.

I see your point, it’s feasible though. He could have used Marvel moniker to deceive us and stop protests etc that would put sand-sand inside his garri when critical moment don pass he changes to TeddyX to tell us the truth say all na wash

Well sha, Judgement day everybody must stand before baba God. Marvel no lay-lay we go dey see, make we see your leg near Heaven

peepydelano:
marvel is still here with a different username.Believe me.

Lool I don’t except less, na hin way

peepydelano:
only marvel japa,xtruzz still dy kom peep sometimes.

Trust me Pa Peepydelano. What this young boy can see standing ontop of an Iroko tree, an old man sitting down on a stool cannot see

Wawu

I talk am, once this matter pass December 2019...... 2 seconds into the new year Marvel and Xtruzz don japaa leaving all men to their dreams of second batch

There is God oooo

johnkey:
Poor people shouldn't even have kids, bringing innocent souls into the world to suffer them.

Bro this is my stance, couple struggling to eat one good meal a day having no business with having children.

pansophist:
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Ultimately, the difference between the rich and the poor is their mindset. A rich person going for a broke woman is like throwing foods to hungry fish, you will be devoured. While the smart one realizes to leave poor people alone and let them date each other, it seems they understand themselves better. Different mindset.

So on point, you couldn’t have said it any better �

biddostandard:
i knw this will come from a lady,so the gal no fit hustle for their future as the guy instead she is waiting for greener pasture if im the guy i will dump her poor ass

Your head get there.

I had a serious conversation with my mum some time ago and she frankly told me to not to propose marriage to a girl that does not have a reasonable means of livelihood and is from a poor home (numerous siblings etc).

The advice caught me off-guard, when she would done explaining herself; brother you would run from broke babes from desolate homes when you hear her points

The road to poverty is a down-spiral, if the babe is waiting for you to blow/land a juicy job first and she is not ready to work for her own financial stability cut her off!

Apeshy101:
"I'm Not Ready To Suffer A Second Time" What Does it Mean When A Lady Says This?

My friend has been down since yesterday.

He was talking over the phone with his girlfriend friend, in the course of the discussion, he chipped in marriage to the girl.

The girl stylishly told him "she was not ready to suffer a second time".

They both laughed over it then.

Both the guy and babe are from poor backgrounds but the guy is gradually hitting it steadily recently (though he has kept this from the girl)

I don't even know put this to the guy as he seams hurt by the statement.

Me: "It's nothing, just a way to "ginger" you to hustle or you want make she come your house come suffer"?

Guy is seeing things from a different angle.

Your guy has good instincts, you’d better advise him to let this one go and get himself someone that is ready to build with him.

Instead of a girl that is looking to reap where she or her family members did not sow. There are alot of great men that had next to nothing when they married their wives.

Marvel68:

We shall find out soon.

After two years, I am praying to God you are right this time. Me sef don tire.

Once I collect APL I go send one crate of stout to your side, your work for here no easy at all

iman62588:
my guy u funny ooo...hope dey na abi ?

Brother na very small hope remain. This 2nd list boys never sure but there is very high probability it is still man-know-man.

Una wey dey shout for information are not even taking advantage of it, some info Xtruzz dropped in times past; there are people that took advantage of it to find their way. They are made last minute arrangements and are patiently waiting for the list to drop (that is if they have not collected APL already and they no wan loud am).

Once this year pass, na to carry my kaya comot from here before Marvel kee me with beans

Marvel68:
Yet, you keep coming back to the same restaurant

Looooool Marvel tell us what is inside this your beans

I have never been one of your customers, I was one of those praying you kept your word those moments you served us hot beans and say you’d disappear afterwards, only for you to rebirth with more coolers of beans as if your life depended on it

it’s so illogical. Just look at Iman, he woke up early morning and his first task of the day is to come here asking for beans haba

Wa-lie, Marvel whoever sent you suppose know say you don try

Hammer2019:
Lolz. So technically speaking, list never finish

Na tupac shakur still dey run show?

Who is the latest informant cooler of beans distributor now?

Lmao

You should find the distributor(s) easily by going through the last three pages. It seems there would be a beans convention very soon, from the way the clouds are gathering

The people have eaten the same beans for over two years, they kept eating while hundreds of people collected their APLs through the back-door yet they are still here clamoring for more beans

iman62588:
This place is damn silent.. Miss Tamihawwt, we need ur update pls. .I believe your posting right is installed today

Can’t you people just enjoy the silence, all the cho-cho-cho what has come out of it. Take action mba, but you guys prefer cho-cho-cho that would extend into years. Bro chill mehn.

@Humanity1491 I no wan see your leg for here . It’s about time we enjoy resounding silence.

chinchum:
@ butterscotch92
Men are wired on the average differently than women, especially African men. I always laugh at those ladies who are always quick to say their friends are all male who they confide in. Men are hunters , and the animalistic nature in an average man is hidden and can show up anytime, like a domesticated lion or tiger. Take note, some men animalistic nature are not domesticated, they are wild as it can get. One day, a domesticated lion can choose to eat up its owner. The Man is nice enough to "forgive" you , but he won't be able to forget , hence why he has called off the relationship.

I can imagine the phletora of feelings you were having while you were cheating with the married man, it must be a mix of Raw guilt, sexual tension release, emotional succour, feeling attractive and revenge..... That can be very deceptive. I can also imagine the man sweettalking you and and telling you he doesn't know what came over him, but he has a strong attraction for you and possibly added the fact that he wished you were his wife . that right there is a well used line by men for "formatting" ladies to stop having sense.

[bI didn't see any remorse in you for one particular reason. You kept an open line of communication with the man after the escapades.,][/b] even after you and your boyfriend were back from the rough patch...He ought to have been completely blocked with no access to you. in fact the open access you gave the married cheat fueled your ex suspicion. Your ex was right. He did the right thing by cutting off the relationship. Learn from this and MOVE ON.

Brother it is not even IT IS ALMOST LIKE, the “foolish” (yes, foolish) lady is actually mocking the man .

Even the bible sights fornication as a valid reason for one to put away his wife. Here she is not even once or twice, I read four times somewhere i just hope it is not true that my eyes are paining me .

@butterscotch92 Be ready for a climb on Mount Impossible, cuz everytime he looks at you that all he would remember. The betray of trust, he has forgiven you but you haven’t given him enough reason to trust you (you still keep him as a friend? Lmao). Harddiskng reading this doesn’t trust you talk-less of the man you are supposed to share a bed with every night. The most private thing in this life went public and you think he should accept you back and move on? Joke of the year

You have your work cut out for you. Godspeed.

I have waited for this for so long. If you must cook-up a lie you better have a fool-proof story to back-up your claims

anonymmous:
Okay Sir.
By the end of 2nd week of November, you will hear another story from the same producers.
Mark my words.
Good day.

Hmm

Respect55:
Believe me they won't kill this guy

Your head dey there. Sadly thats Naija for you.

When pictures of him carrying bible surfaced, I knew there was a powerful invisible political hand plotting his release.

anonymmous:
LOL. I have seen this movie before. By the 1st-2nd week of November, a sequel to this will be released by the same producer. I can bet my life on it.
WATCH OUT!!!!

Lool

Nay. Don’t wager your precious life. Believe it or not, this is the final installment and Oluwa is involved

Ritzy10:
A suspected thief, Uchenna Ebube has been nabbed after he allegedly abandoned his mission by watching a couple making love in their apartment.

A very unprofessional thief

Gabson001:
Act like he's dead bro

I have elder bro that ask me

"what do you want" whenever I call him

Family is just a name

I've learnt to live like am the only person on earth


#peace

Ten over Ten!

You said it all. The Op family should call a family meeting and discuss their expectations with him. If he listens fine, if he doesn’t; make everybody go hustle and leave him be. Act like he’s dead.

Remember when a similar matter was brought before Jesus what was his reply:

Luke 12:16 Then he said to them, "Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; life does not consist in an abundance of possessions.”

Call a family meeting, if he doesn’t listen. Nobody should have anything to do with him again for any reason!

I have no idea about what’s cooking at DPR but the site is displaying error 403 “Access is denied” and not error 404 “Not found” which could have had me worried.

From the looks of it, Error 403 means our permission to view the requested site has been revoked (so give or take the site is still available), whether its temporal or permanent lets wait till Monday. Though I have a strong feeling the outcome would be positive.

salam8528:
what species of animal are u in the zoo?

I am a Lion

Basilekeh:
Nawa o...why asked a contract staff that has worked close to 5 years for you to write an exam again like a fresher...if the person is not productive on the job you can lay the person off...if the person is productive you retain the person...so after close to 5 years for them and giving them the best...because I could not pass an exam I will be laid off...and then they go out and search for replacement contract staff.....if those guys sacked where not productive the bank would have sent them back to the outsourcing firm they came from... After 4 years someone will write exam again...for confirmation... Its not fair...its time the contract stuff is scrapped....

I think most times we just forget to be Human. After over 5 years of working with an organization, it is a computer based test that is needed to validate their full-time staff status

What happened to their appraisals, why were they not let go well before now if they were found to be inadequate in their respective capacities.

Sigh

askibee:
Wetin this one dey talk?

That girl looks delirious and in need of psycho-medical attention but was almost lynched where one would have thought to find a high concentration of enlightened minds.

That happened in Unilag, what can we expect in a remote slum elsewhere in Lagos

Must the first response always be violence followed by a sequence of actions that show an abnormal level of religious bias.

I really starting to believe that even our citadels of learning are helpless against the preconditioning of an average Zoogerian smh

The prices of some items here ehn. Nigerians have no joy