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Christianity Etc › Re: First Fruit Time Is Here! by Heavance(m): 10:05am On Jan 28, 2018
PrecisionFx:
""If you decide to keep it , you will ruin your life""



Dangote, JackMa n Mark zuckerberg have kept their tithe n first fruit from God...



Won't u like ur life to be ruined like theirs? grin.
I just don't understand Nigeria's Christianity.
Christianity Etc › Re: First Fruit Time Is Here! by Heavance(m): 10:03am On Jan 28, 2018
ProPastorChris:
If you decide to keep it , you will ruin your life. [/i]
The main lyrics of threat.....






Let's preach love, peace and the most important things.

Romance › Re: My Girl Is Having A Side Nigga (see How I Caught Her) by Heavance(m): 9:41am On Jan 28, 2018
HARDLABOR:
Are you in the relationship with us to know that we've not discussed it huh
Just an observation, don't take it personal.

Romance › Re: My Girl Is Having A Side Nigga (see How I Caught Her) by Heavance(m):
Funny thing we always hear guys say is "this is the girl I plan to marry"......
but they have hardly talked about the future with such lady, we only get to know on social media.

Celebrities › Re: Dorcas Fapson: Adekunle Gold, Simi, Adewale Adeleke Proved How Stupid They Are by Heavance(m): 7:20pm On Jan 27, 2018
Simi just shot herself on the leg... Jejely, she just fell off the ladder
Christianity Etc › Re: 19 Manipulative Tactics Nigerian Pastors Use To Collect Money By Aroms Aigbehi by Heavance(m): 10:34pm On Jan 26, 2018
Na wetin pastor Adeboye do you?

Romance › Re: 'No Man Should Engage Me With N20k Ring, Else I Will Use It To Stoned You'-lady by Heavance(m): 2:24pm On Jan 24, 2018
donstan18:
The best way to propose to this kind of lady is to impregnate her, she'll start begging you after 2 months to follow her to her village anyhow anyhow, even if na 2 bottles of "kai kai" u carry go...she go appreciate

Politics › Re: Voted For Buhari, But Regretting It Now? Fall In by Heavance(m): 9:13am On Jan 24, 2018
luvinhubby:
Trying to lie to one's self is okay, at least it will make you feel good.

The question here is all about choices, trying to justify one wrong choice of yesterday with current realities of today is self-deceit to say the least.
The only grouse of the bigots against GEJ was his perceived stance against cooruption and that was the premise upon which Buhari was heralded into Aso rock and they failed, till date, to sincerely own up that our federation is so poorly structured that corruption will always thrive, but the bigots choose to blame a person instead of the system for our state of affairs and corruption.

I voted GEJ in 2015, because, objectively, he had a better approach to governance than was canvassed by Buhari then and those of you that labelled him a failure to vote in a perpetual failure have being shown to be bigger failures themselves.



But sha........Sai baba till 2023.
You all want to kill me with laughter

Sports › Re: Woman Spreads Her Wrapper For Drogba To Walk On After He Built School, He Dances by Heavance(m): 8:27pm On Jan 23, 2018
EarthXmetahuman:
Nigerians would rather build church for their people.
Ahhhh... Some will back it up in a very silly manner...
Forgetting the importance if education.
Even if their church builds it, can it be as affordable as the one Drogba built?
George Weah didn't just contest and win, he was a clear favourite since he contested against Sirleaf, and he never neglected feeding the hungry people in Liberia, buying the national kit for them to play at the Nations cup.
Romance › Re: MC Boki, MC Makopolo, Sophia Allison: Behind Videos Of Ladies Proposing by Heavance(m): 4:50pm On Jan 23, 2018
MensesDoctor:
I still submit that there is something wrong in a woman proposing to a woman. It is unafrican and odd. Any man that agrees to it has lost it.
e reach proposal, and it is unafrican

If e reach to be African with women, they will tell men to be civilized again.

What shall men do now?

Politics › Re: President Buhari Reveals His Focus In 2018 by Heavance(m): 3:43pm On Jan 23, 2018
If you know you are one of those that keep saying we should leave our pastors to God, please don't comment.
I see no reason why some people question Buhari's admin, and will be quick to say they leave whatever their pastor is doing with fund, to God.
If you can leave your pastor to God, please leave Buhari to God too, let God judge..... shikena
let's not unconsciously become hypocrites of the highest order
Politics › Re: Williams Oluwatoyin, RCCG Pastor: "I Will Vote Buhari, Over And Over Again" by Heavance(m): 9:57am On Jan 23, 2018
Truly, Buhari is in a class of his own, like he said.

same Buhari that Fela told us about in the 90's, and our pastors couldn't see what an elderly Fela saw....
Later they will be insulting Fela, who happens to be a better prophet.
Crime › Re: Slay Queen Curses Yahoo Boys For Using Her Friend "Classic White" For Ritual by Heavance(m): 9:23am On Jan 23, 2018
Geestunnar:
Her grammar is enough to even kill someone.


So she even has the guts to say sh1t about their benefactors

Christianity Etc › Re: Free The Sheeple Movement Got To Church Leaders In Nigeria. My Experience by Heavance(m): 8:49am On Jan 23, 2018
felixomor:
How do you know that Jesus wont have driven Bentley or any of those cars?
See,
If you want to ask for financial accountability, thats a different topic.

Dont confuse things up. Bentley, Ferrari etc was not made for only demons to drive.

Celebrities › Re: "Jim Iyke, Go And Marry" - Man Tells Actor. He Replies by Heavance(m): 3:48pm On Jan 22, 2018
jayson87:
Jim Iyke is an unfortunate fellow, no wonder Nadia Buari used and dumped his silly ass. I see who has the erectile dysfunction. His manndingo could not function in Nadia's punnani, sad to say this guy was busy parading Nadia everywhere fucccin where, while the girl was getting a good dicckin on the side from a real man

Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Celebrates As UNIBEN Revokes The Registration Of Campus Fellowship by Heavance(m): 12:04pm On Jan 22, 2018
richardddon:
Personally, I think it's a positive development. We have become too religious it's high time this was done in every university. Thanks to DaddyFreeze for sharing this info.
The worst thing is that, we are not aware we are becoming too religious without progress.
Christianity Etc › Re: Tithe: Can A Mature Christian Please Explain This Part Of The Bible About Tithe by Heavance(m): 12:17pm On Jan 21, 2018
lawrenzoo:
Which are?
Righteous living, loving our neighbors, obeying the commandments.
Celebrities › Re: What If We Give Our First Fruit To Our Parents? - Uti Nwachukwu, Daddy Freeze by Heavance(m): 10:35am On Jan 21, 2018
KushyKush:
Forget the Bible. Only a fool will honor his pastor without doing 10x better to his parents.

I read a thread where a nairalander was thanking God for securing a job then one fool posted "Don't forget your first fruit" undecided

As if the pastor gave a fück about him when he was Jobless. As if the pastor fed him and gave him cash when he was searching for job all around Lagos.

Your daddy GO was giving me words of encouragement whenever I am depressed about lack of income?

Your daddy GO was the one waking up in the middle of the night to pray for me?

Your daddy GO paid my school fees for 4 years?

Many Nigerians will not succeed because they worship men not God.




What do you mean by "Belongs to God"?

The money you give to your pastors is spent by God?

The same money your pastors use to by cars and secure tickets to spend holidays in Dubai?

The same money your pastors use to buy 4m Gucci shoes meanwhile your mother doesn't have a single cloth worth 50k in her wardrobe?

The myopic you don't know the ONLY THING God needs from humans is our worship and dedication.

I hate to break this to you...but your parent deserve a better child than you. smiley
I owe you a cold bear o....
Do you know many people can't give their parents meaningful thing in a month, but are so happy to throw cash to their pastors (they will say they are appreciating him) and they forget the struggles of their parents since they were born.
Naija ehn
Christianity Etc › Re: Tithe: Can A Mature Christian Please Explain This Part Of The Bible About Tithe by Heavance(m): 9:45am On Jan 21, 2018
lawrenzoo:
Deuteronomy 14: 22-28 NLT

“You must set aside a tithe of your crops—one-tenth of all the crops you harvest each year. Bring this tithe to the designated place of worship—the place the Lord your God chooses for his name to be honored—and eat it there in his presence. This applies to your tithes of grain, new wine, olive oil, and the firstborn males of your flocks and herds. Doing this will teach you always to fear the Lord your God. “Now when the Lord your God blesses you with a good harvest, the place of worship he chooses for his name to be honored might be too far for you to bring the tithe. If so, you may sell the tithe portion of your crops and herds, put the money in a pouch, and go to the place the Lord your God has chosen. When you arrive, you may use the money to buy any kind of food you want—cattle, sheep, goats, wine, or other alcoholic drink. Then feast there in the presence of the Lord your God and celebrate with your household. And do not neglect the Levites in your town, for they will receive no allotment of land among you. “At the end of every third year, bring the entire tithe of that year’s harvest and store it in the nearest town. Give it to the Levites, who will receive no allotment of land among you, as well as to the foreigners living among you, the orphans, and the widows in your towns, so they can eat and be satisfied. Then the Lord your God will bless you in all your work.
Deuteronomy 14:22‭-‬29 NLT
https://bible.com/bible/116/deu.14.22-29.NLT
Must every Sunday be about tithe talks?
Let's focus on the important things
Nairaland General › Re: Man Takes Selfie After Surviving A Ghastly Motor Accident. Photos by Heavance(m): 11:06pm On Jan 20, 2018
mayorall:
There's a level one hasn't gotten to spiritual realm And when you are faced with a higher principalities, you can call on the God of your father to come to your rescue. God will hear the voice of your spiritual father and not yours.

Romance › Re: Chidera Eggerue 'The Slumflower' On Saggy Boobs: "When Man Asks You Why Your.." by Heavance(m): 10:32pm On Jan 19, 2018
This one already lost the battle to a doll already (before the dolls got shipped to her country).
She has no point..

She is not married, and her Olympus has fallen yakata like that? (I can only see slippers o)
Abeg, no need to argue with a defeated pained lady.
Politics › Re: Aishatu Jibril Dukku: "Nigerians Eat Maggi So Much, That's Why We Are So Edgy" by Heavance(m): 12:09pm On Jan 19, 2018
omowolewa:
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Maggi is a brand name you know, I hope they make monies out of a case with you at court of law.
Thank you jare...
I still wonder why many educated people can't differentiate these things.
Every antiseptic is dettol, every seasoning is maggi, every Noddle is indomie, what is our problem for God sake?
Romance › Re: How The Sex Doll Works - PHOTO by Heavance(m): 7:48am On Jan 19, 2018
Many ladies are complaining indirectly, but they wake up daily to do this make-up which is on the doll's face.
problem dey o
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Man Buys ₦80,000 Sex Doll, Order Delivered Successfully (photos) by Heavance(m): 8:37pm On Jan 18, 2018
eezeribe:
Congratulations are in order for him... He has just rendered at least one female on earth utterly useless... # we stand with sex dolls 100%

Romance › Re: She's Tempting Me Or Am Having A Dirty Mind?? by Heavance(m): 2:40pm On Jan 18, 2018
ubunja:
fire her and get a decent respectful gal with manners.
she'll embarass you one day walking n@ked when you have important visitors.
AND NO NEVER FVCK HER. never ever ever desire her pvssy.once you fvck her you will be back to square zero: PAYING ALL RENT.she wont mind paying late,paying incomplete or even skipping rent altogether. and coz you fvcked her it would be impossible to throw her out just like that.she'll turn around and say you raped her.
i always avoid women in business.be it as a tenant or business partner.they are manipulative and will always take sexual advantage while ready to curse you should you look at her even in the smallest sexual way.
never rent a room out to a female again.never.deal with guys and save yourself a headache.

Romance › Re: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by Heavance(m): 4:20pm On Jan 17, 2018
I hope they can pay for the expenses that some ladies only know how to demand....
That's just the main thing many guys here complain about.
Romance › Re: Sex Doll Vs Human Woman ( The Overall Price Expenditure ) by Heavance(m): 1:15pm On Jan 17, 2018
hisinkship:
Women that are fighting for equality with men will soon calm down, they will be carrying banners "To Let for Free" "I need a Man, i will never nag again i promise"

But this things has its good sides and bad sides, by the time they release the Male Version man them don divide our world finish be that because, Now is the best time to end this nonsense,

When the male version come out it will be too late, we need to revolve for our perfect halves now oh because it might bounce back on us.
Women will use the anger of whatever we do to them now to take go out for the male version, them fit program the robot to fight real men self.

But the truth is that having dolls with Human Artificial Intelligence that have hands and legs are a big threat to our existence.

The Inventor can use it against the whole world, remember it is MAD Scientist that prompted this whole thing, so the MADNESS might bounce back on the whole Human Race because deploying dolls all over the world can be his tool to be used maybe 4-7 years from now just by activating one particular program (Example iRobot). psychologically look at the founders face in the attached pic, he has ulterior motives behind the creation of this dolls.

World be wise. But Naija Bad oh, we tend to turn everything to comedy serious issues na wa oh


Sign the PETITION to BAN it.
https://www.change.org/p/united-nations-stop-sex-robots-before-its-too-late
The male version should be able to complement ladies, and pay for many expenses guys here are complaining about.
Romance › Re: If You Won't Marry Her, Set Her Free! (a Must Read) by Heavance(m): 11:17am On Jan 17, 2018
This should go to both genders... No one is putting chain on another like a dog
Family › Re: I Would Divorce Her- My Wife Is Callous by Heavance(m): 8:44am On Jan 17, 2018
Adamrealman78:
After marrying a girl against my parents wishes, for 6yrs with no child. I have never, cursed, abused or beaten her. I pay for two houses, one in Abuja and Lagos cos I work in Abuja. I provide for the home and pay her allowance and pay all utilities. She has a shop in Lagos.

I found out that she is building a house without informing me. I knew she did this cos she thought my family would chase her for her childlessness. I confronted her and she denied it for 7months. Only to own up after her pastor scolded her.

She wanted me to give her 800k to roof the house which I obliged. I now tested her by telling her to lend me 20k to sort out a small issue, only for her to tell me she can't afford to, in spite of a balance of over 200k in her account.

I quietly left the house for my base in Abuja, she didn't even escort me out of the bedroom. My relationship with her is over.

MEN, any woman you sacrifice for and she can't do the same for you is not worth it.
Another wife is not the solution at this stage Sir, it looks like it is, but think deeper, and you will know it isn't.
The new one may turn out worse than you ever imagined...... You legal wife probably did all that, in order to have something to fall back on (based on experience with other women).
I won't advice a divorce, as I am not the one in putting on the shoe right now.... but you really need time to cool your head.
Why not try to address the issue of her inability to get pregnant, do everything to make her have your child, you both need to relax and be stress free, in other to get pregnant.
I just feel if she carries your child, she will feel secured with your name...... but for now, she probably wants to secure something for herself.

just my 2 cents
Family › Re: I Would Divorce Her- My Wife Is Callous by Heavance(m): 8:34am On Jan 17, 2018
Adamrealman78:
I see responses saying I feel hurt for not telling me about her project! Wrong, I am happy about her success, but when a woman you support to be a success uses your kindness to elevate herself and wants to run you into penury.be wise,at a time she borrowed 400k for a project and I ended paying the loan,I sold my old car,borrowed another 300k to meet her needs.As a rule to make her feel loved, I never for once in 6yrs requested what I wanted.I made sure my provision for her needs are what she wanted.just imagine, I lost my old job in 2014.even without a job,I sold my assets to take care of the home. After making sure I was broke, she would leave me in the house with N200 to eat till she came back from the shop. When God now gave me a federal appointment in Abuja, she told me to resign and come back to Lagos. This is just the tip of the iceberg, if I talk more.I would break the Internet.
Ehnnnn, you say wetin?
She told you to resign from federal whaaaat? Sir, please you need your peace of mind. Are some women this wicked and heartless?
So she will prefer you sitting jobless in Lagos, or with one 50k salary, while she is getting bigger than you.
Sir, you need whatever makes you happy, do whatever makes you happy, please.

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