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Politics › Re: Obi Recounts Last Week's Activities, Assures Nigerians Of His Commitment... by Hedonisco: 5:55pm On Aug 14, 2023
Charismatic107:
Why is this guy seeking social media validation at all cost, Must you tell us everything happening around you?
He isn't telling you, he is telling millions of his followers who are eagerly interested in his latest moves, and who rightly see him as their ONLY hope of having a decent, competent, relatable, people-centred leader installed in Aso Rock!

You repugnant beast of the lowest subhuman form should do well to occupy yourself with other useless matters that are important to worthless vermin like you.
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Protest: Security Watch On NLC, TUC Leaders by Hedonisco: 3:42pm On Aug 14, 2023
So you go use one hand flog pikin and at the same time use the other hand cover him mouth make he no cry?

Very useless BAT and useless and incompetent security operatives in a godforsaken country.
Politics › Re: Bernard Udemezue, Anambra Lawmaker Attends Sitting In Keke, Barred From Entry by Hedonisco: 10:46am On Aug 14, 2023
matm:
Commercial Keke being driven by a Keke operator? Not security wise to allow such into the complex.But if it were his own Keke or even bicycle being driven by him, he should be allowed.
You sound unreasonable and deluded. Commercial Keke is a security risk, but commercial taxis (Bolt Comfort, Uber X) are not? Commercial car hire services are not?

In the end, it is not about 'security' but about aesthetics and stereotypes.

This disdain for perceived signals of poverty in Nigeria is unfortunate.
Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu: The First Son Of Nigeria And His Security In Abuja by Hedonisco: 9:03am On Aug 14, 2023
Could that be Jabi Lake?

Meanwhile, all these conspicuous security that is meant more for crude show off than for actually efficiently protecting the target. Very incompetent set up.
Family › Re: How Some Men Package For Marriage And Deceive Women by Hedonisco: 5:13pm On Aug 12, 2023
She has no right to complain. She got played, let her not hate on the player... It is what it is.

What long throat cannot lead greedy people into does not exist.
Politics › Re: Emerging Facts: North Will Eventually Cry Blood Over Tinubu by Hedonisco: 5:48pm On Aug 11, 2023
The old fool would be disgraced out of office. Even the so-called Northerners can now see that his government is shaping up to be a Yoruba ascendancy matter. With the way Yorubas are prancing up and down, gloating like rabid dogs because they feel that they now own Nigeria.

It will all end in shame, and very abruptly. Sooner than later.
Agriculture › Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo To Plant 1 Million Palm Trees In South-East by Hedonisco: 5:55pm On Aug 10, 2023
Well, let them be useful for once.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Uche Aigbe Charged With Unlawful Possession Of AK-47 Rifle by Hedonisco: 5:50pm On Aug 10, 2023
One law, multiple arbitrary interpretations and applications. Story of Nigeria.

Nigeria's judicial system and general Rule of Law (or the lack thereof) is more anarchical, arbitrary and primitive than medieval Europe. God forbid.

Laws here, apart from being selectively applied, are selectively interpreted to persecute, discriminate, alienate, avenge, victimise, and operationalize ethnic and other parochial/sectional prejudices.

The country needs to implode and rise from its own ashes like a phoenix. It needs to start over. It needs a new incarnation, or multiple new concurrent incarnations. Tall dream, but that's the only way forward.
Business › Re: I Was Given N20,000 Only After I Returned 20million Naira Mistakenly Sent To Me by Hedonisco: 5:11pm On Aug 10, 2023
SalamRushdie:
This is the problem I have with Nigerian ,y'all too unrealistic, do you know what the 20 million is for ? Do you know 200k can affect whatever the 20 million is for ? Money that was sent in error suddenly you feeling entitled to part of it
Your comment is the problem with the typical detached and narcissistic 'privileged' Nigerian. Most of ya'll live in a silly bubble.

The money is for bla bla bla. But it is N20 million. Transfer that money erroneously to wrong person's account, and trust me, it is gone forever. And the recipient is gone too! If what the money was meant for is so important, well die then. Because even a kobo of it, you will NOT see! It is also some kind of 'entitlement' for you to live in this kind of country as things stand and expect people to have integrity. It is what it is!

Quit being a Smart Alec. I understand these things better than you, and I know the fxking country I live in. That's why I think it is common sense to incentivise good behaviour for a bloody start.
Business › Re: I Was Given N20,000 Only After I Returned 20million Naira Mistakenly Sent To Me by Hedonisco: 4:56pm On Aug 10, 2023
CodeTemplar:
Even if he had diverted it, his account would have been debited accordingly and placed on negative value of the N20m.
This is exactly how God will debit a lot of people on reconciliation day. This life is like a ledger system where one side/leg of the transactions are concealed somewhere in heaven.

If you do not know what reconciliation is, ask a good accountant to explain that to you.
He could have easily emptied it and 'japa-ed' with it. E no dey hard for any Street wise chap to do.

If I were the owner of the money, I'll have given him a 1% 'appreciation of honesty'
token. N200k. That's being me anyway. If he expects millions out of the money, then he is an entitled opportunist and not a honest person.
Sports › Re: Dele Aiyenugba Plays Against His Son Daniel In A Nigerian Football Match. by Hedonisco: 4:45pm On Aug 10, 2023
You say who be 39 year old? grin grin grin
Politics › Re: IPMAN Confirms Another Fuel Pump Price Hike by Hedonisco:
Their useless BAT knack them double whammy, left and right uppercut like Mike Tyson. Comot subsidy from the right, float Naira against forex from the left. No escape route for common man,... If crude oil price go up (even as an oil rich country), na yamutu. If dollar exchange rate go up, na shege banza. Run go left, upper cut go disfigure your jaw.... run go right, another upper cut go scatter your teeth.

Masses una NTOOR. As una no wan get sense.
Politics › Re: I Like The Way Nigerian Are Suffering by Hedonisco:
I never kuku pay the bills of any agbado person since February this year. Before then, I go dey do free spirited guy, dey foot bills of useless people wey I been think say dem get sense.

Now I can't. Pay yours make I pay mine. If you can't afford to pay yours, then stay da fxck away from me.

I wouldn't even pee on any of them that is on fire sef. It is that serious. Let them enjoy their wonderful agbado president. After all, na una turn. No excuses.
Crime › Re: How A Friend Was Rob Of ₦950k by Hedonisco: 12:42am On Aug 10, 2023
Fair Money gave her N650k loan under 5 minutes as per the Innoson abi Coscharis wey she be.

All these school dropouts wey full Nairaland sabi come up with imaginative hallucinations.
Crime › Re: Alhaji Afeez Imoleayo Charmed US-Based Friend, Took Over His Wife, Children by Hedonisco: 7:36pm On Aug 08, 2023
That's why I can't stand people who are always after some sort of spiritual 'fortification' or rejuvenation to get ahead in life. They are useless suckers who are dangerous to themselves and to others.

Charm my foot. Once you allow any person, idea, or notion to take control over your mind, you are finished. It is a simple matter of psychology.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Files Motion To Block US Court From Releasing University Records- Gazette by Hedonisco: 7:26pm On Aug 07, 2023
Imagine. What is the bastard hiding?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Files Motion To Stop Chicago School From Releasing His Credentials. by Hedonisco:
Sharpsharp00123:
These igbos no go rest
We no go rest until this disgusting thief and presidential impostor you call your tribal god meets his Waterloo. He would be swept out of Abuja with a torrent. Let him go back to his yeye Lagos to form leader there.

It is not by force to be President of Nigeria even when nobody except your fellow agbado eaters support you. He was okay as leader of the Yorubas... The rest of us didn't care. But his despicable desperation to extend that useless 'leadership' to the rest of Nigeria wey all of us dey, na there una go get problem.

If the Yorubas didn't and don't mind being led by a discredited, drug dealing crook with uncertain origin, uncertain education, and uncertain source of wealth then the rest of Nigeria does.

Idiots.
Crime › Re: How Removal Of Fuel Subsidy Pushed Me Into Robbing Passengers by Hedonisco: 5:48pm On Aug 07, 2023
Adeniran should better concentrate on robbing his fellow agbado munchers who mindlessly supported the electoral heist of this calamity called BAT. There is no escape. He should not share his misery with innocent, non-agbado Nigerians. Na that one go vex me.
Politics › Re: Senator Barau Jibrin Son To Marry Aliyu Sani Madaki's Daughter by Hedonisco: 5:09pm On Aug 07, 2023
aybabz101:
Is it an official event of the federal republic? Which one be office of the minority........

Too much title with zero output
It is sad and tragic. Disgusting people. That's why they do horrible things to remain in the political space.
Politics › Re: Senator Barau Jibrin Son To Marry Aliyu Sani Madaki's Daughter by Hedonisco: 5:04pm On Aug 07, 2023
Why does he need to use his official letterhead to design the invitation card?
Politics › Re: Which App Can I Send Money To Someone Anonymously by Hedonisco: 4:54pm On Aug 07, 2023
Mystic216:
Withdraw cash and take it to POS

Common swnse
Mr common sense, have you considered if he is in Nigeria or abroad? Even if in Nigeria, you think it is convenient for a big boy to be fooling around street corners with POS operators just because he wants to be charitable?

At op, I've had the same challenge as well. I use a business account to send money to some kind of people (like my casual slay queens, and some struggling relatives), but I wouldn't risk that to do charity for dodgy characters online.
Politics › Re: Joe Abah Cautions Tinubu Against Appointing FCT Indigene As Minister Of FCT by Hedonisco: 10:41am On Aug 07, 2023
benardtotti:
In your post you said fct belongs to everyone as its now the federal sit of power , so I'm asking are the abuja indigenes no longer part of Nigeria or Nigerians, is it bad for them to become minister on their own land ? After all it belongs to everyone so they have all the right to ask to be given the position .
I mentioned that there is a technical difference between Abuja and the FCT. This technical difference is crucial, and is what concerned 'indigenes' need to study and familiarise themselves with the constitution about.

Then again, I have nothing against an 'indigene' being made the FCT Minister. What I'm concerned about, as I believe Dr Joe Abah rightly suggested, is the likely agitation that the FCT Minister position should become, by convention, their birth right. A Gbagyi man can be appointed as FCT Minister, but it shouldn't be seen as an entitlement or as a right. We know how Nigerians can be unreasonable with these agitations. This is a very valid fear because such an agitation would make nonsense of the very idea of a Federal Capital Territory as enshrined in our constitution.

An Abuja State could have been created for them, totally different from the FCT, so that they can 'enjoy' whatever perceived benefits that arise from statehood. Then again, it is mostly them that retain the council chairmen for the Abuja councils by convention which is a fair enough deal. I don't understand why they're going further to ask for the FCT Ministry to be ceded to them.

It is dangerous to allow this tribal entitlement 'na we get am' mindset creep into our FCT which is the product of Nigeria's oil wealth and the collectivity of Nigerians.
Politics › Re: Female Soldier Guns Down Captain In Adamawa by Hedonisco: 10:33am On Aug 07, 2023
In all of this, I'm quite happy her power drunk overzealousness led her to kill a fellow military person rather than an innocent civilian. Imagine her bullet had hit an innocent civilian instead? Wouldn't the matter have somehow been swept under the carpet?

Jesus no dey sleep.
Politics › Re: Joe Abah Cautions Tinubu Against Appointing FCT Indigene As Minister Of FCT by Hedonisco: 10:06am On Aug 07, 2023
benardtotti:
Simple question to you , is the abuja indigene not a Nigerian citizen or not ?
Clarify the basis for your question in the context of the discussion so that I'll reply accordingly.
Health › Re: Vwaere Daiso: Installer Of Faulty Elevator Handed Over To Police – LASG by Hedonisco: 9:52am On Aug 07, 2023
So the installer and the company handling it do not have a name?
Romance › Re: 17 Things To Know If You Want To Survive Living In Abuja by Hedonisco: 8:06am On Aug 07, 2023
Depriest2020:
Anyone that can comfortably rent house in kubwa can also live in Jabi and life camp.
You don't know what you're talking about man.
Romance › Re: 17 Things To Know If You Want To Survive Living In Abuja by Hedonisco: 6:34am On Aug 07, 2023
Abuja the incomparable. The only territory in Nigeria that has a semblance of abroad life.. Naim this useless BAT wan come spoil for us with his obnoxious presence. God of Abacha will deliver us sooner than we expect.
Romance › Re: 17 Things To Know If You Want To Survive Living In Abuja by Hedonisco: 6:32am On Aug 07, 2023
Depriest2020:
In absence of area 4, 5 & 6, there's zone 4, 5 & 6.

If you're very wealthy Maitama, Gwarimpa, Asokoro, Jahi, Zone 4, Zone 5, Zone 6, Central Area, Ministers Hill, Mabushi, Apo and many more are for you.

If you fall to the middle class Jabi, life camp, Lugbe, Kubwa, gwagwalada, karu, Nyanya, Karshi, wuye, Dei-Dei saburi, Bwari, kwali, Dutse and more are for you.

If you dey manage life Karmo, gwagwa, idu, iddo, Anagada, Tungan maje, zuba and many more for you.
You likely live outskirts, you no dey inside town. Who told you that Jabi, Life Camp and Wuye are for the so-called middle class? Imagine lumping these areas with the likes of Nyanya and Dutse, lol.
Politics › Re: Joe Abah Cautions Tinubu Against Appointing FCT Indigene As Minister Of FCT by Hedonisco: 4:39am On Aug 07, 2023
flokii:
Folks like this Joe Abah are the problem we have in this country.. selfish and insensitive to plight of others.
What stops an FCT indigene from becoming FCT minister if not that the Abah is insensitive?.. other States have State governors from their state but FCT should not have indigene of FCT as FCT minister.

Ideally, the FCT minister, senator and reps member ought to be indigenes of FCT not the sham arrangement we are witnessing. They wamt to turn FCT to no man's land so Ifeanyi can come tomorrow to drag FCT minister.
Don't be stupid. FCT is already constitutionally designated as a Nigerian "no man's land" of sorts, that's why it is called the FEDERAL CAPITAL TERRITORY. Don't be an illiterate barbarian.

I 100% support the Joe Abah. I can't stand the idiotic and unfair indigenous agitations that are rife in Nigeria. It is bad enough in Lagos where federal money and the collective effort of Nigerians was used to develop the land, only for a few insufferable so-called 'indigenes' (more correctly tribesmen) to start asserting ownership and insulting the sensibilities of others.

Imagine the FCT which is Nigeria's melting pot, developed with billions of dollars of Nigeria's money, shaped by ALL Nigerian tribes, now being claimed by some lazy members of a local tribe as theirs. Not gonna happen!

Let them agitate for a state to be carved out of Abuja (Abuja is technically different from FCT) if they are desirous of having their own state. Maybe portions of Abaji and adjourning areas - where they can have their own governor and senators and whatnot. But they can't claim FCT because the FCT constitutionally belongs to the Federal Government, hence to all Nigerians.

I don't like encouraging rubbish.
Crime › Re: 26-Year-Old Nigerian Woman Declared Missing By Toronto Police (Photos) by Hedonisco: 5:09pm On Aug 06, 2023
Bottom line is that Nigeria can 'happen' to you anywhere in the world, even in Canada.
Politics › Re: Coup Plotters Deny Abdulsalami, Sultan Entry, ‘discussed’ At Airport by Hedonisco:
Lovely news! The treatment was not even humiliating enough. They should have poured cold water on the idiots and booed them out of the airport back to their godforsaken country where an unwanted thief imposed himself as an illegitimate president.

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