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mods can u move dis to front page? because of the emergency phone numbers (hotlines) attached, my boss n i are doin a research and we want hotlines to attach in our report, u wont believe about 85-90 percent of the articles we have scanned dont even have emergency hotlines, i am wondering how the govt want pple to report ebola cases.

pls if u av hotlines for major citiesm\, lag, abuja, ph and warri pls post dem with links.

Lemme ask, wat is d purpose of d demolishion? Africans are gud ar destroyin, scatterin, destabilisin n demolishing. Y not auction such buildings or turn dem to orphanages, hospitals etc?

I strongly condem kidnappin.

Pple ar so quick to say de will love dia kids more, den later in life de start givin dia daughter in laws problem, n wantin to rule d homes of dia son in laws cos de can't let go of d kid de have loved so much.

Kids shud not cum in between a husband n wife, else d emotional cheatin dat was explained in a front page topic will be d case.

Once dia is love from d man to d woman n respect 4rm d woman to d man, it is natural dat same love n respect will radiate into d kids. Its lyk sayin in as much as it rains, d ground must get wet.

As 4 me, my love 4 my wife "will" cum first, den my kids. Howeva, if my wife loves my kid more dan me, its understandable (after all de ar my kids), but d respect (both african type n eurpoe type) shud be 4 me alone...

Cool jobs. Were ar dos cryin unemployment? Make una cum see jobs o

The nice n amazing arts ar gettin too many. Btw how do des pple make money?

In as much as it looks like a waste of fund project at d begining, I will want to point out one tin it its favour:

1. It will be a hot location and scenerio 4 hollywood films tryin to capture africa esp nigeria

2. It will giv igbos n Nigerians a touch of home whilst in diaspora n also an identity in d US, (tink of china town)

3. It will serve as a "laboratory" for book writers to study igbo pple n Nigeria

4. It will serve as a base for illegal immigrants and a touch ground base for money launders n thieves

Lastly, it will be d home base of a strong drug cartel n criminal activities surprising arrest (including big men), it will finally be destroyed by d US govt, and better structures erected in it place.

The problem dat dis post addresses is a serious marriage issue dat no one wants to talk abt.

Friendzoning is d bedrock of dis emotional infidelity. So many married pple ar guilty of dis.

Also wen u start seeing n takin ur kids as ur partners or ur brothers and sisters as ur partners whilst neglectin ur husband/ wife, my dear u ar havin an emotional affair. Ur husband/ wife shud be ur partner in almost all tins n shud cum first.

PrettyHausaGirl: Hi dumbo...is your face and lip(s) not part of your skin?

Hell "Bimbo", I succeeded in gettin ur attention although on a negative footin.

Take no offence, even genevieve n omotola won't take it easy if a guy is insinuatin de ar ugly on a public forum.

Kip calm, ur pix is fyn.

PrettyHausaGirl: We nigerian girls are the best

Joenice: Coz you're pretty, huh? don't use the word "we"

U went tru her profile, u saw her hair covering half of her face (d oda half looks very pretty), u read her profile n she is all about her skin. Wat does dat tell u? Dude look closely, she isn't a very pretty girl (her profile pix is deception) her strong point is her skin n she shud av flaunt it if it was her pix, I won't av such pretty lips n face n talk abt my skin.

Let's not argue too much, check out all d BBA contestants fielded by SA n dos fielded by Naija, or compare celebrities n letz see who is more beautiful.

I also saw a bc on bbm abt prof maurice iwu wit a link to bbc, I checked out d link n discovered d article was written during d stone ages.

One tin I knw abt bitter kola is dat it cures cough n sore throat, I av used it so many tyms.

Howeva, my opinion on Ebola: Ebola is a disease created to discourage africans from unnecessary interaction wit widelife. (My opinion)

teeo: That was really childish of you, still try to apologize to the lady.

Zedric: dude, thats immature

Yall take it easy, I had sum crazy friends n wen u av a common "slaughter house" wit des guys (me inclusive) be sure to get embarrased n be prepared to make odas feel embarrased... It only pained me dat d girl is still angry.

Anoda Urhobo n deltan doin her tin, d Niger delta don't just bring oil into dey also bring sport...

HATERS FEEL FREE TO HANG URSEFS.

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Akshow: ok. Ebola for u

Ekpa!!!!!

I av bin caught several tyms, to d extent I am use to it. My friend walked in n caught me screwin sum girl, I didn't stop, I only covered d girl a little n continued my tin while he came in n picked up a shirt, laughin at me n d babe. I repay am bak in 100fold.

D day I laughed n almost killed mysef was d day I caught my friend givin his gf d tongue action, I cudnt contain d laugh inside me, d girl was pressin his afro head inside, annoyin me refuse to go outside, I kept laughin dos annoyin kinda laughs in d room n shoutin 4 d oda guys to cum. D girl quickly used d bedsheet to cova n stupid me was tryin to drag d bedsheets laughin, omo d girl change am follow me.

I felt so sorry 4 d babe later n 4 my actions, d babe has neva talked to me since dat day (4-5 yrs ago) till today even though we lived on same street...

Don't be caught.

Mine will be all dos yoruba films filled wit jazz n incantations, God forbid.

But I will do anytin to be in a real life american pie ( dat film was crazy).

Akshow: u can do better

Ekpa!!!!!

Akshow: ok any thing else

Ode

Akshow: ok. Oya waka pass

Ekpa, i go soon make u cry just now, u no knw say dem no de follow warri brought up de do wordin wordin (dats if u knw wat dat means).....

u don chop dis mornin?

Akshow: hahahaha e pain am. ewu Gambia

Ekpa, how ar u dis mornin? Av u taken ur med? Or did ur mom swallow ur doze dis tym? Don't be shy to respond so we can start tackling ur problem n if d need be we will refer u, ur papa n mama to be euthanized.

I tink d best way to eliminate risk in agriculture is devotin time. In d HSE business, we say safety isn't d absence of hazard, but d ability to work witout bein hurt by des hazards, same apply to agric. Devoting ur tym is d best. I once had a fish farm, I ran into lots of debt.

N please bloggers don't cum here n try to ova hype ursef, was post UME existing 10yrs ago?

Wat is cambodia? Is it d name of a new app? Or d name of a fone? Btw wat is nigeraud? Is it d name of an animal, place or tin?

D one I got is 4 an oil well... Naija graduates seriously waitin 4 free money.

Akshow: hahahahaha u no fit rewrite this one? Mooooooooroon

Ekpa!!!! Laughin 4 wats not funny is a clear sign of mental disorder, I go tell d nurse make she seperate ur med from ur papa own, make ur papa no take ur doze join him own. Ekpa!!!! Mu.mu level.

Akshow: What's he saying

Ekpa who u de ask? Ur papa?

Akshow: I finally woke from the comma. praise God!

Ekpa av u taken ur drugs today? Or ur dad has taken ova doze? U knw it runs in ur family.

Akshow: my elder bro is a mooooron

Ekpa!!!!!!!!

ramdris: With pple like u, dis country is in trouble cos u apply useless ethnic sentiment to everything. Mtcheeew!

I don't talk wit "rams" I eat dem as suya n u won't be treated diff.