₦airaland Forum

@ op, u problem isn't new n its not abt organ size.

I will explain sumtins wit a lil story: I am blessed wit a gud organ, I am capable of pleasing any girl (at least I read dia expression during sex n stories from dia friends) howeva, sumtym last year, I started havin sex wit a girl I av bin friends 4 a long tym, my God dat was d worst experience I eva had, we were not compactible sexually, anytym we get to d bedroom, I will notice she gets nervous, but outside d bedroom, we were very lovely, she likes rough play to sum extent just like me but d sex was really bad.

Wat we did:
We had a long discussion on how to go abt it, n we were not embarrassed since we have bin gud friends n we ar adults, we later resolve to remain friends n if d need be we can have sex but it shudnt be our focal point, we ar free to see oda pple (Now don't get dis wrong, we were not committed to each oda, we were just having fun). In ur case, I tink dialogue is important n as adults, wen u dialogue, u can cum up wit reasonable resolutions abandoning d relationship is not d best idea like in my case.

Shalom!!! Hope u settle ur problems n remain togeda.

Seun: Anyone who think's it is ok to tie a dog's legs for weeks isn't qualified to own a dog and shouldn't be allowed to breed dogs. Bleep the pregnancy.

Hey mister, tyin d dogs leg doesn't mean m gonna tie it till d rope eats/ cuts a wound (if dats y u soundin all activist), even pregnant women tie demsefs so dia pregnancy doesn't drop. If u tink its not okay to tie a dogs leg, giv oda options n stop acting/ cursing like a toddler, I tink we all learnin here.

ozo13: hmmm.she was also striking cos she is also part of nma .she was jus doing her professional work in her private hospital when she contracted d virus.all this TAKE EXAMPLE u r talking abt no work my broda.am sure if she knew d sawyer guy got d virus she will not risk it.its jus unfortunate she didn't know wat she was handling. May God help us all.winks.to me o at dis particular point in time in d country u cannot risk ya life for anything cos d govt is not ready to take responsibility. Dey r jus stealing our money and u want we mecunus to go n die for noting knowing well d govt will not even compensate ya family.jus unfortunate. Sad

Very gud, u av made sum point here, dis is how intelligent pple argue, not bein insultive.

I get it dat she joined d strike n all dat, n she was workin @ her private hospital,, now sum great events/ invention were brought abt by mistakes, my suggest is dat d govt n media can fine tune everytin/ any story n sell to d public, despite d fact dat Robin Williams killed himsef, it didn't stop cnn from tryin to portray d man in gud image. We need d govt n d media to turn nigerians into patriots n human activist.

12inches1: I'm sure you're a stark illiterate. It is not by compulsion a doctor must save lives. A doctor didn't come to earth with the sole responsibility of treating you. You pay and get treated or your government pays to subsidize what you pay. You can't force anybody to treat you. They didn't inflict you with the illness or hit you with a vehicle so how are they murderers?

Okoro, wen eva u regain sanity, make u read wetin u write.

So if d primary reason of a Doctor is not to save lives, tell me wats dia primary objective? To kill or to strike or own private hospitals n rip hell outer pple?

I see dat d unpatriotism/ inhumanity has eaten deep into ur marrows, I hope u neva get an elective position, u soon gonna tell me dat politicians ar not suppose to lead n guide, de ar to make money any country dat needs a politician to guide, shud watever.......

soonpoint: U come here and spew rubbish. U talk of patrotism in ds failed state. What did ur govt do when 37 health workers died from lassa fever outbreak in d north? Nothing. Even in isreal, doctors went on strike for 5 months. If u must b a critic n a reasonable and sensible one. Your govt is so reckless and insesitive, even the international consultants are threatening to walk away due to its lack of priority concernig ebola. This country isn't woth dying for, I bet u won't have said all dose nonsense if the dead woman were ur mother sister aunt or friend. Ur minister for health who snitches on his own used to be a president of the national association of resident doctor who lead strikes in the past. The shameless rat was sacked from ebsuth in 2008 for corruption. But like our c in c says. Its ordinary stealing so no problem making him a minister..this country is so screwed

I will want u to calm down n read wat u av written, it makes no sense in connection to wat I wrote, I don't giv a rat bottom, if d world is crumbling in israel. D loss of dis Doc shud be a wake up call to patriotism irrespective of who is minister or not.

adahib: So all the "murderers" should line up and be killed so that you'll be happy right? Now that she is dead, I'm waiting to see what you'll do for her family.

My friend, I tink u shud read more n learn how to comprehend. I tink same unpatriotic mindset has robbed off on so many nigerians u inclusive.

My point is dat d death of dis doc, can be use as a platform to boost morale in d medical sector. N of course de ar murderers, pple ar dyin in d hospital n d murderers ar sitting at home still wanting to be paid for sitting at home n not workin leaving pple to die. My friend do u even knw wats happening?

tuoyoojo: Your head dey shake for saying dis rubbish. As d woman die go, wetin u do to mak d lives of d people wen she die leave behind beta.so u want make doctors dey die like flies with the substandard facilities wen dey our hospitals becuz dem swear oath. Since u r patriotic go read medicine mak u go work for ebola ward and die for ur country

My friend sharrap, doctors die reach soldiers or police? Abi no be pple teach doctors for primary/ secondary sch? If everybody begin strike cos de want dis n dat witout puttin d country in perspective, tell me who will save d country? Patriotism must av a begining point; 4 south africans, mandela was d begining point, dis woman can be d begining point 4 doctors it all depends on d govt n media.

Btw, In my field I am bein patriotic, n shud dia be need for me to do more, I won't look bak.

Now des ar d kind of pple dat deserve national awards, not politicians.

Lemme use dis medium to also challenge all dos hungry men/ murderers parading demsefs as medical doctors, embarkin on strikes, to take example from dis Dr, life isn't always abt money n dats were Nigerians have scores it wrong, everybody is fightin for dia pocket/ money, no body is even fighting for glory talkless of fighting for humanity.

D fed govt shud tap into dis tragedy n encourage nigerians to be patriotic.

Tank u.

In as much as she is willing to go wit me to were eva I am goin, y shud I not wear it? Me wen no get shame. I go just de stroll my own de hail pple.

Ricky11: Actually I meant to write 26 not 260.. So its 26 0648

Can u pronounce 26,0648? U ar makin me doubt ur credibility now, dia is no such tin as 26,0648 but u will be right @ 260,648.

Ricky11: 260,648

Wit dis mileage, was it driven from canada to naija?

Anyway, I like ur sincerity, how often do u get fairly used cars?

tsolz84: Igbos impersonating other tribes since 1966..

D mosquito has built a reputation 4 itsef hence wen u feel a sting anytym u sit outside in d evenin/night, d mosquito cums to mind.

I swear wit dat $5k still on deck, many pple will volunteer to be oghenekowho.

Seun: Your vet should know how to find out. If he doesn't know then you should get a new vet immediately if you truly love your dog.


This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The person that gave you this harmful & silly advice should chop koboko and so should you for following it! Please you need to stop tying your dog's legs. If she plays a lot is is because she is young and needs exercise. You should be playing games with her and taking her out for walks instead of tying her legs to prevent her from playing. Sir, no offence, but shame on you!

Ur words even pass d koboko, howeva, d leg tyin I was told is to prevent her from playin too much so dat she doesn't stretch away d pregnancy, except u ar tellin me it does not apply or does not av any effect, I av stopped usin my vet, d guys name shuda bin jack d ripper, he is ripping d hell outer my pocket... I stopped using him immediately he brought bak my dog.

Apitch: The eating a lot should at least be one of the signs but I've not nurtured a pregnant dog before so I have no clue
How would u know what breed ur vet used for the mating? Anything could happen u know. I'm just skeptical

I lyk ur advice howeva, I visited n saw d stud dat was goin to lash my dog. It was a gud caucasian.

Dear pet lovers, pls I took my female caucasian to d vet 4 mating on the 22nd of july n d vet brought her back on the 24th, pls m askin how do I knw she took in? My dog is very rascal n play a lot, I was told to tie her legs but from time to time, she settles down n loose d rope/ any material I use in tyin her(very funny dog). But dis is abt 3 week afta she was brought bak n m not seeing any pregnancy sign, d only tin I notice is dat she now eats a lot. Pls how will I knw she took in? M also askin google n my findings will be pasted here.

.

I use glo too, n its terrible, but honestly wat can a say, Nigerian owned n managed companies ar a big mess/ scam, why won't mtn rip blood from nigerians? Anyway dis proofs right d theory dat d SW collapse naija, anytin de own/ manage dies e.g nitel, railway, airway, nepa; I knw glo is on its part to oblivion. SW sit up. D bankin sector is still ok cos it has a mixture of all nigerian ethnicity... M kindly waitin 4 my bis to expire.

Uselu is renowned for her psychiatric hospital, so m not surprised.

D buy sef get mind, he no even fear say d dog go bite him John.T, or say him John.T go hang 4 inside d dog like normal dog tins.

Lastly m waiting for USA to cum n grant dis guy n d doggy asylum, were ar gay pple wen u need dem, de shud cum n defend dia stock.

Kinkybraids: Very nice write up... it makes a lot of sense. I really laughed at no. 2 ... im just curious did you also make her a plate after preparing the breakfast yourself . Im assuming you are married based on your last sentence... so as your side chick I dont think she had the duty to prepare you breakfast afterwards...thats not part of the side chick package

Yea, I did make her a plate inclusive but wat more can a man lyk me prepare outside oat, tea n boil egg n dat was not wat I wanted to eat.

imagine dis scenerio: afta a mind blowin sex, I immediately get up, spray an airfreshner in d room(not cos she smells but to be wicked), clean up, put on my clothes n walk out, witout sayin a word/ replyin. (Now ponder abt dat) isn't it worst dan rejectin a sex u initiate.

I am not married, I av parents, brodas, sisters n a dog, infact I worry abt d future n strategise how to go abt it, m a hustler, I av tasted poverty n trust me I don't wanna go back dia.

we do tink abt sex but not in d way women tink we do. Sex as an issue is ova rated.

Na so wan gal wen I de friend slap me one day, I shock, she smiled n later told me its a lovely slap. Anoda day she did same tin, omo I release back hand 4 her make she take see front. Her face red start to cry, omo na so I start beggin o. But fear no make her try nonsense again.

As a man, I may consciously reject sex initiated by a lady (irrespective of her beauty n assets) 4 many reasons wic may include:
1. My state of mind: dis is d number 1 cos, especially after a rough day, also dia tyms I set targets 4 mysef n tell mysef I won't av sex till my target is met, I don't discuss dis decision/ policy wit anyone but even wen my exes try to initiate sex during des period, I act dumb or clueless or I kill dia spirit immediately, I immediately switch d tv station 2 T.B joshua.

2. Revenge: yea, any bitchy gal, shudnt even try to initiate sex wit me, cos I am gonna kill her wit rejection. Once told one of my ex to go prepare bfast n she refused, I gently went n prepare it mysef, she didn't giv a verbal apology n was offering me sex later, u need to see d look on my face.

3. Sick: semen has lots of vitamin n nutrients, wen eva m down wit fever, I don't wanna engage in sex, its gonna plummet my health status

4. Wen m not prepared. Yea, sumtyms I got to be prepared for love makin, not sex.

5. For her personal interest: if a gal I suspect is cocky/ too lean(I de suspect HIV), if I suspect say she wan trap me wit belle, if she call me all of a sudden offering sex, my sister na run I de run, I no de even look back

6. Dis is mostly rare, if d gal has an history of untidyness, if I don't love her, if she is gonna be clingy afta d sex. Yes m gonna reject her.

Its gonna be a worse feeling afta having sex wit a girl who initiated it n den treat her lyk a scum bag.(Tell ya friend to tink abt dis)

Btw, men don't always tink abt sex, n our lives don't revolve around sex. Personally I tink abt makin money, life n family, sex cross my mind only wen m idle.

I will quickly shout at d top of my voice: "u av bin punked" d cameras ar watchin den I will run out n drink 4 shots of monkey tail to knock mysef out.

Btw, na eye dem take de look eba wen person fit swallow, if ur babe no go accept ur proposal, u go knw, no need to full ursef.

lynpetra: .Life can be fun though,when you get an extraordinary woman.While at sea,ponder on that .

dia is notin extra-ordinary abt dem, de all are same. de lure u wit talk of bein diff, at d end de ar same just as all men are same.

How is d weather condition in ur state/ environment? World leaders ar campaigning n tellin us abt global warmings but d opposite is d case here in warri, n dats y I am asking m I d only one feeling d cold weather or trully d Global warming ish is a hoax.

I prefer to be weak n alone wit my dog, dan to be wit a biatch who brings notin outside sex to d table of relationship.

Sumtyms I wonder wat women ar needed for!!!!!!!!

Try to tink n u won't find a reason y we need women outside kids n maybe sex.

Sumtyms I just want to be @sea for 1yr.

corneremperor: Who cares what hamlet she came from? She's representing naija and that's all that matters. Your inferiority complex knows know bounds. Nobody even knows the so called urhobo in naija self, not to talk of internationally

Y e de pain u? D gal is an urhobo n she is doin gud. she gives hope to d urhobo nation n in our way we ar proud of her n happy 4 her. Urhobo ovuovo!!!!!!!!

edoyad: Fulfill which oat ? Die for a worthless piece of scorched earth and illiterate parasitic people who brought the.problems on themselves ?
I blame the soldiers who fought to keep IBB in power after Gideon Orkar cut out the cancer he saw growing. All these problems would have been avoided in timely fashion.

The solution is for the federal allocation of the affected to be used in procuring the needed equipment.

U de talk sense, ur teeth complete.

D biggest hoax: U earn a gud salary after 4 days of payment, d money is gone, n is u kip askin ur sef wat u spent it on. U sumtyms put d blame on economy or ur boss payin u spiritual money or ur family.

My broda n sister dis case nai be d strongest hoax

MarieSucre: you are obviously a perfect example of this. people are grateful on the mother's behalf in this post, you instead use this avenue to diss your race. black man, black mentality.

Sucre, I aint dissing m usin dis mothers story as a bench mark to state a fact. N except u ar guilty u shudnt take it personal.

In oda countries, mothers ar so drawn to dia flesh n blood, foster parents ar willin to help in relievin pains of biological parents, in my country, young mothers ar willing to breed children to be sold 4 dia selfish reasons. BLACK MAN N BLACK MIND

.

De-Jongs wife possess d kinda beauty i lyk (full lips fleshy n pretty), lampards wife is d worst (na dis kimd woman dem de say: she has an inner beauty), James Rodrigues wife looks too old 4 him (my naija mentality) Gotze wife hmmmmmm( she be lyk who go like fetish)

y ar d germans club/ country side team players dressing lyk de are ready for some kind of fetish orgies?

majamajic: The land will be useful to the govt they can still build one of those things u are talking about on it.

we fall back again to promises n promises. In some cases, if d land is in a porch area, d land may be given as "dash" to friends or family members, we av seen issues lyk dis.

A bed at hand is worth 10,000 in d bush.