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Family › Re: 'If You Love Your Mother More Than Your Wife, You Made Your Wife Side Chick' by HeWrites(m): 6:03pm On Jun 30, 2018

MetalJigsaw:
wow

Yeah.

Family › Re: 'If You Love Your Mother More Than Your Wife, You Made Your Wife Side Chick' by HeWrites(m): 5:53pm On Jun 30, 2018

MetalJigsaw:
You'll break her heart

I don't care bro.

She has done more than that to me without caring about how I feel. So I don't care and won't care about how she feel either

Family › Re: 'If You Love Your Mother More Than Your Wife, You Made Your Wife Side Chick' by HeWrites(m): 4:30pm On Jun 30, 2018

MetalJigsaw:
You need to be wise, bro. Just don't let your mom hear this.

What's she gonna do?

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Romance › Re: "After Being Side Chic For 6 Years, 33 Abortions, He Proposed & I Said.." - Lady by HeWrites(m): 1:55pm On Jun 30, 2018

[quote author= post=68948075]What is this?!
The guy is even more wicked to be ironing/pressing his clothes on her chest for 6 years.
What insolent!! [/quote]Seems you have brain tumor.

You're the one who complained the NEWS is not true, you are also the one who comment on it and in the comment, it shows you believe it. how foolish of you

You're doing all you this to as to get some likes. Maybe it's the likes that will buy your barbecue

Go and get a life just like my bro, BiafranBushBoy said days ago.

Politics › Re: Which Of These PDP Men Can Beat Buhari? by HeWrites(m): 8:47am On Jun 30, 2018

IamPatriotic:
I don't think there should be any, except if Sowore is in PDP!

Exactly

Romance › Re: After Being Side Chic For 6yrs, 33 Abortions, He Proposed & I Said Yes - Lady by HeWrites(m): 6:32am On Jun 30, 2018

torin:

Na copy and paste go kill you
https://www.nairaland.com/4590639/after-being-side-chic-6yrs

Romance › Nigerian Man States The Difference Between A Feminist And A Bitter Person by HeWrites(op): 4:29am On Jun 30, 2018

As shared by a Nigerian man on Twitter;
"There is a long distance between true a Feminist and people who are bitter in life.
The former makes moves to empower women, while the later looks for opportunities to bash men.

The distance between these two is like Berger to Ajah."

https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/nigerian-man-states-the-difference-between-a-feminist-and-a-bitter-person.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

Crime › Re: "Eyitayo Is Still Missing, The Boy Found Is Someone's Else Child" - Aunt by HeWrites(m): 4:12am On Jun 30, 2018

Lord Have Mercy.

People and rumors sha

Family › Re: 'If You Love Your Mother More Than Your Wife, You Made Your Wife Side Chick' by HeWrites(m): 3:46am On Jun 30, 2018

olowobaba10:
I'M 99.9% SURE YOUR MUM IS NO LONGER ALIVE.

She is, don't say what you know not.

Food › Re: Reasons Why You Should Eat Dinner Early by HeWrites(m): 6:18pm On Jun 29, 2018

This is NIGERIA op

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Family › Re: 'If You Love Your Mother More Than Your Wife, You Made Your Wife Side Chick' by HeWrites(m): 2:52pm On Jun 29, 2018

utenwuson:
one good thing about u is your foolishness, very original.

Okay sir, thanks.

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Family › Re: 'If You Love Your Mother More Than Your Wife, You Made Your Wife Side Chick' by HeWrites(m): 2:51pm On Jun 29, 2018

Lordlestat:
I mean your real mum not your step mum

I tell you say I get step mum??

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Family › Re: 'If You Love Your Mother More Than Your Wife, You Made Your Wife Side Chick' by HeWrites(m): 12:43pm On Jun 29, 2018

Lordlestat:
How long has it been since your mum passed away ?

She's still alive and healthy.

Politics › Re: Phase 4 Of 2nd Niger Bridge Will Be Completed In July - Lai Mohammed (Photos) by HeWrites(m): 9:19am On Jun 29, 2018

Lai Mohammed huh

If you know you know.

Family › Re: 'If You Love Your Mother More Than Your Wife, You Made Your Wife Side Chick' by HeWrites(m): 6:09am On Jun 29, 2018

If my wife has everything I need in a woman, I will sure love HER more that my Mum.

Don't quote me to say Ladies are hoe and will Cheat.

All I know is I will LOVE my WIFE more than Mum.

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Romance › One Night Stand Gone Wrong by HeWrites(op): 5:13am On Jun 29, 2018

A twitter user took to the platform to narrate how a friend of his lost valuables to a lady he invited home for a one night stand.

https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/man-narrates-how-his-friends-one-night-stand-stole-his-valuables-with-packets-of-spaghetti.html

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Phones › Re: NCC Begins Implementation Of Data Roll-over This Week by HeWrites(m): 8:01am On Jun 28, 2018

double0seven:
Ncc is useless. All the networks expect ntel are ripping Nigerians off massively when it comes to data . Roll over is not the problem.

How can I get that Ntel

Phones › Re: Trump Is Frustrating Chinese Tech Companies And See How It May Affect Nigerians by HeWrites(m): 6:17am On Jun 28, 2018

flyca:
Come to China

Whatapp -Banned
You must use their own App called Wechat

YouTube - Banned
You must use their own App called Youku

Google - Banned
You must use their own App called Baidu

Twitter - Banned
You must use their own App called Weibo

And the list goes on. China too has been playing their own politics. No be today.

You block mine, I ban yours!
I stand with Trump!

Reason why my friend in China uses VPN so that he can use WhatsApp.

Na wa for that country o.

Family › Mum Plans To Stop Her Kids From Getting Addicted To Games & Tablet Using This by HeWrites(op): 6:07am On Jun 28, 2018

A Nigerian mother has shared her plan to prevent her kids from getting addicted to video games and tablets this holiday and it's absolutely brilliant.

Samiah Oyekan-Ahmed wrote a binding document for her son to sign ahead of the holiday period. The document is a list of rules which regulate screen time, game time, and even the amount of snacks that can be eaten during this holiday.

Included in the document are conditions that have to be met before her kids can enjoy these holiday benefits. She also listed consequences to be faced if the rules are flouted and also alternative ways her kids could engage themselves.

A lot of parents found the rules to be quite brilliant and say they plan to try it with their kids.

Sharing the document on Instagram, Samiah wrote;
"Holiday soon! God help us all!

Binding document for my son to sign!

Feel free to copy if you’re trying to prevent video game/tablet addiction this holiday!

I will type this up and he shall sign. Infact a little winchy part of me is hoping he breaks the rules so I can just pack them all up! ?

Im also rationing snacks this holiday! We will pack up treat packs for each day! If you like eat all your snacks before 9am, if you like save it to last the whole day! Your call!

I’m fully on OPERATION PRESERVE MY SANITY!
PS: Before I’m bombarded with ideas for summer holiday activities, we have those sorted thank you very much. ?"

Below is the document;

https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/mum-plans-to-prevent-her-kids-from-getting-addicted-to-video-games-and-tablet-using-this.html

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Crime › Re: Man Gets Accused Of Rape By Lady He Ignored For His Laptop (Pics) by HeWrites(m): 5:57am On Jun 28, 2018*

Nigerian girls be claiming Innocent when they are the one at fault.

How can you claim the guy RAPED? Obviously, because you're fvckin UGLY the guy lost INTEREST in you.

If the guy had know earlier that you are this UGLY, he wouldn't have invite you to his house. I can't blame him, because he fell for the FILTER. This will teach him Not all the beautiful girls on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat are actually beautiful, most are because of the FILTER.

The lady should be arrested and put in the MALE prison, where those who have been sex starved for YEARS are; since that's what she needs for her to travel from BERGER to AJAH to collect PREEQ.

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Politics › Buhari Is Being Hailed By These People For His 'determination' Because Of This by HeWrites(op): 5:38am On Jun 28, 2018

This photo of president Buhari boarding the presidential jet under the rain is being hailed as proof of his hard work.

https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/buhari-is-being-hailed-by-these-people-for-his-sheer-determination-because-of-this-photo.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

Romance › Re: "I Owe No Man A Tight P*ssy, If You Can't Swim Get Drown" - Lady Declares. by HeWrites(m): 8:38pm On Jun 27, 2018

Nairaland ladies who have "Dam-like pussay" will be very happy with this and support this.

Everybody have the right to use his/her body anyhow.

If your pussay is deep just like the 264 Dam in Osogbo, we move to a tighter Pussay..

Taink you.

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Romance › Re: Lady Calls Out Ijebu Gynaecologist Who Slide Into Her Dm Just To Ask For Sex by HeWrites(m): 8:32pm On Jun 27, 2018

The lady is just trying to get attention.

She's very stupid. So it's a crime to be BLUNT?

I blame the guy because the lady will use this to feed her ego.

The mumu below me and her usual stupid comments.

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Romance › Re: Where Do You See Yourself When Its The Next World Cup. by HeWrites(m): 8:21pm On Jun 27, 2018

Would be have gotten my visa

Would be about to be a graduate in SK

Would/Might have got someone pregnant (if you know you know)

Crime › "More Humans Should Be Murdered To Equate The Amount Of Cows Killed" - Man by HeWrites(op): 5:53am On Jun 27, 2018

As Nigerians mourn the death of scores of innocent people in Northern Nigeria, a man from the northern part of Nigeria has made a very insensitive comment equating the lives of humans with that of cows.

Abdurrahman Lawal said enough humans haven't been killed by Fulani herdsmen yet and suggested that more should be killed to equate the number of cows lost by Fulani herdsmen.

Read what he wrote below;

https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/more-humans-should-be-murdered-to-equate-the-amount-of-cows-killed-man.html

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Sports › Re: Where Are The Cat And Pig That Predicted Nigeria's Victory? by HeWrites(m): 9:21pm On Jun 26, 2018

Damn...

Their career don end be that.. No more predictions.

And some fool will Bet say Nigeria go win this match because of those useless Pig and Cat

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