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According to Nigerian journalist, Jide Taiwo;
'I think Nigerian kids are overschooled. Parents send them off as earlier as 1 and they spend the next 20 years of their lives in classes and lessons and holiday coaching and summer coaching and all what not'.

https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/nigerian-kids-are-over-schooled-they-are-sent-off-as-earlier-as-1-man.html

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Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

Dude even grab her bress cheiii.

LekinsRibirth:
I was intending to go for hostgator but thanks to the restrictions placed on debit cards by CBN ,I'm constrained to patronise Nigerian hosting company.
I've got two in mind;
Web4africa and whogohost but I have no idea how effective their services are.
I need help on which Nigerian hosting service offers a one click WordPress installer and a good server speed.
Your advice should be based on your experience with the hosting company.
Thanks in anticipation.

Go for Qservers.

For me, they are the best Nigerian hosting company.

Obviously they're all Naive who later turned expert. Especially that JUSTTLIT. She has been deceived taya.

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You're the one who deflowered her. Even though she break up with you but be rest assured that she can never forget you..

stupidity:
I still don’t understand how twitter works. How did it pick out only don jazzy from the number of people that liked the post and highlighted it on her profile?

The screenshot is of Instagram's own. You get notified of whoever like your post.

BTW, why am I even replying STUPIDITY

A lady who was thrilled that Don Jazzy liked her photos on Instagram took to twitter to show it off only for another lady to call her an 'ugly faced bitch.'

https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/lady-calls-twitter-user-ugly-faced-bitch-because-don-jazzy-liked-her-posts.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

stubbornman:
When I went to bang one girl like that during my final year...
Same night I had that sleep Paralysis couldn't move a muscle ....opened my eyes and saw same girl by my bed side smiling with glowing clothes....I was struggling to breathe .... And then I started pleading the Blood of Jesus and she vanished , I also came back to normal..... next day I no no wetin give me morale I went and gave her a stern warning never to come close to me or else I'll kill her....
Babe just stood there staring at me.


Also was the day I heard lots of children and people playing behind my window , fetching water ....by 1:00am....
my guy called me from his room if I could hear anything... The noise was so loud and lively.... people who stayed there previously said they could never get used to it ..... endured till my rent expired... packed my bag and ran away..


Lastly I was chatting with a girl in club sometime around 2015 in Owerri ,we got friendly and I decided to take her home since she said her place was far...
Entered a bike with her, her body was so cold ( was gonna make it hot after all) we got to a spot and the Okada guy pretended not to have change ,in cause of looking for the so-called change he called me aside and told me that that girl is not human at alllll, he knows them, that I should run for my live and not take that ghost home....immediately he entered his bike and zoomed off....almost in the middle of nowhere.... I nearly cried... I went to meet the girl and told her my room mate has another girl in the room so I can no longer take her home.... As she raised her head to scold me I saw wat the okada guy was telling me... her face turned white...I could barely see the black stuff in her eyes... I was just begging for forgiveness...
She warned me not to joke with any girl I see in a club or night function.
Finally a big boy like me she barked "RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK" I was running ,crying thanking God....

I don't go to club till date

Clubs nowadays are full of spirits only few are real human.

Impressive..
Baba, Abeg how Argentina level go be now

Nigerian women have reacted to the story of a man who was almost raped by a homosexual hairstylist in Lagos.

Men reacted to the news with outrage and worried that men are not safe anymore. But women have pointed out that this is what they live through on a daily basis, yet, rather than empathise, men blame them.

Now that the tables have been turned, women are blaming the victim for allowing himself to be in a situation where he almost got raped.

Previous Thread
https://www.nairaland.com/4576771/author-arrest-gay-hairstylist-almost

Read tweets below;

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/ladies-react-to-the-news-of-a-man-who-was-almost-raped-by-a-gay-hairstylist.html

Birds of a feather

TonyeBarcanista:
Never judge a matter without hearing from the other party...

This is not a matter of hearing from other party.. Seems you don't read

"He grabbed my neck slightly and told me I’m not going anywhere."

He's an animal.

GOAL!!!!!

This photo of a man who's obviously amazed at what his wife is going through while giving birth to their baby in the labour room has gone viral on the Internet.

https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/caption-this-photo-of-a-man-as-he-watch-his-wife-giving-birth.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

As shared by a Nigerian Doctor.

He wrote;
"Incase you are not aware, Tomato Ketchup has acetic acid content of around 4 percent (from the vinegar used in the recipe). And some people actually use it to clean brass and silverware.

Putting such in your vagina ONLY ruins your vagina and can cause fertility problems.

In trying to play smart, many young women are destroying their own bodies and ruining their chances at fertility (should they be interested in having children), with some of these mysterious things.

Ketchup inside vagina? Is it hotdog or hamburger?
Pls don’t play yourself.

Why will you need to pretend that you are menstruating? What are you doing with someone you need to lie to?

A simple NO should be NO.

Please be careful what you do to your vagina as a young woman.
Something that looks harmless today may bring you many tears tomorrow."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/doctor-warns-ladies-against-using-ketchup-to-feign-menstrual-period.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

As shared by a UK-Based Nigerian man who is practicing medical doctor, Harvey Olufunmilayo, on Twitter.

He wrote;
"A dentist friend of mine saw a female patient who came to ask him to remove one of her tooth and replace it with plastic.

He asked her why.
She said because her husband demanded it.

He examined her and found NO medical reason whatsoever to remove the tooth.

What should he do?

He further said he told her
“Okay. Put aside what your husband wants. Don’t YOU like the tooth? Do YOU want it removed?

And she said “NO, I don't want it removed. But my husband asked me to remove it”

And medically it is BETTER to keep natural tooth. What should my friend do?"

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/lady-wants-to-pull-her-teeth-and-replace-it-with-a-plastic-set-twitter-user.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

He's thinking on how he will score hattrick so that the pressure on him because of the World Best Player (only the real one know him) will be reduced.

peacenaija:
there's nothing special about Croatia, I see Argentina winning this game easily.

You still carry your stupidity enter this thread. Na wao

In Nigeria, if you don't go to University, you're termed an ILLITERATE. They forgot that UNIVERSITY in Nigeria is a SCAM.

Lasun Yusuf no be today.


You guys don dey lie e don tey o.. We no go fall for this one carry dey go..

*Tekno Yawa*

And the baby mama (girlfriend) is happy. The money that the husband suppose use to buy her wedding ring and also do their wedding, he used it to buy a G-wagon for her.

Most ladies will accept that their boyfriend should use the money meant for their proposal ring and wedding to buy them a nice car for them while they become a baby mama.

I love nose piercing but I hate it when I see it on someone that it doesn't fit.

khiaa:
What I am saying is, is the cost of living really that cheap in Nigeria? Heck, that's where I need to be.

Generator and heat fall on you

More; https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/nigerian-man-narrates-how-his-daughter-chose-him-during-custody-battle.html

Nigerian twitter user @dollycent has narrated how he got to win custody of his daughter, Velma after a bitter fight with his babymama.

According to him, she frustrated all his attempts to be a part of his daughter's life until Velma spoke up and said she preferred to be with her dad.

Read his tweets below;
"Let me tell a story Iv never shared with anybody before . And it’s about my daughter and the battle I’m fighting to keep her. It’s been a very mentally exhausting last 4 years

My gf at that time in grad school got pregnant . Wasn’t planned and it happened a year before I graduated. As a broke college student I told her I’m not ready for anything extra now other than graduating and getting my life together. So it was tough.

Had Velma three weeks to graduating . Then the real challenge started . We were in a custody battle . I wanted to be in my daughter’s life so bad. The mother got engaged to another man and moved to a different state . I was devastated

NOT even my dad or anybody in my family knew I had a daughter till she was 2. I sent a package to my dad on his birthday , and it was pictures of Velma . The man called me crying . It was emotional for us . So for two years I was only seeing my daughter 5 times a year.

On her birthday which I vowed I will never miss. And on major holidays . The mom did all she can to frustrate me . But I was persistent . I was never going to be called a dad that was never there for his daughter . I booked flights , even got her a tablet at 3 so we can FaceTime

But everything changed on her 4th birthday . On a visit . She told her mum she just wanna be with her dad. Her mum was speechless. At that point she knew she had lost the plot . And said I can see her anytime I want but I should withdraw all our court battle for custody

For the sake of peace I did . And it’s been the best thing to happen to me . Now she has her own Nigerian passport � and Nigerian middle name ( Yetunde ) which I made sure is on all her legal documents. I’m so excited . She is my bundle of joy , my life , my everything ."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/nigerian-man-narrates-how-his-daughter-chose-him-during-custody-battle.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

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Twitter user, @kileytully shared this video of her parents taking a selfie in a plane when they accidentally filmed a sex tape.

According to her, 'my mom and dad were just trying to have a peaceful trip to Mexico and then they sent me this'.

Watch the video below;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuZs_hR_n54

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/couple-attempting-to-take-a-plane-selfie-midair-accidentally-films-a-sextape.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

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A Nigerian man has been left to bring up his daughter alone after his wife of eight months, died while six months pregnant in the UK, but her baby was delivered alive.

Education consultant, Emmanuel Olubayo, 35, could only watch helplessly as Emma, a nursing team leader, collapsed from an undetected heart defect and died at their home in Leicestershire.

Paramedics tried for an hour to resuscitate the 41-year-old before performing a rare posthumous delivery. They carried out an emergency Caesarean section on the living room floor last November.

The couple’s baby girl, Aretha, was delivered alive, 10 weeks prematurely, and was taken to hospital. Emmanuel said he was shocked to become a father and a widower on the same day.

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/06/wife-dies-while-6-months-pregnant-but-baby-was-delivered-alive.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

CallmeLucy:
Of course, if google ban your account, they expect you to obviously open a new on na

Thanks

Fool.