dodoatirice:
Got to the hospital, i told the dude i had to get going and that i just couldn’t drive past that scene like that without helping out and that it could happen to anyone. Dude tolld me to please stay back as i could help drop himself and the girls to a nearby lodge as his car was badly damaged and he’d look into it in the morning. The fat yanch babes that i brought into the clinic with him too i bet were hoping I’d stay back till they finished treating their cuts so i could drive them to wherever their lodge was. After 30 minutes, they were done and ready to go. I guess the nigga boy suddenly wasn’t feeling the girls anymore, i saw him discussing with them briefly he probably dis transfer for them and told them to book a ride. Je returned back to where i stood and told me we could go. I asked him where and he mentioned the name of the lodge he had stayed in earlier. We made to go and then both girls walked up to me this time ignoring the dude that had picked them up earlier and they asked me if i was headed towards Lekki, i told them yes but that would be right after i drop the nigga boy in grand view hotel Magodo Gra Phase two. They asked if they could ride with is and i agreed. We all got back into the Benzo and i zoomed off.

The Bitches in the back this time add ignored the guy completely snd not that they were talking to me, they were talking km a way that was body hitting the guy. One of them said,

That time wey i dey inside him Lexus, i think say i don enter heaven, but babes this one na Yatch.

Cyntia you no see as e everywhere col?

(Then the other fat yanch now pitched km
Something)

But the Lexus sef col na

Forget that thing.. you no fit use col compare col difference dey abeg.

Eyes on the road, they kept twitting on behind us. Suddenly one of them then directed a question at me
She said my car was nice and then asked how much i bough it. Eighteen million i shot back. I checked my rear view again and i saw how surprised they both were. The Nigha boy kept looking at me but didn’t say anything. I just dey blow speed dey go, when suddenly My masquerade decided to dance. As usual, my opening symptom of saliva rush as soon as i felt this, i quickly made peace with my throttle and i hit the brakes. Brought the car to a full stop by the side of the highway and switched to ’Bark Mode’ in my possessed situation, i saw the stupid fat yansh how they disappeared into the darkness that encroached running for their lives. I was left with this nigga boy, he just stood there and looked at me disgracing myself on the floor while Barking like a dog. I woke up and found myself on the floor, i looked around and the Nigha boy was seating in the Benz pressing his phone, i had passed put right after that fit and he just let me lay there on the floor. I cleaned up, them the boy took my keys, ushered me into the passenger seat and drove off.

dodoatirice:

I returned to the lodge, and na so flexing continue.. come see respect, na who get money get respect forget! You no fit pepper me for where, in this new lodge, i had made a country of friends, of course i dont need friends but who splurges this much and still walk militant? Lie. People know wan know as your money dey come. What same night, Red jacket people enter hood, lie everybody down for floor dey pack car, laptops, phones, even people’s soap wasn’t left out. All those Aboki damn you need to see how they bamboozed boys and carted them away like illegally acquired iPhones. I would have been in the lot, but then i get Baba wey dey hot like fire. 29 minutes before they arrived, i no just know wetin carry me waka commot lodge. I just suddenly felt the need to eat Suya, the same Suya that they sold in the Hotel i was even going to buy the one they sold in the hotel but that one no dey sweet like all those aboki own wey dem dey sell for junction. I would have sent someone but no guy, i just waka commot with Leg. The aboki that sold kebab was a stone throw from the hotel and just when i got to his stand and engaged him, was when i saw about 3 white hilux van drive in to the street where the hotel sat from the junction. I didn’t look at it twice or paid lots of attention to it.. i bought the Suya and ate it there and that took about 25 minutes standing in that junction and eating what i bought and reflecting on life. As soon as i was done concing the chunks of meat that i bought, i returned on foot to the lodge and getting closer, the music that was blasting from the big speaker dome had stopped and i could here noises from the hotel on getting closer. Outside, i saw the 3 hilux vans scattered and some gun wielding mopol and some people on red jackets. Na so i save myself first and saw as they beat the shit out of Ballers, from my vantage point, i saw Hausa speaking aboki’s. Ordering boys to get on the floor. I believed some parts of the crew were ransacking the whole hotel and in what seemed like an hour or more, they parked boys and girls alike in their vehicle and made away with them and their cars.

My Benzo was left untouched because i parked it right outside the Hotel (i parked it outside the hotel because i thought from there I’d hit the club on the island and it was simply logical to leave it outside). The guy that bough a Glk, they arrested him and his Glk. These red jacket guys even made away with normal lodgers, lodgers that were not scammers. One woman was arrested with another man in the hotel and when they were taking pictures to post, i heard her lamenting. It was at that moment i knew she was cheating kn her husband with the same man they arrested her with.

“Wetin i go tell my husband say i dey do for hotel wey dem come arrest me”

As soon as they left, i didn’t even go into the lodge (o didn’t because, they may think i was the one that set the hotel ip because one, if anyone had to be arrested it should have been me, but na only me come save and i don pepper that nigha wey buy Glk too so dem fit think say na me set am up) i got into my Benzo and zoomed off and headed straight to the club. What a night I thought

dodoatirice:


I purposely didn’t drop anything yesterday, i had to refresh my head.

Bukolaberry:
dodo dodo peperempe, peperempe. I dey miss u, oya come spray me update, I just hope you are doing well.

dodoatirice:
Stupid Bastard i said to myself. After trusting him and letting him into my space, dude went behind and cut my soap. How he knew he could use it to cashout even beats me and the way he went about it. If only he’d asked me, I’d have shown him way and he’d be alive now but fighting his own demons lowkey. Jago brought about his own demise because i no send am go enter my room carry wetin no be hin own. The morning after, i fufiled my promise to Shaggi, told him to lay low until i rang him up again. My clients were responding now, cashout resumed and i was me again.

All my ritual activities was only known to myself, Baba, Baba’s assistant and Shade, Shade had been badmouthing me among her group of friends, Tayo’s roommate probably gave her the intel that me and Tayo dated and She myst have figured her step sister’s death was unnatural and mysterious. Thank God i quickly got wind of the intel and i had to erase the source like an overdo pencil line that was drawn on the notepad. Shade was the Tip of the pencil, she stained my reputation, i was the eraser on top, one pressure slide wiped her neatly off the pad. I was going to call and tell Baba to help me do something about Shady spiritually, but like I said, e just be like say as my mama follow street go, shit gave me a hardened heart. again i didn’t need to call Shaggi too, i had to handle this one myself. But for the time being, Shade was the least of my concern. I was going to take action but not immediately.

A new month kicked the old one out and thankfully it was a month where i wouldn’t bring anything it was a month of spiritual baths and numerous aseje. (That one mean say Jago meat sweet well well and the gods still had enough of Jago) but whatever the devil Gives you, he takes it back in plenty folds and even takes you through things unexplainable but i will explain it!
One of the first things i did that month was to have a bath in a flowing river, (at the stream, i striped, i went into the flowing river which had normal flowing current had it was up to my knees. I was in a kneeling position, (baba then produced a calabash filled with cowries, it was filled with cowries to the brim. He then sand an occultic song for a minute, put the calabash on my head supporting it with his hands sand the same song for a minute then remover the calabash he then went behind me and started sprinkling it till he emptied all the seeds of cowries on me and from my head they all fell into the flowing stream. He took out a couple of new money a wad of one thousand notes and handed it to me, he then gave me a black soap and told me i t was the notes in my hand that I’d use to bath the soap and that as i was bathing if any of it fell i shouldn’t bother about it. I completed the bath and the next thing was back to his coven for the Aseje. for the first time since i had been dealing with Baba, i regretted ever selling my soul to the streets. We got back to the house and Baba and his love-vendor and myself headed through a familiar path and alas we came to the spot Jago was buried and had his assistant dig Jago’s corpse out na so i faint yee Baba no even send, he wake me gimme knife say make i cut meat wey i know say i go fit chop finish commot for the decomposing corpse. I burst into tears and i did it sha i cut am o i cut am.

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No thanks ,
Just read

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Kikikikiki, abi on Christmas day i go do birthday for the 5th time this year, anybody wey come do atenu go mad my mad for me �

dodoatirice:
I woke up again asking what the time was, damn I’ve been here for two days. Baba’s assistant helped me get up from the coffin and then i stepped onto the earth. Barefooted Baba’s assistant led me back the way we came and back to Baba’s hut. He just sat there and as soon as he saw me come in he stood to welcome me back and heaping praises on me saying i was a real man. He then gestured for his assistant to bring something for him and we were in our way out to a flowing stream. ( Baba’s house from the backyard led to so many places that’s if you go out through the back gate. He then gave me the feather from before, asked me to put it in my mouth while i bathed. I did and when i was done bathing, he took the feather and asked me if i saw Tayo while i was bathing, I answered and said I didn’t and he said I won’t see that Jericho no more. Again we went back to the hut and he gave me wooden box divided into four squares and to the brim was filled with soap. Told me what to do with it and how to use it and i was on my way home.

As soon as i entered my apartment and settled, i grabbed the keys to the ford and made to go out, i exited the building into the compound and drove out. Atleast all of my worries were over for the time being. As i was driving downtown, i saw a mad person, i already drove past him but that looked kinda familiar the face tho but i didn’t think about it much. I got to HK and then i started hearing news among the boys, apparently Ceeza ran mad, i heard from the boys that he probably did yahoo plus or he ran mad on drig abuse or overdose. But deep down i knew Baba had probably asked him to come with something for sacrifice and he could not give it up. If at all, i believed that mad guy on the road was Ceeza i just put ever together and curiosity made me drive back the way i came if i could see him and be sure but by the time i got to the place i had seen him earlier, he was no longer there. That outrightly meant that someday, Baba would ask me for something as sacrifice and I won’t be able to give it up too? I suddenly felt suck in the stomach, all that money and running mad at the end or possible death? E loud gan.

I didn’t know Baba would come for me too, after a whole month of steady cashout, grinding and splurging on the money, babes, drinks etc.. Baba called me and said i needed to provide a fresh placenta of a two day old baby and the sponge used to bath the said baby and dropped the call on me. E be things, where or how would i get that for Christ sakes? Ritualist mentioning Christ iyen loud o