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Tajbol4splend:
I just wanted to see her, that's all, none of us had phones back then but I gave her my moma's number, she would just find a way to call me at phone call business center, I remember I was always with my moma's phone, expecting her call because she didn't give me any number through which I could reach her

Awwwwww.

SmellySperm:
Thanks op, you've finally succeeded in marketing yourself.
Ride or die ke

Okay... This is the second time I'm reading this ridiculous opinion. Marketing what exactly?

I beg stay on topic.

AntiSimp:
I'm too rational to do crazy things. The worst I ever did was put 50naira in an envelopd love letter to my crush in Jss2...the 50 naira still dey pain me till today

If you rationalize everything then you must be predictable and boring

Please live a little 50 naira in an envelope? Awww. You must be a hopeless romantic.

Teeyin:
I do for love,had to resign from one of the francise i worked with so to reduce the pressure mount on her then

Oh gawd, seems there are only men of few words on this thread

Can you share more? Like what kind of pressure, I didn't really get the gist, come and elaborate please

Tajbol4splend:
I ain't the ride and die type like OP but I remember I did something in 2004, I met this gal during the Nov/Dec Neco GCE, she was taking Art subjects and me science, I somehow got to know her time table, on the days she had papers which I didn't, I would go to the exam venue 30 minutes before the exam would finish

Come and complete the gist please.

AntiSimp:
Boring.... Nothing crazy in what you did...u only marketed ursef

So, you got any wild and not boring experience you'd like to share?

Bola146:

Bola, Come n talk your own

Hey guys, let's share those wild, crazy, risky things we've done for love

Stupidquestions:
As regards the billionaires, These are social etiquette in public places...or at work where people try to project certain imagine.
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But greetings doesn't have to be all the time on the street, or among certain friends or people....That's my own take. I greet people, but I deliberately don't cos some people won't greet u until u greet them....
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Moving with gals command some respect either u like it or not....I'm not talking of married men here who maybe be seen as promiscous...I'm talking of guyman...
....Even gals get curious abt u when. They see u with gals occasionally

LOL. SMH

Stupidquestions:
Well depends on your personality.....
Among guys, men, it's a fact men respect guys who go out with gals than the ones who don't get at all.
About greeting...greeting too much I know as fact is bad. Greeting too much makes u look like u give a fvck

I think you're confusing arrogant boys for men who command respect.

It's only boys that attach "respect" to something as frivolous as going out with girls. Men on the other hand, respect a goal driven, upwardly mobile man.

Also, not greeting doesn't breed respect, it actually portrays you as an insecure, Ill mannered individual.

Truly successful people who command respect are actually humble enough to greet everyone they come in contact with. Read up about successful billionaires and how they relate with even the security guard and janitor under their employ.

ValCon888:
I am sure she was reported by women traveling with their husbands. Look at how she pinched her nipples to seduce all the married men in first class.

Hahaha haha. Pinched her nipple? Haha hahaha. Whaaat!!

Brian47:
Short ppl extra sensitive?
I have short friends that makes fond of their height.
Even Kevin Hart always make fond of his height in every of his comedy.

LOL, so you don't understand the concept of reverse psychology?

LOL. Jim is still uncouth at his age. You sef OP, what kinda jab is that? Don't you know short people are extra sensitive?

Lalasticlala, what do you think about this attitude of Jim's. Let's have a village meeting on this matter, location is front page. Please let's compensate the OP with some publicity, we will all share the glory when he blows.

Na so. I hope you are sincerely loyal to Khafi and you do not block sunshine from her life. Cos that gurl loves and believes in you recklessly.

cPapaAjascO:
time is running out against me... the relationship is already some hours old and I have done nothing and said nothing... she will soon start growing cold feet


Help me nah... I heard u are Ubunja and this is your alternate moniker. Help me nah

Hahaha, you're a clown. Time is running against you, hahaha. Stop exerting unnecessary pressure on yourself.

Don't start with sending her money cos you don't want to start a relationship with such signals. Gifts are good though but be creative with the art.

What does she like? You can go on fun dates like go kart racing, open mic nights, etc.

EasyForexAcadem:
Let me educate you a little ,some pos company come with a monthly target some 3 million while others 100 transactions per month and you earn incentives. I have never see anyone who does a bank job and his life remain same even if you are not as rich as you should be you will be very successful in other markets (Labour or Trade)

LOL, your assertions about the bank job, really? In spite of their role in the bank?

bigpicture001:
I can bet my balls on that..I know I was her best..she did the usual lady's pattern .breaking up and still tearing away.

I love her crazy. she knows. we planned to get married. The problem is not wether i will take her back but that i want to get married next year..so it might be too late..but i can bet with my life that onyeka can never give me that call. Never!

Then give her the call nauw

Juliusmomoh:
Thank you

Welcome.

Juliusmomoh:
Yeah.. He can play around.

I meant, he can start play group. That's a class for early years.

Alternatively, you can wait till he is 2 then he can start pre school.

Mrsoft3:
It is growing well and fruiting,come to kaduna and see

Sorry, apparently, the person you quoted didn't quote your post properly so I just read your response to his post not knowing you are the original poster.

Wow. This is interesting oh. What if I'm looking to be an investor, is that an option?

hbemigho:
I believe it is peculiarly characteristic of Nigerian parents to buy extremely oversized clothing and accessories for their children.

I mean, how can you go to the market to buy a shirt or shoe for me and you left me at home?

How?

So my mum will take a broom stick to measure my leg before going to the market and then come back with a shoe that is almost the size of my father's leg.

Wawu!

Mummy edakun, bhet what happened to the broomstick you went with na?

Or issit that you measure my leg to goan buy shoe for daddy? �

Of course, you know I cannot voice any of these out. Na inside my mind the conversation dey go on.

Or should I talk about how my dad will drive to Warri to buy longsleeve shirts for me and my brother, that after wearing the shirt, we will now be looking like all those overzealous upcoming evangelist sent against their will to win lost souls for Christ in the remotest of villages.

The painful part is that my dad will now be saying,

Wow! See as this cloth fit you. I wish I can take it for myself.

Inside my mind I wee be like, why not just take it na, it's kukuma your size you have bought so.

For many years, I tried to figure out why our parents were always exhibiting this behavior.

If it's because they want us to wear the cloths for a longer period as we dey grow like agric fowl, so that we won't be outgrowing cloths per second, per second.

But you know what usually happens?

Before we will now grow into the cloths, like when the one they bought for me is now actually my size, the shirt go don wash, fade or tear anyhow.

So what is now the point?

As a young boy with too much swag, I was always having severe chest pain in my neck whenever my parents wanted to get us new cloths.

The day I gave up on the struggle was when my mum accompanied my dad to the optometrist to select a glass frame for him

Brethren, my supposedly ever young fineboy dad came back wearing one kind glasses that had him looking like an old retired government secondary school principal in one of those remote villages.

The frame nor just fit am at all.

The thing was very oversize.

As in the glass frame big pass my daddy's small face.

My mum kept saying wow, see how you are looking so smart.

Omo!

Inside my mind, I was saying "yes make e dey go round like this."

This oversize ehn, everybody must collect!

Photos used for illustration

LOL, very interesting write up plus zero grammatical blunder. I feel like opening a go fund me account on your behalf.

Juliusmomoh:
Parent in the house should help us answer this please... It's urgent...... It's just 1 and six month old

Do you mean 1 year, six months old? If so, the child can get started in play group.

Abimbolafavour:
Please i need advice on what to do... I Met a guy along the line we started talking , he's smart , l like the way he talks so matured .. We met like four times... Suprisely the last time i saw he .. We had a normal conversation since then he started acting strange he doesnt call again .. I sent him a message he didnt reply , called almost five times he didnt pick up neither did he return my calls. I was so hurt and pain i couldnt concerntrate at work my MD had to ask me whats wrong .. I lied to her something entered into my eyes . I still don't understand what could have gone wrong .. I don't deserve to be treated this way. Up till now no calls , i made up my mind not to call him so as not to look desperate and i really love this guy. Nairalander pls whats the next step to take.?

You met four times and you're already in love?

Wow.

Mrsoft3:
Kindly contact me

Let me wait for you to run the test before I make a decision

Pain:
He doesnt even know the difference between LEAVE and LIVE. So where do we start?

LOL. Too many issues going on with the guy.

TsaTrinity:
Hahahaha
That's for a wrong reason my dear. I meant something a northerner will do that will make other northerners boast of their region. Very soon, people will comment 'igbo amaka' because of Mo Abudu. I stand corrected though if she isn't Igbo but the point is when a person does well, his or her region hails and boast about them. I can't say that for North except from Aisha Mohammed

You missed the obvious sarcasm in my post.

TsaTrinity:
Congratulations to them.
I keep asking myself why do northerners miss out on world recognitions. If a person breaks a record in school abraod, check it, it's a southerner. If a person was appointed to a very high position e.g an aide to the US President, it's a southerner.
No offence to them or do I intend to start an eWar in this forum but this is more than the system being broken.
#TruthOfTrinity

You're wrong. The herds men and bokoharam are globally recognized.

JayAutos05:
Clean leather

Sincerely Sir, if you can boldly refer to this worn out leather as clean, then everyother thing you said about this car should be highly doubted. Choooiii

NEROSKY:
Was i the one who told you to fail comprehension in English?
Go and collect your school fee back bro.

LOL. I just wanted you to confirm that you're actually intellectually comatose and you did.

Okay, so now that you're done ranting, can you please tell us why Africa will never progress?