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Politics › Re: PDP Receives Defected APC Members In Ogun State by humberjade: 4:06am On Aug 27, 2022

dollytino4real:
The full Ogun state reach 200,000?

Haba sister, what do you take us for, a State of close to 4million residents? Softly abeg grin

Politics › Re: PDP Receives Defected APC Members In Ogun State by humberjade: 3:57am On Aug 27, 2022*

Buahahahahahaha

This is the most hilariously hallucinatory bullscrap I have read in this electioneering period.

APC polled 241,670 votes to defeat their rivals in 2019, while a faction of APC (APM) polled around 222K votes. So who ever conjured those figures want us to believe half of APC moved to PDP? Damn too hilarious cheesy

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Sports › Re: Transfer - Marseille Break Silence On Signing Ronaldo From Man United by humberjade: 9:14pm On Aug 25, 2022*

This man should go and collect his retirement funds in the MLS jeje.

I understand he's a fighter, a winner, one who doesn't settle for less, but the signs are there for him to see. He has paid his dues, and shone like a million stars, he should leave European club football while the ovation is still echoing.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian National Arrested In India For Drug Trafficking by humberjade: 3:05pm On Aug 25, 2022

darling2222:
Too bad
If thing's were better in Nigeria,will all this be happening.

Yes, it will still be happening, he who is lazy to work hard in legimate ways would look for any means necessary to make money no matter the cost. Even Americans are into it big time, a lazy man is a lazy man irrespective of the opportunities around him.

Politics › Re: Odims, Charly Boy Meet Obasanjo, Decry Poor State Of The Nation by humberjade: 7:30pm On Aug 23, 2022

So Charlie man sef nah youth...issokay oo >: grin

Different groups go just dey spring up during election periods; obviously most are just looking to chop their own share of the electioneering largesse

Family › Re: I Caught My Wife Using A Vibrator by humberjade: 4:33pm On Aug 21, 2022*

Adetayo41:
My wife has been depriving me intimacy for the past 1 months, i touched her yesternight, she declined, and later in the middle of the night, I caught her using a vibrator, although I did as if I was sleeping,

What should I do house.? I am pained though

Na good communication una need. Sit her down and ask her why she's going solo. Some women can be too shy to discuss these things with their husbands. Maybe you just do the do, satisfy yourself and you are up, without satisfying the woman. Love making is not just about thrusting in and out of a woman for 2 minutes; this is marriage, not some side chic or call girl.

That's why they say pre-intimacy is key in marriage, look for ways to spice up your sex life. Some experts even say when it comes to this, you and your wife can still bring the s*x toy into your relationship; it helps you out with your own deficiencies in bed, just make sure you are part of the process.

This problem if not properly managed now, could be the beginning of the end of joy in your marriage, or it's premature end, or even worse.

All the best.

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Celebrities › Re: Celine Dion In 1993 vs 2022 (Pictures) by humberjade: 4:11pm On Aug 19, 2022

SeriouslySense:
That's the power of love. Some people become very alive with love and compassion.

Exactly

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Celebrities › Re: Celine Dion In 1993 vs 2022 (Pictures) by humberjade: 3:50pm On Aug 19, 2022

It all started with her husband's demise; the man was her backbone.

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Politics › Re: Lagos Blue Rail Line Nears Completion, Engineers Launch Final Track Beam by humberjade: 6:59am On Aug 19, 2022

plaindealer:
So, they are not rushing it, you are just begging them not to rush it..

You are even worse than a 2 year old baby.

Pele o ancestor, wetin una go chop no go ever make una get sense. If advising someone or the govt against a practice which is a norm in Nigeria is being childish, then your foolishness is top notch.

I am not like you who lick the a**es of politicians because of the stipend you get every now and then. It is because of people like you that we have high level of mediocrity at every level of governance in Nigeria.

All i want as a citizen are well built infrastructure that won't endanger the lives of fellow citizens, and won't start gulping billions again for palliatives in the nearest future. I don't bloody care who wins the Presidential election, after all, they are all chronic thieves, albeit on different levels and scales.

Politics › Re: Lagos Blue Rail Line Nears Completion, Engineers Launch Final Track Beam by humberjade: 2:13pm On Aug 18, 2022

plaindealer:
I was actually expecting you to show us proof that they are rushing the project, but as usual, you are too lazy and incompetent to come up with anything..

See me see success cheesy

It is high time you went back to complete your English classes i swear...i am still waiting for you to show me where I mentioned the project is being rushed. So advising against the normal pre-election rushing of projects which is a norm in Nigeria, is the same as accusing them of doing it? Interesting cheesy

Politics › Re: Lagos Blue Rail Line Nears Completion, Engineers Launch Final Track Beam by humberjade: 3:05am On Aug 18, 2022

plaindealer:
Do you know it's being rushed because you saw being rushed in the pictures or because you are a rail construction engineer ?

So who is the real slowpoke here? You.

I know supporting Tinubu is overcrowding your sense of judgement and reasoning, but no problem, it is well understood. When did advicing them not to rush it become, "they are rushing it"? Does the fact that a marriage Councillor or minister advices a newly wedded couple against infidelity or dishonesty in a relationship mean it will happen or it is happening?

Politics › Re: Lagos Blue Rail Line Nears Completion, Engineers Launch Final Track Beam by humberjade: 6:33pm On Aug 17, 2022

gr8ofnnetwork:
Just your life. Good news no dey ever make sense to your types. Always finding excuse to rubbish good news from others. Pathetic

Normally I don't reply morons like you, but I will do this, just incase English is now too hard for you to understand.

How has "Great news!" and advicing "the Lagos State government to ensure the project runs it course and not be rushed for elections"...become not praising good things?

I lived long enough in Nigeria to know that protects are rushed to meet up with elections...and end results of such practices are obvious.

So I use God beg you, maintain your lane

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Politics › Re: Lagos Blue Rail Line Nears Completion, Engineers Launch Final Track Beam by humberjade: 5:22pm On Aug 17, 2022

Great news! Long overdue

But you people should ensure the project isn't rushed because of the elections.

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Education › Re: Russia-Ukraine War: African Students Experience Racism by humberjade: 3:15pm On Aug 17, 2022

Well, according to the information available to me, and what I know first hand, it depends on the country you find yourself. Those who moved to Germany are doing okay, and are gradually making head way, while those who moved to Netherlands are living large, so far, they are the luckiest of our people who left Ukraine. Regular pocket money and better accommodation...the 3 I known are now employed with each on a year residence permit, which would be extended provided they remain employed.

Politics › Re: International Youth Day: I Take Very Strong Exception To The ASSU Strike - Atiku by humberjade: 9:11am On Aug 13, 2022

Wait a sec, someone should please help me calculate how long ASUU went on strike altogether under various PDP administrations, especially OBJ's administration.

I was a victim myself...was it 14 months during OBJ'S first term alone...all these clueless politicians taking advantage of matters arising to win votes, without actually spelling out how they are going to go about tackling them

Celebrities › Re: Being Rich Is Only Sweet In Africa — Speed Darlington Shares Experience (Video) by humberjade: 5:47pm On Aug 09, 2022

Facts

Although not from the angle he's looking at it.

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Sports › Re: Premier League To Introduce Mandatory Sexual Consent Training For All Players by humberjade: 6:39am On Aug 09, 2022

Discountsempai:
Look, this is the sports page. Take your obituary and agbado nonsense elsewhere....for goodness sake.

Sports › Re: Birmingham 2022: Tobi Amusan Wins Gold In Women's 100m Hurdles Event by humberjade: 4:45pm On Aug 07, 2022

Eriokanmi:
Commonwealth isn't just oo. Most of them also appear in the Olympics. Go check their names. World Athletics self na im be the world Cup for all world athletes. Athletics is just one of the events of the Olympic games.

Remember the likes of China, US, Russia, Germany, Poland etc, are not part of Common Wealth Nations. And when it comes to World Athletics, those countries are top. Imagine USA racing in the 4x100metres relay or the 200 metres.

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Sports › Re: Birmingham 2022: Tobi Amusan Wins Gold In Women's 100m Hurdles Event by humberjade: 3:04pm On Aug 07, 2022

Sports › Re: Birmingham 2022: Tobi Amusan Wins Gold In Women's 100m Hurdles Event by humberjade: 11:12am On Aug 07, 2022*

Iamgrey5:
Ese Brume and the lady that won gold at the dicuss event too.

Na dem be our hope at olympics

Yeah, Ese Brume too. But the lady that won the discuss Gold hasn't being heard of that much, unlike the other trio, I hope she stumps her foot too and take her place when the global contingents gather again. Remember, this is just the Commonwealth games.

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Sports › Re: Birmingham 2022: Tobi Amusan Wins Gold In Women's 100m Hurdles Event by humberjade: 10:55am On Aug 07, 2022*

Omo Ologo

Amusan and Ofili are my favourites right now, both ladies are going to be around for a very long time; breaking barriers and smashing records...nah to dey follow them like monitoring spirit now. grin

Proud of them both

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Sports › Re: Birmingham 2022: Favour Ofili Wins Silver In Women's 200m Event by humberjade: 10:32pm On Aug 06, 2022

She's gradually getting there...watch out for this young lady...She's going places

I celebrate her

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Travel › Re: Nigerian Lady Residing In Canada Berates Fellow Nigerians (Video) by humberjade: 3:42pm On Aug 06, 2022

walkbrazil4k:
....the wicked ones would get angry once they notice that you are lucky and everything is going well.

Very true

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Travel › Re: Nigerian Lady Residing In Canada Berates Fellow Nigerians (Video) by humberjade: 1:41pm On Aug 06, 2022*

Yeah, she is very right. Most Nigerians, especially those who have been abroad for years want new comers to go through the same process of hardship they went through before making it. But among these wicked people, you meet very good ones.

But then, what I noticed is that, some new ones are ingrates too, some are very wicked; they are ready to even step on their helpers to make it. So many have even gotten into trouble trying to help their countrymen. So most people just face their lane, but some don't care, they help if they have the power to, but keeps everyone at arms length to avoid getting into trouble, except a very small circle of friends ( 2or 3). Some even stay away totally from the gatherings of blacks altogether.

Most times, you can't just blame them; individual experiences, if you get me.

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Sports › Re: Birmingham 2022: Oborududu Wins Gold In Women's Wrestling Event by humberjade: 7:48pm On Aug 05, 2022

For a country that keeps shouting brokeness, where will the Sports Ministry, and by extension the FG get money to reward these brave sports people now? grin

Well, if dem fit dash Niger 1.5b, this too should come easy. cheesy

But seriously, it seems God has eventually remembered Nigeria as a country, these unprecedented breaking of records, and victories are testaments. We better all key into it and take advantage of these breakthrough individually and as a nation.

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Sports › Re: Birmingham 2022: Folashade (Gold), Omolayo (Silver) In Women's Para-powerlifting by humberjade: 3:28am On Aug 05, 2022

DeltaOil:
If cattle herding or t3rrorism becomes a sport the north will come 1st

The men are busy knacking their life away

Very funny cheesy

But too be candid, while too much of it diminishes the strength of male athletes, it is like a propeller to their female counterparts.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: War: Do Not Delay – Ukrainians Escape From Donetsk Region by humberjade: 4:02pm On Aug 04, 2022

Hmm

Politics › Re: Police Intercept Truck Carrying 147 Passengers From Zamfara Heading South by humberjade: 7:07pm On Aug 03, 2022

Madmohamed123:
So innocent Northerner's should not do their business again in yeruba land

It is wrong to tag any northerner a terrorist and suspect to me this is harassment of Nigeria citizens

Yeruba should respect Nigeria citizens if this people is not illegal immigrants from Niger republic if they are Nigeria they should sue police for illegal detention

Politics › Re: Okey Bakassi: I Will Vote Obi So Buhari, Tinubu, Atiku Won’t Need Going Abroad by humberjade: 2:06pm On Aug 03, 2022

Politics › Re: We Did Not Call For Impeachment Of Osinbajo ― Ohanaeze Ndigbo by humberjade: 9:13pm On Aug 02, 2022*

Righthussle:
This man is a good man but i don't like him. He's too weak for my liking. Nancy Pelosi get balls pass Osinbajo. Him too weak.

O boy eh, see senseless comparison

You want to compare a seasoned politician to a political neophyte? undecided

You are comparing Osibanjo to a politician in a country with very strong institutions to protect her if the president loathe and want her impeached? A country where things work?

A country that killed a whole Chief of Army Staff, Governor, and an ex Military chief, claiming all air mishaps were accidents, after all of them spoke strongly against sponsors of Boko Haram. Has Pelosi escaped death twice? Has her helicopter crashed landed twice?

We all saw the real capability of Yemi Osibanjo when his clueless boss was away on health sabbatical. We saw how healthy and smoothly the Npower scheme ran until it was taken away from him. Only a hypocrite would link him to his boss' cluelessness and below par performance, we all know what happens to Deputies who try to outshine their bosses in Nigeria. The only surviving is Atiku, the diabolical Fulani man; a tribe that gets away with anything in the country.

And yes, to his haters, he should have talked, prolly get killed, and nothing would still have changed. Only someone in the position of authority can make any difference whatsoever in a country like Nigeria.

Has anyone heard of 'stooping to conquer'? That was his plan, but they saw through him; denying him the ticket in the process. Only the living can fight, the 3 aforementioned are gone for good, who remembers them?

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