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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Imprisoned For Attempting To Meet With 14-Year-Old Girl In UK (Pix) by humberjade: 10:36am On Jan 08, 2023
Learnt his lesson the hardest possible way. This guy is obviously a chronic pedophile, and deserves what happened to him.

I have seen a lot of men go down; jailed and deported over their sexual relationships with underage girls, and I wonder their mental states. You know the repercussions in a white man country and you still allow yourself fall into the snare.

Fine, some of these white kids forge IDs to gain access to clubs, buy cigarette and date older men, but as for me, once our gaze meets once and I sense that you are underage or you even look 18 or 19, there is no way I will give you a second look. Kids these days grow very quickly; having physiques far bigger than their actual ages.

I know a guy who delights in the attention he derives from these white kids, and even exchanges phone numbers with them. I tried countless of times to talk sense into him but he sees me as a hater who is jealous, hence, I distant myself from him. I can't rat a brother out, but I wish he meets his waterloo like this Jimoh ASAP if he doesn't desist.
Travel › Re: Which Country Can 1.5 Million Travel To by humberjade: 9:04pm On Jan 05, 2023
Don't be deceived, 1.5m won't take you beyond Africa, except of course you want to go through the desert and Mediterranean sea. Flight alone would consume more than half of that money, depending on where you are headed.

Hustle more and make it 3-3.5m.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle (0 - 0) On 3rd January 2023 by humberjade: 11:38pm On Jan 03, 2023
holysaint1:
Both deals (mudryk and joao) are in the bag already. They re just trying to finalize everything.
Mudryk, yes, but I think Joao's deal is still being dragged, 17m is too much to loan a player for half a season nah.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Newcastle (0 - 0) On 3rd January 2023 by humberjade:
Now, Arsenal needs to get this Mudryk deal over the line ASAP, he's a player who excels in tight spaces, his presence today would have brought a different result IMO.

Plus Joao Felix if his loan price can be reduced a little by Atlético. However, getting a solid backup for Partey this transfer window will be very difficult, I hope he stays fit till May.
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Joshua Iginla 2023 Prophecies by humberjade: 5:52pm On Jan 03, 2023
All nah permutations grin
Travel › Re: Is 10 Million Naira Enough To Leave Nigeria? (japa Plans) by humberjade: 5:28pm On Jan 03, 2023
Spiff20:
You've made a sensible point, but insecurity is not everywhere in Nigeria. There are safe locations, there are still rich men in Nigeria who have never been robbed a single day talk more of being kidnapped. You people make Nigeria sound like a war thorn Somalia and your families are living here safely.
I get your points bro. I love my country so much, but the bitter truth is that the level insecurity is getting worse. The worsening economy situation in the country has reach a tipping point, and have started unleashing the beast in our people like we've never seen before. All our major highways are bedevilled by kidnappers. All our forests across the country are no longer safe. A multimillionaire in 9 digits can buy himself some sort of security on his farm, not a millionaire with 10m.

My close friend's husband was hacked to death on his livestock farm, leaving behind 3 young kids with his young wife. Sadly enough, he was already working on relocating abroad when death came calling. Last year alone, I read online of 2 US returnees who returned to Nigeria to invest in agriculture and hospitality respectively, while the former was hacked to death on his farm, the other was kidnapped in his hotel, ransom asked and paid, yet he was killed.

Yes, my family dey Nigeria, but there is no day I don't pray hard that God keep the preying eyes of people people away from them.
Travel › Re: Is 10 Million Naira Enough To Leave Nigeria? (japa Plans) by humberjade: 2:06pm On Jan 03, 2023
bazoodo:
when you say rat out to boys??
I mean bank officials work with robbers and kidnappers to sell out their customers.
Travel › Re: Is 10 Million Naira Enough To Leave Nigeria? (japa Plans) by humberjade:
It will, depending on your country of destination and type of visa you seek. It will relocate you to most Shengehn countries.

For all those saying "if you can make 10m in Nigeria you have no reason to JAPA", okay let's say you have the business or skill to maneuver the muddy and unfriendly business atmosphere in Nigeria, how do you maneuver the sh*ty security?

Remove insecurity, half of those who moved out in the last 5 years would still be back in Nigeria now. Is it the 10m that can't protect you in today's Nigeria? Money wey your account officer arrange with boys on top, them go kidnap you collect even more? And those advising you to go into farming, even multimillionaires are running away from farming now due to the killer herders and kidnappers. There is a reason why 95% of naija politicians' children reside abroad, Insecurity.

So my guy, if you have the means and you do not feel safe, JAPA!!! Your future generations will thank you for it. But with your 10m, abeg do not relocate without a sellable skill. At the very least, possess the driving skill of most automobiles and move with your licence for each.

Best of luck
Agriculture › Re: Farming Or Relocating Abroad by humberjade: 8:19am On Jan 03, 2023
Ordinarily I would say farming, and when the business becomes huge, you can then travel abroad to expand the business' reach...Holiday and connect with potential buyers. But then, I would suggest you put it on hold until these murderers are put in their place. Insecurity was my own main push factor.

I also have some hectares of land I intended to farm on, but the location is Fulani herders infested, so wisdom was profitable to direct. But if you think the location of your farm is safe from all those killer Fulani herdsmen, it would be a very wise idea to go into large scale farming if you have the financial strength to do so. Well cultivated and harvested farm produce can never run out of buyers, so, barring flood and related hazards that affect farmers, I think you won't regret it.

Because relocating abroad comes with so many risks; there is no guarantee of anything. Except of course you have a sellable skill that can be exchanged for money for an easier life.

All the best with your final decision.
Crime › Re: Assassins Set CBN Staff, Wife Ablaze In Ogun, Kidnap Son, Maid (pix) by humberjade:
brandsoncharlie:
Stop supporting Nigeria, Nigeria cases are far more to mention. Nigeria own is Too much.
It is not that I am supporting Nigeria. I hate it that my country is being consumed by Insecurity (my push factor), but then, every populous 2nd and 3rd world countries have problems that are bedevilling them. Although while those countries mentioned are far ahead of Nigeria in terms of development and on most indexes, I know for sure that crime rate is higher in India in comparison to Nigera.

After all, he made the comparison, not me. Just pointing out statistical facts. Although crimes are under reported in Nigeria, and of course rarely registered into the data base, if any exist, but still, we rank lowly when it comes to violent crimes globally.

Check the ranking of the cities and countries with most violent crimes, and I am sure you would agree with me. Otherwise, try relocating to South Africa or Mexico.

Nigeria only rank highly in terms of terrorism-related deaths.
Crime › Re: Assassins Set CBN Staff, Wife Ablaze In Ogun, Kidnap Son, Maid (pix) by humberjade: 9:53pm On Jan 01, 2023
God1000:
Such horrific death this new year, this is premeditated assassination

We hardly hear of such horrendous incidents in China and India with the population of 1.4 and 1.3 billion people respectively.

states and federal government in Nigeria have failed us completely in the area of security.
You have no idea...I know for a fact that no one in those two countries would hear of this heinous crime too. Callous crimes are not restricted to Nigeria, every 3rd world country has its share in large numbers.

Is it not the same India where a female passenger was gang raped by male passengers on a moving bus, inserted pipe into her private and pushed her out of the moving bus? You have no idea
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Pictured With Ribadu And Gov Badru In Mecca (Photos) by humberjade: 1:06pm On Jan 01, 2023
Naira20:
Peter Obi is not a thief.That you know and this is his USP.

The major dent on Tinubu with his twin crook is stealing of public fund.
The only edge Tinubu has over Atiku in evil is his involvement in hard drugs.
Peter Obi's hands are clean? Very hilarious grin

He might be the least corrupt of the 4 frontrunners, but the man def isn't clean. I have been around long enough to know that no elected or appointed member (past or current) of both APC/PDP is honest. They are all chameleons.

Nigerians are really very easy to take for a ride sha. grin

Same way GEJ cajoled folks with his "no primary school shoes" story...and Buhari with his anti corruption and disciplinarian story.

And again, my questions has been left unanswered about Obi. What were his achievements (with evidences) as Governor?
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Pictured With Ribadu And Gov Badru In Mecca (Photos) by humberjade: 11:13am On Jan 01, 2023
Naira20:
Ribadu looks unhealthy.

Besides, not sure many remembered him as the EFCC Boss.
Now hobnobbing with a thief would erase any good reputation he was believed to have
My question is that, which of them isn't a thief?

When it comes to corruption, the difference between the front runners is how much unlimited funds they have access to. They are all thieves, they just get levels
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 31st December 2022 by humberjade: 6:38pm On Dec 31, 2022
Angelfrost:
The only challenge is keeping the first team fresh and injury-free!
Exactly

Two signings in the DM and attacking positions in January, and we are covered.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 31st December 2022 by humberjade: 6:33pm On Dec 31, 2022
Arsenal scores
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 31st December 2022 by humberjade: 6:29pm On Dec 31, 2022
Angelfrost:
You are right, but Arsenal is on a roll right now!

Brighton shouldn't stand in their way.
I hope and pray so too. Man Utd are up our tail right now with their back to back victories and we play Newcastle next, we can't afford any slip up. The next two games are very crucial.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal (2 - 4) On 31st December 2022 by humberjade: 6:14pm On Dec 31, 2022
Angelfrost:
Everton has done Arsenal the biggest favor so far this season!

A simple victory this evening, and Gunners will be entering 2023 with 7 points clear of second placed City!

With consistency and focus, they can replicate what Milan did last season.

This is still very much a Gunner's season!
There is nothing simple about this Brighton team, they are a very good side...and considering that they already defeated us at home 3-1 this season, I wouldn't be too confident. For a team that massacred Chelsea 4-1 and won possession at the Etiahd, we can only pray that our club delivers tonight.
Politics › Re: What I Noticed On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by humberjade: 8:40pm On Dec 28, 2022
Kudos to them

Insecurity is the main reason most diasporans stayed away from the country this festive period.

I wish this can be sustained
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham (3 - 1) On 26th December 2022 by humberjade: 9:53pm On Dec 26, 2022
samiabigail:
na ojoro be this them don rob us of our clear PK undecided
But nah head the ball touch nah grin

I knew it wasn't a PK immediately I watched the replay
Politics › Re: Arise TV, Obaigbena Reaches Out, Meets To Resolve Dispute With Tinubu by humberjade: 5:53pm On Dec 23, 2022
HydraFeeds:
Our politicians are representation of whom we are as Nigerians .

All the three candidates are not good enough to lead

Tinubu is like an iPhone with bad battery (health issues) and cracked screen(multiple allegations against him ) though high productivity.

Atiku is like a Samsung phone with average battery(manageable health) ,cracked screen (multiple allegations against him ) and bad camera (tacit agreement to alternate presidency between North and South) average productivity.

Obi is like an Itel phone with good battery(good health) ,loud speaker(spurious statistics ,abusive and intolerant followers)slightly cracked screen (lesser allegations against him compared to the aforementioned) but low quality and productivity .
I totally agree with you, it is so unfortunate that Nigerians are restricted to those three as their front-runners for the Presidency. So pathetic to say the least.
Politics › Re: INEC Says Politicians Can’t Bypass BVAS Through Bought PVC by humberjade: 9:23am On Dec 19, 2022
And who told them they are buying those cards to impersonate the owners to vote?

They are majorly buying it from their opponent's strongholds
Celebrities › Re: Ronaldo Congratulates Messi For Winning The 2022 World Cup by humberjade: 10:13pm On Dec 18, 2022
AcuraZDX:
Oya oo. Una goat don congratulate our GOAT. grin

Pendu, sorry Ronaldo fans, it's not too late to do yours oo.

Congrats to the King of Football!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CmUi3RMOqVa/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
That's not CR's page, that's Ronaldo De lima of Brazil's page
Sports › Re: Argentina vs France : Qatar 2022 FIFA World Cup Finals (4 - 2)pens On 18/12/22 by humberjade: 4:24pm On Dec 18, 2022
TheHulk616:
How is that a penalty
Which channel are you watching it please?
Politics › Re: IPOB: Food Traders Boycott South East As Northerners Flee by humberjade: 9:52am On Dec 16, 2022
Issokay grin
Politics › Re: IPOB: Did Tinubu Denounce OPC When He Was Governor, Labour Party Asks APC by humberjade: 4:46am On Dec 15, 2022
Igbojew:
Boy you can do yourself an favour by typing this rubbish without crying.Your region is eldorado while South East is in shambles so can you let Igbos be by minding your low life business?................I am that Igbo Jew the table shaker
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Says a low life who hawks gala on the streets of South West by the day...and borrows data at night to constitute nuisance online. grin
You better go find a better paying job to secure your future with, else, you might remain the same or worse by whosoever wins in 2023.

And hey son, while shaking the table, remember your last meal might be on it. wink
Politics › Re: IPOB: Did Tinubu Denounce OPC When He Was Governor, Labour Party Asks APC by humberjade: 8:21pm On Dec 14, 2022
Solababa91:
That OPC didn't kill his own or destroy properties of his own is false ask Landlords in Lagos they'll tell you better, do you know the number of houses that were burnt or demolished by them?
Tinubu did rebuked them...I can remember one at least. And again, their excesses were nipped in the bud before it got out of hand, and they were cut to size before they became a monster. Moreover, that's the past, this is now. Those from the SE can look away for all I care, as long as their (IPOB/ESN) madness is restricted to that region, I don't bloody care. It is left to the Igbos to unite to condemn or continue to pamper them.
Politics › Re: IPOB: Did Tinubu Denounce OPC When He Was Governor, Labour Party Asks APC by humberjade:
Igbojew:
You bloody liar,if you don't know what to say better shut the Bleep up.You think some of are fools that people like you will come here to distort history because you want to deny what we already know.We remember how two factions of OPC under Faseun and Gani Adams kill themselves like flies or how OPC kill and burn body of Yorubas and tagged them arm rubbers back then and you are here asking stupid question was OPC killing their own people when it still flesh in our memory how they killed their fellow Yorubas unlike IPOB/ESN that never killed their own Igbo people except Police,DSS,NA or Igbo sabotours like Ebubeagu some South East governors uses to kill their fellow Igbo youths..................I am that Igbo Jew the table shaker
Whatever makes you sleep at night...keep reminiscing on the past, and not address the current multifaceted monster ravaging your region. grin

Thank God I have nothing whatsoever to do with/in that region, what I have in my region is enough for me. Destroy your region if you like, that's your cup of akamu. cheesy
Politics › Re: IPOB: Did Tinubu Denounce OPC When He Was Governor, Labour Party Asks APC by humberjade:
Was OPC killing its own people senselessly or stopping people from going about their daily bread?

I don't care who wins next year election, but if this IPOB/ESN's excesses isn't curtailed soon, it will snowball into a massive beast that even Obi, if he wins, won't be able to pacify.

Every uncurtailed arm baring agitators in the history Nigeria later grew out of control of their early sponsors and supporters.
Politics › Re: I Will Clear ASUU Salary Backlog - Atiku Declares by humberjade: 2:57pm On Dec 12, 2022
How long was ASUU on strike during Obj/ Atiku administration again ooo? grin

Atiku don see mumu cheesy
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by humberjade: 2:23pm On Dec 12, 2022
robosky02:
I hope they are not doing everything for messi to win this world cup

He criticized a referee and the ref is sent home

Martinez said: 'The referee was just giving everything for them.

'He gave 10 minutes [added time] for no reason. He was giving free-kicks outside the box for them, like two, three times. He just wanted them to score, that's basically it. So, hopefully we don't have that ref anymore. He's useless.'
These footballers are becoming too powerful, whilst there is no concrete evidence to prove that the ref was against Argentina, acting on the basis of the players' comments is setting a bad precedence.
Sports › Re: Morocco Vs Portugal: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 0) On 10th December 2022 by humberjade: 5:36pm On Dec 10, 2022
This Morrocan team hardly concedes, on top of that, it seems like they are playing at home...the entire host nation is behind them. If countries don't figure out a way to break them down, they might do the unthinkable.

The only person I pity right now is Ronaldo, it is now or never for him. Fingers crossed
Politics › Re: Unknown Gunmen Killed Two People, Set Police Van Ablaze In Enugu (video) by humberjade: 10:57am On Dec 10, 2022
Hmm

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