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Nicoddemus:Yeah I know, but I know you support them. ![]() |
Nicoddemus:Yeah APC failed by a mile to say the least, but is PDP any better? For a party who invested trillions in the power sector only to give us undiluted darkness, despite the fact that the price of crude oil tripled what we have now? They have no moral ground to seek power ever again, hence, they should crawl into any available hole abeg. |
The same Australia that is World's capital of mother of floods? 8th wonder ![]() |
Tired legs all over this Arsenal side...Leeds taking full advantage of this tiredness |
Dem think sey Wike get tribal mark ![]() "Ayu should promise to resign after elections"? Very hilarious, someone who promised and failed to resign in the event a Northerner wins the primaries...if he faltered wan so much is at stake, what's the guarantee he would do the right thing after the presidential election? Northerners see Southerners as foooolssss that can be played around like ball. I don't blame them, I blame the Southern leaders who have over the years sold the region's birthright for plates of yam porridge. |
oluwasunkanmi97:The only difference is that, while Arsenal have an in-form Man City team to contend with, Leicester didn't, all the big teams had a bad season then. |
RIP to the dead instructor, and speedy recovery to the injured. The trainee pilot is scared for life if she survives, I doubt she will have the confidence to fly again |
ChngedChnges:A good child is the father's, while a bad one is the mother's |
I think Tao is better, because most times I somehow forget it is the same person playing various characters while watching her skits, but the feeling is often not the same with Twyse |
Have you put into consideration how battered someone who work 6 days a week can be? Imagine she works in a rough city like Lagos too, with it's crazy traffic. And you want her to use her only rest day to dey waka upandan? Imagine what her Sunday looks like; church, laundry, cooking and sleeping. Guy, I want to assume your job affords you enough time to move around, hence, you should be considerate and be the one who goes visiting more. Work out a strategy that works for both of you, but in this case, she gets the longer end of the stick. Otherwise, let her be and look for a less busy woman to date. |
Sleekfingers:Spokesperson, I hail o ![]() Sports is some kinda showbiz, she needs to take note of what she wears outside tracks. Although everyone wants to look unique, but she's the world champ, our champ, all eyes will continue focus on her for as long as she reigns on the tracks. She needs to grab all that her new status offers, and while praying she reigns for a very long time, athletes have short career span. |
Layormiii:One of things she sucks at |
Hmm, something tells me that a chunk of the newly registered voters won't be able to vote as they will be back in school by then. ASUU to call off its strike between mid October and mid November. ![]() |
Hmm |
All made from the bloods of "third world citizens" |
Chai, Ogun State is in trouble...large migration looming |
Hmm Sometimes I wonder the criteria they use in picking these beauty pageants. I have met so many intelligent and beautiful Kenyans whom this lady can't even compete against. Well, I guess she was the best of all those who registered for it. Plus what is the purpose of these beauty pageantry sef, when actually they are full of average beautiful ladies? ![]() But Kenyan ladies can get big forehead sha ![]() |
This one wants to commit suicide and also take people along with him. Blades spinning everywhere without safety measures to protect himself, plus such tests are carried out in open fields with viewers and camera standing at a safe distance. Kudos for trying, but it is doing it all wrong regarding safety measures. |
Hmm, thank God for your life! I recall when I travelled to Israel, at the airport on my way out, while waiting for our luggage to be checked in, two different airport Police officers came at two separate times to ask us if our hand bags and boxes were packed by us. Immediately after the 2nd ask, my mind flashed back to how I prolly dodged a bullet that could have ruined my life. Two weeks earlier, I met this lady on this study abroad Whatsapp group, and somehow, we started private chatting. She knew I was travelling briefly to Israel, hence, she seeked l help her collect a gift her sister had promised her about 3 months earlier. Without thinking twice, I accepted. Then I asked her what the gift was, she said she doesn't know yet. It sounded odd to me, but I didn't think too much of it. Same question and answer were exchanged within my first 11 days in Israel. Then three days before my departure from Israel, she called me and told me her sister has finally revealed the gift; two pairs of shoes. I was like finally! Then she said her sister would prefer that I meet her somewhere to collect it, and would pay for my cab too. I still agreed. That night, I started putting the pieces together; every detail. In my mind, "how is it possible that my biological sister would want to send me something and she wouldn't know what she's sending for months until 3 days before she finally sends it? Still, my kind and naive heart didn't want to disappoint this lady. On the day I was suppose to depart, my mum sent her usual morning prayer messages (her own daily way of checking up on all her children, and all she needs is an "Amen" from you. She still does it till date by the way. May God continue to preserve her for us). After exchanging few chats, she called to wish me a safe journey and prayed more. Still, with my coconut head, I took my bath and headed out to collect the shoes. But while I was in the cab, my mum called again and said to me in Yoruba, "My father (as she fondly calls her male children), please do not leave your luggage with anyone or help anyone watch over theirs at the airport". Immediately, it was as if a veil was lifted off my face. But out of curiosity, I still proceeded to the meeting point . I saw a parked car at a blind spot (obviously to erase any video evidence of the exchange), with an Arab man and a black lady looking all conscious of their environment. I just told the driver to take me back to my hotel. After I told her I won't be able to go through with it, her last words before blocking me were, "F you mugu"! ![]() |
donem:Strange, but what can I say, after all, they signed up for it |
swiych:Being at the war front is different from this...matter of life and death....what he was doing there is almost the same as being on a parade ground. And as far as I am concerned, military medics are positioned strategically for medical emergencies at such events. Fainting is a regular occurrence in such gatherings, medics just weren't paying attention. |
swiych:Really? What a fuulish protocol, that fall alone; falling from a steep floor or stairs facedown is very dangerous, could lead to a traumatic brain injury or worse. |
They saw him wobbling, but the morons just had to wait until he collapsed. Him sef wan die with the queen, Abobaku. |
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Moh247:If truly he said this, then Nigerians are in for a bumpy ride if he wins. A man who swore with the blood of his family, on a promise he knew he couldn't keep, who are Nigerians for him to stick to his promises for? Words really mean nothing to this one. Sadly, all the major contestants are chronic thieves and liars, it is left for Nigerians to vote the one with at least best verifiable records to make an impact. Words are cheap in Nigeria, that's why politicians take the electorates for granted when making promises they can't honour. |
GloriousGbola:It didn't stop them, but it made her know what was going and was about to happen without raising any suspicion; giving her a head start which prolly actually saved her life. |
Afoonja:That's why she's a media personality ![]() |
DBestDoc:Not in every case o, anybody can be a father or a mother, but being a mum or a dad is a different ball game. Exactly, but some people are just greedingly stoopid, a means of getting extra cash that you know can be taken away from you at anytime if you mess up, yet you still want to abuse it. Some people are just so short sighted. Someone who's yet to settle already pays one of your children's tuition, imagine what she would do once everything gels for her. |
Chidiesta: |
DBestDoc:Although the OP is a woman, but a baby mama might do worse |
dollytino4real:Depression ke?! Wetin we carry, wetin you throw? ![]() Snyway, me sef know sey na cruise mode you dey. ![]() |
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