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Politics › Re: Kyari May Spend More Days In Detention As NDLEA Approaches Court by humberjade: 9:34am On Feb 17, 2022
I know by now, the top brass of the Nigerian Police Force will be running helter-skelter to look for a weakness to blackmail Marwa with...but sadly for them, the ship carrying Kyari and his cohorts (military and civilian) to their final doom don sail grin

Even Kyari himself go dey watch him back for detention, before them go off am talk sey nah suicide cheesy
Politics › Re: 2023 Elections: What Atiku Abubakar Actually Said About Zoning And Age by humberjade: 4:56am On Feb 17, 2022
Why him dey shalaye nah... On top sey he sha wan become President by force sha grin

Awon team "Life long dream to be President"... cheesy

The last desperate one, we know where it has landed us now grin

All these spent ancestors with their draconian style of thinking and leadership should go home and rest abeg, Naija's problem is beyond what their frail bodies and minds can handle.
Politics › Re: Can You Identify MKO Abiola And Obasanjo In This Throwback Photo? by humberjade: 10:28pm On Feb 16, 2022
MKO don dey feel himself since high school...see the billionaire pose cheesy
Family › Re: Mysterious Drops Of Blood In The House..help? by humberjade: 12:51pm On Feb 16, 2022
soundOsonic:
Yes it happened to me every time, I thought one of my guy dey do menses.

It was first a theory, then we fumigate the room and slept that night, and then nothing like that happened again
Hmm...Issokay o, you had better be right grin
Family › Re: Mysterious Drops Of Blood In The House..help? by humberjade: 10:26am On Feb 16, 2022
soundOsonic:
Don't be scared it happened to me and my roommate then in school.

One of you is sleeping on the tile.
When mosquitoes be use their probosis (mouth part) to Pierce you and then it sucks your blood, when it removes it's probosis from your skin; there is always little blood on the surface of the skin.
It's like needle Pierce your skin and you see little blood on the surface.


Blood is easily noticed on tile than on your sheets or rugs.
Nothing serious
Really?! angry And it will be a repeated occurrence?
Family › Re: Mysterious Drops Of Blood In The House..help? by humberjade: 10:24am On Feb 16, 2022
Senomii:
Omo why I open this thread, I don run comot for house as I just see something like person shadow enter my kitchen
If you are running in the afternoon, how are you gonna sleep at night?
Family › Re: Mysterious Drops Of Blood In The House..help? by humberjade: 10:20am On Feb 16, 2022
Hmm

And this your friend has been residing in a haunted house for 2 years; experiencing that weird sh*t? Well, he's lucky things are still intact for him
Crime › Re: Teenager Kidnaps 4-Year-Old Girl In Katsina, Demands ₦70,000 Ransom (Photo) by humberjade:
Updating9JA:
Vanguard also gathered from sources that when the woman quizzed Abdulbasir on what he was doing with the little girl, he said, they were just chatting but told the woman that she can go back home with the girl if she wants and she gladly did.

On taking the girl home and narrating the encounter to her parents, the father immediately reported the case at the Malumfashi Police Station and Abdulbasir’s father was invited for questioning concerning the whereabout of his son, who was then at large.

Abdulbasir who later returned to the house was informed by his mother that his father was invited by the police and is being questioned over his whereabout. So, Abdulbasir decided to turn himself in and confessed to commiting the crime.
Na wetin happen exactly be this...why Nigerian police come they hype themselves as if na intelligence gathering they use rescue kid and nab the guy grin

Updating9JA:
Subsequently, the Police Anti-Kidnapping unit, swung into action, carrying out a diligent and meticulous investigation which led to the arrest of the mastermind, one Abubakar Abdulbasir, ‘M’, aged 16yrs of Marabar-Kankara village.
Wayo cheesy
Travel › Re: The Longest & Largest Drainage System In Akwa Ibom Nears Completion (Pictures) by humberjade: 5:18pm On Feb 15, 2022
Most Nigerians nor dey disciplined...watch them turn it to refuse dump once rain falls
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Has Deployed Attack Helicopters To Ukraine Border (Photos) by humberjade: 2:26pm On Feb 15, 2022
revolt:
SADLY A LOT OF KIDS HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF THAT HISTORY. ITS EXACTLY THE SAME SCENARIO. THATS WHY RUSSIA IS PARANOID. NATO NEEDS TO RELAX. UKRAINE IS SO UNFORTUNATE TO HAVE BEEN A MAJOR PART OF THE USSR. OEOPLE DONT KNOW THIS BUT UKRAINE WAS USED AS THE SCIENCE CAPITAL OF THE USSR.. THATS WHY ITS SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED. USSR INVESTED HEAVILY IN UKRAINE. PLUS THERES A BIG POPULATION OF ETHNIC RUSSIANS THERE.
Very apt
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Has Deployed Attack Helicopters To Ukraine Border (Photos) by humberjade: 2:24pm On Feb 15, 2022
Swaelyf:
Its almost impossible now because Russia would take them to be weak and could invade them whenever they please like theyd turn into russia's lap dogs
You are correct...but it is a war they can never win, and their allies can only last a very short distance...I know this is how international relations works...but all parties must show caution. This is how World Wars start...a little spark can make an entire forest burn to ashes.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Has Deployed Attack Helicopters To Ukraine Border (Photos) by humberjade: 2:17pm On Feb 15, 2022
railone:
lip service? for a country that have send more aid both financial and military to Ukraine than any other country.
This stunt they can't allow at their own background...and again, why start something you can't finish. Watch them abandon the ship once it becomes messy

The truth of the matter is that US can't win a war against Russia at their own backyard if one were to breakout...after the show of military force by both parties, diplomacy is the answer...because trust me, the present day America is scared of going to war, due to the potential human and financial loss.

America can't afford to go to a needless war with Russia now. The mid term elections are around the corner, and considering the fact that Biden's rating is already, he will have to be very smart with this...but Putin on the other side, don't really care...Guys like Putin shouldn't be pushed to the wall.

Buy seriously, the loss is greater than the gain
Crime › Re: How I Sold My Brother Out To Be Killed - Lagos Cultist (Photo) by humberjade:
Really?! You simply stopped relating with them? This one is a b*stard!

Although I am not involved in this their sh*t called cultism...but whosoever kills my close blood had better pray I don't know him...because I won't rest until I revenge...it is gonna be an eye for an eye...I don't joke with my fam
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Has Deployed Attack Helicopters To Ukraine Border (Photos) by humberjade: 1:30pm On Feb 15, 2022
Ovo200:
Stupid Western media creating panic everywhere. Russia isn't planning to invade Ukraine, Putin clearly stated that he would invade Ukraine should Ukraine join NATO and it would Lead to a nuclear war and there won't be winner. Why are Democrat so much in love with war, they make loads of fortune from war.
The world is missing Trump, the only USA president that did not start another fresh war
Democrats love war?...when it has always been Republicans taking the country to war in recent history...but you are correct about Trump being the only one to make sure US maintains its lane
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Has Deployed Attack Helicopters To Ukraine Border (Photos) by humberjade: 1:17pm On Feb 15, 2022
To think we have thousands of Nigerian students in Ukraine is worrisome...I think there is no going back now, the shells will soon start dropping. cry

Considering US seem to be playing lip service to protecting Ukraine, can't the Govt retrace its steps to at least protect the lives of its citizens?

Reminds me of the Cuban Missile Crisis...almost the same scenario played out, but the onslaught was stopped at the die minute by the leaders of both countries...I pray a sincere last minute diplomacy can work in this case too.
Politics › Re: Yahaya Bello North East Supporters Hosted Kogi CoS Asuku (Video) by humberjade: 12:28pm On Feb 14, 2022
Naijafever1:
This man will shock Nigerians
Shock us with the loudness of his impending failure at this inglorious attpemt at the no 1 seat in the country?! Yeah, sure thing
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Northern Elders Lament Incessant Killings by humberjade: 12:24pm On Feb 14, 2022
Una good morning oo

Clowns, thought the massive illiteracy and unemployment were being used to the advantage of rich and educated few in the region...gradually, it is getting to your door steps. Na as una make una bed una dey lay ontop am so.
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Northern Elders Lament Incessant Killings by humberjade: 12:21pm On Feb 14, 2022
Una good morning oo
Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Visits The Akarigbo Of Remo Land by humberjade: 9:24am On Feb 14, 2022
ChangetheChange:
grin
Did d he shiit on him self again and how many times did they change his pampers at the oba palace


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLujs6yMepE
They even had to shout the person covering it down...but which kind greediness be this for Christ sake?!
Sports › Re: Rasheedat Ajibade Scores Another Brace As Oshoala & Plumptre Also Score by humberjade: 8:40am On Feb 14, 2022
DuBLINGreenb:
I don't know why plumptre is not plumpy that aside,

My advice to the Falcons coach is this please try and select fine girls

Even if we are not winning Atleast let us have players that we are comfortable looking at, players we can be proud to say these are our own, players who will be confident in their looks.

Just look at the D'Tigress in the looks department they are Ok and it shows on the court they play with confidence and even when they are losing Atleast their faces are appealing to look at not all these Uchenna Kanu and co. With their strong strong manly faces I used to think your game plan was to frighten the girls from the other team but clearly it has not been working

So please and please let's try something different, I am saying this because I know for a fact there are fine girls on the team and you dropped them girls like Patricia George and Onyinyechi Zogg
I can't believe I am reading this... embarassed
Sports › Re: Rooney: Alex Ferguson Ordered Me Out Of His Office Over Ronaldo by humberjade: 5:20pm On Feb 11, 2022
hansomb:
That's in hindsight now. Then they are unknown. But Valencia was a good player with balls unlike what we have now.
Yeah, made of steel! Just trying to compare him with the quality of the outgoing players
Sports › Re: Rooney: Alex Ferguson Ordered Me Out Of His Office Over Ronaldo by humberjade: 11:21am On Feb 11, 2022
bizhop01:
After he won epl that very season
Overconfidence...when you think that coaching prowess is the major reason the team won the league, and not majorly due to the pedigree of the players in the squad
Sports › Re: Rooney: Alex Ferguson Ordered Me Out Of His Office Over Ronaldo by humberjade: 11:16am On Feb 11, 2022
sharpwriter:
Na business ọ̀gá, sold two to get three grin
Hahahaha...na true sha cheesy
Sports › Re: Rooney: Alex Ferguson Ordered Me Out Of His Office Over Ronaldo by humberjade: 8:57am On Feb 11, 2022
Imagine...you sold Ronaldo and Tevez and then replaced them with Antonio Valencia, a spent Michael Owen and Gabriel Obertan...No be juju be that ? cheesy
Sports › Re: Arsenal Enter Race To Sign Osimhen From Napoli by humberjade:
VeryWickedMan:
Na you be aboki wey dey polish shoe na cheesy

Fact is they won titles with other clubs and not Arsenal. Their names & pictures are on those clubs trophy rooms and they have no monuments at Arsenal l.

50 years from now, Van Persie will be remembered at Man Utd & not Arsenal. Take it or leave it.
Very very funny...Van Persie will be remembered at Man Utd where he spent 3 years over a club where he spent the greater part of his productive years? Very hilarious...a club he captained...won is first Premier League Golden Boot award...where he scored his season's highest (35 goals)?

His one and only achievement at Man Utd was one EPL, and the club threw under the bus once he started having injury problems. The same problem he had for years at Arsenal and the club stuck by him until he was able to fix it with a very rare treatment regimen...he had the best season of his life and bailed on the club. Had Arsenal not stood by him, I bet he would have ended his career at Feyenoord.

So bro, if you want to criticise Arsenal, have your facts, and relegate sentiments to the back seat
Politics › Re: 2023: APC, PDP Govs, Dangote, Otedola, Others Move To Save Nigeria by humberjade: 1:17pm On Feb 10, 2022
joyandfaith:
Rich people also cry. Nigeria is sinking. It is a consensus among some stakeholders that the country need an agile, young, vibrant, and cerebral leader to rule the country.
Well, it is the demon they all to a very large created...
Electing an agile, young, vibrant, and cerebral leader to rule the country should be paramount on everyone's mind, but unfortunately, this is the case

Sports › Re: Arsenal Enter Race To Sign Osimhen From Napoli by humberjade: 1:11pm On Feb 10, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
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Van Persie is a Man Utd EPL winner & legend
Fabregas is a Barca, Chelsea winner & legend
Adebayor is a Man City legend
Nasri is a Man City EPL winner and legend
Aubameyang is Borussia Dortmund legend
Yeah, except for the fact that the first 4 people you mentioned were polished at Arsenal FC before they attracted those clubs.
Sports › Re: Arsenal Enter Race To Sign Osimhen From Napoli by humberjade: 12:43pm On Feb 10, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
When last Arsenal win spoon?
2 FA cups and 2 Community Shields within the last 5 years...as against Napoli's one within the same period.

And most of the guys you people claim Arsenal always rubbish, ends up going to very attractive clubs...meaning Arsenal polishes them for better opportunities.

Adebayo, Van Persie, Fabregas, Nasri and now Aubameyang.
Politics › Re: 2023: APC, PDP Govs, Dangote, Otedola, Others Move To Save Nigeria by humberjade: 11:48am On Feb 10, 2022
Very powerful committee indeed...but whatever they came up with without representatives of the ordinary people at the meeting, is just a gathering of the rich and powerful in the society looking for ways to further widen social inequalities; ways to pacify the ordinary people some carrot so as to keep them suppressed and pave way for them (the ruling class) to keep holding sway.

Nigeria's problems are way past what the gathering of the rich only can solve
TV/Movies › Re: Which One Is Your Favourite Movie Among These 4 by humberjade: 1:00am On Feb 09, 2022
wunmi590:
huh

All make sense, but I still stick with 24hours, because I love action movie...

But e be like say as i don marry now, i don dey leave action movie angry
Na Telemundo you go dey watch now o cheesy
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Anyim, Whom The Cap Fits by humberjade: 10:28am On Feb 07, 2022
2tpick:
God bless you my dear, that is, of u never at any point supported buhari's in both 2015 and 2019
Enough of who supported who in the past...Nigeria as a country can't afford to make another mistake again.. irrespective of the region that produces the next President...a vibrant and charismatic President is needed, if not, Nigeria might not comeback from another 4 years of decadence
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: Anyim, Whom The Cap Fits by humberjade: 9:07am On Feb 07, 2022
Hmm

This man that used to sleep off at major occasions as SGF under GEJ...how will he cope with the tedious activities of a President?

Abeg Baba Anyim, go and sleep at home biko.

All these old and unhealthy men should go and rest at home abegi...Nigeria is too stagnated and sick to be led by an unfit fellow.

Funny enough, his team has gone to take down all his sleeping pictures from the Internet...interesting! cheesy cheesy

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