Romance › Re: I Thank God, I Just Hit The Jackpot!!! by Hypnotise: 7:04pm On Nov 07, 2023 |
Nice dream but it is time to wake up |
Phones › Re: Elon Musk Says X (formally Twitter) Will Start Charging $1 For by Hypnotise: 5:32pm On Oct 18, 2023 |
This guy dey overdo already a billionaire but still wanting kobo millions Facebook for years has been free including whatsapp so why this the rich keeps getting richer |
Travel › Re: I Want To Japa, But My Friend Who Is Abroad Has Been Discouraging Me by Hypnotise: 3:00am On Oct 07, 2023 |
Japa. You can do healthcare and they employ regularly. Naija now na  |
Romance › Re: If U're Having Regular Sex Be Grateful. Some Of Neva Fvck For 6 Years Now. by Hypnotise: 6:19pm On Sep 28, 2023 |
You no dey see action because you no dey hunt. Many lonely ladies looking for cuddles and one thing can lead to another |
Crime › Re: I Nearly Committed Murder This Night by Hypnotise: 9:44pm On Sep 25, 2023 |
Wetin your sister do you wey you wan strangulate am first |
Phones › Re: I Never Understand Why People Buy Them by Hypnotise: 3:58am On Sep 16, 2023 |
DyingFetus: iPhone na just waste of money tbh You don use am before and you no like am? |
Romance › Re: Knacking Festival In Ghana�(video) by Hypnotise: 10:22pm On Sep 06, 2023 |
Charlie which kind cultural heritage be this |
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Romance › Re: To My Fellow Stoners, How Much Do You Spend On Weed Weekly? by Hypnotise: 8:30am On Aug 26, 2023*. Modified: 4:02am On Aug 27, 2023 |
Enough to quench the stress |
Romance › Re: HELP!!! There's Blood In My Stool by Hypnotise: 7:24pm On Aug 04, 2023 |
Eat lots of vegetables |
Family › Re: I Don't Want My Son To Bear My Surname. Could This Be Possible? by Hypnotise: 9:00pm On Jul 25, 2023 |
People rejoice when a boy is born because of the continuity of the lineage. A man should not change surname just like that because of history attached to it. You don’t like your father, fine be a better father to your children but the lineage should continue |
Romance › Re: The Effect Of Colorado A.K.A Colos On The BRAIN by Hypnotise: 6:22pm On Jul 24, 2023 |
That thing no good oo speaking from experience |
Travel › Re: Which Country Can Relocate With My Family With 1m by Hypnotise: 6:20am On Jul 23, 2023 |
It is enough to take you to U.S.A United States of Ajegunle |
Education › Re: I Scored More Than The Girl JAMB Is Presenting As Highest Scorer by Hypnotise: 5:14pm On Jul 08, 2023 |
Crystalom35: This is my own jamb result. Please nobody should shout fake result o This score is not the highest. My neighbour score pass this one |
Travel › Re: Subsidy: FCT To Develop Lanes As FRSC Wants Nigerians To Embrace Bicycles by Hypnotise: 9:47pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
Very smart idea. First world countries all have provisions for cyclists. Dem dey make use of am wella |
Romance › Re: A Tanzanian Woman Married To Three Husbands(pics) by Hypnotise: 1:01am On May 06, 2023 |
What’s the point? She can only be a mother to one husband’s kids at a time |
Crime › Re: Hell Is Empty And All The Devils Are Here. See What They Did To Child (graphics) by Hypnotise: 8:44am On Apr 27, 2023*. Modified: 1:30pm On Apr 27, 2023 |
etrange: A picture taken at moment in time from a certain angle doesn't tell the whole story. This is obviously a sculpture in the making. But then again, you guys only see what you want to see. Otherwise, you'd have known it's an art exhibition and the kids are taking turns to splash paints on the artwork. You see them lined up with different tools in thier hands. You see the buckets of paints there. But yeah, let's call out sinners. This is gay agenda. No child below 18 should be exposed to this because it’s adult art. Pikin wey suppose dey paint colouring book dey paint wetin I no know |
Politics › Re: First Lady Aisha Buhari Closes Down Beauty Parlor In Kaduna by Hypnotise: 8:46am On Apr 26, 2023 |
Sylverbox: Now is this good or bad? Maybe the person below me has an idea. Sylverbox: lol! Who we go ask now? because google sef no know. It was bad because she focus on Nigeria tax payer money. Na so so travel to Dubai any small thing |
Romance › Re: Traveling Out, Do I Sponsor Myself Or My Wife by Hypnotise: 8:59am On Apr 23, 2023 |
Never you make the mistake of training a woman to be ahead of you. She would start to disrespect you mercilessly once she starts earning more than you |
Romance › Re: Training Me Through School Doesn’t Mean I Will Marry You—lady Tells Partner (vid by Hypnotise: 8:57am On Apr 23, 2023 |
She can be sued for this. Negligence and failure to comply |
Romance › Re: Is Loyalty Prank A Good Way To Test Relationship? by Hypnotise: 12:09pm On Apr 22, 2023 |
Dshocker: Truth is 75% will fail or fall for it....
True true, genuine true love is scarce and and these boils down on poverty...
Take UK for example, getting sex is very difficult, unless she loves you, because the girls are comfortable and can provide basic life necessity.
Unlike in Nigeria, a girl is ready to sleep with you, all to see money to eat, it is terrible. It’s about the looks outside. You have to live up to their fantasy and check dating platforms. Na you go run. |
Romance › Re: Don’t Kill Yourself Over Any Lady That Feels She’s Too Special,Here Is Why by Hypnotise: 9:32am On Apr 12, 2023 |
G00DHardDick: You must be a simp for thinking money is the most powerful tool you have as a man. What happens when your money finishes? She'll dump your ass without thinking twice.
Young man, while money is important, Attention is the most powerful tool you have as a man, let her crave badly for it yet be extremely selfish with it. guide it very well Attention is fickle. On an average, women get tons of attention from all social media platforms. If she doesn’t like him and he starves her of attention, it’s short one and he fades into oblivion. Now on the other hand, if an average guy she doesn’t like uses money to make her feel comfortable and have date like experiences together, she starts to get attached and develop feelings. Or would you tell me that a lady will prefer to have the attention of a suitor or sit in front of a Mercedes Benz |
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Romance › Re: Don’t Kill Yourself Over Any Lady That Feels She’s Too Special,Here Is Why by Hypnotise: 7:14pm On Apr 11, 2023 |
G00DHardDick: Dear men,
Attention Money is the most powerful tool you have as a man, use it wisely. Op you’re correct but it depends tho because this modern women are doing plastic surgery and it seems a lot like the original |
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Romance › Re: Why Can't I Have A Date After Exchanging Numbers? by Hypnotise: 10:31am On Apr 06, 2023 |
Probably because you may seem boring to them, and you don’t tickle their fancy. |
Romance › Re: Rate my plan to get green card by Hypnotise: 10:06pm On Apr 05, 2023 |
pansophist: Nice plan, but wait o, I have seen people with such plans here, and even if they succeed, their life will never remain the same, and probably for the worse. Oya grab a popcorn let go 
So you land at JFK New York airport, and probably that night, you match one whale on Tinder, and a week later, you propose. She was so excited and said YES. She said YES 
So fast forward three months later, you guys are officially married, and the dawn of your American dream begins. You are on a straight ride to your green card, congratulations.
But because you didn't love her, and only sees her as a means to an end, her presence disgust you. Just the imagination of her triple-layer potbelly rubbing your body during sex makes you vomit and wonder if the juice is worth the squeeze 
She proudly puts you guys' pics all over her Facebook, and something just looks off. Everyone can see it, even you. But since you are the best she can get, she doesn't care. She is happy that she found love.
Her life to you was very real, which makes it easier for her to live. But your own life is filled with lies, that made every day an agony for you. For example, she wonders why you hate holding her hands in public or going out with her since you do go out always.
She wants a child, and to keep the lies going, you have a child with a woman you desperately do not want. The sight of the child alone makes you angry, as it represents a living testimony of your lies.
Also, you are aware that even when you break up with her, the child becomes a dagger in your underbelly where you will pay child support till he/she is 18, to a woman you despise.
She probably is not an idiot. She knew deep down that something is off, and that you are with her for papers. If she doesn't knows, she has families, friends, and of course, social media to tell her that 
She has evidence from your behavior because the last time you kissed her was last year, and even during her birthday, refuse to perform sexually as the black African man that you are 
You keep asking yourself, does this paper even worth it? The job you manage to get is a job that stresses your life, and the money goes to sustain a home you don't want.
And if the devil wants to punish you completely, a few months to when you will be free from her without your immigration status being affected, she serves you the sweetest karma, by breaking up with you.
Then you start afresh. 
To swipe for a new whale. But now you are older, probably broke as the average American, and under heavy child support payment. You just realize that suffering comes in different ways.
You reminisce on your freedom back home, and how even though you were poor, you had your life together. And wish you never started this journey.
This might not be your fate, but it's the fate of so many men in the diaspora. I personally know a 36-year-old guy with three baby mamas, still undocumented. He thought he was smart and went on an impregnation spree.
But the girls ain´t idiots. They realise he needed them for paper and never gave it to him. And if he successfully becomes a legal resident, he will start paying child support to three children. He might not even see his salary, it will be deducted automatically.
Then you realize that the saying ¨No peace for the wicked is true¨. And wish you never started this mess. You vividly described the past, present and possible future. I was so happy when she said she was not pregnant lol |
Phones › Re: Since 7.30 PM Yesterday Till This Morning, My Phone Has Not on. (Iphone) by Hypnotise: 8:02am On Apr 04, 2023 |
henrygold100: my phone is taking hours to on after it went dead due to low battery. We dont have light. Am charging with powerban Get a new charger |
Celebrities › Re: Portable In Court (pictures) by Hypnotise: 5:47pm On Apr 03, 2023 |
Na to drop song about the whole ordeal go follow |
Romance › Re: Gay Man Chasing Me : My Experience by Hypnotise: 2:24pm On Apr 03, 2023 |
Being gay is insanity. Said it. |
Romance › Re: I Have Just Lost Everything To Betting by Hypnotise: 2:13pm On Apr 03, 2023 |
Lurdd: I don't even know how to start explaining this.. I feel like I've been charmed before And now my eyes are cleared. Am depressed right now, The money am saving for my house rent and other bills.. I've just lost it all this morning, just last night I was feeling bored and I logged into a betting site.. although I used to gamble a little before but I don't bet more than 200#, but I still can't just explain what I did to my self last night. So signed up betking last night..my budget was to play 500 game..till I didn't know what took me to virtual.. I first played #500 on Goal goal and under 2.5, but I lost it..then I went ahead to deposit 2k, I lost it also, I then deposited 5k and only won 700 and again lost it also.. I continued depositing and chasing my loses til I realized I've gambled away 215,000 just last night.. I can't bear this At this critical time I just feel like chocking myself to death  Smh. You are sport betting like a chronic gambler instead of investing like a shrewd businessman |