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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Told Me This. Does She Love Me? by Hypnotise: 8:35am On Sep 05, 2022
Messi1:
I thought your lover suppose to pray for your success.

Rosa came to cook for me as momma cooked beans and left without cooking something I will like, so we were discussing. I asked her to pray as my request for scholarship to cover my 30 percent deficit (i already have 70 percent scholarship from the school) is still pending. The pastor in charge of Taraba travelled to France so his suggestions and consent are needed to approve and process my schorlaship including room and board plus living expenses. She said "you shall not get it. Who will you leave me with?" I felt somehow. "How do you mean?" I asked smilingly, she replied that she cannot "suffer lonelyness..Victor you have to understand this". "Are you serious?" I frowned and she started to apologise.


Does this girl truly love me?
Just normal woman lamba don’t be deceived. She wants you to think as you’re thinking now
Christianity Etc › Re: I Know Why You Want Sex by Hypnotise: 8:24am On Sep 05, 2022
It’s because of sex everyone is here so it is very important and you think about important things
Crime › Re: Man Rapes Friend’s Wife Beside Her Husband In Lagos by Hypnotise: 8:37pm On Aug 30, 2022
When a porn director is a journalist
Romance › Re: Nigerian-US Soldier Flies Down To Nigeria To Surprise His Fiancee On Birthday by Hypnotise: 7:58pm On Aug 27, 2022
MissionaryArchi:
Let me reiterate this:

A simp buys her ice cream while an alpha gives her high screams.

A simp trusts her while an alpha thrusts her

A simp wipes her tears while an alpha swipes her for her peers.

Understand life!
Stay toxic
Crime › Re: Popular Yahoo Boy Baddyoosha Arrested For Fraud By FBI by Hypnotise: 6:49pm On Aug 27, 2022
How can someone have yahoo boy money without doing yahoo?
Who knows the answer to this question?
Education › Re: Curvy New Jersey Teacher Under Fire As Parents Call For Her Sack (Photos) by Hypnotise: 5:40am On Aug 26, 2022
Dressing provocatively is definitely harassment
Romance › Re: As a university Graduate, I can't speak Good english. I'm depressed. by Hypnotise: 7:47pm On Aug 23, 2022
You need to watch plenty American films and watch international news too
Romance › Re: What is wrong with iPhone users? (pictures) by Hypnotise: 12:07pm On Aug 19, 2022
Using iPhone is not a big deal. It’s just a normal phone but better than android tho
Crime › Re: Muslim Woman Jailed For Using Bluetooth Under Hijab To Cheat In Exam by Hypnotise: 11:50pm On Aug 17, 2022
Moneyyman:
grin grin grin
My lord, my lord
I know say my client do am but you sef see how she fine.

Abeg give her two months only. She no go do am again


grin
Simp
So because she fine make she no face justice habi wetin?
Na this kind ridiculous comment dey indulge women to misbehave
Romance › Re: See Secret Lifestyle Of Top Boys On Campus (photo) by Hypnotise: 7:01am On Aug 14, 2022
Show the picture of the first publication
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: The Moment Groovy Turned Down Phyna's Sex Request (Photos, Video) by Hypnotise: 6:55am On Aug 14, 2022
Rosrozz:
Is it my eyes or what? because I’m not seeing anything attractive about the guy. What a man need is brains and success, if you are easily swept off your feet kos of goodlooks as a lady then get ready to be used and dumped by numerous men. Who man goodlooks help?
Woman get many things wey dey tickle their fancy and one’s person’s meat is another person’s poison
Romance › Re: Expired Toto Is What Many Are Chasing After by Hypnotise: 6:51am On Aug 14, 2022
Average body count of a woman is at least 50
Romance › Re: Any Lady Looking For A Discreet Fuckmate? by Hypnotise: 6:50am On Aug 14, 2022
You better lie say you rich join, if you are not, you can kuku buy indomie and egg
Celebrities › Re: Curvy South African Teacher And Social Media Personality LULU MENZIWA -photos by Hypnotise: 6:48am On Aug 14, 2022
Her market go sell
Romance › Re: I'm Crushing On This Woman(photo) by Hypnotise: 6:02am On Aug 14, 2022
Them go soon carry you go where you no know
Celebrities › Re: 19-year-old Nigerian Man Shows Off His 71-year-old ‘sugar Daddy’ (video) by Hypnotise: 9:15pm On Aug 13, 2022
That’s his dad or are you not able to see the resemblance ?
Health › Re: I Want To Build Muscle And Gain Weight, What Is The Fastest Way by Hypnotise: 9:41pm On Aug 12, 2022
Edipet:
spaghetti and Rice, which one has more calories??
It’s spaghetti
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Over 3000 Fans Sign Petition To Bring Back Beauty by Hypnotise: 10:49pm On Aug 10, 2022
People can be incredibly dumb beyond expectations sometimes 3000 people at that.

Because Beauty is female and has toto that’s why it’s this high majority are simps. A petition will never have been raised for a guy not to talk of getting 100 signatures.
Romance › Re: An Underage Girl Bruised My Ego by Hypnotise: 8:01pm On Aug 08, 2022
All these small small girls that can even rub their fathers age mate head and call him baby, how much more person wey senior am with some years
Phones › Re: Bored! Share Your Homescreen. by Hypnotise: 6:29pm On Aug 08, 2022
Mine

Health › Re: I Want To Build Muscle And Gain Weight, What Is The Fastest Way by Hypnotise: 6:36pm On Aug 03, 2022
Eat 3,000 calories or more
Spaghetti x 1 daily
Blend avocado, milk, peanut butter and banana to make a smoothie x 1 or 2ice daily
You’ll surely add weight
Sports › Re: Birmingham 2022: Onyekwere, Amechi Claim Gold, Bronze In Women's Discus Event by Hypnotise: 11:17pm On Aug 02, 2022
Congratulations. We are all one made of black
Celebrities › Re: FASHION KILLA!! See Bella Shmurda Dress To Bbnaija Live Show – Tell Us What You by Hypnotise: 6:03am On Aug 02, 2022
Why you dey wear skirt this man
Romance › Re: Daniella And Khalid Caught On Camera Knacking On Bed Last Night (video) by Hypnotise: 10:02am On Aug 01, 2022
Some pipo dey try oo
Education › Re: If The Earth Should Rotate 30times Faster What Will Happen? by Hypnotise: 4:26pm On Jul 27, 2022
Alexgman1:
You are not talking like a scientist.
Creativity comes into play so everybody is allowed to freestyle
Crime › Re: Video Of Enugu Big Girl AKA SMART BEYONCE Caught Wit Cocaine At Airport By Ndlea by Hypnotise: 11:43am On Jul 27, 2022
Corto:
Omo see her tohtoh inside yellow trouser...the girl na all rounder grin
You need epp
Education › Re: If The Earth Should Rotate 30times Faster What Will Happen? by Hypnotise: 11:12am On Jul 27, 2022
Everything will be happening in fast motion and the whole world will be rushing as if we are from Russia.
Politics › Re: EU Looks To Nigeria For Gas To Replace Russian Supplies by Hypnotise: 11:08pm On Jul 23, 2022
Opportunity to cash out from forex. Gas to go up

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