₦airaland Forum

homesteady:
This Ibime is a fvcking liar! This is how you have been lying all this while and some idiotic miscreants here would be following you like their brains are in your obese abdomen!
That was Iniesta 4th UCL assist that season!

You should be ashamed of yourself bringing such meagre stats to the table. Iniesta is the ultimate dribbler with no end product. Hazard probably has more end product in the last 5 months than Iniesta has in the last 3 seasons.

Pius Iniesta.

raumdeuter:
UEFA gave him the award, Also gave him several assists in a CL final, Gave him a goal in th world cup final

WHile the same people couldnt even remember Hidden Hazard no CL semi final goal, No WOrld cup semi final, No EUro semi final goal

WHat a waste

How many days are there in a year?

Who else should be the face of Dribbling without end product?

raumdeuter:
World cup final goal. MOTM
Champions league final Assists. MOTM

Euro final MOTM

Hidden Ikedia 2 goals from open play in his entire CL career

Whoever gave him MOTM in Euro final is a fraud.

Nice of him to show up in a final after contributing zilch all year.

Any Barca fan that calls Hazard a dribbler with no end product is a hypocrite. No one defines dribbling with no end product better than Iniesta.

raumdeuter:
I believe you intended to say scoring and assisting in CL Euro and world cup finals winning MOTM unlike the 2 left legged Hiidden Ikedia
This is Iniesta in a crucial CL quarter final
https://giant.gfycat.com/SpectacularConcreteHorsechestnutleafminer.gif

What you meant to say is that is Iniesta making his 1st goal or assist in one full calendar year. That was the game vs PSG that he finally broke his duck after 1 year of drought.

Who better defines dribbling with ZERO end product than Mr ZERO goals and ZERO assists?

Debroslink:
Where is the attempt on goal?

Dribbling like a headless chick

You mean the same thing Iniesta has been doing his whole career? ie dribbling with no attempt or assist on goal.

homesteady:
80 something years old Ibrahimovic is almost topping EPL scorers chart! I thought he was supposed to be retiring in the very tough Epl?

Please remind me, how old is Aritz Aduriz?


[img]http:///media/12-24-2016/E1c7QP.gif[/img]

raumdeuter:
Nihilist.

No mind Nihilist. He is here to support his fellow atheist under the guise of keeping discussion football based.

Godgay has been offending peoples religious sensitivities for a while now.

If God doesn't exist, why do you bother to tag a nonexistent person as gay, if not to offend people and seek attention?

donjazet:
Na so my brother! I just felt compelled to correct him.
Anyways, what would you make of Zola or gullit, how well do you think they would perform in mourinhos team?

Gullits impact was more as a manager and the significance of his signing meaning Chelsea was open for business. He only really played 1 season, and by his 2nd season when he became player manager, he wasn't starting anymore, only coming on for 10 minutes here and there.

I have Zola in my top 5 but for his 1st season impact mostly. I put Lamps, Drogba, Cech and Makelele above him.

donjazet:
NB: Nihilist, I am also an atheist, my profile/posts should tell you that but I don't go around deliberatly provoking xtains either by words or deeds. We should still be tolerant. Peace bro
Merry Xmas.

The best answer for that Godgay dude is to ignore him. Same with that Vanquay abi Nickletheory.

Many are mad, but few are roaming. If you argue with mad man for market, your own sanity will be questioned.

timbros:
A question for you guys.

Who is your overall best Chelsea player (past or present) and why? I'm curious to know.

Nihilist
donjazet
hensben
airmark
diggz
Ibime (your answer is obvious lol..but just tell us for the sake of emphasis)
bigkesh
Chelseafan1
CFCfan CFCman
lalaboi
nateevs
Emaprince
Chestar5
FBS etc...

If I didn't mention you, sorry it's an oversight. Just comment all the same.

For me, it's Didier Drogba all the way! I can't count how many trophies he has won for us. He is always there in the big games, scoring important goals for us on a steady basis. He is a legend.

Who if not Frank Lampard? Top all time goalscorer, Top all time assister, FA Cup and UCL final goalscorer.

4th highest EPL goalscorer of all time, 2nd highest EPL assister of all time.

Only Chelsea player to chart top 5 on FIFA WPOTY, finishing 2nd.

3 times FA Cup player of the tournament, 2 time league cup player of the tournament.

Chelsea top goalscorer for 4 of the 8 years Drogba was here. (Drogba got 2, Anelka got 2)

Infact some Manure fans were hoping and praying that World record signing Pogba might go on and become like Frank Lampard in the future. In that case, how much should Frank Lampard be worth?

Take a bow, Sir Frank.

kokaneprodigy:
Next is Spurs match to go monitor, hopeless scummies, una go rot for that 6th.

coded01:
I learnt Pedro is bossing over EPL...

Yes, he's starting to settle in EPL unlike Laliga that he was bossing straight from youth team.

raumdeuter:
Fat don cover Ibime eyes

Ask him where he take see 67 points, Even if your captain ZLatan gets 3 bonus point still makes it 60

Oya points don load, mugu. . .

[img]http:///media/12-24-2016/E1c7QP.gif[/img]

Omokri should shut up. Jonathan met over $30bln in Excess Crude Account and left only $2bln (when he should have added billions to it given oil price) and this fool is claiming Jonathan left savings.

raumdeuter:
I fit gree Hazard and Zlatan but who tell you say Caroll go get 2 bonus points when there were 4- 5 different scorers in the game or Heaton wey no even get in game bonus for saves made

This is why you should mind your business and stop looking over the neighbours fence, Apari.

raumdeuter:
Fat don cover Ibime eyes

Ask him where he take see 67 points, Even if your captain ZLatan gets 3 bonus point still makes it 60

Hater, why are you concerned with Ipukulu performance?

6 points for Zlatan incoming
2 points for Hazard
2 points for Andy Carrol
3 points for Tom Heaton

What does that add to, hater?

12 points down, 3 to go

Holla at ya boi

Ching ching we getting points over here!

67 points with 4 to play!

Ching ching we getting points over here!

67 points with 4 to play#

chic2pimp:
If We were to judge by their performances for both club and country, then Pepe is the only one you can say had a better year (key member of 2 winning teams)with Bonucci not far behind. No way does Boateng not make top 5.

The contribution of the others is more than the contribution of Boateng.

Boatengs contribution has been 5-0 hammerings every UCL semifinal and turning into headless chicken that can't organise one iota of defence. He is a field nigga, not a House nigga to use colourful analogy. Field nigga is the one who does all the running and physical work eg Kolo Toure while house nigga is the one who organises where his teammates should position themselves eg Sol Campbell.

BoaDUMB is a field nigga. A real stupid modaphucka.

chic2pimp:
David Luiz and Van Dijk bawo? Abeg comot those two from your list. Thiago Silva and Godin I'll give you. Hummels a couple of years or so back "Yes" definitely not right now.

He has not come to Pepe, Ramos, Bonucci, Chiellini, Barzagli etc. If not for injury this season, I would put Jose Gimenez ahead sef.

pkasso:
Bros, you dey mind Ramuzaki. The geezer went digging up an ancient post on a match thread I don't even remember posting on. Just because I was rooting for Milan against Inter does not make a Milan fan. Ever heard of bad belle? You are a Rossoneri yourself, have we ever crossed paths before? Tell the agbaya to drop any of my posts on the Milan thread. That was how he and his boy-boy claimed I used to be a Gunner.

The Barca bit is clear. I was once a Cule and I have never denied it. I stopped supporting Barca, the best team in the world for reasons best known to me. Bayern weren't even this dominant, at least in Europe when I became a fan. Show me another fan who would swap the best team in the world for a sleeping giant.

Dayo is a hypocrite. The same man said he used to support Ajax and Juventus in the 90's. Obviously, you outsiders don't know much about what goes on here. History plenty. Most people here don't know me and A40 used to be cool back in the day. Raumdeuter makes enemies with those who have opinions contrary to his. Toba is a classic example. They both were the only Bayern fans on the forum when I joined. The details are a bit fuzzy now but I think it was after that painful Cl final loss to Chelsea. They had different opinions. Things changed between them.Raumdeuter antagonized the guy right until he deactivated. Toba and I had arguments. Things got heated sometimes but we found a way to settle it. I've got some respect for DK but it's diminishing by the second. Merry Christmas, bro.

No mind them. I saw your post on matchday thread. You were supporting Milan in a match against Inter does not make you a Milan fan.

Dayo is a fraud. I have checked pkassos past history and he has been a Bayern fan for the past 4 years.

We will not let bullies and beasting squad drown out the voices of true Bayern fans who acknowledge the uselessness of Alago BoaTHONG.

Have a merry Christmas!

raumdeuter:
Obesity wont make you reason properly

Pkasso is not a Bayern fan, He only agrees with people who hate Bayern

Pkasso is not only a Barca fan, He is also a Milan fan, in addition to Bayern If we did properly we might see him professing love for PSG, Ajax and Manure

The person who is a Bayern fan, Barca fan, Milan fan within 6yrs of posting

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4652802_pkasso_jpegeabac4db0be0e0d259d96be26a61cb76

Yes, he is allowed like Akpan 40.

From the years 1996-1999, I was supporting 3 clubs - Ajax, Inter and Chelsea.

Pkasso is allowed, why not? What date was his last post supporting any other club but Bayern?

raumdeuter:
Na why dem dey always scam you be that, To do small digging dey hard you. These are some of the effect of obesity

Person wey be Barca fan dey claim to be Bayern fan



https://www.nairaland.com/669609/fc-barcelona-fan-thread-mes/16#8864320

Last time I checked, Akpan 40 was an Arsenal fan.

Akpan 40 was an Arsenal fan and is now a Bayern fan.

Pkasso was a Barca fan and is now a Bayern fan.

How is their case different? Pkasso spoke the truth, na him make.

pkasso:
The boys really put Liepzig in their place. First 30 minutes was the best I've seen this season. Special mention to Thiago. 6 consecutive wins. 4 straight clean sheets without Alago in the side. I don talk am. The defence is much better when BoaTHONG is missing.

Chei! From the mouth of an honest Bayern fan. Airmark & Pataki must hear this.

Alright make una stop am. Ballack is my guy and one of the best midfielders of his generation.

However, when it come to AM work, he take backseat for Lampard like he did his whole Chelsea career.

Also Ballack has never beasted final like Alago Boathand so I don't want to hear the beasting squad making mitigating excuses for him.

pamcode:
I dey tell you na him Raumdeuter suppose give the title walking badluck. He was the one that made leverkusen lose the league title they could have won, in UCL and WC he met his masters that sent denied him of his glory. In Chelsea the season Manchester United defeated us in russia all the Finals(euro 2008,Ucl 2008, League Cup 2008) he played with us and Germany and in that year we(and he) lost, the only one he didn't play i.e fa cup final( in which lamps provided the assist to the goal that Drogba scored) we won that. I dey suspect say na him koba Terry sef cos till today i still don't understand the way Terry slipped on the floor it wasnt ordinary my brother.

I would not it put it past Ballacks dibia to tie Terrys destiny that day.

pamcode:
in my digging i discovered that it was thanks to Ballack own goal that made them lose the league title they could have won to Bayern.

Ballack was a great player but he musta been cursed from his village.

So you mean he is the reason Leverkusens name was changed to Neverkusen?

A40:
Where was Lampard when Ballack was dragging the likes of Carsten Ramelow to World Cup and CL Finals

Its easy to bully when you are surrounded by more talent. Let's list Chelsea squad in that match and compare to Bayern's

You are making noise about Ballack dragging Ramelow past USA and South Korea then claiming he was bullied by Lampard cos he had inferior teammates.

Oya list that Bayern and Chelsea team that faced each other, lets see whether Bayern don't end up with half of the combined 11.

I want to know whether Gallas is better than Lucio, whether Glen Johnson is better than Sagnol, whether Wayne Bridge is better than Lizarazu, whether Duff is better than Ze Roberto, whether Tiago is better than Schweisteiger or whether Gudjohnsen is better than Ballack. God forbid you tell us John Terry is better than any of the Bayern defenders

List em modaphucka!

chelseabmw:
Chelsea agree £60 Oscar Fee


Thank U Lord


http://www.skysports.com/football/news/32461/10705692/oscar-to-leave-chelsea-for-shanghai-sipg-in-60m-deal

Hallelujah

raumdeuter:
Onto the Ballack wey you wan dey wash
While Ballack was dragging Germany to the world cup final, Lampard cant even make the tournament, He was dropped for the likes of Nicky Butt and Trevor Sinclair

When Ballack was dragging Germany to the Euro final in 2008, Lampard was watching from home on TV. Because Fat Frank was too useless to qualify England past the likes of Croatia Russia Androrra Estonia, Macedonia and Israel

When Ballack was dragging leverkusen to the CL final, Where was Lampard? Your Fat role model was getting sent out of Europe by Hapoel Tel Aviv, Couldnt even make top 4 in the league and finished 6th, was bitchslapped by Arsenal in the FA cup and dickridden by Tottenham in the Carling cup 6-3 on aggregates

The muchacho now saw Roman blow millions to bring Europes finest then we began to hear of Lampard. The same nigga that was no better than Jody Morris before Roman brought his millions

In 2002 Ballack dragged Oliver Neuville, Sebescen, Diego Placente, Basturk etc to the CL final, Lampard cant even make UEFA cup knockout stages

Roman money suddenly turned him into a star. Without any billionaire pumping insane money, Ballack was the best midfielder in the whole of Europe in 2002 when he led his Leverkusen to sodomize the triumvirate of English clubs like Arsenal, Manchester united, Liverpool before falling to one of the greatest assembly of football talents

I respect lampard for being one of the somewhat decent English players with average hype in the midst of the useless overhyped Terry, Beckham etc. Dont push your luck too far else I will ask you to give account of Lampards career before he ran into Roman millions.

My friend close it shut.

Where was Drogba between 1998 to 2004 when Anelka was winning leagues, UCLs and International cups?

Where was Deco (lower leagues) when Rui Costa was Portugals premium midfielder.

It doesn't matter who got there first, it's how you compare when you get there.

Infact Ballack came into prominence in 2002 and Lampard in 2004 and there is 2 years age difference between em.

We could also argue that Lampard could only win UCL final after Ballacks "final curse" was lifted from him. We all know Ballack never "beasted" a major final unlike Alago Boathand.

Those who have tasted a thing need not argue it's merits. Lampard and Ballack faced each other in UCL and Lampard bullied sege out of him. Lampard and Ballack played 4 years together and Ballack was fetching water for him.

Oh taste and see that the Lord is good.