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Oscar overhits his first through pass. Typical Goat play

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Pistol Pete/ I roll with Lost Boyz. . . like Mr Cheeks/
the last nigga that kissed his teeth/ got whipped and beat/
So don't be quick to beef/
or one punch convulse you instantly/ and leave you shaking like niggas with muscular dystrophy/
Appetite of a black bear/ We don't act fair. . .plus we lack fear/
I could pitch on any corner. . . cos the goons got my back there/
All my 'man united'. . . so don't attack here/
cos if I ain't got the burner on me. . . then my 'paddy' got the 'mack near'!/
I carry arms. . . not to give to the poor/ I'm talking pistols for war/
I sever veins/ let metal blades/ stick through your jaw/
And niggas know my ninjitsu is raw/
Had beef with a Chinaman. . . before they 'found Asian'. . . they had to 'dig through the floor'!/
I protect my block/ with the Heckler Koch/
Beat you out of coma. . . then beat you back. . .into epileptic shock/
Coogar made his first mill at 21?. . . y'all connect the dots/
If he talking Naira. . . then since the age of seventeen. . .I've been getting gwap!/
What you know about surveyacing and dissecting plots?/
Paying 3% on stamp duty . . . to collect your block/
A hook to a clown jaw/ will prove I'm good with the Southpaw/
Pull guns on Iam. . . and 'shoot Aro'. . . like 'Robin Hood' and his outlaws/
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I seen more chicks töpless than the Swazi King/
Profound sire/ My rounds fire/ to rout liars/
Yall best keep it rolling like round tires/
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Sneeze. . .

raumdeuter:
The Cech that sits on the bench? Cech ko Bankdraft ni

We just planning for the future. Cech is still better than both Courtois and Neuer.

Mehn dat nigga Cech used to save many matches we suppose lose.

raumdeuter:
Someone said Cortouis is the best keeper in the world?

No, Cech is. . . . ask Allianz arena, May 2012

Sneeze. . .

No to Limerick!

Keky:
It's not by dribbling 10 players and scoring the occasional penalties. Dribble. Assist. Score. Lift team. Be Sanchez.

What's the point of all this when he would still end up trophyless at Arsenal whilst Hazard continues to win medals with Chelsea?

You might as well tell us Oxlade is better than Salah, it won't change the price of garri in the market or reduce your frustration whilst we are celebrating success.

dyabman:
Miss nairaland ? Bluediva don old na , Torres2 should go for it.

Leave dat thing. Even Grandmothers can win that contest from what I saw there. Bluediva would walk that field.

City keep giving me jokes in Europe

Entertaining stuff.

We shoulda just played our second team from the start. They've got things to prove. The first team just playing like it's a training match.

kr0ne:
That's only because Em is a mainstream rapper. Dre helped blow his @ss all over the globe. U mentioned dexterity, in other words, penmanship, Rakim remains Eminem's father anytime, any day. Listen to his tracks and check out his flows, how words tumble out easily from his mouth, how he graces the mic. I can mention many other rappers too above Eminem in lyricism. They just didn't have the opportunity to get it out there. Some, like KRS One, believes mainstream fans are beat hounds. They don't know true lyricism. Imagine an asswipe like Plies hitting billboards with his nonsense and selling millions. That's what u get in the mainstream. Check this list below

Rakim
Talib Kweli
Cage (a white guy too. Once accused Em of jacking his style
Pharaoh Monche
Common
Nas (underrated)
Canibus
Kool G Rap
Black Thought

Em is technically perfect. I just don't fück with his subject matter or high pitched voice.

BTW, your list is not complete without Saigon, Crooked I or Royce.

coogar:
not a single one of those contestants would get 2/10. are you serious about the fact that this is supposed to be a beauty pageant? it's true - the beautiful ones are either dead or yet unborn.

tell rokiatu to give up already....
she would be celebrating her 10th year anniversary in these contests and yet she has never won it. what's the point contesting every year when there's no single chance of winning?

Hahahaha.

Na only that Jennima try small.

Wey Bluediva and Torres2?

I just view the kain girls wey dey compete for Miss Nairaland, I'm sure our girls will put them to shame.

I cant access those facebook groups. Someone should post the lines jare.

I came to see chickens, all I'm seeing is people

yeyenatu:


Make I no talk.


YeaYeaNot

Are you one of the contestants?

Mikuz gets my vote on better flow, smoother build-ups and less forced in his puns.

Are those Miss Nairaland contestants kidding?

I never see one fine girl there.

Sneezes

*****Shivers*****

I vote for the judge Karchisbarbie jare.

Nihilist:
We keep saying that Oscar is not a Kagawa or Gotze. He's more in the mold of Rooney, Tevez, Muller.

He's a supporting striker who can cover ground tirelessly and has an eye for goal. He might not be a 'game changer', but he keeps going.

This is the most sense you've made today. I've never considered Oscar a midfielder. I put him in the same mould of player as Muller. The difference is he is a "supporting striker". . . . who scores 10 goals a season. . . . with 3 assists.

dawhizkid1:
Why should I fetch Navas' stats? If you claim Sterling passes better than Oscar, then you're putting him in the same bracket as the Hazards and Robbens and Iniestas and the Neymars of the game.

He clearly falls waaaaaaay short.

To each his opinion, but Sterling is no where near Oscar's quality.

The joke of this post is that you think Oscar is only one step behind those names mentioned. Comparing ninjas who get shortlisted for Ballo D'or with a nigga who can't even make shortlist for Young player of the year in his local league.

Actually the comparison was on style of play - I'm saying Hazard is a more precise kind of winger. The same Robben you mentioned is on 82% in the Bundesliga, same numbers as Sterling.

I said Coutinho is on 80% in the same Liverpool team as Sterling and every dog knows he passes way better than Oscar. The question should be why Oscar is consistently posting the lowest numbers in the Chelsea team, a team that plays measured possession game. Do you think Sterling playing no10 for Chelsea would be having less accuracy than Schurrle and co?

dawhizkid1:
You and I know say all those 'he plays from the wing' excuse no count. I don't need Opta to know that Hazard has better passing stats that Oscar, for example. Doesn't he play from the wing too?

Give me another winger bar Hazard. You know Hazard is a precise mudafucka who doesn't even do crosses or cutbacks. He will dribble inside and lay the ball on your feet.

Go and fetch Jesus Navas stats for example.

Nihilist:
Which wing?

Sterling played as a 10 behind Sturridge and Suarez most of last season.

Why else was there a cry to play Sterrling at 10 at the World Cup and Rooney on the left by the media.

Ibime stop lying.

And where did Coutinho play? Right back?

We know who is watching football and who is not.

Because Rodgers put Sterling at the tip of the diamond for the first time against United 3/4's way through the season and subsequently in a handful of big games, those who watch footie with one eye will claim Sterling played in the hole.

dawhizkid1:
@Nitlad
But Nihilist already presented stats that show that, even for Oscar's relatively poor passing, he is better in that department than Sterling.

And I responded thus:

Ibime:
Yes, because from the wing, most of your passes are crosses which don't hit your man. Wingers have much lower percentage success than central midfielders, that's fact, nothing new. Raheem is a much better passer.

All those cutbacks that Raheem regularly cuts back into the box after dribbling his man is what you are counting - nonsense stats.

Also Liverpool is a counterattacking team who break at fast pace. They don't pass easy passes in their half, they break quickly and release passes at speed. Last season, Coutinho only made 80% of his passes (lower than Raheem's 82%) - and every man and his dog knows Coutinho would pass Oscar to death.

Can you see Raheem through on goal with two men either side and overhit a pass as we've seen Oscar do 5 times in the last 3 weeks?

Nihilist:
Last season Sterling posted 81.7% pass completion in the league

Oscar posted 83.3

But Sterling is a much better passer

Yes, because from the wing, most of your passes are crosses which don't hit your man. Wingers have much lower percentage success than central midfielders, that's fact, nothing new. Raheem is a much better passer.

Check which of Oscar's passes are successful, it's those 10 yard passes with no pressure. Ramires also plays those passes and gets 85% regularly and no one calls him a decent passer.

As soon as Oscar has to release a man, everything overhit or underhit.

You discussing old news that Nateevs has already covered months ago - he was one of the first to tell us Oscar is a goat at passing, and one of the first to highlight Raheem's brilliance.

Oscar ko, Oscar ni.

AirborneLacer:
How has Sterling and Draxler lifted Liverpool and Schalke respectively?

Sterling stats this season in a crap team with no striker is the same or better than Oscar's. 3 goals and 2 assists each in the league.

Oscar in a great team scoring goals for fun, Raheem in a team that can't even find the back of the net.

Sterling and Draxler are the best players in their struggling teams - the only ones making anything happen.

And where was Oscar when Chelsea were struggling last season? On the bench!

dawhizkid1:
Quote where I compared Oscar with Gotze please. Thanks.

I still maintain that Both Sterling and Draxler are no where near Oscar's quality, especially Sterling. And no, Oscar's touch is not below Average.

Nobody in their right-mind would accuse Sterling and Draxler of being unable to pass a ball, an allegation you have levelled against Oscar:

dawhizkid1:
Honestly, I've been watching Oscar closely for the last four/five game. Wigga can't pass for real. He's always over hitting passes. Top player still.

"The top player still" comment is based on his shooting technique which for a nigga who has never registered 12 goals in a season don't mean shyt!!!

In other words, Oscar is a rubbish passer who scores the occassional worldie.

Oscar's dire passing is unforgivable in his position and can never place him above any midfielder who can pass a ball, workrate being equal. Sterling and Draxler are miles ahead of Oscar.

The other two are instigators ie game changers. Oscar is a boat lifted by a rising tide. He cannot control or prompt anything, and would never lift a struggling team. He does not add anything to the attacking play. If he does not score 20 goals this season, he should be crucified. The last ninja playing AM in a Chelsea team this dominant scored 27 goals and 20 assists. Even Malouda scored nearly 20 goals. Oscar is just there plodding along.

The lesson has just started. Keep watching. If within 3 weeks, you can admit that the great Brazilian no10 can't pass for shyte, na only stronghead dey make you still dey yarn.

We would soon see if it is English hype that is lifting Sterling . . . . or Brazilian hype lifting a no10 who can't pass the ball to save his life.

One thing I know about Sterling when I started watching his game is that this is one of the only young wingers in Europe who is also a playmaker in thought and intelligence - the same kind of intelligence that Ribery exhibits from the wing.

Oscar on the other hand is a goat. Any ninja that compares them should be slapped and beaten.

dawhizkid1:
I know what technique is, and Oscar is not crap technically. His Close control is decent, He can trap really well, his shooting is top class. It just his passing that is bad, especially for a player that has played with Mata, Hazard and Cesc. Not Ramires bad tho. Never Ramires bad.

For a ninja who 3 weeks ago was comparing Oscar to Gotze, Sterling and Draxler to come back 3 weeks later and claim Oscar is a bad passer means we are making progress.

His touch is also below average, and his vision is non existent.

Keep watching closely nigga. This is enlightenment.

dawhizkid1:
A player who is crap technically can not score that goal, or the one against Juve or the Freekick against Stoke last season, or the free kick this season. Plus, it has happen too many times to be a fluke.

Honestly, I've been watching Oscar closely for the last four/five game. Wigga can't pass for real. He's always over hitting passes. Top player still.

It's my job to make you watch players closely. It took 2 years of me teling everyone on this thread that Ramires is a poor player for ninjas to watch his game.

Technique is not an all-encompassing word. A ninja can have great technique in hitting shots but be piss-poor at passing. Example Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink, Rashidi Yekini, Ramires.

Oscar does not have anywhere close to the technique of a top midfielder. His technique at hitting shots is just a bonus like Ramires. The nigga is inept at his primary duty.

LVG shoulda started Herrera rather than Januszaj. Best hope of a draw.

AirborneLacer:
I think you need to pick up a fight with Jose Mourinho one of these days.

He is the one eulogising Oscar not Guapo

Same as he eulogised Ramires last season and Torres and Mikel a hundred times.

We ain't concerned with the coach lifting his players morale, you the punk posting every statement here like it's the word of God. He stunk out the place against Maribor, United and Shrewsbury (he even stunk yesterday bar the goal), now you are back for your monthly praise session. Oscar is crap technically, nothing you cut and paste here will improve his technique or vision.