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If Real is serious about selling Varane, I won't think twice to cop him.

kr0ne:
For anything under skirts, I hustle and contest/ and bang both old and young..in a continual process / just finished boning Ekaite, Monsurat, Bose/ and I'll be fu-cking ya mama too sooner or less/ once I contact 'Mr Stepen B' for cougar connect!

Hehehehe. LWKMD

I liked the aggressiveness and humour in this battle. . . . but there were so many reaches that I have to deduct points for technical fouls.

mikuz:
The fool is lacking in cyphers/ recently he spit what niggas hardly admire/ but every punch I've landed is fire/
. . So if he makes any funny move, my gun lll give him a 'Bare knee' when I blast the 'Mack at E' . . like shooting the 'South African striker'!!/

Why do I have to dismantle this sissy?/ one punch and he ll land in Ekiti/ so if he claims hes wack scripts are witty/
. . My bazooka ll blow his skeleton into a plana . . and make them find 'The Gee in Aero' . . like a 'Brazilian City'!!/

These are the 2 serious reaches in Mikuz verse.


I won't count the "cut off Max", "On ya Max" fully. . . . because they actually make sense within colloquial context and it's actually funny. The 'team mar ya' is also a technical foul but I won't penalise it fully because it is in the build-up, not the punch. I combine all these three to deduct a further point from Mikuz.

So Mikuz starts the battle with -3 points deduction.

ELYMAXiimus:
when i bring arms ta damn........... then bury the f.aggot in netherland/
fracture his elders arms/ his sis throws jabs buh they never harm/ i'll be reacting to tear her palms/
cos I got guns!!!...... ah'ont need tractors to clear ya fams/

f*ck tunisia! i'll take out ya two knees...... Ma clips will sure prevail/
don't think this gull will fail/ it's best you flee n just be pale/
oh, you brought a team? To attack with ten tackles? :....... A fist will crush the snails!!!/

This b1tch is a proud fool/ a mod who won't listen to crowd's view/
my revolver's spinning around, fool/ I'll have this con terminated..... like oil spillage on shower pools/
put him in the soil......... to teach him some ground rules!!!/

These are the 3 serious reaches in ElyMax verse.

I penalise the first bar not just for 'arms ta damn' but for equating fam = farm. 2 fouls, in both the build-up and the punch.

Likewise "Tunis = Two knees" and "ten tackles = tentacles"

The "con terminated", I just have to penalise because not only for "terminated = taminated", but because the "con" thing has been done to death, not to mention you already did the "con dense" earlier. The punch was actually fire so I'm tempted not to penalise but because of 2 fouls in the build-up, I gotta deduct one point.

I am ignoring "kin dumb" and "silly kin" cos they were in the build-up, not the punch.


Elymax starts the battle on -3 points


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Opener - 1- Elymax - Mikuz fumbled his opener with the 'team mar ya' build-up, and whilst not a fan on the 'kryptonite' angle, Elymax had a fresh take on it. I've seen lines like "if blood claim Superman. . . I'ma be his crip tonight" but I've never seen this take before.

Rhymes - 2 - TIE!!

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 - Mikuz. No debate

Personals - 2 - ElyMax. No debate . . . I would say Max had a lot to work with and didn't capitalise fully though. You should be landing at least 4-6 heavy punches per battle against Mikuz on personals alone. Mikuz just didn't have anything on Max personally.


Punchlines - 3 - Mikuz clearly wins this category


Lemme list the point scorers in this category ie the lines I felt the most:

mikuz:
You can't pair newbees with greats/ My scripts send this groupie to Hades/ plus he can't stand my heat when I step to the mic . .
. . cos moment he hears my diss tracks blasting . . you ll see him running from the Speaker like Tambuwal 's security aides!!/

how can he bite my lyrics and still claim he spit stanzas that awe?/
. . So this beating ll change his thought of winning, but if he still 'hold his ground' Ill chop his arms to the floor!!/

Berbatov/ Baba tough? You aint stunning with plays/ every pun you pop is outplayed/
You just a pederast claiming you blast peeps with the 9s, when the only time we see you 'on ya macks' was while 'running a race'!/

You can't spar with a vet/ that weak verse proves you aint rapping correct/ My blade ll leave a bandage wrapped on a head/
. . cos we could battle on a 'level playing field' . . and Ill still leave you in the 'valley of death'!/

Watch me torture the minion/ have my pump blast his top to the ceiling/
. . after I bring in ma hatchet to 'cut off Max' . . without offering admissions!/

ELYMAXiimus:
.... ah'ont needa see nigel ...... before coming to pierce in fiercely, gee/
but Since you going toe-to-toe n head-to-head with me/ My axe will meet ur neck-n-legs quickly/

put him in the soil......... to teach him some ground rules!!!/

wordplay - 2 - TIE!. . . . . I ain't giving none of y'all marks on this. There was not a single clean wordplay in this battle except for the "script tonight" and "inn spectre". . . which although clean, did not land too heavy. Mikuz was funny with the "cut off Max" and "on ya Max" lines but I would not call it a clean wordplay.


Flow - 1 - Elymax. . . . I've told Mikuz to shorten his build-ups, he won't listen.


Closer - 1 - TIE! . . . . both were weak.

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That makes it Mikuz 5 - 4 Elymax.

I deduct 3 points from each to leave it Mikuz 2 - 1 Elymax


MVGT: Mikuz

AirborneLacer:
Italian fans don't have an ounce of decorum in them.

Bunch of deluded mofos.

Croatia have been immaculate through out the night, have had the Azzurris played off the park and are well fancied to grab a winner in this game.

All the Azzurris' fans could offer was to hurl fireworks into the pitch, a lame move I'm pretty sure is geared toward sparing the world the blushes of their technically inept players.

Chic2pimp when are you gonna curse Italy and die?

That was Croatia fans messing about.

Good battle.

Elymax is crayyy and Mikuz is back.

Quite a few wonky wordplays and reaches though. I call em technical fouls. I will judge thís battle on the clean wordies where I don't have to stretch colloquial accent. Back later.

We need another goal. We're behind on the Head to Head rule.

2012/13, Mikuz was on rampage:

These are all within 2 days on FFR

My main men strike ya crew/ cos we don't tolerate outdated guys like you/. . The fans give me more cheers . . plus ask 'Issa' . . my drops are rated 'Higher too'!/

I'm the bomb . . tick tick I boom/ ma verses? haters see it and zoom/
. . . but contenders who bring beef to 'Da fore' . . will get ripped in 'Khartoum'!/

Rappers put what they flow in reverse/ when I'm loading a tec/
I grip a bloke's spinal cord . . If I feel he aint holding his nerve!/

You very bleak - I'm classy . . . / million dollar boy . . check the chicks I carry . . /
You claiming Uni graduate . . but if we ask ya course mates . . we go hear "Na Poly" . . like Edinson Cavani!!/


Im splitting you up/ you should retire fvuck the writtens you pop. ./
Pot bellied bull dog . . plumpy as fork . . you've never had a b1tch tripping . . even Wozniaki . . wouldn't
consider giving you love!/ - Mikuz




am the Hulk here/so these niggas all fear. . .listenin' to my barz till their drums tear/
they try spit? Like an 'Algerian city' . . . what we hear frm the crowd is. . 'All-Jeers'!/ - Glacierz

i've been posioned with lead/ that eats down the joints in my leg/. . . I aint crazy . . But the voice in my head . Are controlled by the voice in THEIR head/ - Thunderstorm

I run on water faster than your rowing-boat/ drop sainthoodism . . . ma transparent lead made from bible leaflet could kill a holy ghost/
Ima telekinetic hangman . . so even if um blindfolded 'N' handcuffed . . . . still would select the right noose to suspend you with cos I know the ropes/ - DJ5Naira

Memorable schemes. . .


Indigenes boasting with they dripping mouth/ but when the fire comes they chicken out/
No Garrisons . . . we bring in D lines . . . that lock the city down!/
Ikwerre landlords pack they loads/ when the cannons roll/
We take the fight to the streets . . . and 'Harbour roads'!/
We wait till they dim they lights/ then we pilfer knives/ to attack the weaker guys/
Call us 'Ogbunabali' . . . translation . . . we "niggas who kill at night!!"/ - Mikuz: PortHarcourt scheme


Why this monkey want test?/ Terry Da Rapman must have 'taught him nonsense'/
Cos he still 'suffering and smiling'. . . even after winning the 'zombie' contest/
This dumb broke joker/ better come no closer/
before I throw his mother off the balcony. . . and make the poor 'fella'. . . blame it on 'unknown soldier'!!!/ - Ibime: Fela Kuti scheme


sm1 tell this imp pls. . that ma line's sick. .it maligns. . break limbs like biscuit/
I'm raw. .put 5 rings around his neck. .im d wrong opponent this ol' limp pick!/
puffed up, i field him. .lethal fumes got him huffing and puffin like a drunk chump
rip this punk guts . .toss his breathing organ over d sand turf. .watch his Lung Jump!/ - DBR: Olympics Scheme


He better Reverence my rhymes, cos Im a Father to him/
If he say my name in vain, theres no pardon for him/
cos Ill shoot Cannons at this Primate. . . for his Cardinal sin/ - Ibime: Catholic scheme



And repeats which fall under this category. . . .


The way i shoot off rhymes/....I'll make your newborn cry/How're you a math guru & you don't watch your figure ...Is this food or die...?/Yet you continue to eat few more fries/Your huge circumference should be blamed ........on too much pie/ - Coogar Mathematics Scheme


See NL is a typical FAST 'CHESS GAME', lotta niggas round the 'King', you can't ACCESS STRAIGHT, ladies 1st, he's white, I'm d 'BLACK SET' K?
Soon as he makes his move, my 'KNIGHTS' ESCAPE, he'll start "moving his 'porns" like his WIFE's ENRAGED, I start killing em, read thru his WISEST PLAY, "split his ranks" cuz "Bishop can't help"... his LICENSE FAKE,
Im hoping d rest have GROUP INSURANCE? They look "scared of d dark Knight" like CROOKS IN GOTHAM, still has his 'Queen', d next MOVE's IMPORTANT, but she "falls for a knight" n d RIDER PICKS HER, so ur "Queen in taxi" kinda LIKE LATIFAH, Now d king's exposed, he's FULL OF PANIC, "rookies flying over him".. MOVE CALLED CASTLING, laughable, anoda TWO TURNS THAT's IT, the king's trapped, time to get YA HEAD STRAIGHT, he's like "I invented this shid, ma ma.....MA TEMPLATES" but dude.. you outta moves.. THAT's CHECKMATE!/ - U3: Chess scheme

I’m a gangster and goon/ A savage baboon/ who run with ravishing loons/who brandish harpoons/ and cannons that shoot. . . at range so long. . .that if we do a 21 barrel salute/. . at least 10 bullets. . . would land on the moon!!/ - Bis


The name's chanted on the streets/ . savior of bandits and the thieves/
Time of my birth . . I came out my mom's p.uss.y . . and landed on my feet/ - Emaprince


I'm clever,you a nitwit/ its better you retreat b!tch/ 'fore this commando's irate/
Cos my team could beat your team from sun up to 'sun-down' . . like orlando pirates/
A team that tear hearts in a street bout/ with spears,darts and we speak loud/
But niggas who fails to 'listen' . . get 'ear-marked' for a beat down/ - Emaprince


Ruffriders . . . I was loving all they styles/ . . and the way they glistened with lyrics/
I was crazy with 'eve's droppings' . . like dudes who loves to listen in secret/ - Emaprince


I need help from the church/ to rid myself of the dirt/
last time . . I pointed my gun up and shoot . . an alien body fell on the earth/ - Emaprince


Whoever engage this viper/ in a major cypher/
will only seperate the King of Jungle. . . from the paper tigers!/
I'm holding my fort/ exposing you dorks/ for jokes and for sport/
I'm solving complex 'Taylor series'. . . you doing Obioma work!/
Y'all should be kissing the belt/ instead of dissing yourselves/
I beat niggas from morn till the wee hours of night. . . make em piss on themselves/ - Ibime

I whooze his eye/ and bruise his thigh/ cos I'm sicker than Crooked I/
I beat him beyond recognition . . till we see the Prince screaming WHO AM I?!/ - Mikuz

Transfer plans hotting up. We only going forward.

No time for rematch, they should open the votes to regular members or tourney participants

Memorable nameplays. . . .


lemme free ma drug shots/ pair me with Joshuabase? cmon.mik! I've seen a lot worse/ emi ni contractor, I'll just sit and puff puff/
while Julius Berger gets rid of Joshua Base like demolishing the Synagogue church/ - Prekky vs Joshuabase


I stepped on his ego with my pair of Birkenstock/I'm from Arkansas - the motive is to hack him sore/Your sharp decline made you a laughing stock/Since he loves to go Dutch .....My glock needs no clearance before it blasts Sid off/ - Coogar vs Siddog


Self-destructive, krone, he is/he can get blown with ease/ but dolt wanna go in peace/via his own faeces/force his mouth, throw in s,hits/when they say K is chronically ill … he is about to die of crohn’s disease!!!/ - Airmark vs Krone

My karate kicks and shadow moves/ splatter wounds/
He could do a roundhouse sweep. . . only if he had a broom!/
Flowers bloom/ when I sprout lyrics/
Blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol. . .when I turn Malt’. . . to stout guinness!/ - Ibime vs Malthuss

If George is Georgina/ and Paul is Paulina/
then I see the bítch in him. . . cos Malt is Maltina!/ - Ibime vs Malthuss

So stop claiming you clever . . Ya dumb/ this closer will leave you severed and torn/
. . So after winning this fight . . voters will start calling me 'two heads' . . cos this battle is a proof that I'm 'better than One'!!/ - Mikuz vs One Book

So what hes spitting is floppy/ all his writtens are floppy/ watch ma axe rip through his tummy/
. .and split him two . .
. . Cos I'm swiftly bringing 'Ffuck' to an end . . like I was caught committing adultery!/ - Mikuz vs Ffuckyouhard


You lost to mikuz, why would we consult your vision?/ jealous cat, every coogar hype hurt more than raw salt on lesions/ You tried to cash in but Reality check, in my verse is some awesome conviction / so be at rest, cuz B I S is done... August subscription / - U3 vs Bis


I just floored his chin/ and deformed his pen/ and even God applaud the win/
so after this battle. . . . a 'rainbow' will appear. . . . to prove that we’ll never see 'Storm' again!!!/ - Ibime vs ThunderStorm


I ll' mutilate your face......with blades am slitting/ till he's pained and weakened/
then I ll' chop off the ''gee''.....rename him as ''iyaz".......then "replay" the beating/ - Iam vs Giyazz


so this bastard should quit fronting, the show's mine/
no 'Blaq'. . . but if he 'blunts', he'd be stuffed in my 'smoke pipe'/ coz I'm hostile. . . and if he claims he's Iam tha I am . . .he'd be made a burnt offering to the Most High!!/ - Krone vs Iam

Rebel, easy.

Wrongturn very impressive. That opener funny die.

MVGT: Wrongturn

so act right. .cos shot at me here. .generates devastating repercussion/
get it drummed into nigga ears. .i strike and beat foes with clattering percussion!/ - DBR

sm1 tell this imp pls/. . that ma line's sick. .it maligns. . break limbs like biscuit/
I'm raw. .put '5 rings around his neck'. .im d wrong opponent this 'ol' limp pick'!/ - DBR


When my shít hits the fan, I win flow of the year/
When his shít hits the fan. . . feaces blow everywhere!/ - Bis

He better cower moment I start loading ammos/ every rhyme he post is shallow/
. . Its not 'clubs in S.A' . . but after I attack him with 'Orlando Pirates' . . Ill impale his @ss with 'Golden Arrows'!!/ - Mikuz

modelling is his passion and trade/so yall can put cash on the plate/
that if he ‘catwalks' to my battle. . .he must perfom ‘frog jump' in the fashion parade!!/ - Glacierz


I'm really seen as great/ and came to redeem the name/ so whatever the cath'lics will think n' say/
he'll get stoned . With Solid Rock . .as I kill his Living faith!/ - ThunderStorm

The way i shoot off rhymes/....I'll make your newborn cry/How're you a math guru & you don't watch your figure ...Is this food or die...?/Yet you continue to eat few more fries/Your huge circumference should be blamed ........on too much pie/ - Coogar

Ya rhymes still in baby care/ mine develop like facial hair/
Lets make it clear. . . if beef 'escalates'. . . .you’d rather take the stairs!!!/ - Bis

I impale and beast him/ . . and leave blood stains in his linen/
so after this crazy beating/
. . like 'Colombia' . . Ill 'Bore-gutter' . . just to bury him in a drainage system!!/ - Mikuz

So its a searing hazard/ the way I endanger this effing bastard/
cos like 'Olivier' . . If I sense this 'G-rude' . . Ill send gunners that would leave him severely battered!!/ - Mikuz


I run shít. . . on tracks where I dump ma feacal/
Beat niggas flat speed. . . whilst running steeple/
This phucking weasel/ is corrupt and evil/
I bug ya beetle. . .
and detonate the bomb. . . soon as you pump your diesel!/
Then I put on something regal/
show up at ya funeral. . . .and hug ya people!/ - Bis


See NL is a typical FAST 'CHESS GAME', lotta niggas round the 'King', you can't ACCESS STRAIGHT, ladies 1st, he's white, I'm d 'BLACK SET' K?
Soon as he makes his move, my 'KNIGHTS' ESCAPE, he'll start "moving his 'porns" like his WIFE's ENRAGED, I start killing em, read thru his WISEST PLAY, "split his ranks" cuz "Bishop can't help"... his LICENSE FAKE,
Im hoping d rest have GROUP INSURANCE? They look "scared of d dark Knight" like CROOKS IN GOTHAM, still has his 'Queen', d next MOVE's IMPORTANT, but she "falls for a knight" n d RIDER PICKS HER, so ur "Queen in taxi" kinda LIKE LATIFAH, Now d king's exposed, he's FULL OF PANIC, "rookies flying over him".. MOVE CALLED CASTLING, laughable, anoda TWO TURNS THAT's IT, the king's trapped, time to get YA HEAD STRAIGHT, he's like "I invented this shid, ma ma.....MA TEMPLATES" but dude.. you outta moves.. THAT's CHECKMATE!/ - U3

While thís liar joke and banter/ I fire flows with anger/ till he acquire myeloma plasma/
cos one punch will knock him out. . . but if I give him 'two more'. . .he'll be diagnosed with 'cancer'/

You missed out Streetwize greatest ever line.

Ohms law toh bad.

'current flow' and 'potential difference'. I don't have the phrasing here with me.

My vote goes to K Slib. He got a better package of multis, build-ups and rhymes.

Limerick had the best punchline with 'storey for the God's" but many faux pas litter his verse e.g. "dickers".

Niggas need to tighten up technically, so many technical infringements in battle these days.

Vote - Ksslib

Rakim inspired the mind . . . rappers stopped rapping about parties etc.

But Kool G Rap and Big Daddy Kane changed the game. They were the first to start using multis.

WARRIBLOOD:
Wha ya say bout dis pics

Sneeze. . . .

voltron:
This woman don catch FINAL MAGA

Actually, the woman's father is a billionaire.

Na Mikel catch Maga.

Too many niggas showing off their Eeenglish in here.

Emaprince:
Oscar signed a new 5yr contract that will keep him at the bridge till 2019..



Hmm!!.....ibime must hear this!!!

More cash when we sell him to PSG.

Shey you want add Mikel the snail Slowbi under "huge and powerful"?

What a way to kick off the tourney!

Other emcees should know the level we expect after reading thís.

My verd - Saw was more polished than Max in his choice of multis, technically slightly superior and more aggressive than his previous battles but I gotta go with the other Judges cos Max never laid off the pressure from start to finish. A few hits and misses from both, but overall, Max got thís. Jig is more technically polished but Max is more brutal and more experienced in battles. The difference lies in the wordplay. Jig does not attempt enough plays.

MVGT - MAX

What a way to kick off the tourney!

Other emcees should know the level we expect after reading thís.

My verd - Saw was more polished than Max in his choice of multis, technically slightly superior and more aggressive than his previous battles but I gotta go with the other Judges cos Max never laid off the pressure from start to finish. A few hits and misses from both, but overall, Max got thís. Jig is more technically polished but Max is more brutal and more experienced in battles.

MVGT - MAX

My 8 point hit worked!

Just took another 8 point hit for next gameweek!

Beautiful.

8 points.

Thats a 3 game advantage.

JM teams lose about 3 games a season on average.

Which means it is highly unlikely for City to catch us.

Thís City team have got motivation issues sef. Dem no serious. Na Southampton man dey watch now jare.

We've completed all our trips to the North West (Everton, Liverpool, Manure and Man City) in the first 11 games.

And we've still got breathing space. . .

Coooooostaaaaaaa!!!

Nice work Azpi!

Hazard suppose score 1 or 2 by now.

Nihilist:
Abeg move oscar out wide, Fab to 10, and drop Rami to the middle.

Too much space in that centre

I feel you on that. Better yet, bring Willian on for Oscar and push Rami to the middle.