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GIYAZZ:
That would be me. But guy, just don't download once, atleast help dowmload twice, pls bro!

Yo guys! Help me and Sosiqdude o!!

Download link here:

http://my.notjustok.com/track/5779/hgc-youneedanewbankremix

Darkrebel, pls download it na!

Nice track!

Ogbeche77:
Just unban you.. Spambot dey vex ooo

Thanks jare.

Abeg who fit give us update on Lucas Piazons progress at Frankfurth. I very much like that kid.

sosiqdude:
Ksslib this is it:

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/87124533

Darkrebel, download the song too

Ojoawo

Coogar

Ibime pls tell us how you see the song.

Nna men, put this song where we can stream it e.g. Hulkshare. I no dey download like that.

This is what happens when ninjas don't handle business in the bedroom.


Thibaut Courtois vs Kevin De Bruyne:

This is a story that's one part sordid and about eight million parts hilarious. Be warned.

As most Chelsea fans will be aware, last year there was a rumour that Belgium and kind-of-Chelsea teammates Thibaut Courtois and Kevin de Bruyne had had a bit of a dust-up. Specifically, the allegation went that Courtois stole de Bruyne's girlfriend, and that the world-famous Tin-Tin impersonator was mildly unamused by the whole affair. And then ... nothing.

Until the glorious day in which de Bruyne, now at Wolfsburg, decided to release an autobiography, and said girlfriend, a young woman by the name of Caroline Lijnen, opted to respond. Get the popcorn ready, kids ...

I remained silent over the past year and a half. Not because I wanted to say nothing, because I could not say anything. The parents of Kevin would take legal action if I would tell my version of the story.

In the summer of 2012 I was told that Kevin himself had an affair with my then best friend. I then faced a choice with him. He choose whether for me or for her, I wanted to give him a chance. We have seized that opportunity, but our relationship has never been the same after that.

Source: Voetbal Krant via SportWitness

... go on ...

Thibaut gave me in that one night, what I'd sorely missed for three years with Kevin.

With Thibaut I could have good conversations and he also cooked nicely for me. Such a thing Kevin never did.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Remember, professional footballers: if you really want to impress the ladies, learn to cook.

Some old lines I just peeped. . . . had forgotten all bout em. . .



Any nigga in an angry tirade/ will get strangled and slayed/ when I handle my blade/
And since the Soviets took a monkey when they travelled to space/
. . .I'ma hire Russian goons/ to deport y'all baboons/. . .to the planet of Apes!!!/ - Ibime


On here we slug it out/
Pardon ma agoraphobic nature . . . SIKE!
Im an indoor personality . . . . so don't even try to call me out/ - DJ5Naira


I'm simply raw/ My trigger finger kill em all/
I shoot dude in the @ss and make the nigga fall/
Cos my bullet hit so many 'Gee bootys'. . . you'd swear I was fighting in Somalian civil war!!/ (Djiboutis) - Ibime



Hes never been noticed with a title/ I bleed the novice with a rifle/
but after I damage his nose in reprisals . . he would wish he spoke through his brother like Moses in the bible!/ - Mikuz



my gents spike feeble/and rent thighs in two/
...so tryna dis my rap...will have me stangle u...with "ankara"...cos my "text style" evil/ - Kingdimes


Everything I spit, they deem it as brilliance/ I pee on you minions/
What you know about trips to Italy. . . eating sardines with Sardinians?/
What you know about eating parmesan/ with Parma Ham?/
Diss me in your local lingo. . .and I'll castrate your mother tongue. . .in your fatherland!/ - Ibime


I rise high like cones and steeples/ but ur flows are feeble/
U d terminator? I'm the destroyer! & this punch is 'Bar-burying' like the Conan Sequel!!/ - Prekky


This nigga looking so moist/ plus he got no woof in his voice/
His sister was born a b!tch. . . but he a p*ssy by choice!/ - Ibime


This Jock does a cheap swing/ & then feels swell like bee stings/ when nobody understands what He sings/
Truth is, he could play his guitar wearing 'lingerie'. .we still won't get what this G strings!/ - Prekky


I'm stamping fakes/ with stabs that leave they body in parts/
. . . been schooled up to Ph.d . . but any uni that gives 'You B.A' . . must be running a bank!/ - Mikuz

catchdwind4rmkd:
Please team, I need urgent help on excel plots.

How can I plot a graph with two different X axis and a common Y axis for the table below:

X1 X2 Y
9.2 8.9 0
9.2 8.9 550
9.5 8.9 4000
9.5 10.5 9000
11 10.5 10000
11 10.5 12000


I want to compare two sets of data, X1 and X2, and so will like to plot them on the same graph to see if there will be an intersection in order to infer or conclude.

Thanks for your prompt response as it is very URGENT

I'm not sure their intersection will tell you anything useful as this is discrete data (jumps in stages) and there is no relationship between x1 and x2.


Anyway, rearrange the columns horizontally as below, click Insert, then choose Scatter Graph.

I have transposed the X and Y axis otherwise it looks funnny.

See these two ninjas arguing over who give babe money pass? Hehehehe.

So Lagunna is Olubukato, and he is simultaneously Rozzays man?

Abeg wey the popcorn? Lagunna, pls explain!

raumdeuter:
Guy, Na space a young virile man wan chop? you never yarn better thing.

Ogbeche wan know if you get some nubile applebottom for your side.

Hehehehe, woman no dey thís side o, na countryside we dey. But I know some active boys wey fit show am road where the ukwu dem dey. Me I done retire for those movements.

Ogbeche77:
My oga at the top... Thanks for the offer, I will plan my visit for March/April 2015.. Going on a road trip with colleagues this December to some European countries
Perhaps the weather should be fine by Spring in the UK.. Which area you dey reside? You go receive guest in 4/5 months

Bros holla me with your plans. I dey Cheshire just South of Manchester. Space dey, no wahala.

Emaprince:
it seems her hubby saw it..so she modified them and deactivated her account..I suspect it might be a serious problem at their home..remember caseless qquestioning her about it and she said "I'm a married woman and I love my husband"....honestly no man will want to see his wife asking a guy if he'll suck her pu.ssy on net..forget say we vote this babe but her interest in s.ex talks puts me off!..na she be that rowzzay!

No mind that babe jare. Married woman wey dey enter beauty pageant, for what?

Ogbeche77:
We will be happy to receive you in Bavaria.. But have in mind that the arena is always sold out, and the few tickets available on matchdays are overpriced.. As high as 300 euros

You thís man, how the Masters dey go?

When you dey come visit us for UK? My house dey open if you want come visit.

Guykhena:
Na now me dey follow the tori up so ..
I 1st notice the caseles dude and he discussion with rozzay about her husbi in the afternoon,but I no really pay attention cus I be dey on a journey(and I think say na joke).. 1hr later I suprise I see 'Nobody'(signifying she deactivated her acct)...

Well sha I dey dig deep now ,I'll be back with the updates,stay tuned ......

Give us the link

Make Southampton just beat Man City, we no send whether they win or lose the rest.

coogar:
elymax's flaws can be waived. he's still coming up. mikuz has done over 300 top tier written verses and he was still getting caught with nonsense flows & "team mar yah"

are you going to punish a 4 year-old-boy that wets the bed the same as a 21 year-old boy that does the same thing? hell no. this was why i edged it to elymax.

I suppose punish Mikuz double for those reaches. . . . have done in the past. . . . but it's one rule for all men. . .

coogar:
FYH got mikuz - kim actually threw the towel until you(voltron - defender of the universe) came to his aid to sway his vote.



it looks like a conspiracy in a way.
in the last 12 months, only coogar has beaten mikuz. surely, some of the newbies must have dropped something greater than what mik dropped but you & your posse always manage to sway the votes his way.


p.s. - to all the textcees out there, to beat mikuz, you have to bring a material that is 110%. 3 punches per verse, 3 metas per bar & 3 wordplays per bar. that's the only way mik can be beaten on this section.

it's better you don't battle him at all if your script isn't 110% cos he will win. if kim battles charlie clips here, kim will win. it's the same format. football references, light punches & homonym puns.

Na you dey promote ninjas to think they can come and drop 'males' and 'postal service' lines. . . .or 'dull lad' = dullard lines. . . . and walk away with the W. . . . then start blaming Ibime for voting as per skill.

ElyMax suppose beat Mikuz on a normal day with all the faux pas Mikuz dropped, but Max was equally guilty. I stripped out all the reaches and was left with not too many new concepts for Max. . . . the "food for thought" and "enlightened mind" concepts weren't new to me. Come down to the few 'wowing' punches you can find in that battle, Mikuz got more of them.

Nna Dayo, I no know as e be, but somehow I was able to get tickets to City vs Munich match next week. These City fans no fit fill their stadium so tickets were left over. Looking forward to see Bayern in action for the first time.

coogar:
has there ever been a time kim didn't get your verdict when the verses are neck & neck? i think that is what FYH is griping about.

FYH must be dreaming if he thought his verse is neck and neck with Mikuz.

Go and check all Mikuz previous battles. My voting record in Mikuz battles is 50-50. The problem with ninjas is they don't do research, just come on Nairaland and start spewing conspiracy theories.

kr0ne:
In ur own case, na u start am. You were all over Nairaland advertising ur lines and calling out Ibime. I wonder if u had mistakenly bumped into Seun's bedroom too and u were so stubborn and adamant. I believe Ibime said that in retaliation

At that time, I no even remember say na him dey call me out. . . . all I know was Elymax verse was straight to the point, hitting and easy to follow. . . . whilst Iam's verse was stretched all over the place and I could not keep up with the flow so I dropped quick verd.

FYH verse vs Mikuz was full of genericity. I have no second thought about it. Mikuz got my verd fair and square.

fuckyouhard:
and see who's talkin? ....an old politician who can't leave this site and battle in other sites.......twice u3 has crossed boundaries to come here and whoop u but u got ur fagmates to thank cos they backed u same way u back them too....i mean same way u bang them too shameless poof! u don't have time to vote in other battle threads but u have time to play ur old, corny politics in support of ur wife kim car dash yarn pun r.a.pist!

Isn't it obvious that you are obsessed with me? Wetin concern you with how I spend my leisure time?

Wetin concern you with U3 who is my paddy - Was it not the same Facebookers that voted for me in my first battle with U3?

Joke of the matter is a wack ninja feeling aggrieved over heavyweights matter.

You get luck say we dey discuss as per se we belong on the same rap forum. Believe me son, we don't belong in the same circle, either in rap or in life. . . so cool your matter.

fuckyouhard:
somethin is very wrong with u! ten tackles is a wordplay..........how do u expect to find it in words that rhyme with tentacles?? it's like searchin for mass occur in massacre. and fork if u believe or not they sound the same! ...ok, scratch that....find us malachi and jehosaphat too...MR KNOW EVERYTHIN

If you like you can quote everything I've ever spit.

Eediot jumping from one argument to another.

You told us "tomb" does not have a silent b. . . .instead of admitting you were wrong. . .

You jumped to "Philistines". . . then. . . .instead of admitting you were wrong. . .

You jumped to "Ante". . . . now, instead of admitting you were wrong. . . . you want to jump to Jehosaphat.


Imagine me explaining a handful of my reaches to an illiterate whose phonetics is wrong in half of every thing he ever spit?

The difference between me and you. . . . I know when I'm reaching. . . . whilst you are an illiterate who doesn't know when your wack local wordplays don't connect.

fuckyouhard:
..this is what u showed me ... near rhymes! everybody here knows anti and aunty don't sound perfectly the same!

You must be blind as well as an illiterate. . . . can't you see that "Rhymes" is what was chosen there. . . .

fuckyouhard:
poosie....ur even foolin urself the more!!! ante is a close rhyme to aunty/auntie/shanty etc....meanin it's slanted! but the forkin u won't accept two knees and ten tackles are slanted too, right? check what u showed me again... rhymes and close rhymes ...mr I KNOW IT ALL, so tell us why u didn't go for perfect rhymes? .......u don't have a say on this one and u can't fool me cos am not one of those u feed sperms.... now who's the illiterate? [size=15pt]POOSIE!![/size]

Lemme help you with the link. . . .

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=ante&org1=syl&org2=l&org3=y&typeofrhyme=perfect

Show me that Auntie falls under "Near rhymes". . . . illiterate. . . .




Whilst your at it, go and show us if "tackles" even comes up in 'Rhymes' or 'Near Rhymes' to "tentacles".

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=tentacle&typeofrhyme=nry&org1=syl&org2=l&org3=y

fuckyouhard:
ur a fool to the core! a criminal and a politician too!! u remember to google and post links for pronunciation each time ur beetch gets forked..........shame on u! does the ante in up the ante sound like aunty?? but u played it here and got hailed....what about ma lack eye? ....another foolish wordplay from the so called king of puns! g hos are fat...no matter how much effort u put it's still forced! and here u are now sweatin over the two knees and ten tackles pun which even makes sense, as it's comin from the football angle....u even had to google! the same shameless u who overlooked ely man pun geoxpress did! it's really a shame.......

I have told you illiterate, it's best you keep quiet when learned people are talking. Today alone, you've shown us you don't know how to pronounce 'tomb', 'philistines' and 'auntie'. Did you attend Idumota Comprehensive?

The difference between me and you. . . . I know when I'm reaching. . . . whilst you are an illiterate who doesn't know when your wack local wordplays don't connect.

The number of reaches I've done in 6 years on NL equate to the amount of colloquial reaches you spit in one verse alone. . . . illiterate.

"I came out to defend Mikuz cos he's in trouble" yet deducted the same points from Mikuz and Elymax for reaching. Not only is your English poor, your Maths is deplorable.

coogar:
this is just pedantry. if you had deducted 6 points from silly kin, i wouldn't have said a word but 2 knees/ten tackles?? i need to speak to your english teacher.

Twice in one bar is a foul.

Two knees is not Tunis.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuUcA2hn5Yo


And besides, I did not deduct points for 'silly kin' or 'kin dumb' cos they were build-ups and not material to the punch he landed. That's only fair, so as not to kill the emcees' morale, so I only concentrated on the wordplays they used to punch.

3 points deducted for both Mikuz and Elymax, I don't see the palaver. . . . except the illiterate FYH crying foul.


I only singled both emcees wordplay for an indepth critique cos it's time to make an example of the proliferation of reaches we are seeing recently. It's nothing personal to both emcees.

fuckyouhard:
..'ol fool yappin! am glad many people have seen how manipulative u can be. and callin me an illiterate only makes u sillier than u are........ u fail to judge urself on ur mack or d/nail son puns but ur here barkin over two knees which sounds better than most of ur wordies...shame on u, fagg! go to fb and see if they won't cremate u. u can't! all u do is sit here and do ur politics.



and see where the whole truth lies...

We will sell our shadow to those who stand within it .....in other words u'd give ur deeck to any fagg who's willin to suck it..........i won't! sorry to disappoint

In the last 5 minutes, you've proved to us you don't know how to pronounce 'tomb' and 'phillistines'. . . . what does that make you? An illiterate.

So when learned people critique your illiteracy, please respect your level of education and be quiet.

coogar:
let's not turn this into another war of words.

i actually respect your opinion on the ish cos to be honest, both battlers could have done better. they are both better than the nonsense verses they dropped and you had it very close but mennnnnnn - you cannot call tentacle bar a stretch or a reach.

it was perfect!

There is no war of words here.

You suppose act mature instead of fanning flames.

Mikuz could have come here to criticize me for singling out his wordplay, but instead Elymax did and you fanned the flames whilst FYH is holding grievance from 6 months ago borne out of illiteracy and putting mouth in the matter.

The tentacles line, I deducted point for two reaches in one scheme ie Two knees and tentacles. Both together in the same bar so I had to foul him.

Your link above clearly shows us tentacles is pronounced exactly as my link

fuckyouhard:
don't quote me faggit! ....mr philistines.......how many brawls do u judge? but each time kim ur ho moans ur deeck stands erect. now that's wordplay and i didn't force sheet! fill his teens

You dey vex because you spat like an illiterate and could not handle the critique

See how thís bros jumped on my set for critiquing Elymax wordplay despite the fact I equally critiqued Mikuz and deducted same points from both.

Go learn how to pronounce Philistines instead of continually exposing your illiteracy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGbvhwECuXs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

fuckyouhard:
nail son(nelson)/ fill his teens (the h oughta be hidden too )/mack or d? how many times are u gonna hold ur breath to pronounce that??..........allahu akbar outplayed (no hate to muslims, but we don't allow wack bars)/ car tomb? forreal .......what happens to the b ? or is that silent too nl is dead

Illiteracy won't save you, bitter man.

Go and learn how to pronounce tomb.

Nail son was a stretch, but peek a junior was fine.

coogar:
you are talking rubbish!
ten tackles & tentacles are perfectly the same pronunciation. he's rapping so the words come out fast to even notice the stress on the 2nd vowel.

this is what i dislike about you.
i don't begrudge your overall decision but bringing up pedantry to sink someone is just a bit classless.

Mr man stop promoting those who know less to wallow in ignorance. I deducted equal points from both emcees.

When someone has a phonetic misconception, I expect those who know better to educate them, not promote grievance.

Audio link for anyone who doesn't know how to pronounce tentacles below:

https://www.howtopronounce.com/tentacles/

coogar:
what about tentacles?
is it forced?

In tentacles, the a is not pronounced.

In tackles, the a is pronounced.

Phonetics is wonky in almost every wordplay in that battle.

ELYMAXiimus:
Is ten tackles/tentacle forced

Tunis/two knees..... Con terminated/ contaminated... .. Right...

Term = Germ = Sperm

Tam = Pam = Spam.

It's not forced, it's your accent.

Both you and Mikuz got criticised for wordplays, don't gripe over it.