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For example, percentage passing success, Oscar was 79%, the lowest in the starting 11.

Ivanovic was second lowest with 80%.

For comparison, Hazard was 88%, Cesc and Matic were 87%, Willian was 82%,

Bar the goal, it was the usual nonsense football, underhit and overhit passes and typical brainless Oscar play.

The first time Cesc stepped up in the hole, he immediately played a throughball for the goal. That was literally the first time he got in that position on the ball. Oscar lives in the hole 24/7 and never puts through pass due to lack of vision.

AirborneLacer:
“Oscar was our best player. When the team recovered the ball he was always sharp and fast, I think he was fantastic.''

“He’s playing very well, pre-season was difficult for him after the World Cup but he's giving balance to the team, lots of creativity and the goal is only possible in a very talented boy.”

- Jose Mourinho

.....................

Ibime I didn't see our game yesterday, how good was Oscar?

The way Jose is eulogising the lad, I'm really scared

You are back for your usual once-a-month Oscar praise singing.

Oscar was crap yesterday as usual. I wish I could make a video of his passes and touches. They stunk!

He scored a good goal, that's all.

Just like Ramires, he scores a great goal every now and then but all round he stinks technically.

ELYMAXiimus:
Stab your eyes with allegator bone till i see crocodile tears.... Hahahahahahaha
ksslib....
You for reserve this punch for mik na...
Or it seems you done with ya verse already? .....
I anticipate that match.....

Mik already used a similar line in 2012 so wouldn't have stung him

I'm in

jdilight:
Never in the history of the church has the church of God had such prosperity as it is now. This is because, they have discovered the blue print of heaven open window. I see an uprising trying to reverse history and put the church in bondage again. Some of these people are doing this in ignorance while some knowingly.

Nonsense.

The church was way richer than now in medieval times when church and state were intertwined. From England to Spain to France, the Church controlled a seat of power and was flush with gold.

Season of frustration. Just took 8 point hit

ELYMAXiimus:
Dizaster uses too much fillers.. That bores me...

Dizaster piss me off. Every few lines, he will start screaming "yeah, yeah" like a neurotic psycho.

Darkrebel:
I asked you for the name of your favourite mcees in those leagues ....
ignoring me ?

My top 5 right now

(1.) Bigg K
(2.) B Magic
(3.) Charlie Clips
(4.) Math Hoffa
(5.) Illmaculate

I heard a lot of a niggas lines watching KOTD battles in the last couple months but bygones is bygones. Ninjas keep surprising me though.

Noah13:
Yesterday's game was ours for taking, but the three AMS were utter crap.

Oscar, Salah and Schurrle is a poor combination. None of them can pass the ball.

This team always needs Cesc or Willian at any time, as they are the only AMs happy to receive the ball in tight areas and dictate the possession game. And of course Hazard to take 2 or 3 men out the game to destabilize the opposition tactically.

Dröoooooogbaaaaaaa!!!!

Bring Baker on jare.

Might as well kept Moses as the 4th winger than trot Salah out for League Cup games.

And why is Mikel sitting ontop Nathan Ake. Move forward old man.

Mehn, thís no8 is useless.

Can't even put his foot on the ball and dictate the game against a league 2 team.

Mik is back!!!

AirborneLacer:
It's funny how grown men allow their emotions do the talking most times - just funny.

Of course Oscar had a bad game, we all saw that for sure, but how he's been made the scapegoat for our draw is almost laughable.

On 2 or 3 three occasions he coulda killed the game? Tell me how those chances beats the ones missed by Drogba and Hazard.

Tell me how those chances beats the penalty denied?

Tell me how those chances beats the fact that Oscar left the field of play when we were leading.

He had a stinker of a game but he's not the reason why we drew. There are many factors you need to consider before bringing Oscar your sworn enemy to the fray.

Albeit Fabregas grabbed an assist on the day, he was entirely anonymous throughout the game, shouldn't you be making a case for that?

Drogba scored the goal after missing. He hit the target with his shot.

Hazard hit the target with his shot.

Your technically inept no10 could not play through passes within even the vicinity of his teammates. Easy passes in clear 3 vs 1 situation to kill the game.

Thunder fire the fingers you used to compare him to Lampard. Can Lampard overhit simple pass to put a player through? A player is right footed, stüpid Oscar will be passing ball way ahead of him to take shot from angle on his left foot.

Sometimes I wonder if Oscar has an atom of football intelligence in that brain of his. Stüpid Ramires-brained maricon.

And don't mention Fabregas in the same breath with Oscar please. The game would be 3-0 if Fabregas had the passing opportunities Oscar did. The same Fabregas you were screaming against his signing because Oscar already plays his position. SMH.

Oscar had a bad game? Is that something new? Nigga most of his games are bad games!!!!

Ibime:
I dey go play ball jare. . . hopefully the boys won't throw thís away on my return. . . if not, na Oscar cause am.

Who I go blame now?

The Brazilian no10 who stinks technically.

Poor first touch for a no10, abysmal passing - every pass is overhit or underhit, and the vision of Stevie Wonder.

On 2 or 3 occasions, he could have killed the game but typical Oscar cannot put the right weight on his passes.

If I hear another clown claiming dibia over this Oscar guy. . .

I dey go play ball jare. . . hopefully the boys won't throw thís away on my return. . . if not, na Oscar cause am.

nateevs:
Oscar has made some very poor passes today.

Every game, no be just today.

No10 with the brain of Ramires

Thunder fire Oscar.

See clear 3 vs 2 break. He overhits a simple pass to kill a sure goal.

No10 ko, no10 ni!

Drooooooooooogbaaaaaaaa!!!

Most hated subject was Religious Education

Niggas shy away from voting in Rebel battles cos arguments develop. . . .

Anyway, Rebel got this. . . the Apollo pun the winner. . . .

^^^^That verse is a killer man

msrita:
So I really like this guy , we're in the same faculty and level but different departments so we share the same lecture venue for all our lectures.
He's really cool and quiet and that's what I like most in a guy. I stare at him a lot though I try not to and I catch him staring at me sometimes too , sometimes we turn at d same time to stare at each other, the issue is he seems to be ignoring me, I mean he talks to almost every one I relate and associate with ,but he acts as though he doesn't see me , he'll walk up to where I'm standing with a group of friends and greet everyone there except me ,sometimes he passes too close for someone who doesn't like me , his body brushes mine lightly, well we've greeted a few times . I get a lot of attention from guys in my class dunno if that's why he doesn't wanna get close or because the most wanted guy in my class is my best friend though people believe we are dating and I'm an easy person , it even shows on my face. But common I like this guy naturally and wanna be friends with him , I don't think further than that or maybe I do, and oh! He has a favorite girl in our venue , he walks mostly with only her ,u hardly even catch walking with guys its either only him or her. So what's your take on this people, please no harsh comments ,a sister is just sharing her feelings. Thanks.

He likes you. He's a shy guy - at least around you. You need to initiate. Ask him out.

GIYAZZ:
Lol, see the song here, Kr0ne and co. . .

https://www.nairaland.com/290358/first-time-history-krayola-drops

The whole drama unfolded here:

https://www.nairaland.com/288907/sauron-admits-biting-exposed-oyinda/2#4101126

kr0ne:
I don't think Coogar is Sauron


But I believe Coogar and Sauron are either good friends or relatives, and Coogar looks up to Sauron as his role model. Just like Limerick to Blackbonez. I also agree with him too that Sauron is topical-oriented while Coogar is more of a battle rapper (go down the history of FFR and see this).
It's quite clear too that Coogar is the junior one coz their method of communication is different too. To me, Sauron sounds more mature. Coogar dey talk like small boy, forget all the big big grammar

You don't know Sauron. Coogar has grown up from his Sauron days. Sauron was madder.

You don't need to think. I was here 5 years ago. Everyone here then knows Sauron is Coogar. That's old story.

Sauron wasnt topical or anything, he stole all his verses from a dude on another website called Metasin. Every single verse Sauron dropped was stolen, Im talking over a hundred verses bitten in their entirety. It was a big scandal, prompting Krayola to release the audio track "Ole Barawo", the funniest diss track Nairaland has ever heard.

You gasto respect Ronaldo.

The ninja getting fitter and better ever year, meanwhile Messi is now running only 7km per game.

Xavi is the man that never allowed Ronnie to compete on equal level with Messi by starving him of possession. Messi is a more natural baller but Ronnie has put him in the shade.

nateevs:
Ron Gourlay is leaving?

Probably for the wack sponsorship deals he's been bringing in.

raumdeuter:
Cashley Cole the greatest Left Back was in action yesterday vs Bayern and was he disgraced? Robben put him to the sword time and again

I remember telling folks here that its the park the bus tactics that makes these defenders look better than they are. Put them one vs one on any half decent player and we would see.

Just 12 months ago folks were telling me he is better than David Olatokunbo Alaba

Cashleys been suffering tendinitis in his ankles for the last 2 years. He is not the same player.

Fernando Torres played 69 scoreless minutes. And since he wasn't involved with the Spanish national team, he found plenty of time for snide remarks about his previous coaches and managers who "weren't champions" like Pippo Inzaghi or Luis Aragones. All I'm going to say about that is that I hope there's no forced-recall clause in this two-year loan deal that could be activated by AC Milan.

Forget Sharron, that corny voice bloke.

Spoiler alert - Best ever battle in history is B Magic vs Bigg K - the video is coming soon.

Darkrebel:
proofs that coogar is sauron.....

**Apart from the fact that they
both have a very similar text style and rap in the same manner....they both like to use big words .....

**Both are die hard fans of Canibus/Eminem

*They were both ibime 's public enemy no.1 ...then and now

**the way they type is so similar...they both like to interchange their 'my' for 'me'... Instead of saying-- this is my stage...they say-- this is me stage....
I can't bring all the photos where they had said that.....



*Sauron was a fan of Manchester united... If you check his most active section..you will see he was in the man.united thread always....same with coogar who is a die-hard united fan

**I remember asking coogar last two months or so for any audio or song he has done...he said he didn't have any due to "moving around[b/] which resulted to him losing many tapes etc...

Ibime also asked him i.e sauron if he had any audio....that question was asked in January 16 2009.....
And guess what sauron said --he said he doesn't .that he's lost most of them. .due to "[b]moving around.. .

Wow!! ..is that a co-incidence.? I don't think so.....

Both of them have almost the same traits...
They like to portray themselves as evil/dark....even their profile pictures have the same evil theme.....

Yo Nairalanders of this section....i present to you the prodigal son that made a silent comeback.... Sauron...ofoka's no. 1 enemy...but he is here reborn as coogar.....

I think I deserve an applause and a medal for putting the pieces together...i think am sherlock Holmes.....

Yo sauron/coogar . ...nice flows you had back then...very deep

That ain't news. . . like I said, every oldie on Sports Section knows Coogar is Sauron.

The smoking gun was when Coogar started managing Saurons FPL team. Same team, new owner.

Sauron, coogar, Hannibal, jackal and Xerxes are his nicks hes used over the years cos he keeps getting banned.