₦airaland Forum

moscobabs:
I will create a thread tomorrow and its gonna be 'Nairalander journey to his Village' let see if is gonna make frontpage cos I dnt understand our Moderators again,seems they recognize members travelling out of the country than we local guys.

Coming to America tinz.

Tbliss12:
All over the world its no more "News" that these two field of career are both professional fields especially when it comes to practicing it in full scale. But its so saddened here in my country (Nigeria) the way Medical Student(Pharmacists,Nurses, Medical Lab Scientist and Doctors) are being given mouth watery treatment on NYSC service ground and the future Engineers are being treated like idiots.

Infact in Benue State where I'm serving Med Guys are paid like 60k @ppa, 30k @state level followed with 3bedroom flats of Doctors quarters(free of charge) nd 19k of allawee compared with an Engineering Student sent to primary or secondary school with 2k@ ppa and just your 19k of allawee with no accommodation even if you had a First Class(B.Eng) in school. With this sad experience I thing the Engineering Bodies in this country (NSE nd COREN) are allowing our government to cheat us big time.

Med Guys make sure life of human is sustained but Engineers make life so comfortable for humans, we are everywhere going great things all around the world...

1. Automobile industry
2. Air-Condition and Refrigeration(Plasma air-con,doing great)
3. Electronics Devices (Mobile Devices,Laptops etc)
4. ICT and Telecommunications
5. Provision of Electricity(even if its still Bad, but Med Guys can't still do d job if not trained Engineers)
6. Biotechnology (Engineering coming into Medicine)
7. Architects, Civil Engineers and Builders
8. AeroNautical Engineers (Aircraft Engineers)
9. Marine Engineers

Just to mention a few now tell me, would you say its fair after all these areas of specialisation we (the upcoming Engineers) should be badly treated?

How many years did you study for your degree and how many years did they study? Yet you want to earn the same as them. Selfish guy.

coogar:
why do i have to be a politician's son to be in fulham? fulham of all places when it's not belgravia or kesington or ergerton?

you & ibime dey craze!

No be Fulham wey parking space dey cost £1m?

Bros abeg na 2nd Republic or 3rd Republic wey your popsie been dey office?

AirborneLacer:
Coogar side?

Beht coogar tell us say him dey live close to Stamford Bridge, that should be somewhere around Fulham Road.

So how you no come dey London yet na Coogar side you park?

Coogars dad must be a politician for him to live near Stamford Bridge.

I dey where Red Devils dey play these days.

AirborneLacer:
Festus 'Adegboye' Onigbinde is way accomplished.

He made it out of a WC group that had Argentina, Sweden and England unscathed.

His BP no increase, no fever recorded, no neurological deficit, nothing nothing.

I would love to bump into him somewhere around Ojuelegba, open the door and be like ''After you Sir''.

lol

Nihilist:
Seen.
I know say Ferguson and many other popular figures dey enter their Euston road offices to sort out their autobiography.

Faraway bruv. I no dey London again. I done relocate to Coogar their side since August

GhostAccount:
Excuse Me, How's This A Punch? He Called His opponents Family an Ape Family, What Else?

Good set-up and humour. Not every punchline needs a wordplay or a meta.

Nah mate. Far away from that.

Nihilist:
Where you jam am?

Something tells me I might know where you work....

Guess the location, I go confirm yes or no.

Mata and Hazard no be mate abeg.

No need arguing, just ask Chelsea fans. We who wear the shoe will tell you where it pinches.

Hazard is our Ribery while Mata is our Ozil (passenger)

coogar:
touch him & go to prison.
it's as simple as that. a londoner once harassed him & he got sent to the toughest jail in britain.

Nah I had to compose myself from acting like a teenage Stan.

I bumped into him on the corridor, he saw a look of recognition on my face, he greeted me, I greet am back, then I opened the door for him "after you sir". Remain small I for pull my phone dey take selfie with am, I just say make I compose myself and allow the man his privacy.

Just bumped into SAF. I had to compose myself.

ELYMAXiimus:
geoxpress, what is ely man?

Early man in colloquial Nigerian accent. . . stop being an ancient nig!

A40:
And I'm here to change the game like a Fabregas pass? Who dropped that line again sef? Ibime shey na you?

Hehehehe. . . you remember that line. . .

chic2pimp:
Phatty bom bom no one can deny the fact that Chelsea were not supplying him with the much needed ammo to score goals. He would have copped 4-5 goals by now.

Story for d gods

Just enjoy Torres game dey go jare. Don't worry, we won't be on your thread to antagonise you with stories of how Torres is a good player being misused, we will just sit back and enjoy watching you being on the receiving end of your own Torres medicine.

After half a season, you will learn that only a ninja wearing a shoe can tell you where it pinches. . . . after Torres finishes frustrating life out of you.

3 games in, you're already complaining. Wait make jungle mature first. Payback is a bítch!!!

Max wins though the Ely man pun from Geo was nice.

chic2pimp:
Can we do a Transfer swap phlueaaase? Make una take Nando back and give us Costa. I'm sure whoever is in charge of transfers at chelsea made an error and sent us the wrong Spanish 9.

Why? Him done dey frustrate una already?

Shebi na you been dey join troglodytes to make excuses for Torres here. Enjoy his play now, nigga!!!

We thank God for Milan! From Essien to Torres, they keep helping us take deadwood off our books.

Abeg John Obi Mikel is available. I'm sure he is the player you need to turn y'all into Champions. Only £10m.

Story for d gods

coogar:
berbatov was a good buy for united - he's better than all the strikers chelsea have bought since 2003 apart from drogba & costa. so show some respect to our bulgarian striker. he won a golden boot without a single penalty. it's a record in the premier league.

Anelka won golden boot in 2009 without kicking a penalty. Get your facts right.

Ching, ching, we getting points over here!

Ching, ching, we getting points over here!

We come to greet our wives

Dieeeeeegoaaaaal!!

Fabrepaaaaass!!!

I dey road. I think say match dey start at 4?

so y'all look at me........as I debate with the gun/should I shoot them for good?.....or play with the puns?/cos when i glanced at that pics with his dad.......I saw no humans at all......but an ape with his son!!!!/



No time to break it down.


MVGT: Iam

Limerick:
Ohh ma'am! I'm so scared. Wait a minute Old man, who are you to just get bored one night and start preaching to me about manners? Go shower ur daughter with all that sermon first. Where were you when that bastard was..........
Naah! Phuck that
what are u? An Idol, an oracle, or perhaps, a chiefpriest and all dat shiit. Of course, I see no reason I should kneel before you like every other dawg here and start giving an explanation to my behaviour.

"How dare I bring a stoopid 3 year old girl who lost her life into my yarns?"

how dare you pokenose into a matter that was in no way related to you. Or rather, start dictating what I should post and what I shouldnt on Nairaland. You can as well censor those words of mine, tough guy.

Oh Can I talk? Incase you dont know, I dont give a flying ffuck about what I say to get to an individual.

Respect maself.. U respect urself first. Buh if yu cant, then you a FirstClassBitch! You naaam saying? a 'FIRSTCLASSBITCH' ^_^

Shut ya trap wacko. Emotional ninja typing epistle. Infant.

Limerick:
*yawns* This is even wacker than ur dead little sister!

You best mind your manners.

How dare you bring a little 3 year old girl who lost her life into your yarns?

There is joke and there is joke. Respect yourself please.

the structure of ya face makes us question,if God got Hate/.....

PaulThor: nothing personal..


hehehe..diss @ kingdimes

Am here again to kill wit ease/
smoking cannibis, am ill wit weeds/
am more igbo boy dan king illbliss/
cos wen thornando blows u surely hide as u feel his breeze/
Am a sick rhymer... not like wack king dimes/
stop claiming kingship wen you'er lacking rhymes/
Of all your track records your last in line/
Or should i tie a bomb to ya n help u blast in time?/

Wen thor speaks, u cant stick out your head/
Cos am always ready to slit mouths or necks/
Its a pity wen i see da Weak tout called vet/
Cos you failed maths, physics, plus nine more, you'r purely a king witout 'subjects'/
Punching irony if sid is wack and you ali/
You lack focus n aim n wen u drop lines only few tally/
Your head dreadlocked......you must be the new marley/
You've lost lots of battles....u even turned an inspiration.....to buhari/

Fact is the nerd lack words/
His lame, his legs are hurt/
his ironman.. But only in puns he bends hard rods/
micheal willed moonwalker to u.. Now Every step u take still end backwards/
i invaded his niche with my macro diss/
I got him shattered by my hard thrown hits/
And my whirlwind siphoned his/
So aint my fault i got him all 'bent up' like iphone 6/

Boy, internet failed u.. Lack the fits online/
anytime his head starts itching he scratches n feeds on 'lies'/
Cos ur a dead car battery, cldnt start after my kicks all night/
Oya arise n shine.... But Like arctics in winters, we aint gonna see.....this son rise /
dias never a time with raps he blended/
Ur made my jobber. I got all ya plea Shredded/
Mere clapping hands had the flea ended/
Lolzz.. mumu, you one be head by force nii? Ok wit isis you are now beheaded/

moving to the lab, let me hve d cat tested/
He became da burnt german musuem, had his arts wasted/
Its no news on 2go i had his acts bested/
king of the jungle cant bite cos his tit still flat chested/

keep saying ur a tough heel, u know in within ur not/
My killing punches did end the teen on hurts/
And his spleen? All cut/
infact i had u all broken up, d only thing still straight is dat line.. inbetween your butt/

without LED tvs, its so clear/
I did give him gruesome tear/
Cos his just ordinary, i mean his so mere/
Though I cherished his boring lines,atleast it got me rid of insomia/
If ur game? i will be punching pads, ...nice u are sony/
But ur joke's boring.. Its lies u are funny/
Be u king or pharoah, i did kick u back to da womb, so go and die in ur mummy/

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,


Still The Phoenix... Order....

Dope ish!!!

In battle I 'deter gents' without a touch of omo.

Urgh!!

Guykhena:

...Khena doing equipment cleaning,Saw's gon be strapped up in chains/Mysterious I'm from the family of 'Arcanes' / by 3 be sure I'll pump you up in Propane /....even if you skip the 9's ..I'll alter reality for the word 'SEE' ..cus SAW won't Pass Tens again /....

Pun of the month

tonididdy: and the mystery baller? is who...

Van Der Vaart in Ajax days.

That was Pepsi advert line up in mid-2000s.

ggrin: Henry and kaka sitting on the ground


From left
1------
2 roberto carlos
3 david beckham
4 raul
5-----

The ninja on the ground is Raul, not Kaka

Left is Torres, right is Ronaldinho

I'ma be honest lads, it was a struggle to finish both verses. Not the greatest battle hence votes are low.

Verdict = tie