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I hope Alexis Sanchez put a release clause in his contract for Champions League clubs to sign him.

That geezer about to waste the prime years of his career at Arsenal

This is lethargic.

Jose should change 3 men jare

We're getting lazy now. Shoulda scored 3 more by now

West Brom down to 10 men.

8 goals please!

Mehn, taxi for Andre Wisdom

Hazard is making him dizzy!!!

West Brom defending is awful

Why did I captain Aguero instead of Costa?

We go chop goals nyafu nyafu here today

City losing

ELYMAXiimus:
for real? where the audios at?

I'm most interested in that sauron vs krayola
pls links, i anxiously waiting.. Pls pls pls..

All the links are dead. . . . zshare, plunder etc wiped them out

ELYMAXiimus:
You guys will be making history. The very first audio brawl on NL .. C'mon don't dull things...

We've been holding audio beef since forever e.g.:

Krayola vs Sauron

Eldee vs Rhymestein

Ibime vs Bamsyle

Yaylow is on his way back. . . .



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF47530Vbe4&list=UUOAd5-2oLGFFjHNyg2nqZ2Q





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll-8WQeFz-o&list=PL50E07C0EAE3349B3

LooNat11kk:
This hazy line spitter/ bout ta get sprayed with nice ether/
for tryna test a god with his baby rhyme fillers/
Ask around, loonatikk we know, but you? Nah! Your name don't ring a bell, like a lazy time keeper!/

Youse a hafling and beetch made/ suddenly won a sh1tty competiting, now yu feel yu could be seen starting a big wave/
Fork that! Yu the Only nigga to ever win a tourney, without battling a big name!/

Yur matter's reached execution/ eff yur threats, yu still stuck in evolution/
I swear,
Beating me should be your new year resolution!!/

Hehehehe. . . . . Krone vs Loona should be the next battle

Abeg make una dead the religious debate. Here no be class and we are not students

^^^^^ dope punches!

Iceskidd:
OFFENCE
Darkrebel is a faq/
saying there's no such thing as noah and the ark/
mehn i just took offence to that/
so i took my gat/
and shoot him fast/
for Christ sake/
we should dump your muslim a$$ in some dumb lake/
you think christianity is a religion? ßitch its a lifestyle/
we christ like/
e-diot sayin the bible is a bunch of stories/
i no even knw wetin i wan type again sef #Mad

You be mujahideen like them ISIS fellas? Why you want stab person wey ask common sense question?

Any normal human mind go ask how Noah take fit millions of species of animals on boat.

Na dat Noah story make me turn back on religion sef.

cc Emaprince

Try this link on phone

http://www.hulkshare.com/mobile/index.php#zsprn8b8t7nk

Darkrebel:
hahaha...this guy has death stored since in his notepad..... he has been waiting for a victim... Emaprince don't say I didn't warn you. .... this is gon' be an interesting match. ..

Ain't got jack man, I've been lethargic and rusty for months. 5 shots of spiced rum will take care of that.

Emaprince:
@Ibime
Please can you you upload your diss tarck against bamsyle here?..maybe help me get that bamsyle's track too..plus your maestro etc...I tried downloading maestro from the previous links you gave but to no avail...

https://www.hulkshare.com/jamez3d/bastard

Works on PC, not sure about phone

Emaprince:
hmm!.. ..you wan do me wetin cooger do mikuz?...abeg sunday,1pm...I'm choosing the time I'll be very free.

Aiiitee. . .

Emaprince:
if there should be any christmax special,then its Emaprince vs Ibime...I don't know if he still wants this sha...me too need to start droping here in order to get my swag back and not pen below par bars.

I'm on it. . . .how about tomorrow?

Sneeze. . .

Am just seeing this thread.

MVGT: Rebel

mikuz:
Landlord, so if I'm who hes testing and dissing/ Ill subject the pidgeon/ to an enomous beating/
. . cos if he thinks hes got 'a new lease of life', he be given a rent that ll kill him!/

lol

Opener - Ksslib

Rhymes - Ksslib

Similes/ Metaphors - Tie

Punchlines - Guykhena

Personals - Guykhena

Flow - Tie

Wordplays - Ksslib

Closer - Tie


The criteria adds to tie, but based on enjoyability, the punchlines and humour takes the day. If I'm allowed, I would like to break the tie by giving it to Guykhena.

Yeah, bring on Koke!

teemanbastos:
Emmanuel Adebayor has claimed that his mother and relatives, are using ‘juju’ (witchcraft) to end his football career prematuredly.

When you use false passport to play football, no be 'juju' when age starts catching up with you.

Ade should be thankful if anything, he has overachieved in his career financially and sporting-wise.

If na juju cause am, I want that juju. He's been extremely lucky in his career to land the right contracts at the right time. How can someone of the skill level of Adebayor on £160k a week clam he was bewitched?

Guykhena:
sex-starved Lib feeling lucky on his relief shoe/ met a dam on the road he briefed thru/on her,he used the pick-up line "I've walked a thousand miles just to meet you" /judging by the look of his shoe..her reply was 'I believe you' /

streetwize:
Reminiscing people. This place is still so ill.

Drop a 32 for us jare. . .

Team mar ya is the new cùnt reacting!

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Darkrebel:
I just watched that dizaster vs math hoffer's brawl again. damn !! it was so boring ...
these dudes need to add humour to what they doing .. Henry bowers is still king of that ..
you guys should watch AHAT battle league...they have many comic/funny emcees there ..

Joker. Math Hoffa is prolly the funniest battler in the sport

Dat old man Ike Uche has been useless for the last 3 years, yet foolish Nigerians keep screaming for his inclusion

This team has never been the same since Mba was jettisoned.

Nobody to occupy opposition in the final third.

Uche is also unbalancing the team. Why bring that old man back?

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