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Twasnt a penalty but wasn't a dive either. Ramires is a weak skinny fella and he falls like that even in midfield at slight contact so no, it wasn't a dive.

Just watched the highlights. Terrible goalkeeping by Cech on both goals.

Operation abandon team.

Captain Amangala going on sabbatical till season end

Come on now, this is getting ridiculous. First Newcastle, now Brom!

Niggas are not smiling

But why did he continue after the first baby came out ugly?

Rosicky is just a fhucking genius man!

Eto is a thief

It's good to see our brothers come alive after 8 years.

But like I say, I nearly get am no be property. It is not uhuru until silverware is deposited in the trophy cabinet.

Big boys are still coming especially Man City and maybe Chelsea. It would be a damn shame if this turns to another 2008 for Arsenal.

Y'all know Chelsea stay winning trophies. Even in the midst of major catastrophic seasons, we still pick up silverware. So y'all should quit hollering until you got some bling to show for it.

dj5naira: Its party time and I bring nasty poo/ blood will flow when I crack this boo/
My word PLAYS and she starts to wriggle her feet . . . . u could rock with me all night long, but allow me to put on my dancin' shoes/

one more Wreckin' Ball from a b.itch . and I blow up 'Mileh Cyrus!'/ apart from the fact that im so tough, ...im desirous/
ZLUK is no threat . . . .
cos the last time I did a malware scan . . . Was easily detected by Microsoft antivirus!/

With dildos, she'd thrust a pig 'gateway!'/ hormonal imbalance . . after she'd think 'tis what they think, they say/
No traps, nor rat glues/ or bats, plus arm bruise/ so for that little mouse . . . we could say her death is just a click away/

Deny your lesbian ways you strafer tout/ . we know the truth in this gallant bout/
As tongues get closer to ur pusssy lips . . . . your v.agina begins to open & close like Pacman's mouth!/

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can't pay attention to u on this website . . . . . the only Makc Zluk I subscribe to is on YouTube/

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Even camels drink from her mountain dew bottom & wide a.rse/ software companies adore this moment . the way I summon their advert/
And if shes rooted in one spot . ma faith will 're-move Zluk' . . . than Norton and Avast!/

My ice bricks kills . so best wear sweater or your maimed/ you should be a heirdresser cos ur lame/
um the most dreaded cat/ I came before U, respect that/
Amongst A-Z of wackitywack rappers . you end the alphabets . . . . like the ''first letter of your name!!!''/

Im that hard sponge, and she's a moist towel/ empty vessel . . even in bedroom, she makes noise so well/
no lioness in Z-L-U-K . . . just 3 consonants and a voiced vowel/

Queens and onlookers beware/ and I mean freaks and commuter christains/
Now i've got smilin' laptops . . . . cos i've finally deleted ZLUK and freed my computer systems!/

Why don't you enter King Tourney. You will mud a lot of ninjas with bars like this.

Well MVGT: Luna

Both emcees came dope but Delis verse was looking a little light so I wasn't sure if Luna exceeded the line limit.

The best line in the whole battle was a real stunner from Deli ie Lunatics only 'room for improvement' is a psychiatric ward. Thats an A* line there. I like it when emcees can pull up witty punches without using Wordplay. I put those kinda lines on a higher level than wordplay puns.

All said, when you come to battle, you can't submit half a verse so Luna wins this for me, although if Deli had used his full allocation of rhymes, I woulda been leaning toward a draw.

Man you shouldn't have paired Luna and Deli dimes in the first round.

Both these cats shoulda been seeded to meet in the final or even granted a spot in the tournament proper.

I'm not even sure which way to vote. You gotta find a way to accomodate the loser of this battle e.g. As a replacement for anyone who no-shows.

The only question is did Luna stick to the line limit cos his verse seems longer. The answer to this question could sway the vote.

mithel: what i have noticed is when lampard and luiz play together,na disaster...its like defensively,we are open..see the everton and basel game too...,lamps without a calamity luiz still gives hope,once luiz is there,its another story.

i dont know why ibime just dey yab dey insult...lampard cant play in that pivot..and we all know it...he will never fit in...and why he suddenly turned me to a mikel supporter,i will never know...i am more pissed that we are stuck with those we have in that position...what were we looking at during the transfer window..its annoying.

on oscar,tbh he started pissing me off since aston villa...since he knew he was preferred ,its like it got into his head..but his goals always always end up shutting me up...he wastes too much time on the ball,attempts silly shots when a pass would have been better,his decision making in general is poor...he killed a lot of attacks today...

can we please start playing azpi and betrand..shift ivan to the middle with JT and cahill and let luiz fight for a place in the pivot...till we get better suited players

We on the same page regarding the midfield but you exhibiting pathological hatred for Lamps every week.

If defending is your problem, don't come here talking about pass completion, be consistent in your argument. I know for fact if Lamps pass completion is less than stellar, it's because sideways passes aren't penetrating the opposition and he's trying to stretch the play. He could not be a successful footballer of his ilk for 15 years only for some kid to come questioning his passing at the end of his career based on faulty assumptions. There is only one man in that midfield whose got the skillset to stretch the play with those kind of passes so onus is on him. Secondly, if it's controlling possession that's an issue, Ramires is the biggest culprit in that midfield.

So be consistent in your argument and stop yarning dust on weekly basis. E.g.. If I start criticizing Mikels possession play, then I'm biased. I only criticise Mikel for slothfulness and escorting players to our goal.

The midfield needs a total overhaul, that's nothing new. Till then, honest opinion, Lampard is way more defensively solid than Mikel cos he closes down more sharply and tracks his runners. Thats not to say he can stop counterattacks from up the pitch, but he doesn't let ninjas stroll in on the back four like Mikel.

As for Luiz, couldn't say for sure but Luiz and Ramires in midfield is a midfield without a midfield specialist. Both are auxiliary players, and you might notice if they are combined.

As for me, I'm still looking forward to a ninja like Matic joining in January or in the summer, and I still insist that Chelsea must look past Ramires in midfield to become a great club and to exert the control that big clubs are supposed to exert in midfield.

coogar: i said lampard was useless offensively & defensively. if the delivery was poor, one would still expect a player in lampard's position to stop the wave of newcastle's attack but he was constantly sodomised by anita

you are a troglodyte....
MAZACAR not creating a chance has nothing to do with lampard conceding a goal. yes, chelsea didn't do enough to score but then how does that translate to conceding a goal?

Once again, you're a nincompoop. Correct me if I'm wrong but Lamps and Anita were hardly on the pitch together.

So Lampard was at fault for conceding from a setpiece?

Cos he was marking Gouffran abi.

And how did that stop MaZaCar and Torres from creating chances again? Remind me.

coogar: so tell us one chance torres missed/scoffed today.....or are you colour blind?

against a tough team like newcastle fighting for survival at home, fine margins like setplays are very important. lampard didn't get any of his delivery right.....what has his 1 billion assists 4 years ago gotta do with what happened today?

So na setpieces you dey yarn?

lol. Foolish dude. It must be Lampards fault according to your default setting, thats why you dey concentrate on set pieces.

Why didn't anyone score from Matas setpieces. I'm sure you know he takes all the left footed setpieces.

And when Lampard left the pitch, why didn't the new setpiece-taker put one on Ivanovics head?

Maybe even Pete Cechs goalkicks are to blame why MaZaCar and Torres could not unlock the defence.

I done forget say Coogar is a lunatic not to be taken seriously.

nateevs: Phucking hell Ibime. It is possible for Lampard to have a bad game and totally rightful for any person to rip into him if they choose to. His goal scoring record and legendary status has got nothing to do with. Just get over it.

But we remember 5 years ago when Nateevs blames Lampard for everything "cos he is the attacking midfielder" yet these days we don't see MaZaCars copping any stick despite taking Chelsea to worse positions than Lampard ever did when he was controlling the attack.

One nincompoop is claiming Torres didn't score because of Lampard and you expect logical people to keep quiet at such foolish talk?

coogar: MAZACAR did what was asked of them, lampard didn't pull his weight. useless defensively & atrocious offensively. he should now accept his time is up.

If MaZaCar did what was asked of them, then Torres musta been the one who let them down because I see big fat zero on the goals scored column.

Or was Lamps holding their leg from no6 position?

dayokanu: ^^ Back to the default "they didnt create chances", "It was Lampards fault"

Some nincompoops have pathological problem with Lampard.

When Lampard was playing no8, famous nincompoops always blame him after every defeat because "he is the advanced midfielder who supposed to create".

Now he dropped back to no6 position, same nincompoops chase him back and still blame him for not creating ignoring all the no10s and no7s ahead of him.

Can you blame them? Lampard is afterall the record assister in Chelsea history that's why they always revert to default position.

One Mikel cocksucking faggit will come here to tell us something new about Lamps every week. Is he not ashamed that a 35 year old man and a central defender displace Mikel from the team?

Now this shekpe man is calling Lampard name like he didn't see MaZaCar on the pitch. Funny enough Lamps is the one most likely to give Torres the kind of ball he likes ie the first-time ball over the top .

ritchboy: Captain Amangala must be the most incompetent manager in the league... Then ninja has already made 15 transfers and wildcarded in GW10.

How he contrived to make three transfers this week without bringing in the most in-form players[SAA - Suarez and Aguero] is the 8th wonder of the world.

Anyhoo, that's one less ninja to worry about

No mind me jare. Man no get time to study FPL wella these days. Count me out for now but remember say 2 trophies dey my pocket already. Ten 2nd place finishes (which you will do again this season) can't compete with one piece of silverware!!!

mithel: Sigh clean attempt at buttressing your point...clap for yourself

You are a doofus. Why should Lampard possession stats in a match where we are dominating possession be your concern?

If anything, it is those who play more riskier passes that should be lauded because the give me I give you passing has not been able to penetrate Newcastle so far, and Lamps was trying to do something about it by taking more risk.

But like the FOOL you are, you always return every week to say something about Lampard, like you got psychological issues with the club legend. Next it would be the colour of his undies you are not happy with. Nincompoop.

mithel: @Squawka: PASS MAP: Chelsea have had plenty of the ball but Lampard can't stop giving it away. 16/24 passes completed (67%).


Slowly becoming our giggs

The usual complaint from the usual troglodyte.

Mental illness called Lampard phobia dey worry you.

Perhaps Lamps is the only one hitting pass into space or over the top for Torres.

If you like commit suicide, JM the special one has made Lampard untouchable.

It's been 6 years since some fellow nincompoops like yourself always attack Lampard but he proved to be the greatest player in Chelsea history, so follow their lead and keep quiet!!!!

Battle was very close.

Crizzys best line was ape on family tree while I also enjoyed Maestros Sarkodie line.

MVGT: MAESTRO (just)

MVGT: Chocckidd.

Verse was less forced

coogar: i won't waste my subliminal bars in flow for rank. after the tourney, the winner would be called out & it shall be a title match........

lol

You need some rep before calling out Champions.

You've got no history or rep so no one would take you serious. If Sauron called someone out, we would pay attention cos he has rep. You have no history. We need to see some bars first otherwise you will be ignored.

Sauron we know, Hannibal we know, but who are you?

coogar: i'll bring all of them back soon - the old school NL netcees vs the new school in a survival of the illest battle. watch out.....



coogar raps about reality - i have shared psychiatrists with clifford orji, seargent rogers, general büttnaked, shina rambo & some of the most dangerous serial killers in africa - what do you expect me to rap about if not how i would put 2 bullets in your eyes & turn your cranium into a fountain!!!



hahahahaha - this thunderstorm fowl is shyting his pants already. don't bust a gut, i judge fairly & you better come up with something dopë. wack netcees shall be thoroughly dissed on a different thread!!!! if you are not lyrically fit, stay at home & learn some knitting.

Negro just go to Flow For Rank and drop 24 bars for us.

I know you tight, but I refuse to believe it's a level above what heavyweights here can achieve.

Super1759: why is RAT attached to the name?

Cos they eat mostly rats. Rat snakes are not poisonous, neither is this one.

Bendtner so damn unfit.

Flamini the most important player at Arsenal

Willian getting his hustle on. Hazard beware, this ninja want your spot. You know Schurrle is going nowhere.

Never had issue with Bertrand although some blogs always criticise him.

Playing low block suits Mikel as he doesn't need to run at full speed. Tactics of the last 2 years did not suit him at all but we are getting better utility out of him in this system.

Eto na old man. He's no3 in striker pecking order as far as im concerned

Arsenal without Flamini aint jack!!! Gaynners better pray that boy don't get injured again.

Jose, carry go jor. Na you be the baba. We the fans are behind you 100%.

This Rosicky is a genius tho

Abeg when Essien contract dey expire? The old man resemble guy wey just wack two wraps of kenke and light soup.

Thunder fire these IGG people

God done catch them today.

MVGT: Jaephillips

coogar: i should take part in this ish. i see this list & no name there scares me. where's mailmalc, alexpissu, streetwize, chamotex? if i take part, it would be like taking candy from a kid of 5!!!!

maybe i would battle the winner of the tourney later......

The only name there that can hang is Streetwize.

Chamotex and Pissu were wickitywack.

Mailmalc was good for his time, but times have changed.

No easy wins on here anymore. Too many heavyweights around.

Mikuz, I suggest Coogar/Sauron be allowed into the tourney out of respect for his history on here, but he will soon find that opposition is a lot stiffer in 2013 compared to 2008/2009.