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elampiro: Lampard played in the midfield along Ballack for Chelsea, I guess when Ballack was the German captain.

Between the two who was better? I guess Lampard. Now has anyone ever accused Ballack of being overhyped?

Lampard is accused of being overhyped just because he's English.

Every Chelsea fan knows the monumental achievements of the nigga.

From bitchslapping teams willy nilly in the noughties, decimating grounds like Nou Camp and Allianz to setting up two goals against Barca last year in UCL semifinal at the age of 34, Lampard is not to be messed with.

He set the standards that others aspire to. Even Fabregas had to copy his runs before he started scoringregularly. A ninja with 27 goals and 20 assists in 2010. And ninjas are talking about Carrick!!!

Carrick! Carrick!!!

Katsumoto: Scholes or Carrick or Lampard could not have carried a poor Liverpool side for a generation - Gerrard has done that. Ferguson is just being an ar.se as usual. There is no way Carrick is better than Gerrard.

Carried wetin? Carried them to eighth place in the table as soon as Xabi Alonso left?

Carry ko, carry ni!

Greatest English midfielder of last 15 years is Scholes, then Lampard. The others are not worth mentioning.

And 3 slaps to whoever mentioned Carrick when midfielders are being discussed.

Katsumoto: Really? See below

Chelsea's Frank Lampard Is The Greatest Midfielder Of His Generation

Topping the charts is Frank Lampard. Just six goals shy of 200 for Chelsea and with 130 assists for the Blues, statistically Frank Lampard is the most proficient, creative and effective midfielder of his generation.

http://www.football.co.uk/chelsea/chelsea_s_frank_lampard_is_the_greatest_midfielder_of_his_generation__rss3665837.shtml


For the life of me, I can't even remember Lampard having that many assists. He must be counting passing to the player who provided the assist as assists as well.

Wetin you remember no concern us. We Chelsea fans remember them and the statisticians have counted them. Frank has the highest output of any central midfielder in history!!!

mikuz: It's already a competition with 6-7 possible champions because Illscripts, U3, Ojiegbu and Blaqbones are title holders on facebook. Anyways, I'm gonna try to get Prekks and Chuka in. I pray you don't under rate any of these facebook vets.

I don't know U3 and Ojiegbu, but if you say they're killers, so be it. But I need Prekky mehn to make this tourney official!

nateevs: No one can be on fire if truly they have no strengths. Not emotional you say.

We don't need to talk too much. The young ninjas we've been Championing over the last two years ie Lukaku and Sturridge have been beasting him and still are. Unlike emotional niggas heave hoing to downplay them in favour of Torres. We are not emotional niggas so when Torres performs, we are happy to congratulate the dude.

We should not be having this conversation in a meritocracy. Torres should be with them Chamhakhs at Crystal Palace if selection is based on merit, so don't give us long speech. Overall he's been the biggest flop in EPL history.

mikuz: I no sure say dem dey for battle form oh. They are partaking as judges.

Then this is no tournament. You might as well cut the charade and challenge me direct for the throne, thats if you don't fall to Joshuabase, Blaqbones or Illscripts before then. With Thunder and Prekky involved, this becomes a tourney with 6 or 7 possible Champions, otherwise ma motivation go dull. I can't consider the winner official King when two of the top four names are missing. Infact I'm withdrawing ma name till Prekky and Thunder join in, especially Prekky.

We only say what we see on the pitch. No emotions involved in this shyte.

The dude has been on fire this season, and when he stunk out the place for 3 years prior, we also called it what it was - pure shyte!!!

He should carry on his recent form jare. Na we go hail am pass. We aint emotional niggas!!!

Prekky and Thunderstorm must make no 11 and 12 on that list if not tournament no complete

I'm only in if the tourney starts Nov 25th

CFCfan: ^^
The tactics and personnel were on point. Man City are in trouble.

Don't get ahead of yourself mate. A big game is a big game. Fingers crossed that Kompany remains injured. Would love to see Javi Garcia in their defence.

Please we don't get to dance much on this thread these days. Wey band boys?

Yes o! No long ting! Basel are even drawing.

Shekpekeeper on fiiiiiire this season.

Schurrle better be fit for City game.

Same team against City please bar Ashley Cole, and we'll stand a better chance.

Those who supposed to become dispensible are becoming dispensible. Aluta continue!

Thats how you win a do or die affair.

Prekky is just a beast.

One of the illest netcees, home or abroad as I've said before.

The ninja is just technically flawless and none of his wordplays are forced nor force the reader to use a funny or bush accent to make the wordplay work.

I must battle dude once my diary clear. The honour would be on me.

CFCfan: Random fact: If selected for England's squad, Ashley Cole will be one of 5 players from the 2002 World cup that will be in next year's world cup. The other 4 could potentially be Enyeama, Ejide, Ronaldinho and Kaka.
And he will be the only player to have played in 4 consecutive world cups in Brazil.

Pele played 4 consecutive World Cups

mikuz: Hes never been noticed with a title/ I bleed the novice with a rifle/
but after I damage his nose in reprisals . . he would wish he spoke through his brother like Moses in the bible!/

I speak smoother than an awesome reporter/ even my weakest punch will knock out the pauper/
. . rhyming over with order . . shows you musta come from the gutter!/

If this kid dare/ he ll get impaled with three spears/
Ya chick gives cu,.nt to all . . Cos any guy that asks for a portion of her pu.,sy . . Its crisp clear/ even 'Jack' knows that she 'Will share'!/

Finishing!!!

mikuz: Ibime now that we are here . . . . . I got a concept. How about we do a 32 lines cipher/prewritten sh,.it? I ll create a new thread for it, with a caption like CIPHER OF THE GREATS : Mikuz Ft Ibime

'Bis holla if you see this. Just got gingered to do something.

I'm doing some professional exams at the moment so don't wanna tie myself to any commitment. Let's revisit Dec 1st. Definitely!

odumchi: Personally, I find it funny when people conduct so-called "traditional" marriages (which oftentimes are not traditional in in any way, shape, or form and are simply parties in which the bride and groom are dressed in lace or ankara) overseas instead of going home [to Nigeria]. I understand that sometimes there might be financial constraints and all that, but that doesn't negate the fact that [to me] it's such a weird idea. I mean, isn't the idea behind marrying someone traditionally supposed to be fulfilling the marital customs of the woman's land (speaking from the Igbo perspective)?

Speaking from my culture's perspective, a traditional marriage is a social event in which all of the head members of the bride's family formally "hand away" their daughter to the groom's family. These marriages are always performed at the compound of the bride's parents and follow the rules and regulations of the bride's land and end with the long procession of the groom, his new wife, and his people, back to their home. With this in mind, I'd like to seek your opinions on this issue? What do you think about "ovaseez marajiz".

The reason traditional marriage is celebrated abroad is so the bride's parents don't miss out on 'the list of gifts'. . . brideprice etc

I see you too Mikuz. . . . I'm inspired also. . .


Let's go. . .



Niggas prattle in their songs/ like they can battle with the strong/
Beat me?. . . .fa fa fa foul!. . . that’s how Jaguar would respond!/
This strong smart nigga/ make your small heart quiver/
My cash could fill a ‘stadium’. . . cos I make ‘ball park figures’!!/

Your chick handle and suck díck/
The scandalous slüt pick/ Nollywood niggas at random to fück with/
She was even pregnated by ‘Esiri’. . . . but had a miscarriage of ‘Justice’!!/

I bring torture to a bastard/ and leave him slaughtered in a casket/
cos beating me. . . is as easy as. . . fetching water with a basket!/
My wife deserves a great statue/ cos she a beauty to pay Hajj to/
But ya girl would owe me money. . . . if I take her at ‘face value’!/

Everything I spit is raw/ from ‘Hull City’ to my villa’s shore/
These cowards claim they brave. . . but like ‘Jake’. . . I got ‘Liver more’!!/
This dude so timeless/ and everything I spew so priceless/
I roll with goons. . . that’ll turn a minor altercation. . . to a full blown crisis!/

I leave chicks weak and mushy/ cos I’m a fiend for nookie/
and ever since a teenage rookie. . . I’ve been dedicated. . . to eating püssy!!/
I'm old school. . .I put lips upon ‘em/ and use tricks to con ‘em/
I was around. . .when chicks either didn't suck díck. . . or only sucked díck through condom!/

All my life, I’ve been dealing with freaks/ who won’t leave me in peace/
I’m anticipating serious beef. . . .when my wife discover I’m a serial cheat!/
Cos these chicks wanna seize my phone/ and grease my bone/
I love my wife. . . I pray to God. . . .I haven’t brought any diseases home!!!/

Y’all niggas better leave the throne/ I’m occupying it/
With a iron grip/ and won't quit. . . till I die in it/
I murder pigs/ who try to take the crown without deserving it/
My reign is like ya ‘schoolbooks’. . . . you best come to ‘terms’ with it!!!/

My bars fluent/ plus I exhibit smart prudence/
So we don’t belong in the same class. . . like Science and Art students!/
I drop sonic spits/ and harmonic scripts/ with sardonic wit/
while your bars are like Basketmouth toilet. . . full of comic shít!!/

My scripts dead suckers/ who roll with low class. . . pig bred brothers/
While I only roll in ‘gold circles’. . . that means 'I got these díckheads covered'!!!/


oNe

Europa league, here they come. Glazers will have to restructure the debt again.

Thank God we dodged Fellaini bullet. Can well remember likes of Andre Uweh and Bluediva campaigning for him as answer to our midfield. But me and Nateevs were right. That ninja is too inert for central midfield and his turn on the ball is as wide as an Olympic running track. Spit and pass. Let Manure continue to suffer him in their midfield jor.

Wey band boys?

3 points in the bag.

Some ninjas who supposed to become dispensible are becoming dispensible. Happy days.

Shocking defending once again by £35m PlayStation man.

When a ninja like Ramsey starts hitting this kinda form, you shouldn't play with his game time.

This is a season where he can establish goalscoring standards to attain for the rest of his career ala Lampard and Fabregas.

GustavoFring: Ibime you know nothing about rugby clearly.

A rugby union match lasts 80 minutes(40 minutes per half) so is shorter than a football game.In rugby, the entire team is in constant motion cos the formations are very different to association football.So where you get this start-stop idea from, I dont know

I challenge you to take your 'macho' ass to your nearest non-league rugby game for a kickabout and repeat the idiocy you've just spewed here, and see if you wont get your head repaired during a scrum.

Rugby league, Rugby union. That one no concern me. All I know is that rugby players are funny type characters who stick fingers in each others arse and slap each other's bumcheeks whilst drinking copious amounts of beer, all in the name of team bonding. I wish I had a smartphone to record their antics in uni days. Bunch of prats and pseudo homos.

FG has been stealing land from indigenous people since the Land Act of the 70s. Of course there were people in Abuja before FG expropriated it.

Re: IBB debate. IBB is a Gwari man

ElGuapo: [color=#0066ff]Dudes are monsters i tell you.

The Old ladies have got some worries now.[/color]

It aint over till the old ladies sing.

GustavoFring: Many of the lads playing are wearing tape and bandages on joints, something we can never see in football these days.

Super story. Rugby is a stop-start game. You carry some joint injury into football and you will be exposed quickly. The only position in football you can play whilst carrying injuries is centre-back. Because centre-back is not constant running and sharp turns.

Most of them rugby guys are actually p*ssys. At uni, the football teams and rugby teams all travel to the game together on the coach and we play at the same grounds. A lot of ninjas we kicked off the footie teams go on to join the rugby team, where they play funny games and initiation ceremonies like standing on a chair naked and downing pints of beer while the whole rugby team is chanting.

Quick free. . .


I seen em fall/ while I'm standing sleek and tall/
I cure niggas 'headache' if beefs involved/
Cos they swear they can stand my madness. . . but my 'para seat em all!'/
This nigga looking so moist/ plus he got no woof in his voice/
His sister was born a b!tch. . . but he a p*ssy by choice!/
My songs cajole/ niggas to ignore the troll/
Networks block every other call when I'm on the phone/
I spit contextual nouns / to vex this clown / his chick wanna sex me now/
So it aint to 'scold or rebuke her'. . . when I give her a 'dressing down'!/
I dead a player with ease/ whenever placing my frees/
Cos my rhymes are breathtaking like a respiratory disease/
I'm the hottest in here/ cos I'm better than a lot of my peers/
Nigga claim he got dollars to spare/
But one look at my alligator shoes. . . will make him shed crocodile tears!/
I roll with wild mammals/ baboons and vile vandals/
If I challenge dude. . .he'll either chicken out . . or cry foul!/
I tie sandals/ as my bars school/ the large fool/
Claim he drive flash whips. . but even 'Afghans' know his 'car bull'!/
I aint tryna knock the homie/ but everything he drop is phony/
If he say he got more 'buzz' than me. . . that's a 'shocking' story!/

mikuz: .
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I smash you cats with a pole/ and seperate ya @ss from ya soul/
. . so just give up the struggle . . cos attempting ta make a last 'ditch' effort . . will leave you trapped in a 'hole'!/

I manufacture lines/ designed to fracture thighs/ . . and crack up spines/
. . plus I 'hold all the aces' . . hence if you claim king of kings . . goons will tell you its a 'pack of lies'!/

In bed . . I'm pleasing ya chic/ . . teasing and squeezing her t¿ts/
. . . she call me 'Sergio' . . cos the 'Boo squirt' . . whenever she's steeping ma d¿ck!/

I'm witty and sleek/ my style is deep but trendy/ while what you spit is empty/
. . when I appear with ma tinted Bentley . . you blacks go green with envy!/

I develop a plan/ to start a furnace that would envelop ya clan/
. . plus I'm a great predator . . strong enough to attack Eagles . . like Ethiopian fans!/

I'm an utopian man/ and a seamless brother/ so you better stop claiming that ya frees are hotter/
. . cos like 'Tbilisi'. . we'll see the flaws in you . . when niggas 'Judge ya' . . .!/

I rip any freak assunder/ cos my texts be lethal/ so when I storm ya area, you best be civil/ . . like Kelvin little/
. . You lack titles . . the only belt you ever owned is ya pelvic 'girdle'!/

You wacks aint got the spice/ no wonder you never come up with something nice/
so try to clash with me . . . and have ya people declared missing . . like Thunder's lost device!/

They know me for dropping guys/ so you'd be the next to be clamped/ soon as I bring ma techs and attack/
. . Al Shabab give me 'credit' for making ma hood a 'flash'point of terorrist acts!/

I lecture with facts/ my punchlines be more interesting than dance steps from Fally Ipupa/ and I'm hardly a loser/
. . . but when my rocket launchers smash and bombard ya compound's entrance . . you'd call me a 'gate crasher' . . like 'party intruders'!/

. . You never think straight like faggits in FUTA/ so Ill leave y'll brutalised by an aide and two men/
. . hence forget Ephraim and Rueben/ cos soon as my boys start the looting . . its best you be on ya 'Gad' . . like one of Jacobs children!/

This is what NL has been missing!!!

Make una leave long story. Naija is winning the World Cup. Quote me anywhere.

Bauer, abeg Oluwole boys done start sell Naija vs Italy tickets for Woolwich? I want block-book 10 tickets. Tastys restaurant suppose done get tickets already.

GustavoFring: Porto and France defender Eliaquim Mangala has taken a step towards joining Chelsea by making Jorge Mendes his agent

Mendes is of course Football's SuperPimp who has clients like Mourinho, CR7, Nani, Anderson,Carlos Quieroz, etc...under his wing

Ibime will no doubt be purchasing a large amount of Vaseline in anticipation...

I don't know why Ibime is a trending topic in Niggas mouths.

Wetin concern me with Mangala?