₦airaland Forum

Blue Magic: I remember traveling 2 Nigeria with my Nigerian passport. At the airport people with US passport were being given preferential treatment. Even in Nigeria they dont respect the nigerian passport. Never again will I use the nigerian passport.

Na lie. Best way to travel to Naija is with Nigerian passport if not you go form queue tire.

lazchuks: Is it visa free or visa on arrival?

It's visa on arrival.

Nothing like visa free except travelling within the EU.

CFCfan: Shocker!! Switzerland will likely be seeded for the World cup

Dat one no consign me.

Where Super Eagles seed na wetin we want know.

Infact we no want know sef cos anywhere dem seed us, we go still qualify from group stage.

I like the original video abeg.

It was simple but sophisticated

coogar: there was a time i rated juan(roma/brazil). he was so good then he couldn't be beaten 1 v 1. my best defender of all time is claudio gentile. he murdered germany & maradona in 82.

Juan would rate with Sol Campbell types. Great at defending through sheer physicallity, but lacking a touch of class in their technique to be ranked with the greats.

Best ball playing defender of that time was Lucio but also lacking a little bit defensively to be classed with them lots I mentioned.

Ledley King was the one who had it all for me. Strength, Physicality, Speed, touch and technique of a Rio with the positioning of a JT. That ninja wrecked his legacy staying at Spuds too long before injuries finally did him in.

chic2pimp: NEVER!!!

Ricardo was pretty much the best centre back in the world in 2004. And for imo was Chelsea's best defender during their title years

Depends what you looking for. For one on one duels, Carvalho and Cannavaro were the best at it.

If you're looking for stand up positional defending, JT and Hyppia were your men.

Most prominent hybrid of both were Rio and Nesta.

But as far as I'm concerned, the most talented of the lot was Ledley King.

Mehn, Ghana too much.

I'm predicting all 5 qualifiers to be West African teams. Na only Cameroun fit spoil show.

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Y'all niggas hardly super/ while I'm harder than an army trooper/
and raps that I author/ beat your hyperactive disorder/ . . into a calming stupor!/
Walk in the club. . .ladies think I'm a charming suitor/
till I pull my pants down. . .and shyte on the dance floor. . .party pooper!!/
I'm the King of Kings/ A macabre ruler/
So when I raise my sword/ if you don't praise the Lord/ . . then you must be saving breath. . for the Hallelujah!/
I value silence/ so noisemakers will get subjected to Aluu violence/
I kill a nigga. . . then kill niggas who come to bury him. . .like Agagu's pilots!!/
Been tryna pass the crown, but none of y'all merit this ish/
so I might hang on. . . till my son inherit this ish/
And if y'all protest against the King. . . I'ma convert my reign. . . into an Emperorship!!/
Any nigga in an angry tirade/ will get strangled and slayed/ when I handle my blade/
And since the Soviets took a monkey when they travelled to space/
. . .I'ma hire Russian goons/ to deport y'all baboons/. . .to the planet of Apes!!!/
I'm simply raw/ My trigger finger kill em all/
When I deliver force/ that collapse the Empire State building to a single floor/
I shoot dude in the @ss and make the nigga fall/
Cos my bullet hit so many 'Gee bootys'. . . you'd swear I was fighting in Somalian civil war!!/
(Djiboutis)
Everything I spit, they deem it as brilliance/ I pee on you minions/
What you know about trips to Italy. . . eating sardines with Sardinians?/
What you know about eating parmesan/ with Parma Ham?/
Diss me in your local lingo. . .and I'll castrate your mother tongue. . .in your fatherland!/
You better eulogise a sage/ as I brutalise the stage/
I'm from a long line of Ijaw slavetraders. . . so it's in my DNA to dehumanise a slave!/
Our martyrs bled/ so Tompolo had to spark the lead/
From Boyloaf to grown men. . .now we in Aso Rock. . .eating cassava 'bread'!!/
While all you punks is starving/
Y'all chickens better duck . . .when our guns is sparking/
I'm the uncle charming/
that'll run up on ya pops. . .while he reading the 'newspaper'. . . and 'punch' your 'guardian'!/
5 years, still this tyrant stand/ spitting fire from his diaphragm/
King of Kings. . . Waridabo I of Nairaland!/


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sleakid: SOMETHING I FELT LIKE SHOWIN Y'ALL
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IMMORTALS RAP GROUP FEMCEE FINALS
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WINGONIA IKPI dissing CIRCULAR KHIMWHYTE

Instead of facing me, I know u'd RATHER DISS MA FAM/ call me a FANATIC AND SCAM/...buh AFTER DIS...YA DAMNED/ I always wondered
why u kept giving ur ppussy out, until I saw that ur pic with the FATHER CHRISMAS CAP!/ See ITS AH FACT/ Guys treat khim the way BRATS TREAT TOYS/ slap her A$$ WITH JOY/ Maybe, dats d 'west life', since her A$$ DEPLOYED/ cos she moves from 'boys to men' men to boys now she even thinks dat its 'Fun' wen she ffucks dem "BACK STREE BOYS"!!!/ But wait...Who accepted this ARTISAN HERE?/ A bbitch that's LACKING THA FLARE/ when am done we won't see white like the teeth of em 3rd generation AFRICAN MEN!/ I look at the FACTS AM STUNNED/ u culd be FAT AND SHORT/ u culd be SMART OR DUMB/ wait... inFACT YA DUMB/ buh wetin pain me be say how can khim "white" be BLACK AS FFUCK?!!//////
Den posed in her CHOIR TOP/ n suit forming holy A$$ FOR CHURCH/ but FORGIVE ME/ I look at UR LYRICS/
U go call me bbitch, ppussy, llesbo say am FORBIDDEN/....still climb altar for church on sunday say WORSHIP HIM!/ BBitch who are u WORSHIPPING!/
I swear na GOD GO PUNISH KHIM!!!!/
And I know u LAZY AND HOPING/ to PHASE ME....NA STORY/ Wait are u also dating drulz?? Cos I heard of a 2yr old murda case involvin "CASEY ANTHONY / abi "K.C N TONY"!!!/ (khim circular) BBitch! Battling me is a DISASTER/ I weep for ur RRETARD BARS/ Sid, pills, hunter all ruined ur WEAK A$$ RAP/ Now ur number of losses is high, buh u claim u'v not been beaten, tryna 'hide the number' like scratch panels in RECHARGE CARDS!!!/ Buh that INFANT RAP/ the-caps-lock, n nnigga-talks don't change the fact that u gat a BABY'S
CONCIENCE/ u can't raise ur voice, and u talk of RAISING YOUR TECHS?/...stop
FAKING...FORGET/ U write like a 'man', Tink like a 'bbitch'.u MAYBE OPRESED u culd get to a ttoilet and be confused whether to enter the "LADIES OR GENTS"!!!/ Am BLAZING MORE TECHS/ see I RAP DISCREET/ pull sumtn out ur 'heart'...dats a MAGIC TRICK!/ nd quit running around ill script, u don't satisfy with the A$$ N' SSHIIT/ ....So When I saw ur waec result, see F9 full ground ..no be say u no sabi book, buh u BAD WITH SCRIPTS!!!/ FACT IS THIS/ False personals? I'v been THROUGH ALL THIS SSHIT/ but u?....u need NEW UNDDIES, BBITCH!!/ Too many ddick holes in em, ur jes a "big hhoe", that shuld b used in clearing the BUSH ON SLEAK'S DDICK!!!/ Buh In tis finals i MAKE THA RULES/ I beat u, den bring it back LIKE DEJAVU U gat an ugu nyash...its Flat, gat stretch marks AND A TATOO/ When sleak pummels u hard....all we see is sumtn "black haired with a red a$$" LIKE A BABOON!/ FACE THA TRUTH/...we dopeys dont come round u, we don't want stupidty INFECTING US/ now u pretend like u RESENTING US/ its y its sleak u DEPENDING ON/....he brings his ddick, u automatically bring ur bbutt, We culd say u gat an "auto bbutt" that shuld be fighting DECEPTICONS!!/ (Autobot)
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CIRCULAR KHIMWHYTE dissing WINGONIA IKPI
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This dry-girl-is,/ not a tight-vet-please../
she only jumps on posts to insult or
hype-textcees/ so mindless-if,/ she talks abt 'screwing nnuts into peoples
sockets"... its cos d bbitch is into "eye-
service!!//
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shes the type to shun her duties justa
spit-weird-about-wwhores/ insultin Pelt
and Gloria of havin big-heads-and-round-bbutts,/ but see-girl-ya-daft-thoughts,/ were totally ignored! ...cos you're too small to be noticed,like midgets-around-us//
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but wait a minute o,..

I hear say u dey pack-some-real-guns,/ wit gats-on-each-runs, / to blast-on-ill- scums,,/...so how animetum manage snatch-ur-weapons?/ cos for una brawl we just dey see 'wreck everywhere .like say u be Dafur-region//
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You're just a bbastard-cretin,/ that is wack-at-spitting,/ u won a few noobs, dont tink ure a master-winnie,/ stop d gangsta- lyrics ,/ if u're ever 'assumed mean' ... its just math-statistics,/
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see, dis type-of-rookie-lies,/ she writes-her-groupie-lines,/ but still nobody hypes-her-stupid-guys,/ my nines snipe-ur-spooky-eyes,/ and 'crack open ur temple' like when christ-was-crucified//
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Come-on-lets-think,/ From-ur-best-pic,/ u slim, com get two smalls balls 4corner I swear u fit call-ur-self-ddick,/but-honestly,/ u nor-correct-sleak,/ wen him say ur wide ppussy dey "opened to every damned soul",we fit call am "bottomless-pit''//
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If she dont quit-her-rants/ I'l put the 'herb under this flow' like river-plants/ ... or better still, prove winnie is a ppussy wen I take off her bigger-pants/ ....
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Cos dey rate her as the babe-with-bad-scripts/ and she starts feelin great-with-wack-spits,./ but at Phreaks, Comfort was actually breaking-yah-ribs.../ With swift punches dat' made her see stars like bitches dating-artistes.../
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wat a stinking-fool../im swinging- tools,/ to split wing-in-twos,/ while knives leave her brain drippin-juice,/ cos khim steady "cutting i" without winking-dudes/
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I'll smack-da-dweeb,/ with crack-tactics,../ im a badder-beast,/ we all knw her bars-are-weak,/ numero famz are always helpin the bbastard-bbitch,/ so if dey say she sick is cos she cant do witat d Fam-assist,// <pharmacist>
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C-KhimWhyte
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ENJOY

Goddamn!!!

These chicks finish each other.

I can't even call it.

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Daphantom: Saturday night freestyle . .
. . . Its a slaughter party/ so best call ya army/ I aint down for mustard findings/ I hurt and harm peeps/ and stop their Laughing/ outshine Dark poets with Lightening . . . And Leave thunder clapping!/
My ether corrode this mister/ cos I'm a hollow viscera/ fire bullets to a negro mouth . . . till they brand him Leadbiter/ Like the borough midfielder!/
my deadly bars excess/ No need for early Large respects/ cos my skills barely harnessed yet!/
I Never Issue a Later warning/ ya ways are sordid/ so I'll just mumble a phrase that hurt him/ before the facial churning/ flip through your pad . . and the page's apauling/ royalty is what you lames are forming/ but I'm Steel King . . cos my bar-reign . . like I run the asian country!/
my bentley convo/ Gently storm roads/ if any oppose/ we dish deadly combos/ you'd be defeated . . . if you attempt stepping on toes!/
If its beef I'm heinous at that/ ask edward . . I scissor hands Fast/ for writing so ambiguous and wack/ my eminence international . . . while you just Recently left villa for the city Like Jësus Navas!/
it was the truth?/ that ya beetch got all the looks?/ oh a false presume/ and here comes the dudes/ she quick to Hey-guy . . . read b/w the lines . . and you ended up marrying a prostitute!!/
my cape move with the wind/ as I Pull houdini schemes/ ya chick master balls like neuer and velthuzien/ I mount ya Lass . . . Before I Bend-her over . . call it s3x made in bayer Leverkusen!!/

Rhyme of the week

The people of Israel don't even recognise the Roman (Christian) version of their God, yet some Colomentality people will tell you God of Israel is the God of the world.

Anyway, that one no concern me. Make God of Israel dey for Israel abeg. My own God is Fenibeso.

Two goals from Lukaku sends Belgium through

I was class captain from primary 3 to JSS 1.

As a solid man, I hardly ever write names, yet still manage to control my class.

Yet the same ninjas did not give me a single vote in JSS2 elections because I hardly ever write names.

Which one una want?

As for flogging, I was never scared of cane. Infact I enjoy it and was known as iron man in secondary school. The only ninja to collect 75 strokes without flinching. Na the teacher hand go tire.

The one day I cried after doing 100 frog jumps and collecting 30 strokes on my back, come see as girls dey hug me cos they know I never cry.

NL dey tell me say Joshuabase done send me email but I no see anything for my inbox or trash. Bros abeg resend.

Bros dey fall hand. I dey expect say the girl go be one beautiful baby like that, but na this ugly girl wey bros dey form mugu for?

chamotex: Worst week ever

But you still got the win

All my players scored 1 & 2 points except Studge.

E don tey wey band boys play for here o!

Mata is a flattrack bully like Berbatov was at United. When given all the space in the world, he will score and assist 100 goals, but when he jam heads with opposition who put pressure on, he disappears. That's why I said Mata needs two ninjas to dominate the midfield for him cos he can't do it himself. Jose shoulda taken him off on 55 mins cos it's obvious he had no more to contribute once Norwich started flooding the middle and he was actually harming the team, but if Jose had done that some boys for shout.

mithel: I am talking Lampard you are talking mata.


Lampard was the fail of the match along with luiz and you are saying mata..

Was lampassenger useless today? YES EOD

You are talking rubbish. He is the fail of the match yet Mata is the one dragged off after a damp squib.

Tactically uninformed man busy talking about Lampard while the real cause of the overload is elsewhere and rightly identified by Jose and dragged off the pitch.

Did you see Lampard wrong side of any midfielders bursting through the middle to pop at goal like Mikel the escorter who is never goalside of his opponent? No!

So once you don't see that happening, all you are seeing is an overload of 3 midfielders to two and them relying on passengers on our wing to penetrate. Meanwhile you are bleating like a castrated goat about Lamps who helped create your first goal and did his job whilst passengers who contributed jack in both directions are ignored.

mithel: Juan Mata created the most chances (3) and completed 94% of his 53 passes against Norwich #CFC #Chelsea

Keep quoting nonsense while the dude run around like a 12 year old boy playing with grown men. You would soon tell me he had a better game than Schurrle.

I said Schurrle, not Oscar.

What happened in the second half is the kind of instance we expect our attacking midfielders to join in and stamp their presence on the game, not quoting stats about what he did when the game was like a five-a-side playground for him. That's why I laugh at anyone who quick to jump in claiming any loss can be explained by absence of Mata. One would have thought that the fact that Chelsea copped the two lowest points totals in RA era in the last two seasons would make ninjas think logically about the real problems of the team, and it's got nothing to do with absence of Mata.

Na so bros disappear against Benfica, Corinthians, Juve, Shakhtar and any tough game you wish to mention. Same way he disappeared in the second half today. Those are the traits of a passenger.

Eriksen to my rescue please.

mithel: Did you see me make this about mikel??

No excuses for Lampard and luiz. ...they solely wanted to ruin the week for me.

Actually you should be talking of Mata who went AWOL from his wing in that second half and was not controlling the play offensively either.

Once Norwich upped their game, the passengers had no contribution.

Ramires was firefighting the vacated space on the right wing creating overloads from the right to the centre.

The same ninjas who rush here to blame Jose for Matas absence during defeats would have had to think up another excuse.

The shits from Spurs, They bought his flight.
But Willian, he saw the light.
He got the call from Abramovich,
And off he went to Stamford Bridge.
He hates Tottenham, he hates Tottenham.
He hates Tottenham and he hates Tottenham.

Williaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

Hazaaaaaaaarrd!!!!

mithel: H


Overunning lampard the passenger in midfield

It's just a shame that the Nigerian sloth on the bench is more of a passenger than the one on the pitch.

But since you ask, they were creating most of the overload on the right in fact forcing Ramires out there way too often and that's where the goal came from.

We've been getting overrun in midfield since halftime. Jose shoulda brought off Mata then for Hazard to solidify the right wing.

Eto on.

Second half not started well

Demba Ba doing what Lukaku has been doing at Everton - being a target man.

Team looks more solid in a traditional 4-3-3, with Schurrle on one wing to boot.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Nando and Ba looking like good bets ahead of Eto'o![/color]

The cornerstone chosen by the builders has become the rejected.

I predicted that Eto story would be like George Weahs spell at Chelsea. Man cannot cheat time.

Beautiful goal

sephia: Wetin una want make i talk? Look at how many goals the once 'selfish' Sturridge has scored for Liverpool. He even scored again today and yet he is still quite a selfish player even at Liverpool. Ramires scores at will from his DM position yet forward men can't score.

Did Sturridge not score boku at Chelsea?

13 goals between Sept and Dec in AVBs season from the right wing.

It's not rocket science that Sturridge scores goals even when he was at Chelsea, but the proud Russian just had to ensure his £50m signing plays.

Like Dayo rightly said, a lot of strikers have been mismanaged at Chelsea because of the shekpe.

Na una been dey claim Sturridge is selfish. I never had problem with it cos that's part of his make-up as a striker. Funny enough, his decision making hasn't improved at Liverpool. I was reading stats this morning that Sturridge has lost the ball more times than any other player in the league. Same old Danny, the blockbuster striker we threw away because of shekpe.

A lot of the football world missed the Eto age scandal.

Its not something you'll find on Google unless you were a subscriber to World Soccer Magazine about 6/7 years ago.

In summary, Eto claimed in an interview that he was 8 years old when he first met Roger Milla after the Cameroon-Zambia match in Yaounde and Milla gave him a shirt. The journalists did some research and found the only time Zambia visited Yaounde for match was a World Cup qualifier when Eto should have been 5 years old (according to his passport). This led to a small scandal that Eto is 2/3 years older than he claims, but this news was quickly buried.

And some ninjas are blaming Russian league whilst Jose is hoping he "regains fitness" otherwise Lukaku loan will make him look foolish.

Personally, I think Eto can still improve physically, but not to the level of a real 32 year old man.