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[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]Lol..blaqbones is the only nigga up there That is participating in the tourney[/quote]Then Mikuz should make effort to recruit those ninjas into the tourney!

This tourney supposed to be the battle of Nigeria.

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]Yea, You need to go to the gym... Cos These cats are boiling, No just underrate anyone for that tourney, They are all Kings from different Rap Groups.[/quote]Abeg wetin be the name of the two cats in that group. I need to know who I might get drawn against so I don't get caught slipping.

[quote author=яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢]Ok this is one Of the sickest Tag team battles lately on Facebook..ya'll enjoy


Heufebe's Verse


My thick-script-en-sure/ to gv a phy-sics-lec-ture/ of
how he's left-hurt....wif death-thrust, afta been
'captured with the PRESSURE of a fisherman'. . . .n
killed wit a NET-force!!/
d bars comes up fast-fast-son/ ur bones'll squibble wif
d gats-action/ ts evident u drool over bones!!,
dude. . . . .u lack-calcium!!/
u'll be runnin as our amnesty speaks/ we bury d son,
hv d fam mourning for dia assets missing/we slay d
dumb-guy till hs mum-cries buh if she prays 4 sun-rise,
we reply. . . .in d morning or @ channels tv!!/
. . . .our days,-stretch-madly/ buh dis two? They-flex-
hardly/ i mean dey 'wnt even be 'found clubbing' if dey
organise A-search-party!!/ cx we are dope-profit-
makers/ spray cash n hold-audits-later/ . . . .buh u'll
stop-gisting/ of makin bucks, flop-quickly/ cx u ain
'raising up a business son. . . . U just caught, SHOP-
LIFTING!!/
We the best-on-giving-puns/ we could bet-ur-hittin-
none/ we'd jst punch Umar senseless'. . . .n get-on-
beating-ron (unbeaten run)!!/
this freaking-ju's,-flow-rate-top's??/ nah, dey aint
speaking-true,-knw-straight-up/ dt he can't even
'handle his own delivery' like women seeking-su-ro-
gate-mom's!!/
cx with punctured-lungs/ he's tortured,-plus/ he's left
mute/ after he bled good/. .u call 911?. . .nah!!! He wnt
even 'raise alarm' if he Nurtured clocks/
. . .buh c/ ur girl on my D, she jumps and rock me/evn
aisha no send d bruva's long thing!/ he'd claim fine n
sexy buh truth is d only "shawties" he got is from an
in-surance company!! (sureties)/
Ur weak verse is a proof d mofo's flaccid/ frm tega u
borrow tactics/ buh i'll hav d fofo's blasting/ to end
blood flow here like homeostasis/ u dnt im-press us
bro/ only spike in cartoons treasure bones/ so we'd
leave bones to d dog, arm up n beat blaq
well. . . .sherlock holmes!!/ and umar!! i cud kill u wif
pillows but/ ur death wnt "rock d net" sumtn lyk a
defoe's shot/ Dnt claim the boss,-right/with news n
fore-sight/ we know u've bitten ''so many cool
stuff''. . . .eskimos even accuse of frost-bite!!/ TRUTH-
IS am rich, my phone wud pay ur SCHOOL FEES/
words frm a kid dts stale n poor/ i mean he "a poor
soldier" hs salary cant even wage ah war!!/
watch hw we kill off d wack kid/ u dnt make sales, u
only "promote racism" wen u drop hiphop in blaq,
bitch!/ ur value wnt rise if we lay scales/ cx whoeva
said blaq'll sell only meant d slave trade!!/
evn slim was d thug speaking/ he attackd ur fam,
squared all ur roots n called it logarithm/ cx he had
peeps searching for jumanji at d sound of bucks
beaten!!/
umar? Ur religion against music z a wack dumb lie!!/
blaq hits d booth, rub shoulders wif kultcha, tek, raf or
prime/ he lacks such rhyme/ so he sits @ home, grab
an hourglass n keeps. . . . . .a track of time!!/he meets
loki/ n got mean smoking/ he ended up being d "pussy
wif a title" like prince d 12th in garfield 2!!/ loki? dt lad
mean too/ he ended wah ds jew dey pack/ i bundle
fools in a bag/ since u wnt 2 be king? i'll put d bag in a
fridge, u'll be garfield. . . . .king when i cool d sack!!/
(cul de sac) its stale wen ds fool dey brag/ Cx wif d
puns m dropping faster/ he'll lose hs spot as my
punching louder/ jxt a touch, u'll c blaq wiped off wen
i grab my pot and apply a scouring powder!!/ so pls
restrain from fronting/ u cud pose as james bond or
rambo, i'll proove u trained for notin/ buh since u
already disguised as borg, i'll be coming to ds brawl
wif raid or mortein!!/. . . .His-eminence TOPPLED
DUH LESS VET PROPERLY, cx we wnt to d doc,
found "cardinal on top, & bones buried beneath" like
da CHAPEL OF SEDLEC OSSUARY!! + ts no news d
rookie collapsed too/ afta zombie, boogey surpassed u/
wif d hypes frm terry n rga u still lack those best skills/
u fall back to square 1!! We still c blaq pro-texting/
geddit?? like "war against racism" we still c black
protesting!!!/ waif first/ he claims he slain vets/ buh a
brain scan on this weak head/ makes d pundits
witness/ that he'll go to Aba n ''try out one
boxer''. . . .then claim he's undie-fitted!!/ #boxer ,
undefeated#


VS

YGXBO's verse

Ok, I burst in their crib
I see TWO GUYS WITH GAY PORNS,
Gatta be the reason YOU LIKING TREY SONGZ
Don't act thuggish, look for sumtn YOU MIGHT
ESCAPE ON
Pls don't talk about Glocks
Quit that Piece Talk, u aint a gangster
And u sure ain the UNITED NATIONS!!!
(Peace)
To add to THEM FRUSTRATION....AH SHOOT!!
And GET THUGS STATIONED TA MOVE
To GET YOUR FACE ON DA NOOSE
Buh R2 lemme diss u
(-_-) \ \ / / _ _
-- -- \ \(o_o)/ / __| |__ __| |_ --| |-- | _ | | | | | | | | |
| /\ | / / \ \ | | | |
Blaq warris dis??
Chill, he went to "DEMONSTRATION" HIGH
SCHOOL!!!
AND DUDE i COME HOPING YOU DIE YOUNG
With SLUGS STROKING N NINES BURST
Till u RUN, KNOWING YOU'D DIE OFF
....Wait he has a dope verse??
"We don't know the verse" like
1ST CHRONICLES 5:4!!!!!!!!
U don't understand??.....
ok chill, una know the verse wey dey 1ST
CHRONICLES 5:4?!! (O_o)
GUY STOP
U'd lose if u PACK ALL YA TECHS
u WACK DAWG....ACCEPT
Last time I was king, u dey serve,
U here again
Wtf, Common Server?....buh pls
PARDON MA FRENCH!!! (C'mon sava)
And R2?
U like ma shid, if u VEX, YOU BE PROPER BABE
And its BEST YOU DISSOLVE THA HATE if I ask if u
dope, i GUESS U'D RETURN AND SAY
"If I aint the shit, am really close"
I understand, since in ur ppix u standing NEXT TO A
SUCKAWAY!!
Back to Zoltan,
last time u came with MIGHTY LYRICS, tinking u
MIGHT DEFEAT ME
Now iont know what the GUY IS THINKING
Cos I practiced "Excorcism" and Took away his
FIGHTING SPIRIT!!!
GUYS PLS LISTEN
He shuldnt be TALKING WITH US
Cz BOBBY IS SOFT,
he acts niggerish buh BOBBY IS SOFT,
See the 1st BOBBY IS SOFT, is not the second BOBBY
IS SOFT!!
I mean I was in ur home, got the Clear-address-from-
ya-friends
Saw ur sis and Rest-ma-head-on-her-chest
I was like shiii,
Ewoo oo
Damn....BOBBY YI SOFT!!! (O_O)
n Am everly CLUTCHING THE GLOCKS if I ain on top
of ma Game, am on top of u sister, see the FUNNY
RESOLVE??
I know u'd REGRET MA INNERS
when WE VENT THAT NIGGA
WITH TECHS AND SWEEPERS
Make it a 'Road' accident if HE MET "VAN" VICKER!
Him mates be Doctors, THIS VET NA CLEANER
he Studied Medical "Laboratory" Science
The fancy way of sayin,,,,,,,na Me dey Lab dey wash
the PIPPETTE AND BEAKER!!! (-_-)
NIGGAs
I heard R2'S VERY EVIL, ......R2'S CLEARLY
LETHAL
He'd kill, AND WOULD BURY QUICK TOO
Buh In Ps2 we press R2
So His battle with loski came as a shock to me...
seeing R2 PRESSING PEOPLE (O_o)
Bt Bleep it, bobby's going down with a PROPER
AMBUSH
Shoot who claim this dull FUCKER NA GOON
Chase Bob till he RUN OUTTA MOVES
Jump out a Bm, CORNER THA FOOL
He may Be learned.....buh I'd drag him Back to the
Top Floor of 'Starlight' College
.....shoot him out the window....make it look like he
"DROPPED OUTTA SCHOOL"!! (Out A)
FOOL!
I'm quick at SENDING OFF RAPPERS THAT BRAG
I'm madt, 'd get dogs to be TEARING YOUR
CARCASS....THAT MAD!
Ur era as illsquad king issa joke....
U'd be posting shid like "( ˘˘̯) , ƪ(˘⌣˘)"
U jes a "Clown king" like julian in PENGUINS OF
MADAGASCAR!
See that TRASH DISGUST, ur stupidity HAD ME,
DAWG
Ur Ryms? Keeps me LAUGHING ON
I pulled out a sword, he brought biro....
Lmao
u still tink the pen is mightier THAN THE
SWORD!!!!
Buh Bleep Bobby
He's WACK, GAY, NOT NICE!
Has this HARD FACE PLUS LIES
His brother Gozie's Suited in his ppix, while Bobby
snap With BLACK SHADES FOR NIGHT!!
Either ur mama play away, or nepa take light when
angel chukwudi dey mould YA BRAIN FOR NIGHT!!!
Its ALL RIGHT its ah Home invasion
So I first 'Carry Car' like Papaya, to have JUST A DAY
WITH Y'ALL
Park n move ONCE THEY BREAK THE DOOR!!
The GUNS MAY MAKE HIM TALK
...Get in His "Home", Snatch Him, RUN AWAY
BEFORE
He COMES AGAIN WITH SUM, BORN AGAIN
FICTION
Bt Since they need his Parts for burial, I go Return him
Head,
Return Hand
Then "Return Leg"
Like SUM AWAY FIXTURE!!! (Carica!!)[/quote]Mehn Huefede is the truth like Trae. Whoever these dudes are, mehn they are killers. I hope these guys are not in NL tourney cos if they are, I need to go gym and train

nateevs: Ogbeni no one was close to calling for Jose's sack. There is no need to exaggerate issues. Folks were only concerned at the treatment of our best player of the year for 2 straight seasons. No one argues that Mata is a strong player. We just argue from different perspectives. While you believe we would concede goals if Mata plays, I believe we would score more if Mata plays. It doesn't make either of us right or wrong.

Where you become wrong is when you believe your argument is strong enough to justify the sale of Mata.






Like you said some days ago, there's no need for long story. You could easily have said he has lost his strengths. You didn't. You said he did not have any. Now we dey take English explain am. Now everyone's jumping on the bandwagon trying to form "Oh we knew he was good. If he played like this, we would have loved him"






No mate. You have not been vindicated on this. It's a long season. Luiz, from stern coaching, could lose his cavalier approach and could become a top footballer. Then you will be back to speak English again. Present past continuous tense - I meant "at that time that" Luiz is not worth that much to Chelsea and worth less that Cahill.

According to you, we should have sold Mata, Luiz, Ramires and Torres. Sell everyone but when they turn out good, you use this past tense, present tense schitzo to try to explain it.

Remember how you also told us we should sell Drogba?

All these are story. You are trying to paint as if I'm chasing players away. £35m for Luiz is great value. Ninjas will do better job for less. Even if he cut out all his mistakes tomorrow, he still worth £35m tops.
£40m for Mata is great value cos he will only drop in utility under JM and selling him would unlock untapped utility sitting in DeBruyne, Willian and Schurrle. Sell! Ramires at £25m is great value. £5m for Torres is good value cos he would only ride bench behind Lukaku while earning £175k per week. Most importantly you will find my suggestions to replace them perform better. For example, if Torres was sold and Studge given a chance like I recommended, who are you to come and say "Ibime wanted to sell Torres" just because Torres found a little form after donkeys years? Studge is still better, cheaper and with more upside. Same for Lukaku.

You are trying to paint a debate where if any of these players have a good game, you can come back and say "Ibime wanted to sell that player". I'm not having it!

nateevs: Regarding Mata, I cannot argue with you mate. As I have said over and again, no player on earth amasses 20 goals and 28 assists in all competitions in one season by being a passenger. According to you, we should sell Mata and move on. If Jose finds a way to integrate Mata, you will come back to say he found "strength" . . Hehehe.

And did I not know these stats before I labelled him Passenger? I labelled him Passenger because he is a flat-track bully, never to be found when going gets tough. Fact - we would have lost today if he was on the pitch. Jose would only integrate him by strengthening said midfield with players that can carry him. If you see the work our wingers and Oscar had to do today to keep their men goalside, then definitely you will know Mata would have cost us the game.

But I'm glad the "Jose is a fool for dropping Mata" campaign waged by some silly non-tactical dunderheads is over. Some of youse were almost ready to call for Jose sacking.

nateevs: On Torres, he has no strengths yet he has "found his pace and confidence" . . . I will take it that you mean pace is no strength. . Unless of course you mean he has found strengths. . According to you, we should have sold him for £5m. Now he has found pace and confidence. Hehehe.

All this is English. Past-participle and present continuous bla bla bla. "Ibime has no money" yesterday does not mean "Ibime is broke" today. Torres had no strengths at the time I made that statement and there was 3 years of evidence to back it up. Everyone on SKY today is asking where he found his pace from. I did acknowledge couple months ago that he looked like he was taking steroids over the summer because his pace has returned. That is acknowledging a strength which he did not have.

As for £5m? That was even overstating his price. If he was worth something, buyers would have showed their interest. As of now, he may just be worth about £5m. If he keeps this up till Christmas, I will up the price to £10m!!!

nateevs: On David. Dude is Brazilian who grew up playing the ball out from the back. He is very cavalier in his approach and as such will make mistakes many times. What is unmistakable is the immense ability he has. According to you, we should have sold him and bought Okore. . If jose manages to get the best out of him, you will say he has also found strengths.

Well its a shame Okore copped a season ending injury cos the way things are going, Luiz price must have dropped to £15m by now, and Okores would have reached £10m by now. By Christmas, their prices would be the same!!

I think I have been vindicated on this point - point being the dude can easily be replaced by Cahill, Ivanovic and Terry (which he has been) and then you have Okore there as well. So snap up the £35m cos dude is not worth that utility to Chelsea or even close! His worth to Chelsea is less than that of Cahill.

nateevs: I didn't see the game. Did Fernandinho and Yaya beast our midfield? Did Torres show yet no strengths? Anyone?

You haff come again. Yes City did control the midfield but we won because we had men on the pitch sitting deep and putting in shifts while Passenger Mata was on the bench where he should be and £35m irreplaceable defender was not there to cause calamity.

It is now obvious that the women screaming every 5 minutes at season start over Passenger Mata issue have been silenced.

Meanwhile Torres that had no strengths has found his pace and confidence. We don't need jobless nincompoops with charts and stats trying to explain that the midfield does not pass to Torres. Like we always said, if Torres does his job he will get opportunities whilst emotional niggas try to blame everyone else. Shameless goat.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkpeeeeeee!!!!

I could kiss this guy right now!

Dang! Cech shouldn't be beaten from that position

Well done boys. More of same in 2nd half

Shekpekeeper makes amends. Well done you schizophrenic SOB!!!!

Shekpekeeper done come again

lalaboi: Dem get match. maybe na im twin lol

London and Paris no far. I saw him outside Andaz hotel. Maybe he came to smash some quick puny or meet some agent before heading back for the match. I no stop to ask am cos I dey rush somewhere. 100% it was him though.

I swear I just ran into Zlatan Ibrahimovic at Bishopsgate. Abi PSG no get match today?

[quote author=A-40]As for the Torres matter well the Premier League is there he is still yet to score in that one while small small boys like Sturridge are on 7 goals and you can bet he would net again this weekend[/quote]Yet some shekpe lovers wanna come and make noise here over some meagre achievements. Same type of ninjas who chased Studge out of SB over shekpe matter. See goal wey this boy score today!

Couple of months ago, peeps were asking what strength did Manure need in central midfield to win the league. Now all we hear from Manure fans are complaints about their legless midfield.

Turning to City game. . . Just please keep the passenger Mata on the bench and we might have a good chance. Play Mata and it would most likely be the same old story against Citeh.

Mehn I've been playing catch up with my transfers all season. Time to return to old formulas.

Lynn48: My son has been on medication for almost 3 years which helps him to focus in school. I was wondering what kind of assistance I would receive from teachers and doctors when my family moves to Nigeria? What is the general attitude toward learning disabilities and any laws to accommodate and help children in school?

We will deliver your son with koboko just like my own ADHD was cured.

Medication? For children? Seriously?

No wonder pikin dey get problem for Obodo Oyibo.

Let Kimwhyte in!!! We need a femcee to complete the cypher.

Infact I've never battled a femcee before. I would like the opportunity.

Bakare

Wole Soyinka

Sanusi

Still thinking. . . .


Cannot even vouch 100% for Buhari, though he might make the list along with Ribadu.


Unfortunately for those of US from the South East, no Ijaw, Igbo or Niger Delta leader alive is honourable enough.

mikuz: Alright guys, 16 it is . . .
Since Illscripts is opting out, this is our updated list.

1. Da phantom
2. U3
3. Ema Prince
4. Glacierz
5. Animentum
6. Blaqbones
7. Joshua Base
8. Mikuz
9. Ojiegbu
10. Ibime
11. DBR
12. Thunderstorm
13. ThePrekky
14.
15.
16.

O' boy . . . Damn!!!
Fixtures will come up after the conclusion of the preliminary round.

This is a heavyweight list. At least 10 blokes listed can win this ish. Holla at Jamez3D to judge on this. Leave 4 spaces open for preliminaries to fit into. Remember some of us won't have time till a month from now.

Why are they violating this niggas privacy?

Is he the one cheating?

The ninja paid for hotel to wire a ho and una dey harrass am.

Let the man go and deal with the lady jare!

coogar: i am not sauron....
last i checked, sauron bodied you in the 2 battles i read on this section months ago. his verses & his polysyllabic schemes were awesome.

i would be a judge in this tourney though & school you baby battlers how it's supposed to be done. any netcee that does not come with a rebuttal gets zero from me.

Why would a biter be allowed to judge, eh Sauron?

coogar: me in 09/10?
you must be hallucinating - i have never dropped a gem in this section. none of y'all cats possesses the verbal latitude & the pen game to text-battle.

Sauron, stop lying!!!

Yes, yes, yes, up the list to 16, so some dudes wont miss out.

Prekky and Thunder in! Great!

This is turning to Royal Rumble!!!

DBR should be allowed in if he wishes. An emcee is always an emcee. All it takes is one verse to shake off rustiness!!!

Leggo!!!

Lampard has always been a no 8 in a 4-3-3. Not a 4-2-3-1, so he has never been a no 10.

He has played a handful of games at the top of the diamond under Scolari but spent majority of Scolari and Ancelottis tenure on the left of a diamond.

Joses 2006/2007 team employed a diamond for the first half of the season to accomodate Sheva, but there was no no10 in that diamond. Infact it was so defensive, it barely deserves to be called a diamond.

Pataki: Ibime has been eating his own words shamefully. Same way he came on Arsenal thread to be spewing megedefegede about Koscienly......he later on returned to lick-up his own vomit.


Never take Ibime serious when it comes to football punditry. That nigga-ninja is certainly too emotional.

Last time I checked Arsenal had the worst defensive record in the top 8. Why can't those niggas keep a clean sheet? Even calamity Luiz has better defensive record. You no dey shame? When was the last time Koscielny won you FPL points?

lalaboi: Na wa.

Someone stank the whole place up for 3 years and has recently found some good form and everyone on his stick like those 3 years of pain never happened. Its still too early to be saying "Torres is back" He is playing well no doubt, he owes Chelsea fans a lot of good performances. he should carry on.

Yes o!

coogar: which throne?
see me see palava - ibime is laying claims to which throne? hell no - the best netcees here have left the scene since 2009/10 circa.

I was the King then and still the King now, and you were one of ma victims in 09/10!!!

Katsumoto:


Lampard that hasn't scored at a tournament since 2004 and has no goal in two World Cups despite goals being his only contribution.

Lampard is shiite.Lampard has played for a better team than Gerrard; that is all.

I didn't say Gerrard was great, I am saying he is better than Lampard by a mile.

Lampard has more England goals and assists than Gerrard in less games. Tell us another story.

The dude forgot when Lamps was topping all the charts for passes made and distance covered in the Prem year on year in his younger days but wants to talk about who can run and bend. I thought dude was comparing Ross Barkley to Lampard with all this talk of running and bending.

Lampard who so dominated all the stats for central midfield play that Opta had to crown him the greatest player since the Premier league begun. Thats how dominant the guy was in passes made and distance covered and other indices of midfield play.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2783628/Lamps-is-star-of-the-decade.html

As things stand, only Ryan Giggs has more assists than Lampard in EPL history and he's been playing football since Noah landed on Mount Arafat!!!

As we stand Lampard should be standing on close to 210 goals and 150 assists, a record some of the greatest strikers in history would be proud of, yet some miseducated prat is talking about "he can't run past players and he can't bend".

Why can't those who can run and bend achieve even half of that? Mschew!!!

Katsumoto: And I was taking you seriously as a football fan. Anyone who rates Fat Frank above Gerrard is a Chelsea fan.

Gerrard has carried Liverpool for years. If you are looking for one of the best Champions league finals performances, Gerrard would be up there. All Lampard has is a good shot and sometimes, it is even deflected. Lampard can't bend, can't run past players. Gerrard does all that. Ibime, please go and sleep.

Why did Liverpool disappear off the face of the earth when Xabi Alonso left? I thought you said Gerrard was carrying Liverpool.

My friend, you are a kid in football, harping on about one UCL as evidence of Gerrards greatness. Save the Roy of the rovers stories for the starry eyed kids. Lampard has tonnes of big matches in Europe whilst you keep harping about one lucky final. Go ask the people of Barca and Bayern what Lampard did in their grounds to demolish them. Then giving us silly stories about who can run pass players or not. Dat one no concern us with midfielders. Lampard is a slow burner type of player not explosive like Gerrard, yet twice as effective and twice as competent in midfield play which has nothing to do with "running past players".

Since you want to harp on about Roy of the Rovers UCL story about Gerrard but forgetting that Lamps has scored in UCL finals and performed at top level in latter stages, then I just have to remind ninjas that nothing Gerrard has ever produced in UCL can top the performances Lamps gave at Allianz and Camp Nou:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNXszJDJpOQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP_5QhKnt1k&feature=youtube_gdata_player