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[quote author=GLACIERZ!]Ibi, and Thunder, do u both consent that anyone can vote??[/quote]Yes we do. . .


Ibime vs Thunder open for votes. . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/1355912/titanomachia-ibime-vs-thunderstorm#16778928

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IBIME'S VERSE


I come forth to plunder/ so beefing this awesome wonder/ is an awful blunder/
henceforth call me Amadioha. . . cos this battle will prove. . . I’m the God of Thunder!/

This spineless flea/ tryna fight with me/ but when my rifle squeeze. . .
. . 'Thunder' will ignore laws of physics. . . . and take flight. . . . at 'Lightning' speed!!/

He claim he writing exams. . . till I summon the fella/ like a common offender/ and you could judge by this lecture. . .
. . that after I 'school him with bars'. . . . he’ll be doing jail term. . . in the coming semester!!!/

The false traitor/ will be punished with forced labour/ by this great orator/
Even 'Puffy' knows. . . .that I’ll break his head with 'Mace'. . . like Rivers State Lawmakers!/

'Landlord' . . . I rent four acres/ to this dumb cretin/ . . but doctors will come get him/
. . . to perform transfusions . . . .when I’m done with the blood letting!/

I launch attacks/ and author facts/ to slaughter wacks/
'I break ya spine in four places'. . . . till American football teams. . . draft you as a 'quarterback'!!/

I’m living lavish and love it/ He mad. . .cos me and wifey got a travelling budget/
while this monkey hawking groundnut. . . . in a Banana Republic!/

You ailing and poorly/ while my wife’s plates of Nkwobi/ are making me portly/
Ya girl don’t compare. . . ask 'Theodore'. . . .how niggas pay the whóre. . . for engaging in 'órgy'!!/

I smoke this Igbo. . . like I’m sparking weed/ and choke him till he hardly breathe/
He claim he work with 'Hedge' funds. . . but let’s call a spade a spade. . . .he must be on 'gardening' leave!/

I scold Storm/ with cold scorn/ for blowing his own horn/
but I’m the real King here. . . while he only ‘forming head’. . . like 'Black Lion' in 'Voltron'!/

He ain’t even a challenge/ He seeking the ballot/ with the most meagre of talent/
but 'when the dust settles'. . . .he gasto grab the broom. . . and start sweeping my palace!/

This negro. . . tryna drag for the throne/ till I release flows. . . to start cracking his bones/
And if he parry the blow . . . I’ll swing low. . . . so Sweet Chariot. . . .can carry him home!!!/

You a hopeless dumb/ I’m the chosen one/ with bars like smoking gun/
while ya 'bar tender'. . . so they supposed to come. . . . with 'coke and rum'!/

My real niggas wanna slay this gáy/ but they ain’t got time to waste away/
so my 'fair-weather friends' gonna make him pay/. . . . they’re even saving Thunder’s beating. . . for a 'rainy day'!!/

I just floored his chin/ and deformed his pen/ and even God applaud the win/
so after this battle. . . . a 'rainbow' will appear. . . . to prove that we’ll never see 'Storm' again!!!/

Nice one Berg. . . .but please allow me to clean this up. . . you can delete the one above. . .


[size=14pt]THUNDER'S VERSE[/size]


Soon as the fans in my way/ start with chanting my name/ the gay will rattle and shake/
. . I haven't even started. ."his bars are raising the roof" . . Only As his Chance to excape!!/

he's raps git branded as frail/ for trynna battle this savage/ he's a seasoned vet . So his áss been gradually garnised/
. . Therefore he's leaving here with a grassy áss . . While he tells me thank you in spanish/

I'm really seen as great/ and came to redeem the name/ so whatever the cath'lics will think n' say/
he'l get stoned . With Solid Rock . .as I kill his Living faith!/

My raps marvel the fans/ but this man blabs to the mass/ telling us how he had scanned through the maps/
. .well, now he's going to lose for real now. . .when i have his body part travel to france/

Now he's beefing Mikuz ..for making a further resistance/ how he'd get murdered in instance/
but few months ago Mikuz showed that "You're sooo far from the truth" . . The speed of your lies wont cover the distance!!/

I perform brutal slaughters/ so this is a word to ma brother/ or'll term him as conservation of enery law to ya mother/
.states that "Ibime cannot be created nor destroyed" . . .but after Mikuz beating? . He was changed from one form to another!!/

I might get sued for ma realness/ or confused for ma deepness/ wife says "his my Will Smith" not cause his Cute or has thinkness/
. . But cause he is "another nigga who's been running the street" . . In pursuit of happiness!!/

C'mon Biss, tell us how you perfected Binary sums/ in primary one/ and how you kicked Cyphers with gods/
. Oh oh! Come on bis ..tell us how you make the moon and star align with the sun/
Tell us how zues kissed the sole of ya feet/ how you made clearing for aliens from a planet colder than this/
. .and how you "stood between the sun and the earth . . .and caused a solar eclipse!!/
now i'm confuse if "Ibime" is actually you/ we need fact to the proofs/
.cuz today he calls himself, cat, tomorrow dawg . Next is turtle ninja . .this animal should be sent back to the zoo!!/

Ibime's another animal at rampage/ his VR is an attribute that's damaged/
. . So his Flow efficiency . I'm sorry . Has no mechanical advantage!/

I brew raps in tons of flavour/ heard you'd give me death, so I'l return your favour/ better call on saviour/
. While he choke on atmospheric pressure. . As he dies by the force of nature!/

No one's filling ya rap's vibe/ so it's only right i teach him and land mine/
..i put him in a memory-holder . . And ZOOM OFF . .and his career Killed by a Flash-drive!!/

here claiming he tour maps/ well he better be checking his broadcast/
. For bis will only overcome thunderstorm . . Witha change in the forcast!!/

Claiming he gingers swag .but that's a Lie on sight/ so lemme light the vibe/ when I strike some knifes/
. .to ginger him up . . And give him a spice of life!!/

you a freak of nature . So it's Clown he plays/ but if yall doubt this claim/ then what about this phrase?/
. .when his says "I channel thoughts" . . It means his Ideas always go . Down the drain!!/

We need to get a mod to sticky our thread and unsticky the old battle threads cos we need this battle resolved quickly in time for Mikuz battle next week.

Mikuz, Mind please do the duty.

Also almost everyone should be allowed to vote for same reason.

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]@Chuka, and Bis. . . here, justicenwachims@gmail.com

will pop the thread soon, get ur verses ready![/quote]My verse is in. . . . no long thing. . . . Friday night manslaughter. . .

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Nice one - but don't forget to add the WARCRAFT title - that is our copyrighted battle series here on NL

Also, get one of the mods to sticky this thread. . .

Abeg someone should mod me and Thunder battle in absence of mikuz

snthesis: @honeymoon, i dnt do chEap sturvs,

@hall et al, thEsE are facts- jst ask around in lagos, guess u r a village champion.

u all might laff at this thread but its very serious, one of my pals jst got married a month ago and he has been lamenting wit regards money spent

You are an eediot. You don't do cheap sturvs yet your money no stretch.

Your mates will be looking for better things to do with the money that will bring future income, you're thinking of forming Bigz boy.

ThunderStorm: . . . Since Ibime doesnt wanna state the number of lines. . . .then i shall

Ibime vs. Thunderstorm - 24lines

but to whom shall we send it to?

30 lines is fine. Mikuz is modding.

Meanwhile hit the books bro.

jackbauersballs: House Music targeted at a Nigerian Audience?

You may love your country babe, but you certainly don't know it

No mind the chick. I dey wonder which Naijaman go listen dis kain music.

Dis one na omo London.

ThePrekky: Err.. what of?

Pensioners' match

ThePrekky vs Ibime 4th August? Err brother?

You can take July 28th if you wish.

mikuz: Next week bro.

These ninjas are bluffers.

Well since y'all aint forthcoming, lemme set the schedule:

Sunday July 14th: Ibime vs Thunder

Sunday July 21st: Ibime vs Mikuz (Ibime's retirement match)

Mikuz, kindly pop the thread for Ibime vs Thunder

After which Thunder can pop the thread for Ibime vs Mikuz,

Done!

Watch video of the beheaded referee here. . .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab6_1372968263

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See me, see trouble/ I thought niggas wanted to beef and rumble/
all of a sudden, they both acting meek and humble/
Telling us about their whereabouts/ but that's something we don't care about/
They just beating around the bush like marabouts/
Now Mik is suddenly busy/ when he the one who wanted to diss me/
but battling at short notice is something too risky/
When you phucking with Ibi/ you need to beware/
I type their verses in one sitting. . . they need a week to prepare/
Last week, Thunder begging me to give him some lessons/
His exams wasn't important when he was pleading and begging/
See, I do this leisurely. . . weekend is when I shine/
These unemployed jokers use all week to rhyme. . . but on weekends, they aint got time/
These dudes only pose like manikins/ with their sabre rattling/
Only question tomorrow is. . . which of these cocksuckers am I battling?/

oNe

Havilah93: please what is this rumour (i hope it is) I'm hearing about Chelsea making a 34m Suarez bid?

Suarez is a livewire anywhere he goes, and do we think we can handle him?

We would take Suarez anyday if Liverpool will sell but that price seems a bit low.

If Pool could magan us £50m for a shot wastepipe, they should be confident of doubling that for Suarez.

Tottenham's 3 man midfield of Sandro, Dembele and Paulinho are gonna beast a lot next season. Pure 4-3-3, allowing Bale and two forwards freedom to beast.

As for Chelsea, the plan is not yet clear! Other teams are improving, we are still waiting for progress, and by that we don't mean Van Ginkel who is more of the same!

Quick free for lil ninjas popping lip. . .


Im too busy. . . but if niggas want beef, lets air it out/
Aint gotta explain my whereabouts/ that's something y'all don't care about/
But if niggas prepared to joust/ I'm here to wear him out/
Just pop the thread and declare the bout/. . .I'll be there or thereabouts/
Mik aint nothing to be scared about/ Lemme clear all doubts/
I don't fear no mouse/ I'm just too busy to hear him out/
Thunder tryna hate cos I'm speaking the facts/
Two weeks ago, he emailed, begging me to teach him to rap/
But I ignored his folly twaddle/
cos I aint got time to mollycuddle/ grown men who need a sucking bottle/
Now help me explain the rationale/ of a classic clown/
who managed to grab the crown/ but still begging Ibi to come and battle now/
Tryna resurrect retired niggas to legitimize his reign/ cos niggas criticized his game/
and he wanna solidify his claim/ cos Ibi symbolises fame/
So he reckon beating Ibi will dignify his name/
But beefing me won't minimise his pain/ cos on Sunday, I'ma crystallize his shame/
Nigga tried to explain/ that I'm relaxing with rap/
I'm overemployed, family man who turned 30 as a matter of fact/
It's never been the talent I lack/. . . but this nigga stoking ma motivation/
So this Sunday, I'ma engage in my last rap altercation/
Buried ma pops-in-law yesterday while this dude running his mouth/
Like I aint got more important things than what he talking about/
This morning, Im back to work, Chuka acting beserk/
Like after all these years, I'd be scared of battling jerks?/
You lil mophuckers better have some respect/
My rep flawless in battle raps, you could ask on the net/
Pop the thread Sunday at ten and kneel before ma stainless/
Beating you is aimless. . . if you beat me, you're famous!/

johnstar: Instead of getn strong players, dat cn compete wit top clubs, shay na dis soft bone 1 go play champions league ....nonsense gt, hulk, cavani, gotze, gustavo, c strong players na, wetn self

When madness keep repeating itself, you will know fools are in power. Was there a single game last season where Chelsea were not bullied physically in midfield?

Rafa had several argument with some slowpokes requesting new DM and the team had to finish the season with an unplanned midfield 2, Lampard and a converted centre back in order to save an ounce of respectability from the season whilst Emenalos planned midfield was shunted aside.

Emenalo is an eediot confirmed, busy stacking players where it's not needed.

These ninjas have shackled Jose but there is still hope. I'm still hearing rumours of De Rossi and Kondogbia which is heartening whilst Emenalo keep chasing last season's soft targets. Can you imagine Jose talking of Chelsea will not win league this season, despite the millions of talents on display? He knows this team has no steel and is sceptical of being allowed to add steel to the midfield. Two signings in midfield is all that's needed to make this team dominant yet Emenalo keep chasing fantasies with ninnies. I hope Jose will be allowed to sign some of his usual rugged niggas before window closes. One positive though is the sloth Obi Mikel potentially leaving.

ogb5: How can a woman with 5 children not attend ate-natal for 9 months?
No wonder you have a lot of maternal deaths in Nigeria.

Maybe she was still bleeding hence no need to suspect pregnancy

Scores should be like 10-3 now in Ibime's favour if we were still counting.

This is a case of a ninja conceding a battle too early all in the name of being a gentleman.

Alhamdulillah!!

debosky: That wasn't the point, it's more about the fact that he wasn't signed in the end despite being 'confirmed' by proudly. Nothing stopping the same thing from happening in Higuain's case.

Proudlybollocks!

High praise indeed for Paulinho, being compared to the greatest Chelsea player of all time. . . .


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/tottenham-transfers-paulinho-like-frank-2020406

dayokanu: BTW Ibime how you see my boy Luis Gustavo today

I've never rated that fella cos he's too one-footed but im surprised his possession game has improved. That's what defensive midfielders should be doing not receiving the ball and running headlong into traffic like a headless chicken. . . . like one useless defensive midfielder at Chelsea called Ramires.

Quite impressed with the whole Brazil team except Hulk. Scolari just needs to add Willian, Diego Costa and Fernandinho to the squad and they are good to go.

Mata just can't live with physical players. Its not hard to fathom why newspapers are reckoning Jose has no place for him. He's a small-time player unless you surround him with players able to carry him physically.

mikuz: .
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You too frail to match ma frees. . / cos I'm best in placing bars to beast/
. . being a lord of his urine . . would be the only time Ibi will ever make a master piece!/

My d1cks eternal/ my goal in life is to fvvck any chick I meet with an@l/
. . I man cities cos I'm a baller . . while Ibime 'Man-none' . . like his the goalie who keeps for Arsenal!!/

Ibi's wh0r3 is demented/
she must have prolly tested/ positive for Hiv . .
Cos she keeps relationship with all his pals . . she even sucks his best friend/
. . so like 'Joleon' . . any time she approaches me and says 'Lets court' . . I tell her I'm just not interested!!/

I don't know why this guy upset/ none of his rhymes connect/
They only make some kinda sense/ to bush men who understand colloquial dialect/
Pronouncing piss as piece, and Lescott as Lets court/
Ibi's reign was never littered with such technical faults/
Damn homie/ In high school. . . you was the man homie/
Now you so razz. . . you can't even pronounce Mannone!/
You lack culture. . . plus your italian's phony/
while I'm in Naples eating ravioli/ with my Calabrian cronies/
discussing Calciopoli/ . . and the recent sacking of Stramaccioni!/
I see no challengers here/ No need for me to panic and fear/
You flat broke. . . none of your diet ever balanced, I swear/
Check all his profile pics. . .the graphic is clear/
He so skinny. . .Muslims will give him props. . . for observing Ramadan. . .the whole calendar year!!/
My rhymes are food for the soul. . .you best ingest these bars in/
My verses 'bully Mik'. . .cos the 'anorexic's' starving!/
You claim you dated my wife. . like you could have afforded that/
How do I respond to that?/ Lets explore the facts/
Just back from Jamaica where we toured the map/
Cuba, Aruba, Dominican where we boarded at/
Also took her to the States. . . quite sure of that/
Me and wifey. . . balling in the Americas. . . like CONCACAF!/
Dumb rapper/ Fudge packer/ claiming an@l is your greatest dream/
You must be on a r@pist scheme/ cos you don't possess no lubricating cream!/
Nor alkyl nitrates. . . you inexperienced baby teen!/
plus they don't sell douches in PH. . . so how you gonna make it clean?/
You think you can watch pornos. . . and just recreate the scene?/
You talking to a sage and dean/ who's lived your most crazy dreams/
Ask some of my ex girlfriends how I made em scream/
So your greatest fantasies. . . for me, it's just a played routine!/

ThunderStorm: Yo Yo!. . Some'n for the boys!!
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i've been posioned with lead/ that eats down the joints in my leg/
. . . I aint crazy . . But the voice in my head . Are controlled by the voice in THEIR head/

This is the most WOW line we have heard on Nairaland in a hot minute

Mumu club bidding in excess of £5m for backup goalie. John Ruddy of all people!

Wetin dis Obama daughter dey chop.

11 year old wey height im mama and papa. Abi dem dey put growth hormone inside white house food?