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Ego Ego Ego.

1 Million by Paco Rabanne smells very nice.

WaZZa all the way

@ Poster you seem to have some valid points and I can only imagine that they are as a result of years of marital bliss. However, point 4 and 5 really twisted my knickers (if you don't open the door 4 your MIL when she turns up unannounced and your husband does the same to your own mother how would you feel?)

Remember you said treat your MIL the same way you will want your husband to treat your mother.

Ever wondered how Men get along with their Father-in-Law?
Maybe I will create a thread on this topic.

I believe they were the best team in the tournament. They didn't crumble under the weight of expectation unlike England. Although they were nervy against Paraguay but overall their self belief and quality carried them through.

Nice World Cup. Sad an African team didn't make it to the last 4 though.

A thoroughly deserved victory. Although I had a wager on Holland @ the beginning of the tournament but was disappionted with their game plan yesterday. Spain can pass any team to death with their sleek style. Viva La Roja !!!

Sesan the guy that directs D'banj's video dey try

All of them are as bad as each other but there is something about Nigeria Port Authority. Maybe it is because I have to deal with them sha.

Jakumo:
The annual budget allocated to each of Nigeria's mostly redundant local government chairmen is in excess of 1.17 Billion naira, or 93 million naira per month, which equates with nearly $ 600,000 USD of free cash up for grabs every 30 days.

In accordance with standard protocol, local government chairmen are expected to patriotically steal 98% of all funds that fall within reach of their grasping paws, with the remaining 2% of the swag designated to be shared among cronies, family members, concubines, hookers and political godfathers, in that order of precedence.   Praise the Lord !

Congrats Ronaldo Jaiye Lo

Good riddance

Well I can only guess this is the picture the poster wanted to post.

We all knew it was going to happen. It was just plain stupid but I hope Sani Lulu et al are not coming back.

Nothing is wrong with carrying your baby on your back. The only downside to it is that when the baby tilts his/her head you may not be aware and it could lead to neck strain but things are the things that make us strong Kakaraka !!!!

Kudos to the German Machines. Now England should know that their defeat was not a random act. Ze Germans have thrown down the gauntlet.

What a match. Suarez did what he had to do and he had like a spilt of a second to decide. As much as it hurts that Ghana is out the good thing is that Uruguay won't lift that Cup.

Mr Goodluck you should know this already you just can't pull your nation out of international football unless there is war or something of such nature.

Mr Goodluck let us tackle to other prevalent issues first and then come back to football later. Abi you dey fear the sacred cows in Nigeria?

This is serious

9ja here we go again banning  football team for 2 years. Why are we always chasing shadows in Nigeria? I was of the opinion that Mr president would ban the Lower House in Abuja for the Free-4-All fight rather than the national team.

Mr President we have more pressing issues as a nation than a group of young men playing a round leather on a patch of grass.

Spyker:
Of recent, i have read about certain names cropping up due to one event or the other. Please post yours and update mine.

1) Sani Kaita - Sani Karater, Kaitarization,
2) Yakubu Aiyegbeni - Mumuzela
3) Lars lagerback - Lagerbeer, Lagging Back, Lag Behind, Larger Back or Front
4) Dimeji Bankole - Bank Ole

Demeji Bankole - Bank Ole Classic

Too late to cry when the head is off. Better luck next time

As usual my people are up to it again. Exposing their backside to the world to laugh at.

Nigerians and their love for this game sha !!! Players miss chances all the time but I have never seen anything close to this miss.
Yakubu throw away that your hideous boot.

FedExpress to deliver as usual. I have my money on you

@Comechop I no fit shout ooo

Thank God. My last experience was not very pleasant.

This is by far the funniest thread ever

We are also sorry for sending you to the world cup to disgrace Nigeria. The BBC pundits had a field day running their mouth because of your lack of discretion.