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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ijakumo1: 7:31pm On Jun 25, 2022
donbrowser:
You're very correct infact I'm the one that made you use your data to post this false info too
Can't believe you actually got two fellow dummies to like this stupiid post of yours; but then I've always understood the majority of Nigerians to be an agglomeration of under-developed incarnates

Godspeed to you, Pilgrim. I pray you eventually find the Light.
CelebritiesRe: Jackie Appiah’s Luxury Mansion Will Amaze You, Check Out The Interiors by Ijakumo1:
FASTNG24TV:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pEoMETdaTY

Nollywood Star, Luchy Donalds was hosted by Veteran Ghanaian Actress, Jackie Appiah at her luxury house in plush Trasacco estate, near East Legon in Accra.
Even if she dey fùck dragon, she no fit see money build this kind structure from actress ashawo work
PoliticsRe: Court Set To Disqualify Tinubu Over Falsification Of Schools And Results by Ijakumo1: 1:40pm On Jun 25, 2022
Truth of the matter is that few people older than fifty have primary schl certificates in physical copy...but he should at least be able to show his WASC even if na homeschooling e do grin

I guess he's reluctant to bring it out bcause it would show his actual birth-name and his real age
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ijakumo1: 1:34pm On Jun 25, 2022
donbrowser:
lakoomoyi
73O9
Pearl
Pope191

You guys didn't see this now. If I come with one of the lies of Peter Obi, you will come for me.
None of you is reminding Ndubuisi about the topic of this thread now.
Dude you're the one bringing this Igbo vs Yoruba nonsense to this thread. This place had zero political polarity until you showed up and started promoting Tinubu candidacy and abusing Ibos
CrimeRe: Family Suspects Foul Play As Akwa Ibom Man Dies After Meal With Lover by Ijakumo1: 1:28pm On Jun 25, 2022
Excess love of pussy is what will kill most Nigerian men
CrimeRe: Amotekun Arrests Suspects In Owo Catholic Churchattack, Recovers Car, Ammunition by Ijakumo1: 6:26am On Jun 24, 2022
ejikoz:
https://guardian.ng/news/amotekun-arrests-suspects-in-owo-attack-recovers-car-ammunition/
All these people should be executed on the spot and buried in mass graves...handing then over to police will only result in the Abuja Fula cartel going through back door to secure their release.
PoliticsRe: Ike Ekweremadu And Wife Denied Bail By UK Court (Video) by Ijakumo1: 5:28am On Jun 24, 2022
Nigeria is filled with degenerates

From top to bottom
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ijakumo1: 11:37pm On Jun 23, 2022
Thurmieee:
It was in the heat of the moment.....na bite she bite me I bite her too
Incomplete story
PoliticsRe: ‘Be Careful’ — Adamu Warns Machina Over Yobe North Senatorial Ticket by Ijakumo1: 9:43pm On Jun 23, 2022
powerfulguy:
https://www.thecable.ng/be-careful-adamu-warns-machina-over-yobe-north-senatorial-ticket/amp
Nigeria just has to get rid of these worthless evil dotards, else she can never make progress
SportsRe: Ronaldo Wants To Pay For Damage Caused By Bodyguard Crashing His Bugatti by Ijakumo1: 9:11pm On Jun 23, 2022
TravelRe: Two Brothers Burn To Death In Lagos-Badagry Expressway Auto Crash by Ijakumo1: 6:39pm On Jun 23, 2022
UDOKABESTLUV:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2022/06/23/two-brothers-burn-to-death-in-lagos-badagry-expressway-auto-crash/
Economic saboteurs selling Nigeria's fuel to Beninoise black market
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu’s Daughter Needed A Kidney, He Brought In A 15-year-old Boy Illegally by Ijakumo1: 6:32pm On Jun 23, 2022
All these emilokan fools don't know that this is what will happen to their own children eventually....bunch of fools with no redeeming features at all, animals in fact.
RomanceRe: Male Sex Worker Shares His Service Rates To Customers In Enugu (Photo, Video) by Ijakumo1: 10:15pm On Jun 22, 2022
Themainboy22:
Male sex worker abi gay? Which Nigerian woman go remove money say she wan go patronise male ashawo.
They service homosexual men, not women

And their hustle has been on the streets of northern Nigeria for decades, it's not anything new.
PoliticsRe: 22 APC Senators Planning To Defect To PDP - Fani-Kayode Cries by Ijakumo1: 10:04pm On Jun 22, 2022
Shango kill this Femi Fanny
FamilyRe: My Wife-To-Be Provides Everything In The House, No Juju Involved by Ijakumo1: 7:22pm On Jun 22, 2022
KiNg0G:
I lived with my father's brother for a long time. he didn't work one day, all he does in the morning was to wash his mouth, have his bath then have his meal, awaiting his wife to come back from her trade in the market.. Then off she went to prepare another meal.. Staying With them was hell for me because sometimes there was hardly food in the house but my uncle hardly cares about that, it is either he is in one joint with his friends on a sunny day or he is at home listening to radio stations. His wife was the provider and never for once did she insult him...

This same character has gotten into me deeply, I can't help myself. I can't do thing's for myself.

My girlfriend cohabiting with me is the one providing almost everything we need all I do is to give her my G-15 in the evening. I'm always at home 24/7. She's never complained, I love it, for me to get a job and be answering Sir sir to people, I can't.

Stay fresh, bath, eat and sleep is the order of the day.

Few women are like this,
just the other day she asked me to come pay her bride price before the year ends, I asked her where would I see the money... baby girl told me not worry that something huge is coming..

I love this freedom, but sometimes I get a mixed feelings of been a liability, ants feeding on sugars. Anyway I'm enjoying myself quite well.

The real thing is my masculinity as the head of the house still intact.
Na thunder go fire you last last...no be only G--15
BusinessRe: How Do I Retrieve Money I Borrowed My Crush? by Ijakumo1: 6:47pm On Jun 22, 2022
PavillionEnergy:
The heading sounds funny and I trust Nairalanders to take a swipe at me. But this has been disturbing me and I want you guys to help me look into this matter.

In 2021, I came across a young lady. She is beautiful and she has the right curves in appropriate dimensions. I liked her instantly. We exchanged contacts and we started talking.

I was very busy with work and we spoke like twice in a week though I used to see her briefly whenever she visits my Uncle's shop.

I later noticed this girl usually hangs out with a lot of guys. All these boys who wear stockings, carry cross-bags, lock their hairs and wear 'oroma' earpods. grin
She is constantly on TikTok and all my 'crush' for her has disappeared.

In April this year, I received a call from her and she told me she went to Abuja for a programme. She said she was stranded and needed some funds to sort out something.

I wired her the money and I relocated from the town in May. I waited till June and she never called to dicsuss the money.
I started calling her two weeks ago and she wouldn't pick my calls. After series of unanswered calls, she picked and told me to send my account details.

She did not send the money and has not returned my calls since then.

How do I get the money back?
Mugu
RomanceRe: Should I Break Up With My Girlfriend Or what? by Ijakumo1: 6:46pm On Jun 22, 2022
123guys:
Nairalanders I need advice. I've been dating this girl for more than a year. But I have couple of challenges:

1) She doesn't like to visit me except for a few times. She claims to be a virgin and says I might be tempted. That I need to pay her bride price before we can do all those. At times I wonder if there's something she's hiding.

2) Each time I try to break up, she sheds tears and involves her family members sometimes to beg me.

3) She is a prayerful type (she has MFM background). So, oftentimes she involves me in fasting.

4) She swings mood easily when things are not going on well. This part is really frustrating because she takes everything as fight when this happens. Infact, she hardly takes advice.

I love her but I'm not sure how to deal with those bad sides. Please I need help. I need advice.
Bro, just close your eyes and drive her away if she doesn't take advice, because those are the worst kinds of people to be stuck with
PoliticsRe: David Hundeyin: Tinubu Has Links To Street Gangs And Drug Cartels by Ijakumo1: 7:47am On Jun 22, 2022
This ain't news
PoliticsRe: We Will Decentralise National Grid, Invest $550m To Boost Power Supply – Buhari by Ijakumo1:
ArewaNorth:
https://dailynigerian.com/decentralise-national-grid/
The final burst of looting before he leaves grin
CrimeRe: Borno Shop Owner Arrested For Connecting 21 Fridges To Streetlight Generator by Ijakumo1:
Be like e connect split-unit sef

I tell you Aboki will never allow this country to move forward, & y'all can go & write that down
CelebritiesRe: Portable Marries His Babymama, Zainab Badmus During Their Child's Naming by Ijakumo1: 11:26pm On Jun 21, 2022
This guy babalawo dey try...notwithstanding how illiterate, unkempt and spaced-out he looks and behaves, he's still touring the world and fūcking the best hōes, all off of a meaningless song that unexpectedly went viral almost a year ago already
PoliticsRe: Osun 2022: APC Names 60-Member Campaign Council by Ijakumo1: 11:18pm On Jun 21, 2022
So sad to see Osun people between a rock and a hard place sad

Dancing Jackson will fúck them worse than Oyetola and his Iragbanjo Master
Nairaland GeneralRe: Killed Monitor Lizard This Morning by Ijakumo1: 8:51pm On Jun 21, 2022
Juvenile
CareerRe: My Job Is Ruining My Family by Ijakumo1: 6:41pm On Jun 21, 2022
elimsun:
Good day great people of nairaland. I'll make this as short as possible and forgive my typo errors.
I've been working in this construction firm for the past five years together with taking care of my family and my girlfriend who has been in school but due to ASUU strike, now at home.
I'm usually busy and spend less time at home except on weekends - Sundays.
Recently, my girlfriend has been talking me into changing the nature of my work to another job that will afford me the opportunity to give more time to my family and her. I insisted that I'll need more time to be able to find another job but she will not have it that way.
Seems to spoke to my mother about it and it's now hell in the home with my mother threatening she will kill herself if I don't quit the job. This job is something I have used in completing my house and paying the fees of my girlfriend.
Lest I forget, I got the hint that my manager is considering me for a promotion and my quitting the job might just spell doom on me!

I'll appreciate all your suggestions, advice and criticism. I'm really in a fix!
The Devil wants to use those two to destroy you.

Don't quit your job!
CrimeRe: Suspected Kidnapper Killed In Shootout With Police In Edo (Graphic) by Ijakumo1:
This is clearly a cousin-fúcker

Burn in Hell (BIH) bastard
PoliticsRe: Garba Shehu: No Cause For Alarm, Gen Abubakar Is In No Serious Condition by Ijakumo1: 2:35am On Jun 21, 2022
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Disappearing Forests – In Pictures by Ijakumo1: 2:25am On Jun 21, 2022
Parachoko:
From 2001 to 2021, Nigeria lost 1.14 million hectares of forest, equivalent to a 11% decrease in tree cover and equal to 587 million tonnes of carbon dioxide emissions, according to Global Forest Watch. Cutting down trees for logging, opening up farmland or to feed energy demand for a growing population is putting pressure on Nigeria’s natural forests

Nyancho Nwanri / Reuters

https://www.theguardian.com/global/gallery/2022/jun/20/nigerias-disappearing-forests-in-pictures
You lot are your own worst enemies
PoliticsRe: Is Peter Obi Gradually Breaking The "Structure Jinx"? by Ijakumo1: 11:15pm On Jun 20, 2022
smartidemudia28:
Is Peter Obi Gradually Breaking The "Structure Jinx"? By Smart Idemudia


https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/is-peter-obi-gradually-breaking-the-structure-jinx-by-smart-idemudia/
Shey these dumb jokers are going to break 'Structure Jinx' from Egypt or from Dubai ni?

Atiku himself is clearly fatigued due to him having been in electoral opposition for more than ten years, you come wan talk of Obi who no get shishi to spend....keep deceiving yourself till 2023
CultureRe: Late Alaafin’s Wives Show Off New Houses by Ijakumo1: 11:06pm On Jun 20, 2022
CelebritiesRe: Police Order Portable To Report Himself Over Jungle Justice (Video) by Ijakumo1: 11:03pm On Jun 20, 2022
Illiteracy is a terrible disease, if you're afflicted you literally cannot function properly in today's world.

Sunday Igboho got into everlasting problem due to illiteracy issues, similar to this Zazuu dude
CrimeRe: Imo Prison Escapee Stabs Pregnant Woman To Death by Ijakumo1: 8:54pm On Jun 20, 2022
That animal should've been burnt alive the very first time he was apprehended, instead they handed him over to the useless NPF

I trust Calabar people they can never make this kind of stupid mistake
CrimeRe: Lightning Strike Kills IMSU First-Year Student In Imo by Ijakumo1: 2:19pm On Jun 17, 2022
BadNews:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/06/16/lightning-strike-kills-imsu-first-year-student-in-imo/
Ogbanje

Mayhe the phone was plugged to the mains at that material time

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