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There's this popular woman in the community were i stay here in Yenagoa, omoh.... This woman can speak almost 9 different dialects..

She came to the restaurant were I was eating this afternoon, and she was speaking Hausa with one hausa keke rider.... Ino knw wen i ask her" madam abeg were u 4rm? and she said, i'm a patrotic Nigerian..

The guy sitting next to me was lyk "madam u get beta ear ooh....i never even sabi speak my own dialect finish bt u dey hear/speak almost all nigeria dialect, no body fit sell u for dis country ooh.....she jst laff..

So guys, apart from your native dialect, how many other Nigerian languages can speak?

taylor89:
Wike pray very hard that the cocaine sniffing frog gives you a juicy appointment


If not your own don finish

If the urine manufacturer fails to give you something tangible your own don finish

Omoh.........bros abeg no make me laff,i never eat...

bazoodo:
And Pete Edochie dey mess up no prostrate

Omoh.......nah u dey mess big time.

so u expect person lyk Pete Edochie to ley down for ground bcus he dey greet 1 ooni?

as in..we never see king b4 now.

MiztaDynameek:
Old man go and find matured people's website and leave where you say children are. Old man wey no get common sense.

Omoh........senior boy abeg jst lock up.

Omoh.......portable dey lie jare,nobody invite am b4...
wetin he wn cum sing wen dem go pay am 10m?

Solofresh2:
But I like the fact that he knows his worth and sticked to it

Omoh........talk truth bros,u go gree pay portable 10m to cum ur show?

Omoh.........truly who God bless no man can curse.

LeoDeKing:

Omoh.......the big boss,i dn use eye fyn u tire 4 here..
truly,1 billion pigs can not stop jst 1 bat....is God nt wonderful...

Coolabbie:
Tinubu will NEVER rule this country.
All the prophecies said something will happen to prevent it.
I trust you, Lord

Omoh.......u fall hand ooh..

so u dey bliv all dis fake prophet wen full dis country?

none of dem dey see anytin,them jst dey predict wetin go happen......we tell una ryt frm day 1 say nah only death fit stop tinubu frm been the president..

omoh,no jst put hope for any mumu prophecy ooh,bcus notin go cum out

tinubu is ur next president,knw dis and knw peace...

Omoh.......even a day old child knws tinubu is the next president of dis country..

dat man is jst unstopable..

Omoh.......notin will change.tinubu is the next president of nigeria,knw dis and knw peace

Omoh.........i dn even stop to kip female frds,their billing 2much..
i can't cum and kee myslf all in d name of frdshp..

Autobot05:
You don't want to get married or nobody wants to marry you ??

omoh.........dis 1 loud.

Omoh.......abeg i no fit laff

Omoh........dis babe go sabi gv doggy ooh

Omoh.....isoryt

leisuretym:
Go and tell them to top the nonsense right now, if they don’t answer , slap their leader, if they attempt to fight back, just come and report to me, I don’t like stubborn people

omoh.......dis 1 nah set up abi wetin?

the tin dn pass court order

HacheNoire:
Gambling needs to be banned. It’s ruining families faster than hard drugs

omoh.......dem no fit ban gambling bcus sum people still dey benefit frm it.

SMARTMOTORS:
Omoo serious crisis dey ABA now oo!

omoh.......wetin dey xub 4 ABA?

gv us the legit...

Omoh........gambling be like politics,no near either of them if u no get strong mind bcus sum kind news/lose fit gv u instant HIGH B.P

Omoh.........i no bliv dis story 1 bit,na jst make up post.

LeoDeKing:
I can't fit laff.

omoh........LeoDeking,i too lyk u bro.u dey always make me laff each tym i see the way u dey counter attack obidient for here...

Omoh.......the place goes well.

Sebastine1994:
Nairaland is dull lately since lalastica left

His last login was last year, seun what happened

omoh.......no wonder i dn see snake thread tey

Omoh.......are u dis jobless?(no offense)

Omoh.......na my landlord daughter i wn bleep.

olyrayy:
Hope say Kuda no dey among?

omoh......u no wn hear say dem shot bird bt he mama fly..

Omoh.......babe,wetin u dey even smoke slf?

Omoh........its alryt

Omoh.......i will be the last person on earth to pity/epp any police man..

if i see were 2 people dey fight 1 police man,i go join force with those 2 people to fight the police man.

Omoh.......yenagoa own 2much..

u go jst see small grl wen never even get beta breast dey do ashawo,lyk d ones i see dis mrn for okaki junction..i jst ask myslf"hw boys take dey get erection for were dis ones dey?

akpunda86:
Fear wan kill me

Omoh........i tink say nah only me dey fear snake ooh,i no knw say we plenty..

since my mama born me,i never kill snake once,no mata d size..i fear snake pass anytin for dis life...