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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal vs Wolves (5 - 0 ) On 28th May 2023 by Illegal1(m): 5:17pm On May 28, 2023
Omoh........i no cum knw which 1 dey useless pass btw"arsenal..glo network and nigeria grls.


all of jst dey make me vex...
RomanceRe: Since I Was Born, Nigeria Have Been A Mess by Illegal1(m): 5:04pm On May 28, 2023
Earthstorms:
You are thanking God for being a fraudster you forget that you are in your own little way also making life more difficult for the future generations who will live with the consequence of the fraud you are commiting today.
omoh.......which consequence will the future generation of our politicians live with?

u guys are quick to judge yahoo boys bt do notin abt our politicians dat steal in billions..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brentford vs Manchester City (1 - 0 ) On 28th May 2023 by Illegal1(m): 4:45pm On May 28, 2023
Omoh......i dn even stop to watch match till next season..
notin dem wn play again..
CrimeRe: How a wrong choice of drink at the club cost me a night in a police cell by Illegal1(m): 4:41pm On May 28, 2023
[quote author=isabi2lof post=123422186]All because of konji , thank God o , say dem no wire you for 6 feet .

Who talk say woman no dey useful, only the sex part sef, we don useful die
CrimeRe: How a wrong choice of drink at the club cost me a night in a police cell by Illegal1(m): 4:37pm On May 28, 2023
Ijaya123:
How do you speak that shows your tongue?

Or were you laughing at the policemen, cause I don’t understand.
omoh.......there are many ways to catch a rat.

u never see who blue tongue b4?

the tin must show at long as u open u mouth to speak,and the police were already observing him..
CrimeRe: How a wrong choice of drink at the club cost me a night in a police cell by Illegal1(m): 4:29pm On May 28, 2023
pek:
You acted out of dear (understandable). You would have agreed to go to court.
omoh......be lyk ngpolice never tution u b4?

the only tin wen go dey ur mind,nah hw to comot frm their net..
PoliticsRe: May We Not Have A Nigeria That We Will Sincerely Miss Buhari - Actor Okon Lagos by Illegal1(m): 4:22pm On May 28, 2023
[quote author=taylor89 post=123420198][b]We will obviously miss Buhari

Buhari is more fluent and eloquent than Tinubu

Buhari is more agile and galant than Tinubu

Buhari is more healthier than Tinubu

Buhari spent total of 250 days in UK hospital but we all know that senile cocaine infested maggot called Tinubu will have his own personal bed in London hospital that he will be shuttling biweekly

Buhari didn’t suffer dementia and memory loss but Tinubu doesn’t even know his own birthday

Buhari can walk run without any support but Tinubu can’t even lift a cup of tea

Buhari operated a one man governance but Tinubu and his children will loot all angles of this country

I know we’re in for the worse in this country so everyone brace up it’s going to be a very long ride

Then the main shege will be when this old frog dies and leaves us

omoh......may wat u wish bfall u and u only..
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Do Voodoo For My Freelancing by Illegal1(m): 2:54pm On May 28, 2023
Runnerzz:
What answers do u really seek here?
omoh.......he need sum1 to moltivate him into doing plus up.
Christianity EtcRe: Presidential Inauguration Interdenominational Service (video) by Illegal1(m): 2:40pm On May 28, 2023
Delightsome2023:
does it matter?
All other times Christian elect has Been attending, how has the situation of this country improved?
omoh.......abeg no mind dis people jare,them never even start to wail slf..
Christianity EtcRe: Presidential Inauguration Interdenominational Service (video) by Illegal1(m): 2:38pm On May 28, 2023
Okealaaye:
Like you were reading my mind! Only pay 500k into a Swiss named account and you are home and dry! I get leg everywhere. Even sef, if you wan work for World Bank I fit arrange am. Only that you must to pay in Euros! 2,000 Euros per head. You wan try me ni!
grin grin grin grin
omoh......senior man u funny ooh.
Christianity EtcRe: Presidential Inauguration Interdenominational Service (video) by Illegal1(m): 2:36pm On May 28, 2023
thisisit:
PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION SERVICEhuh

WHERE ARE THE CELEBRANTS??

NO PRESIDENT- SELECT
NO VICE PRESIDENT - SELECT

GOD will not recognize this service. It is an unacceptable sacrifice. An abomination. Heaven is unaware!!
omoh.......u go wail tey ooh.
Christianity EtcRe: Presidential Inauguration Interdenominational Service (video) by Illegal1(m): 2:32pm On May 28, 2023
Okealaaye:
Thank God for enabling me to attend the Service today. You can see me on the left hand side of your screen behind the vice president in white if you have a good eyesight. It's on Nairaland that folks de take small eye look me, for Abuja I be man of substance o.
omoh......dat means every were dn stew 4 us be dat ooh,u go kukuma epp me secure any job for abj be dat nah..

even if nah security job slf,i no mind ooh, we go talk abt the pay later..
Christianity EtcRe: Presidential Inauguration Interdenominational Service (video) by Illegal1(m): 2:21pm On May 28, 2023
Omoh......i taught sum people said no swearing in will take place bcus sum prophets of doom saw 1 yeye baseless vision..


right from the days of john the baptist,the violent ones take it by force....na bible talk am..

jagaban no be any body mate 4 politics..
RomanceRe: If You Are Still Single At The Age Of 25. You Are Useless!!! by Illegal1(m): 1:52pm On May 28, 2023
Onyiiobi7735:
Sometimes some people don't reason normally like a human being, before writing rubbish online.So someone being single at 25, automatically makes them useless.People don't need to be pressured into marriage at whatever age, but should be allowed to take their time properly to get it right, once and for all.
omoh......abeg no mind dat guy,after them dn smoke wetin pass their head,dem go begin post rubbish online
RomanceRe: If You Are Still Single At The Age Of 25. You Are Useless!!! by Illegal1(m): 1:50pm On May 28, 2023
Omoh.......dis 1 nah advice abi na wetin?

u want make boy wen never fit take care of himslf well,begin date/marry with dat kind condition..


the boy go jst old once....dis 1 my neibour dey pass through 4 here nah big lesson to me and i no try am.....

go marry go marry....as if u go gv them finacial support
RomanceRe: I Feel Terrible. You Won't Imagine What I Did At A Brothel Yesterday by Illegal1(m): 1:41pm On May 28, 2023
Omoh........honestly bro,if all dis ur stories nah true,then...u need totaly deliverance frm jesus christ himslf bcus i sure say no prophet/pastor fit deliver u again..

ur own dn pass ordinary addiction,be lyk...1 old woman dn naked swear gv u for village...
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To Do Voodoo For My Freelancing by Illegal1(m): 1:27pm On May 28, 2023
Omoh......i dey fyn who go teach me dis freelancer tin.
RomanceRe: "I Rejected Suitors": 123-Year-Old Virgin Searching For Perfect Man Seeks Love by Illegal1(m): 1:17pm On May 28, 2023
Sonnobax15:
grin
Great grand ambassador of evening newspaper grin.
omoh.......oniovo,abeg reduce the volume small nah,b4 nairaland feminist go begin their madness on top ur head..
CrimeRe: How a wrong choice of drink at the club cost me a night in a police cell by Illegal1(m): 1:12pm On May 28, 2023
Omoh.......see the reason i no dey pity any police man,their oppression 2much.
bt op...dis ur story funny me i swr, konji still dey hold u lyk dis ooh..
RomanceRe: Males, Females Aren't Responsible For Your Woes. Get A Life. by Illegal1(m): 1:00pm On May 28, 2023
Goodlady:
To be honest, what I v seen here is toxicity from males as if women are responsible for their misfortune.
They all abuse women but slide into their dm to beg for friendship which they ll now later turn to wooing (toasting).
The males here are broke, lacked principles and common sense!
How can you sneak behind to pamper what you v condemned!
That's childishness and hypocrisy from confused balablue human being!
Some ll be so quick to ask can I fûck you, saying vulgar words. Shameless!
The earlier the better their brain start functioning well cos females aren't responsible for woes of males. We v our own problems to and we aren't dragging males. So...get a life.
omoh.......aunty mi,who provoke u lyk dis nah?

u no get joy ooh..
RomanceRe: Male Nairalanders Pretending To Be Females by Illegal1(m): 5:20am On May 28, 2023
Omoh......i dey suspect say lilkesh4336 na man.
RomanceRe: I'm About To Kill Someone with collorado!!! by Illegal1(m): 3:07am On May 28, 2023
Omoh........u dey wyne us bah?
RomanceRe: Sex Is Too Sweet, e Dey enter Agabari by Illegal1(m): 6:35pm On May 27, 2023
Omoh,......lyk play lyk play,one day na one day,i go taste dis sex every body dey talk abt..
FamilyRe: Is It Ok For A Guy To Be Living With His Parents At Age 32-39 ? by Illegal1(m): 6:14pm On May 27, 2023
zedegit:
Seriously it's no one's business. It's like asking why one is not married at 40 years.
omoh.......dat 1 dey sha..
CultureRe: How Many Nigerian Languages Can You Speak? by Illegal1(op): 6:13pm On May 27, 2023
[quote author=VinnyBaba post=123402460]Bros, URHOBO is not dat difficult @all. smiley
I school @Delsu, Abraka and stayed at those Community/Indigene areas.
RomanceRe: Only Cake N5m: Nigerian Man Leaks Chat As Fiancee Demands N12m For Wedding by Illegal1(m): 6:09pm On May 27, 2023
Goodlady:
You are forgiven. Sin no more!
omoh.......dats my 1 and only big aunty,the Goodlady herslf..
tnx ma...no more vawulence btw u and i till thy kingdom cum..
PoliticsRe: I Knew Tinubu Was The Best For The Job- Soludo by Illegal1(m): 11:49am On May 27, 2023
mrvitalis:
Tinubu has at least till the supreme court rules in 8 months time to prove some of us wrong


I know he has absolutely nothing to offer ,even at best he is a socialist at best who believes in building eye catching infrastructure without economic benefits

Not to add to his corrupt and oligarchy systems of governance

Truth is I doubt if any serious country or agency would give us loans and even the few that gives would be at an inflated interest rate

If Tinubu rules for 4 years I expect dollar to reach 1400 minimum ,even with dangote refinery

I expect increased employment, mass exodus of skilled n semi skilled Nigerians
omoh.......change ur mind set bro.
PoliticsRe: I Knew Tinubu Was The Best For The Job- Soludo by Illegal1(m): 11:45am On May 27, 2023
EnEnPeecee:
Hatred, envy and malice is what has been eating this man up. Instead of him to find a permanent solution to the daily killings in Anambra, he prefers to lick tilumbu scrotum. Anambra people will teach you lesson after your first term
omoh.....so nah crime for person to talk truth?
PoliticsRe: May 29: Stop That Inauguration, DAP Candidate Tells Buhari by Illegal1(m): 11:34am On May 27, 2023
Omoh........dis 1 no kukuma get money to pay tinubu even if court fine him,so no need to take am serious...
RomanceRe: Only Cake N5m: Nigerian Man Leaks Chat As Fiancee Demands N12m For Wedding by Illegal1(m): 10:53am On May 27, 2023
Goodlady:
Come hide am. Leper!
omoh......madam Goodlady,abeg abeg nah mrn be dis,i no get time for vawulence...

if i offend u,abeg no vex,4gv me...
RomanceRe: Only Cake N5m: Nigerian Man Leaks Chat As Fiancee Demands N12m For Wedding by Illegal1(m): 10:43am On May 27, 2023
Goodlady:
You better keep quiet there!
omoh......hide ur face

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