₦airaland Forum

HeartlessMan:
Nairaland is cheaper. Just go to travel section and lie. They will flood your DM.

omoh......dis 1 loud.

yarimo:
Pictures and videos of both of you naked will help this thread op

omoh......u for kukuma tell us say to watch BF dey hungry u.

Omoh......i go dey 50yrs by then.
may we never experience anytin lyk buhari again in our life time...AMEN.

Omoh......abeg make may 29 do reach jare.

Omoh......on point bro

chymeze:
Mehn the kinda stupid questions I'm seeing on nairaland these days ehn

omoh......bros,the mata slf tire me

Omoh......which kind mumu question be dis?


u are indirectly asking us if u are free to eat a poisoned food u are fully aware of...

omoh......bring ur mind down,no kill ur slf ontop woman mathias.

SyrusdeHansome:
Staying without having sex since 2019. It has been God all thro

omoh......no sex since 2019?bros u try ooh.

a month without sex for me,is lyk a month without victory..

Omoh......5k is the normal time 4 short time bros,anytin more than dat na lose guarding..

Omoh......be lyk better hungry never catch u,bros,if u no wn eat the food,abeg waybill the food cum gv me

Kyase:
Amaechi betrayed apc and his friends in apc from the north by working for atiku in pdp while in apc

omoh.....wat abt wike dat worked for tinubu while in pdp?

Laurene:
go and work

omoh.......abeg babe,gv me work.

Bigredmachine:
sorry... ... for you to win big in betting... you have to stake big on smaller odds ... if you are those who are chasing millions in betting with 100 or 200 naira... you will keep on lamenting

omoh......abeg abeg i no get liver/mind to stake pass 1k,even the small 1k wen dey cut slf,i dey tink am till day break,talk more of high stake lyk 10k,i go jst get high BP..

omoh......wetin person go play again 4 dis betting/gamble?

i dn play all the bet options for betking,yet to win nah wahala..infact i dn tire

Omoh.......ur problem dey learn work for were other people own dey,sucide is nt an option,if nt...i for dn do am since......


no mata wat happen bro,never gv up.

Omoh......i lyk big breast bt dis 1 no follow at all.....

Omoh.......no too worry urslf,u go soon get there,na small small e dey start.

Omoh......be lyk dis op nah the latest attention seeker we get for nairaland.

Omoh.,.....u dn smoke dat ur expired weed again bah.

Omoh......dis man dn price market he no fit buy frm obidient hand.

AK481:
I think say na daddy wey dey wear pampers

omoh......una dn make me laff tire.

b0rn2fuck:
Which one be daddy and pampers ..

omoh.......nairaland nah cruiseland bro.

daddy stands for peter obi while pampers stands for tinubu(if u knw u knw)

Omoh.......dis 1 slf go soon cum out to tell us hw she was raped.

Godsonkemz:
This has become women's usual anthem when asked about their virginity.

omoh......the mata slf tire me i swr.

Omoh.......naso so rape dem they rape una.

Omoh.......na dis kind people we dey beat for cell bk then..
so u no see beta tin thief,na phones u see to thief?

Blupen969:
Bros i don deh hear that stew matter since, even before rice add money i no wan hear am again abeg

omoh......bros u dey para ooh,be lyk water dn pass garri for ur side

Omoh........good for them jare,sum people too carry religion for head.


if to say na jst me,99.99% of pastors for dn go bk to their village to do farm work.

Omoh.....dis 1 no fit make me change my mind again.