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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 5:55pm On Dec 02, 2021
Manesalah:
Mugu,the fact that you couldn't counter my point about head to head between the coaches but resulted to personal abuse shows how dense you are.....

Pep Dey flog SAF like small pikin especially with the most one-sided UCL finals
ever (twice)

Klopp sack mourinho for Chelsea and manyoo and beat am as spurs coach,still thrash am as Madrid coach with an unknown lewy then who scored 4goals

Arsene Wenger still collect thrashing from pep and klopp

Nigga what and where are your points,OZWOR!!!
You are a stupid person if you are comparing Pep’s Barca to managing a PL side.

Pep’s Barca won CL in his debut season with a bunch of academy players, Pep’s City hasn’t won CL in 6 years after spending one billion pounds.

Same manager, different teams. Therefore, your H2H theory does not hold water as Barcelona isn’t a PL side. This is why doctors tell pregnant mothers to take their pills so that idiocy wouldn’t affect the baby in the womb.

It’s quite obvious some pills were missing while you were curled up in a fetal position. If the pills weren’t missing then adequate diet wasn’t consumed throughout your entire residency in the uterus.

Long story short, you are a retārd!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 5:35pm On Dec 02, 2021
Manesalah:
Pele ooo Grandpa,I can see your tears behind your epistles,didn't even bother to read them all....tuchel,klopp,pep and Conte head to head Vs Wenger/SAF/mo....I want to check something
If you didn’t bother to read it, why quote it?

On top of the stupidity you were born with, you have contrived to add pathological lying to your woes?

Who brought this ruminant animal here?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable:
Manesalah:
Those three coaches you mentioned had just 2 UCL title amongst them in total from 1985(Ferguson debut if I am correct) till 2021(mourinho's last game if I am correct) in England....

Ferguson struggled for the first five years before winning a trophy and almost regulated manyoo in the process,who will give him that time now......

The gap between the first two(manyoo and assnal) and others then was hoooooge just like the Spanish farmers league,Bundesliga and Uber eats farmers league before Abrahamovic brought his dirty mafia money and city brought their Arab oil money and the small clubs have huge money from TV rights to sign quality players for lots of money hence the competition....


Maureenhoe,Mr Bean and Purple nose will suffer in this age and time with how competitive EPL is now….....

STOP BEING A NOSTALGIA MERCHANT
It seems you were born yesterday.

The league is so competitive, none of your modern idols have gone a season unbeaten, won a treble or won 3PL titles in a row.

None of your modern idols went a whole season conceding just 15 PL goals in 38 games or keeping 25 PL clean sheets in a season.

None of your modern idols can even manage to win a European double(CL + PL) in a single season. Wenger/SAF/Jose combination is better than what you have today by a thousand miles.

If it’s easy, let Pep complete a PL season without a loss after spending a billion pounds on a squad. If Pep can’t succeed in the task, let Klopp do it so we can test their mettle.

You indomie generation football watchers never cease to amaze me with the amount of idiotic assertions that pour from your mouths. It’s almost as if some of you have screws loose in your craniums.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 7:44pm On Dec 01, 2021
A40:
Messi did basically what Alexis Sanchez did and Alexis Sanchez didn't win Balon D'or. Same stats or thereabout, same Copa America. That tells you what you need to know about these polling booth awards. As a player your priority should simply be to win trophies, hanging your head on individual awards is a waste of time
My sentiments exactly.

Plenty of people won Copa America(a completion of 8 nations) in the past and none of them became Ballon d’Or as a result.

The moment Messi won it, the status of Copa America suddenly became the toughest competition in history. This is the same competition that used to invite Japan and other nonsense countries to give it more life.

They hosted it 4 times in 6 years so that Messi could get plenty of opportunities to win it. They turned a usually 4-year competition into Carling Cup(annual event) so that the GOAT of Paris could at least get more opportunities to win it.

What a shame!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 7:39pm On Dec 01, 2021
melodyogonna:
grin grin
Why is your stat stopping at October 21?

November is not a month in 2021? When you people want to be dubious, you brandish fake stats that suit your agenda.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 5:20pm On Dec 01, 2021
melodyogonna:
Make Pogba getat abeg
The second most hardworking player in the squad should getat??

All you Pogba haters, your day of reckoning is nigh. I can’t wait for a proper manager to use Pogba effectively so I can come and mock you people.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 5:11pm On Dec 01, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Ahhhhhhhh

Abeg ooo... Who dey link us with the player... Make dey better stop am if na joke
Werner is better than Rashford/Martial. If he’s available, we should sign him.

Martial should go and join Depay in Barcelona. Xavi wants him there. The evil he’s done at Old Trafford is enough.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 5:07pm On Dec 01, 2021
melodyogonna:
Nobody cares how you rate the competitions tbh. You can call it inferior from now till eternity, it'll still be a deciding factor when it comes to awarding the Balon D'Or, especially if Messi is a contestant grin grin
The award is skewed to favor Messi. All those Spanish speaking journalists would always put Messi ahead of any player in a year he manages to win something(tangible or intangible).

Messi has a much bigger profile than Lewandowski and only one country speaks Polish language. Letting about 200 journalists from all spheres of the planet decide this award is the reason why it’s shit and has no credibility.

Messi can keep the award but football purists know he didn’t deserve it in 2010, 2019 and 2021. Lewandowski has outperformed any other player in the last 24 months……….and that’s my final say on the matter.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 10:23pm On Nov 29, 2021
Maximilan:
We should forget individual stats as well right grin grin cheesy

Let's review the stats for 2021 Ballon D'or;

Goal;
Lewa 51,Messi 43.. let's Break down the these Goals;
Outside the Box Goals- Messi(7), Lewa(4)...... Direct Free kick goals- Messi(5), Lewa(0).... G/A Contribution Messi-52, Lewa-49

Assists;
Messi-17, Lewa-8
Goal contributed of the Club Goals:
Messi-45%, Lewa-39%
Goal Contributed to the National Goals;
Messi-52%, Lewa-50%
Important Goal Contribution;
Goal in knockout stage of their tournaments played;
Messi-4, Lewa-4
However Messi provided 2 more assists in K/O stage; Messi-4, Lewa-2
Goals In Fianl;
Messi-2, Lewa-3(lewa favours this)

International Tournament;
Messi won Copa America, Lewa couldn't make it from Group stage.
Goals in Euro/Copa;
Messi-4(Golden Boot winner), Lewa-3
Assists in Euro/Copa;
Messi-5, Lewa-0

Individual Awards;
Messi-6 , Lewa-4
Lewa's awards consists;
-Club world Cup Golden Ball
-Bundesliga Golden Boot
-Bundesliga Player of the Year
-European Golden Shoe

respectively Messi's awards consists of;
-Copa del Rey MVP
-Pichichi
-Copa America Golden Ball
-Copa America Golden Boot
-Copa America Top Assists
-Copa Player of the Tournament

Trophy;
Lewa-3, Messi-2
Trophies Are:
Lewa- Bundesliga Cup, DFL Supercup, Club world Cup

Messi- Copa del Rey, Copa America

Individual Records;
Messi-5, Lewa: 2,
Messi's records;
-Most International Goals from SA
-Most goals scored for a Single Club
-First Player to win International Trophy as well as Golden Boot, Golden Ball & Top Assists in the history
-Most Consecutive pichichi wins in La liga History
-Most Pichichi won in Laliga History.

Lewa's records;
- Most goals for Bayern for a season
-Most Consecutive Games scores in Bayern.

Other Stats;
Dribbles; Messi-276, Lewa-150
Key Passes- Messi-150, Lewa-49
Big Chances missed: Lewa-30, Messi-14
Big Chances Created ; Messi-34, Lewa-13

These r the stat. Under review for 2021 Ballon D'or.
If Messi isn't winning it, idk what Basis The France Football is giving Ballon d'or .. may On the Basis of Goals?? No! In 2018 Messi has the highest G/A & Also won Treble from the Club.. But he finished becoming 5th in the Ballon d'or race.



Here you go
Copa America is a shït tournament. Whatever Messi does there is irrelevant. We might as well compare the PL to the Somalian league. Messi’s only threat in Copa is Brazil. Lewandowski’s threat in Euros = pick anyone from Germany, Italy, Spain, England, France, etc.

So how can you rate the level of difficulty as the same when Copa is just an overrated principal cup competition? This is robbery of the highest order. I am now absolute sure that part of Messi’s deal to PSG was that he would win the 7th gong.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 10:08pm On Nov 29, 2021
LostMyZeal:
Messi is a big sporting name nau

You think he went to PSG to take pictures of the Eiffel tower??

It was all planned and I bet it was majorly what they used to lure him.

They're the organisers but it's epileptic to try to set footballing standards with a series of undeserved awards

Nuff said
It’s crazy that someone can win ballon d’Or on the strength of winning COPA.

Copa that Suarez, Alexis, Forlan, etc have won in the past and getting nowhere near the top 3.

I pity Jorginho. In terms of big trophies, he deserved it the most. Lewandowski also deserved it based on the cancelled awards last season. At least, give him the award for last season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 9:41pm On Nov 29, 2021
LostMyZeal:
Omo... this is another robbery

I guess the plan is to pacify Jorginho and Lewy

Anyway, it happened to Sneijder in 2010 so no be new thing
But why must the beneficiary of a dubious award always be Messi?

If the beneficiaries are different people over the last 10 years, one could say it’s normal. However, anytime there’s a hint of an undeserved award, it automatically goes to Messi.

Copa America is a useless competition. I rate African Nations Cup higher and the Euros is definitely a better competition so why isn’t Jorginho(also CL winner) not the top favorite for this year’s award?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 9:34pm On Nov 29, 2021
KingTom:
His partnership with Bebeto was a dream to watch, e get one werey wey we dey call Abiola, he was the Romario to my Bebeto, always fighting our teachers. The fool told our PE teacher/Coach that he was too fat to train us grin grin in other words He no know ball grin
Romario was a beast in his days. He’s got the stature of Aguero but with the killer instinct of Cristiano.

Expert17:
De Bruyne 8th

grin grin grin

Big Joke
Best PL player = 8th?

This award is a joke.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 9:25pm On Nov 29, 2021
LostMyZeal:
Exactly what I just saw
Best goalscorer of the year, really huh

What a freaking joke cheesy
Kane - 23rd best player
Lukaku - 12th best player.

This is laughable. cheesy grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable:
They created striker of the year award to cushion Lewandowski’s pain so they can give Messi the most undeserved award ever.

Messi has done nothing for the past 6 months.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 4:53pm On Nov 29, 2021
raumdeuter:
How Ronaldo saw Ole as coach and agreed to sign might be one of the worst decisions of his career
Because he knows if the team doesn’t perform, it’s the manager they would sack.

If United didn’t sign Ronaldo, the expectation to perform wouldn’t have been there and Ole would still be here.

Ronaldo raises any team’s expectations by an exponential power of 5.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 4:52pm On Nov 29, 2021
A40:
This part dey kill me I swear cheesy grin
Romario couldn’t leave Brazilian pröstitutes alone. He got his brace under 20 minutes to destroy his manager’s challenge.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable:
Lana1:
Rangnick is official. I hope ahe comes in with one or two of his own coaching staff. These DNA people dont know anything.
Rangnick has his work cut out.

I have just finished reading an article. His style is the total opposite of what Ole turned United into. He will have to re-orientate the entire squad to play his ultra aggressive system.

I foresee a lot of injuries going forward. We have been badly coached by the previous manager. Some of the stats I saw had us as one of the worst defensive teams in Europe.

Ole is a lunatic. He should be arrested immediately.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 12:57pm On Nov 29, 2021
ChristoBam:
I think it's because of how huge the fanbase is. So many agendas come up and most people just go with it.

Since SAF, we've not had a player as important and consistent as Bruno is for us. But guess what about 30% of the fanbase are Anti-Bruno. They've started with Ronaldo.

Ricky on United Stand calls Bruno and Rashford shitty players that need to be sold.

I'm just worried about the success of the club cuz all of these adds up eventually. These players end up caving to the pressure because of they know these things. It's an everyday conversation on social media.
Like how can anyone with a functional brain hate Bruno?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 12:45pm On Nov 29, 2021
Oasis007:
Rangnick: "The squad is full of talent and has a great balance of youth and experience. All my efforts for the next six months will be on helping these players fulfil their potential, both individually and, most importantly, as a team.

"Beyond that, I look forward to supporting the club’s longer-term goals on a consultancy basis.”
This dude built Hoffenheim, RB Leipzig and RB Salzburg from the bottom. I trust him 100% to take United to greater heights with the amount of resources at the club’s disposal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable:
Oasis007:
OFFICIAL..... RALF IS HERE!
Congratulations!

No more talks of…..

United DNA
SAF’s non-existent philosophy
Cultural reset/reboot
Blood the youths
Attack with passion
My players won’t be overworked

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable:
Joezinho:
It’s funny that if we didn’t sign CR7, he would be banging goals in at Man city and we would likely be knocked out of the UCL. Then the nairaland pundits would be saying we missed out on Ronaldo and his goals while still shiitting on Ronaldo for betraying the club that gave him everything.

Smh. Some of you guys here deserves to be locked up in a cage..
90% of them here are absolute mörons. These are the same people that didn’t even know Ole is a fraud until September 2021.

How can you take them serious? They went from Ronaldo(36) won’t score in the PL to he doesn’t press in a jiffy.

You would think we signed Ronaldo as a defensive midfielder with the way his defensive attributes has been called into questioning.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable:
Expert17:
cheesy

My darling captain (Bruno) serving hot LLL to haters.
United fans are a weird bunch. Without Ronaldo and Bruno(the 2 best players in the squad), United would be in a relegation zone in the league and would be 3rd/4th in the CL table.


Yet, these 2 players get the most criticisms from those brainless Messi fans that support Man Utd. Now that they have realized scoring isn’t a problem for Ronaldo in the PL, they have changed the gear to “he doesn’t press”. When he was first signed, the initial complaint was that he was too old and he wouldn’t score in England.

Why should the greatest goal scorer on the planet add pressing to his resumé? Which other prolific goal scorer was pressing? Did Ibra press? How was Mourinho able to build a team around him to thrive? Does Lewandowski press? Even Pep said he could never ask Messi to press because he needed him fresh and clear headed when they have the ball in the opponent’s box.

A coach must show favoritism to his best players. Romario would miss training and bed pröstitutes throughout the week and on the day of the game, he would outperform those that didn’t miss training. Romario asked Cryuff if he could go to Brazil for 2 days and celebrate their carnival. Cryuff said if he scored a brace in the next game, he would give Romario 4 days to go enjoy in Brazil.

Romario scored 2 goals in the first half and told Cryuff his plane leaves in an hour. Cryuff had no choice than to substitute him off so he could leave for Brazil in the middle of the season. Cryuff said he broke his own rules plenty of times to please Romario. This is normal in the dressing room. The best players get favors from their managers. Even SAF broke his own rules for Cantona.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 8:50pm On Nov 28, 2021
eph12:
I'm still amazed at Rashford. We would have lost that goal if Sancho passed to him. I was just screaming for him to step back. How could he not know that he was ahead of the ball and in a bad position to receive that ball?
He wasn’t in an offside position from the start. He waited and waited and waited for the pass until he drifted offside.

Sancho just wanted to keep Mendy guessing until the very end. A very good decision to slot the ball in. How ironic that Sancho who’s been trolled by every Chelsea fan is the one to score at the Bridge.

That’s 2 goals on the bounce for Jadon. Hopefully, he gets another one against the mighty gooners in the midweek.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 8:35pm On Nov 28, 2021
Leyqute:
Maybe that was even what Fred wanted to do. It was just inaccurate
Nah, Fred wanted to score.

He didn’t look up long enough to see advancing players. He just knew Mendy was off his line and thought he would dink the ball over his head.

Poor execution
Poor decision making.

Imagine if it was Mata in Fred’s shoes at the edge of the box.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 8:31pm On Nov 28, 2021
Uniquisite:
Mehn!!!
Ronaldo in a great position to tap into an empty net.

Fred is a lunatic.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 8:24pm On Nov 28, 2021
michaellovaldo:
Unpopular opinion: Telles was impressive today,he should teach Shaw how to play corner kicks abeg
Telles is better than Shaw.

British passport is the only reason Shaw starts ahead of him. His crosses are way better and Shaw cannot defend for shït.

If Cavani was fit today, 3-5-2 formation would have worked a treat with Telles providing crosses for the two veterans.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 8:15pm On Nov 28, 2021
raumdeuter:
This running around, Do you see Ronaldo doing it? or you just want to suffer the man for nothing?
You are talking as if this running around was a 90 minute job. It was just for the last 20 mins to help his team.

Ronaldo understood the assignment but the service was poor. Ronaldo is not daft thinking United would attack Chelsea pound for pound. He knows Chelsea are far ahead in their development than United.

Y’all talking as if Ronaldo hadn’t played in a park the bus tactics before in his career. The game suits him, he just needed a Modric/Kroos kind of intelligence to feed him the ball.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 8:12pm On Nov 28, 2021
Leyqute:
In case you didn’t notice, before Mendy played that ball, Fred was running straight at him in another angle.

Then he read what Mendy was about to do, glanced behind him, saw the potential recipient of the ball and then changed his direction.

If he didn’t do that and ran straight at Mendy he wouldn’t have intercepted the ball.

Mendy didn’t pass to him. He intercepted the ball.
It was an interception. Mendy was lucky that Fred has no common sense offensively but he’s a defensive monster.

If we had Maguire and Shaw tonight, we would have lost this game by a 4 goal margin.

How can we send Maguire/Shaw to Ole in Norway?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 8:05pm On Nov 28, 2021
raumdeuter:
Are you expecting accurate balls from who? Fred McTom or Matic? Or Bailly or Bissaka?

With the players on the field, Carricks number 1 aim is not to lose, Matic McTom barely crossed the halfway line. There is no way Mata wouldsee the field today.

If the players have a better training Ronaldo will excel in games like this, Its not like Chelsea has better individual players
It’s like you are not listening.

Chelsea were committing huge risks and daring United to attack them. In the mistake Jorginho made for the Sancho goal, it was 2 United players versus Jorginho alone.

The ball doesn’t even need to be super accurate, just launch it into space and let Ronaldo chase it - something like the offside call that the line assistant did spot. Matic can do that blindfolded.

Lindelof and Rashford also have a telepathic connection that has resulted in several goals like the Rashford’s equalizer against Leicester. I saw none of that today. It was a poor performance because of the gameplan.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 7:56pm On Nov 28, 2021
The penalty Chelsea won was too soft.

Anthony Taylor is a spineless human being. He’s been accused of never favoring Chelsea. Chelsea fans didn’t want him to officiate this game so when that moment came, he couldn’t hold his nerves and gave the penalty to please Chelsea fans.

Chelsea fans signed a petition to have him banned from officiating any Chelsea game sometime ago so I don’t understand why he was picked to officiate this game. He was either going to punish Chelsea for having the gall to petition him or lick their balls to show he’s not against them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 7:48pm On Nov 28, 2021
elampiro:
A stoke city striker will not be so anonymous in pressing, tackling, chasing, involving in build-up play. Today, Ronaldo was a short one player. We would have done ourselves a favour if we played Sancho for 90 minutes. Every game is different.
Play Sancho for 90 mins?

Sancho that was running out of breath after having to chase and close down Chelsea players. You people watch the back of your TV during games. I am 100% sure now.

Lukaku came in for a team that 100% dominated the game, what impact did he make in the game but somehow Ronaldo should have scored a hat trick in the game we barely had a sniff in Chelsea’s box.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Illimitable: 7:44pm On Nov 28, 2021
raumdeuter:
Carrick set out to defend and just lump balls forward to chase.

Is that what you want Ronaldo doing? Chasing hopeless balls and have Rudiger Silva and Chalobah toy and pass his around
That’s what Ronaldo can do. He had only 20 minutes to do it and if the ball was more accurate, you would have seen how such game suits him.

I wish we had Mata on the pitch.

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