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There are several rumours flying around about Gerrard, his dick and his wife’s fanny at the moment. Many of which will end up never being confirmed or denied. One thing I believe will definitely happen though is Gerrard’s transfer to Real Madrid.

A few years ago, I’d have sooner killed close family members/childhood pets than let Gerrard leave. However, after witnessing him becoming a passenger in an out-of-sorts team, it’s probably time he did go. At least while we can still get a few dozen million for him, lest we Bleep it up like the Owen sale (£8 million he ended up going for).

Where all this shite leaves my beloved club – I dare not think about it. Gerrard could go, Torres could go, Benitez will hopefully go, and we could end up spending years playing out our seasons in mid-table mediocrity. Like fucking Everton.

Or perhaps he and Torres will stay, Van Der Vaart will sign and become a revelation as our new playmaker and we’ll win the title. Who the Bleep knows? But this is why we watch footy

yinkalink:
it goes without saying, but sorry when you left it, did you leave your sense of humor too?

Spyker:
Abeg, you wey go day school, na wetin be the new name for UME (JAMB) exam.
ITK - I too know

agabaI23:
He is doing lesser hajj

[center][size=18pt]Clegg 'does not believe in God' [/size][/center]


New Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has answered "no" when asked on BBC radio if he believed in God.
The rapid-fire question and answer format on 5 Live meant the 40-year-old did not have the chance to elaborate.

He later said he had "enormous respect for people who have religious faith", that his wife is Catholic and that his children are being brought up Catholic.

Last month, former PM Tony Blair said he had not talked much about his faith for fear of being labelled a "nutter".

Reshuffle

The radio interview with Mr Clegg, MP for Sheffield Hallam, came ahead of a reshuffle of the Lib Dem frontbench team expected over the next few days.

Asked whether he had ever taken illegal drugs, he replied: "I'm going to cast a veil over that. It's the one thing I agree with David Cameron on. I think politicians are entitled to a private life before they go into politics."


“ If politics is going to solve the problems of people's everyday lives, we need to listen to people ”
Nick Clegg
Lib Dem leader
And asked if he believed in God, he said: "No."

In later comments to the BBC News website, Mr Clegg added: "I have enormous respect for people who have religious faith, I'm married to a Catholic and am committed to bringing my children up as Catholics.

"However, I myself am not an active believer, but the last thing I would do when talking or thinking about religion is approach it with a closed heart or a closed mind."

Mr Clegg was joined on his first day in the job by musician Brian Eno, whom he has brought in as an adviser on how to "reach out beyond Westminster to people who don't get a say in politics".

Mr Clegg said: "I will fight for a society where everyone gets a fair chance in life, and no-one is condemned by the circumstances of their birth.

"Education has got to be front and centre of Britain's agenda if we're going to make that happen. So I will raise funding for the poorest children to the levels in private schools.

"And every family must be free from poverty, and feel they have a voice, and a stake, in Britain today."

'People's politics'

Mr Clegg added: "That requires a new kind of politics - a people's politics. If politics is going to solve the problems of people's everyday lives, we need to listen to people, and act on what they say."

Later the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams, reacted to Mr Clegg's declaration.

Dr Williams told Radio 5 Live presenter Simon Mayo: "It matters less to me than to know they are honest and reliable and that what beliefs they have they hold sincerely.

"This isn't a country where Christianity is imposed by law. It's a country with a nominally Christian majority. And that's good.

"And whoever becomes prime minister has to understand that and work with it rather than against the grain of it."

Last month, Mr Blair told the BBC his Christian faith had been "hugely important" to his premiership, but that he had been wary of discussing it in case he was labelled a "nutter".

His ex-spokesman Alastair Campbell once told reporters: "We don't do God."

Current Prime Minister Gordon Brown, the son of a church minister, is also a Christian who has spoken of his father's advice acting as his "moral compass".

Mr Clegg, an MP since 2005, beat Chris Huhne to the Lib Dem leadership by 20,988 votes to 20,477 - a margin of just 511.

Mr Clegg's election follows a two-month contest caused by the resignation of Sir Menzies Campbell.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7151346.stm

ifyalways:
@J, haha.sup?

jalether:
Technically, Over the last four seasons, David Moyes has been the best manager in the EPL, despite everton's relatively small squad
and injury crisis, he still manages to make the most of the situation and consistently finish in the top 6/7. If he can perform that well
with everton, Imagine what he will do at a bigger club.

bgees:
illusion2,
u see the wahala u don cause? people are already taking it seriously.

chic2pimp:
No Kidding
So you want a Tactically Inept Manager like Jose in charge of your team. Na wa ooo

Jairzinho:
So it really depends on what the club & its debtor-owners want

tkb417:
put Harry in Pool and he will deliver the trophy in his first attempt

Emperoh:
A manager who can't win the EPL in 6 attempts!!![/color]

Emperoh:
He is not fit to clean Harry Redknapp's shoes!!

Eastbay:
^^^^
Benitez isn't even fit to mow the pitch at OT.

Onlytruth:
In fact for this fight against corruption to make sense, Obasanjo should be arrested for stealing wasting $16 billion mapped out for power projects.

And don't come telling me it cannot be proved.

dominique:
@illusion2
so who will now take over your beloved Liverpool?

Spyker:
And you do?
Why must one crack his brain to understand a joke. Have you ever been to Night/Day of a thousand laughs? Do you need to write U[b]T[/b]ME before you get the joke. Mr. Sense of Humour.

Spyker:
Where is the joke?

006:
Like I said before, Yorubas are irrelevant; but because of chaotic Nigeria, they feel relevant.

Wait till Nigeria breaks up to understand what I mean that Yorubas are irrelevant.
Yorubas are even trying a bit now because they are struggling to keep pace with the Igbos but when we leave, there would be no one to compete with, so they would relapse to their normal selves and "Welcome back laziness and backwardness".